Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 459: :Don’t always think that everything you do is for the cat’s good, at least you have to learn…

In Kabukicho Park at night, Gintoki squatted on a small stone castle not far from the swing, looking at the bright moon in the sky, while Kondo and Katsura were sleeping soundly on the ground.

"Ah, I'm so hungry that I can't sleep," Yin Shi sighed, muttering to himself with a bit of anguish: "How long will this life last? When will I be able to return to the original one? What do you look like? Shinbaha, Kagura, what are you doing?"

"Hey, let's eat." Jiang Cheng jumped up with a shopping bag in his mouth and placed the shopping bag beside Yinshi.

"I thought I would never see you again, but you are so amazing that you can escape from that kind of cage." Yin Shi glanced at Jiang Cheng beside him, then probed into the shopping bag and began to take a sip He ate it in small bites.

"Ah, don't worry about that. There is still a place in this world that can completely trap me. Even if I am really trapped, I just need to keep breaking the walls."

Jiang Cheng licked his paws, and continued disapprovingly, "I've been thinking about the last few days, what is the reason for us to become cats? It's really just because the cats buried down there want to give us Punishment? Now, maybe not."

"Have you found any clues?" Gintoki asked while eating.

"No, it's just a little clue," Jiang Cheng shook his head, staring directly at the bright full moon in the sky, "I thought this was a punishment, a punishment for us going the wrong way. The begging of the feral cats, the punishment for their lives, but it doesn't seem to be the case now."

"Recently, every time I bring food to feral cats is also because of this. But after so many days, it has no effect at all. So I thought, if we are really because of that little tomb If the reason for the buried cat becomes this body, then what do they want us to do?"

"Can they be restored to adulthood by fulfilling their wishes?" Gintoki raised his head and thought back, "Indeed, this seems to be the most likely possibility now, but the question is, what are their wishes? "

"I can already confirm this," Jiang Cheng turned his head and looked at Yin Shi seriously, "but I can't do that by myself, so I need your help. !”

"Although asking "what kind of wish" at such a time can make the topic continue according to the trend just now..." Gintoki replied with a look of contempt: "But I really doubt that your brain came up with it. possibility. "

"It can't be wrong," Jiang Cheng shook his head, looking forward with a distant gaze, "Based on what I've seen and heard in the past few days as a cat, as well as today's unannounced visits, I've confirmed it." /

"What exactly is that?" Gintoki asked casually.

"Yinshi, you should have noticed it too?" Jiang Cheng continued with a serious face: "There is a huge gap between male and female among the wild cats here, and there is not necessarily one female cat among a hundred male cats. So I think maybe it's for this reason that the cats who didn't get a shot until they died conveyed to us the resentment of death or virginity, which led to us becoming this body."

"At this time, as usual, I will definitely complain, but I don't know why, but today I think it makes sense..." Said, Yin Shi sighed, "Maybe it's because it really makes sense. ."

"Let's go!" Jiang Cheng stared at Yin Shi seriously.

"What are you going to do?" Yin Shi said with a sad face, and answered impatiently.

"Of course, in the world of stray cats, we will build a custom shop that only belongs to cats!" Jiang Cheng replied with a serious face, "I have already drawn up the plan, the first step, starting today, we will Gather all the female cats in Edo who are willing to do that kind of business, and then train them! The training is up to you, I believe in you! Then, the second step is to set a suitable price to start business! At the same time, in order to prevent malicious competition , to establish a regulatory mechanism, which is like an institution like the Administration of Industry and Commerce in the human world, and this kind of thing is handed over to the orangutan and the wig. The third step, our body will automatically return to normal!"

"Why do you leave the training of the cat girl to me?!" Yin Shibai shouted, "It's the most suitable for you!"

"Silver time, I can't do it. This kind of task is best for you." Jiang Cheng shook his head, "When you went to that kind of place before, you were the only one who would pay attention to the different kinds of wandering girls. skills and habits. So if it's you, you can definitely train them to perfection."

"Who would pay attention to such subtleties!" Yin Shi cursed with white eyes.

"It's you," Jiang Cheng said of course, "every time he will discuss with us what that wandering girl is like, how she likes to use..."

Boom!

"Shut up!" Yin Shi stood on his legs, roaring with white eyes and giving Jiang Cheng a cat punch in the head.

"I'm just telling the truth," Jiang Cheng rubbed his head and retorted with an unhappy face, "Now I can't find any other possibility besides this possibility. In order to restore the original It looks like you can only try various methods, right?"

"Try it yourself!"

"It's said that one person's strength can't do such a thing!" Jiang Cheng retorted.

"Really, it's really a bunch of guys who don't want to give up," Fangichi's voice came from behind the two of them, and he slowly came to sit beside them, and then said: "Silver, Jiang, you will never be human again."

After Ginshi let out a low sigh, he glanced at Fang Yi, "Don't you just listen to my jokes, do you really believe them? It's such a stupid thing." /

"Hmph, why would you ignore you if you don't believe me?" Fang Yi snorted slightly, and said with some disdain.

"Huh?" Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi turned their faces to Fang Yi at the same time, and let out a puzzled sound.

Fang Yi continued, "Really, I want to give you some advice as an ancestor (senior) who has walked the same path, but I didn't expect you to be so slow."

"You... do you mean..." Yin Shi unconsciously widened his eyes and looked at Fang Yi in disbelief.

"Finally found out?"

"No way...you!" Yin Shi's eyes widened and he continued with a look of horror, "It's Doraemon..."

"Wrong! Completely wrong!" Fang Yi frantically complained, "Why is Doraemon appearing in the current trend of the topic?!"

"That... I'm wondering if the cat in the future will also be a fairy in some sense..." Gintoki explained to himself, then glanced at Fang Yi's ear, "Will the ear also be? Did you get bitten by a mouse?"

(Ancestors (seniors), immortals, the pronunciation is the same.)

"Who said the ears were bitten by mice! Who said there are four-dimensional pockets!"

"Yinshi, you completely misunderstood what Fangyi said," Jiang Cheng shook his head and sighed, "Fangyi means that he once wanted to build a shop that only belongs to wild cats in the world of wild cats. , but failed."

"Your understanding is the most outrageous!" Fang Yi shouted with white eyes.

"Hey? If it's not Doraemon, what is it?" Yin Shi wondered, then suddenly thought of something, looked at Fang Yi with a look of surprise, and continued incoherently: "Could it be that you are... Pa... Pa...pa...pa meow?"

"It's Parmen, right!" Fang Yi groaned a little frantically, "Why is it a subtle time-travel? Why not? It's only a chimpanzee! The one from No. 2!"

(Little Superman Parmen: The same author as Doraemon, created earlier than Doraemon. In addition, No. 2 in Little Superman Parmen is a chimpanzee.)

"Hey, liar, right?" Yin Shi looked at Fang Yi with sweat on his face, standing on his legs and holding his forehead with both front paws, stammering, "Then you ...why... why is Freeza-sama in a place like this?!"

"It's just the forehead!" While roaring, Fang Yi's forehead burst with blue veins and hit Yinshi's forehead heavily.

Bang! After the sound, a big bag swelled up on Gintoki's forehead.

"Don't you understand? I used to be a human like you." Fang once again looked at the night sky in the distance and said slowly.

"...Eh? Eh-?!" After being stunned for a while, Gintoki stood up in shock and pointed at Fangichi in surprise, "So you're not the final form of Lord Frieza?! "

"Where is the place to be surprised?!" Fang Yi groaned frantically with white eyes.

Jiang Cheng chuckled softly and said softly, "Ah, I didn't expect to hear something incredible again, it's really surprising..."

"Wait a minute! You've been a cat boss here for many years, right?" Yin Shi suddenly thought of something~IndoMTL.com~ looked at Fang Yi with a sweaty face, and his ears trembled involuntarily. Shaking, several black lines appeared under the corners of his eyes, and he asked tentatively, "How many years... how many years have you been a cat?"

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng also reacted, and his face instantly gave, and then he turned his head mechanically to Fang Yi with twitching corners of his eyes.

"...It was thirteen years ago that I became a cat." Fang Yi replied slowly.

In an instant, Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi spurted a mouthful of blood and fell to the ground at the same time.

"That's why I said it long ago, it can't be changed back to the way it was," Fang Yi continued calmly, "Well, the weight of the curse you bear is also different."

"In other words, when you play games in the future, you can only use two claws?" Jiang Chengsheng, who was lying in a pool of blood, said indifferently.

"Is that all you care about?!" Yin Shibai frantically complained, then sat up again and looked at Fang Yi, "Have you given up on becoming a human?"

"That is my inescapable sin that I must bear."

Fangyi spoke slowly: "I wasn't a normal guy before I became a cat, and I haven't changed much from now. I'm a hated existence who can only solve everything with violence... "

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