Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 461: :Even Tom has a few feral cat friends!

"Not taking us seriously at all..."

"Why...why doesn't he resist?"

"Don't... don't be afraid! Kill him now!"

Seeing the wild cats with their fangs and claws about to pounce on Yoshiichi, Gintoki rushed over without thinking.

"Wait! Silver Time!" Gui, who noticed something, hurriedly stopped.

At the same time, the wild cats and Yoshiichi also noticed something, and Gintoki, who had not rushed to the front, also forcibly stopped in an instant.

A large cat-catching net fell, catching Fangichi and all the wild cats in one net. As for Yinshi, he stopped a second before the net hit the ground and escaped the catastrophe.

"Hey hey hey..." Katsuo, the black horse of the ditch rat group, raised one hand with a toothpick in his mouth and shouted excitedly to the two younger brothers who were holding one end of the big net in front of him, "It's a great harvest! Although I don't know how It's true, but...great gain! Take them all back!"

"Oops! The movement is too loud for humans to detect!"

The feral cats struggled desperately, but to no avail. However, at this moment, Fang Yi stretched out his claws and tore a corner of the net.

"What are you doing?! Run for me!" Fang Yi shouted fiercely at the bewildered wild cats in front of him.

As soon as the voice fell, Fang Yi was tied by several younger brothers of the ditch rat group with ropes to his body, neck and limbs, and the whole cat was locked in place and could not move.

"Yoshiichi—!!" Gintoki shouted.

Fang Yi did not intend to give up, but gritted her teeth and struggled to take a step forward.

But then, a large net fell again, covering Fang Yi...

…

The sky was already bright, and Kagura held Jiang Cheng by the back of his neck with one hand, and stepped into the door of the Dengshi Tavern together with Xin Baji.

"Yueyue, brought back Aru." Kagura walked over and handed Jiang Cheng to Yueyong, who was sitting in front of the counter smoking a cigarette, and at the same time sat down in the seat beside Yueyong.

"Ah, this is the reward." While Yueyong took Jiang Cheng with one hand, the other hand took out an envelope and put it on the table and pushed it in the direction of Kagura.

Immediately afterwards, Yueyong got up and shoved Jiang Cheng into a special reinforced cage that had been prepared on the floor.

"That, Miss Yueyong..." Xinba pushed up his glasses and said expressionlessly, "Anyway, isn't this cage a bit too much? Even tigers and lions don't need it. the cage..."

"No, this cage is just right for this cat." After Yueyong locked the cage, she sat down at the counter again.

Xin Ba Haw twitched the corners of his mouth embarrassedly, then sat down at the front desk, smiled and said, "But I'm also saying, it's better to be locked in a cage recently, because it's not very flat, if not. If you are caught as a wild cat, you will never come back.”

Yueyong glanced at Xin Ba Hao lightly.

"In this Kabukicho wild cat capture plan, there is a ditch rat team secretly intervening," Shinbaha explained to himself, bowing his head, "they used the excuse of "to prevent wild cats from breeding, they need to be caught and ligated" The city officials were asked to catch wild cats, and they even pretended to be people in the town to catch wild cats and sell them to the embassy of Mutianlianxing. After that, none of the cats caught by them could come back..."

[Sure enough...] Listening to Jiang Cheng, he thought of the cat catchers he saw under the shrine floor that day, [I always feel that something is wrong, is it those guys...]

Granny Dengshi at the counter let out a breath of smoke, closed her eyes, and said, "Sure enough, I feel a little strange. Last night, too, she yelled at cats to catch cats. I heard that many wild cats were caught. Gone. This street has become a lot cleaner."

"Mother-in-law Tengshi, we just want to reduce the number of troublesome feral cats," Xin Baha lowered his head and said a little disappointed, "In order to make this street more suitable for people and cats to live in, we participated in that I planned, but I don't think it's pretty at all to become such a street where a stray cat is hard to see."

After listening, Kagura stood up with both hands on the table and said excitedly: "Kill Aru! Go to the embassy and save the wild cats! Maybe Gin-chan and my uncle are also involved in those guys. It's a conspiracy!"

"Forget it, the other party is the embassy. If you take action casually, it's not a joke." Granny Dengshi reminded lightly.

"But..."

"Don't worry," Granny Toshi interrupted Kagura and continued, "Do you think the feral cats that have been living on this street until now will be completely wiped out for this trivial matter? Don't do superfluous things. , the next step is their domain. Cats also have "cat benevolence", and..."

Saying that, Granny Toshi glanced at the cage with a huge hole on the ground and the small gap where the door of the store was open.

"When?!" Shin Baha looked at the empty cage on the ground with a look of surprise, "He ran away again?!"

Looking at the flat incision on the cage, Yueyong realized it, reaching into her sleeves and counting the number of kunai hidden in the cuffs.

[One missing...] Yueyong was slightly startled, [Is it when Kagura handed it to me? ]

"Kagura-chan! Hurry up, now is not the time for it to run around in the street!" Shinbaha hurriedly stood up and said to Kagura and Yueyue who were beside him, "It would be bad if caught. Also, Miss Yueyong, leave it to us!"

"No need," Yueyong let out a breath of second-hand smoke, "I should just go to my friends to play, and I'll be back when the time comes. Even if it's a house cat, there will be a few as long as it's good. feral cat friend."

"Huh?" Shin Baha made a puzzled sound.

"I don't need it anymore, go back, see you later." With that, Yueyong got up and walked slowly towards the door.

…

"Hey, what are the two idiot wild cats and an orangutan in heat doing?" Jiang Cheng looked at the two cats and one orangutan on the wall in front of him, and asked casually, "What's the matter? Did you ask the embassy for food? What about the poor wild cats~"

"Isn't your domestic cat still the same?" Yin Shi snorted and replied without looking back.

"Don't compare me with you," Jiang Cheng said, jumping and landing on the wall, "I just wanted to find a [friend] to play with after I was full. , wool ball or TAMA, it doesn't matter, after all, domestic cats are really lonely."

"Have you...really thought about it?" Yin Shi's expression became a little dignified, and he looked ahead, "If you want to go back and regret it, take advantage of it now, even if you do this kind of thing, your body will not recover, and it may be Die as a cat. Didn't Yoshiichi say it? "The rest is up to you." If all of us die, who will finish what Yoshiichi left behind? "

"So didn't you say it just now? TAMA (life) doesn't matter." Jiang Cheng said lightly, "Besides, I'm a house cat, and things like wild Elvis can't touch me at all, so it doesn't matter."

"I'm a gorilla," Kondo, who was hugging the telephone pole, took over, "I can't be a boss cat in the first place, so there's no need to abide by that kind of agreement."

"Although I'm sorry, His Highness Fangyi..." Gui said, "But I don't plan to live as a cat, and I don't plan to die as a cat. I want to live as a samurai and die as a samurai. It doesn't matter if it's a cat or a gorilla, just fight for a friend! That's the samurai."

"That's wrong, wig." Jiang Cheng corrected indifferently, "It's not only samurai who fight for their friends, it should be said that humans... No, all creatures with hearts in the world will fight for their friends, It has nothing to do with being a samurai or not."

"You still don't have a crush on samurai like before~" Gui shook his head and chuckled, "But... well, forget it, you're right. Even if we're not samurai, we won't. Even if it changes, we will still stand here.”

"Really..." Gintoki looked straight ahead and said slowly: "Yoshiichi, I will accept the throne of Kabukicho Wild Elvis for one day today! You have bet everything you have protected so far! We can also bet everything to protect it to the end!"

"Kabukicho BOSS Cat United, Let's Go!" ×4

After shouting, the three cats and one orangutan jumped towards the wall at the same time.

Then...

Plop! After a sound, the three cats and one orangutan fell steadily into the traps laid on the ground.

…

Two people from Mutian Polygonum, dressed in Japanese-style formal suits, were walking slowly in the corridor of the embassy with a cage cart. All three cats and one orangutan in the cage were expressionless.

"It seems to have stepped on a trap, but then again, how did they escape?" A Mutian Polygonum star suspiciously looked at his companion who was pulling the cage car with him.

"By the way, why is there an orangutan? Have we ever caught an orangutan?" Another Mutianlian star wondered.

"As... the battle was successful," Yinshi said.

"Yes... yes, so I successfully entered the enemy's interior." Gui replied.

"Indeed, it's a really good battle plan." Jiang Cheng nodded and said.

"That's right, it's exactly the same as the plan agreed in advance." Kondo spread his hands in agreement, then looked down at Jiang Chengsan, who was sitting in front of him, "What should we do next? Plan What's next?"

As soon as these words came out, the four of them bowed their heads and fell silent.

"Help!" Kondo cries as he grabs the cage, "I'm an orangutan, not a cat! It's nothing to do with me! Don't! I don't want to die with these idiots!"

"I'm a house cat!" Jiang Cheng shouted out of the cage in the same way, "It's not a wild cat at all! It has nothing to do with me! Who is going to save me——! Wild cats are two different creatures! Why did they just escape from one cage and then be locked in another cage! Don't! Help me!"

"Be quiet!" Yin Shibai shouted with eyes open~IndoMTL.com~ You two guys said so beautifully just now, and they betrayed after just a few shots! Don't be ashamed! you two! "

"The moment we fell into the trap after saying nice things, we were all embarrassed!" Kondo retorted indignantly.

"What! It's not embarrassing at all!" Yin Shibai retorted, "It's the same as the plan! There's no panic at all!"

"It's really bad," Jiang Cheng kept groping for something on his body with sweat on his face, "what about the kunai? What about the kunai stolen from Yueyue's cuff? Which four-dimensional pocket did you put it in? Ah! Teeth are white, really white!"

"It's all your fault!" Yin Shi pointed at Jiang Cheng's ruthless slapstick, "The second part of the battle plan is to use your Kuwu! It's all your fault for losing Kuwu. Ah!"

"Shut up! When did we formulate something like that?!" Jiang Cheng retorted with white eyes.

"No, it was made in short, before you came," Gintoki looked at Kondo next to him, "Right? Orangutan, the second step is to use this idiot's kunai, right? ?"

"That's right, I remember that." Kondo nodded and said, "So it's all your fault, Yoshihara's, you have to take full responsibility!"

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