Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 462: :Domestic cats don’t understand the troubles of feral cats, but not vice versa.

"Anyway, you're about to die, so it's better to kill you two now!" After scolding in a low voice, Jiang Chengbai threw his eyes at Gintoki and Kondo, and beat them up.

"Be quiet!" Gui on the side reminded helplessly as he watched the two cats and one orangutan fighting, then turned to look at the two people from Mutian Polygonum who were pulling the cage, "This is not the time for infighting. , if we don't escape from here quickly, we will be killed before we can rescue His Highness Fangyi."

Jiang Cheng, Gintoki, and Kondo then stopped.

"Look at that guy's waist." Gui looked at a bunch of keys on the waist of a Mutian Polygonum star who was pulling the cage, and then said: "Find a way to get that bunch of keys." /

"Listen!" Yin Shi was facing Gui, and said solemnly: "As long as the cat can stick its head out of the cage, the rest will naturally have a way. Wig, your one with only sad brain cells. The head should be able to do it, and the worst result is that no one will feel embarrassed even if it is crushed."

"I'm going to be very embarrassed!" Gui yelled with two big # characters on his head.

"Anyway, hurry up, we're running out of time!" Gintoki urged.

"Wig, I have always thought you are a man who can bend and stretch. No one can do this except you." Jiang Cheng cast a warm look of encouragement towards Gui.

"Hey, I said it won't work..." Gui stood up and argued to the two cats.

"Okay, I told you to hurry up!"

Saying that, Yinshi got up directly, stood on his legs, and kicked Gui's body out of the cage with one kick.

Uh... just the body, with the head still stuck in the cage.

"Go out! The body is out!" Ginto shouted.

"Hey! But what are we going to do next!" Gui shouted in cold sweat, who kept stepping on the ground with both legs on the ground, "The neck is so tight, if you stop your feet, you will Suffocating!"

"Don't make such a loud noise!" Yinshi reminded with white eyes, "It will be discovered! Then just stick your head out! Come on!"

"That's what I said..."

While Gui was talking, two people from the Polygonum giganta pulled the cage through a metal automatic door, and the automatic door closed after the cage passed.

But it's a little strange that the cage suddenly stopped, no matter how the two Mutian Polygonum people pulled it, they couldn't pull it.

"Ah? Is there something hooking it?" A Mutian Polygonum man turned his head and asked suspiciously.

"The tail! The tail is caught by the automatic door!" Gui, whose tail was caught by the automatic door, was tightly stuck in the gap of the cage, and the whole cat was already in the air due to dragging.

"It's really strange, why can't you pull it..." Another Mutianlian Xingren said suspiciously.

Afterwards, the two people from Polygonum giganta pressed forward on the armrest of the cage car, and at the same time did not forget to continue to pull forward.

Gui, whose body was stretched to the limit, struggled desperately with both legs and cried out in pain: "I'm going to die! My head is about to be torn off!"

Seeing this, Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi didn't even think about it before kicking them hard, and Kondo simultaneously raised a fist towards Gui's face.

Suddenly, Gui's wailing continued for a long time.

"Get out! Get me out!" Yin Shi shouted with white eyes while kicking, "If you want to survive, you have to let your head out too! You have to fight!"

"I will die! I will be beaten to death by you before I go out!"

"Wigs! Men can bend and stretch!" Jiang Cheng said while kicking, "Hurry up and think about that feeling! If you don't want to die, hurry up and think about the kind of "standing" when you wake up in the morning The state of recovery has become weak in your puberty! "

"You are talking about being able to bend and stretch in another sense!"

"Imagine yourself as Tom from Tom and Jerry! Yin Shi didn't stop his movements at all, still greeted Gui's face one after another, and kept cheering: "You can do it!" It's absolutely what Tom can do! Just twist your face and get out! "

"Yes! Wig!" Jiang Cheng cheered at the same time: "Imagine your head as the "there" of a fifty-year-old man, it's definitely possible! You can definitely get slack! A fifty-year-old man only has a few minutes, you can definitely go out! Cheer me up! "

Perhaps because of the unremitting efforts of Jiang Cheng's two cats and the cooperation of the two Mutian Polygonum people, Gui's head was finally... stuffed out...

"Pull it out! Well done! Wig!" Yin Shi in the cage that was pulled up again shouted at Gui who was lying in front of the automatic door: "Hurry up and grab the key to open the cage. Are you alright? The tail isn't broken, right?"

"Well, my tail is fine." Gui raised his head in response, then stretched out his right paw and showed the white tail in his hand towards Yin Shi.

Yin Shi turned his head and glanced at a part of himself that was still spewing blood. After being stunned for two seconds, he shouted a little frantically: "Why is my tail broken! Why is it not yours but mine? Ah!"

"Sorry." Gui, who stood up on both legs, held Yin Shi's tail and explained apologetically, "I caught it during a painful struggle."

"Sorry for your size!" Yin Shibai shouted, "Why do you have to hold on to my tail!"

At this time, after hearing the commotion behind them, the two Mutianlian people stopped, turned their heads and looked over, and they were shocked when they found Gui who had escaped from the cage.

"You... when did you..."

Before waiting for the Mutian Polygonum to say anything, Gui instantly clenched the silver tail in his hand, jumped up and jumped between the two Mutian Polygonums, and landed steadily. It is worth mentioning that Gintoki's tail also made a buzzing sound like a lightsaber in Gui's hand.

The two Mutian Polygonum people instantly lost consciousness and collapsed to the ground.

"Hey!! What are you using someone else's tail for!"

"It's amazing, I didn't expect the tail to be turned into a lightsaber." Jiang Cheng said in surprise, standing on two legs, holding his chest with one hand and his chin on the other paw.

"Yes, it's really amazing." Kondo agreed.

"Why have you two already gone out!" Gintoki looked at Jiang Cheng and Kondo who were standing outside the cage with some dismay.

"I just found the previous kunai in my fourth-dimensional pocket." Jiang Cheng raised the kunai in his right hand and said happily, "Ah, how lucky you are, right? Orangutan."

"Yes, I'm really lucky." Kondo nodded.

"So it doesn't make any sense to say that my tail is lost!" Gintoki roared with white eyes, "What is a four-dimensional pocket?! Do you still have that kind of thing?! You are Dora A A dream?!"

"Hey? Don't you have any?" Jiang Cheng said in surprise, then pulled off the hair on his stomach, pointed to the obvious slit and said, "Look, it's here. I thought everyone had it. ."

"I have you!"

"Anyway, come out quickly, there's no time left." Jiang Cheng held his kunai, took a good posture, turned his head and looked at the group of Mutianlianxing people who were rushing towards him in the distance.

Yin Shi angrily jumped from the gap in the cage that Jiang Cheng used Kuwu to open.

"Give it back to me!" Gintoki snatched his tail from Gui's hand, "I use this myself!"

"The material ran out!"

"Hurry up and grab them!"

"And there's an orangutan, what's going on?!"

A group of people from Mutian Polygonum had already rushed not far in front of Jiang Cheng and the others.

"Qie, reinforcements?" Guiqi said, then stretched out his hand and pulled out his tail. At the same time, he shouted to Yinshi without turning his head: "Yinshi, hurry up! I'll deal with it here. !”

"Don't take the tail off like a matter of course!" Yin Shi frantically complained.

"Cut, there's nothing you can do, Master House, you're going to owe me a favor!" Saying that, Kondo clenched a certain body organ that was protruding from a certain part and covered with mosaics, "Bring the horse over here. Come on! Little boys! Let you see the power of Force!"

"What kind of thing are you using!" Gintoki pointed at Kondo's hands full of obscenities covered in mosaics, with white eyes struggling to complain, "That's not Force! That's just your dirty Hose (water pipe) That's right!"

"Now don't be as lazy as your natural scroll! Silver Time!" Jiang Cheng charged directly with Kunwu in hand.

"What are you doing?! Why don't you hurry up!" Gui hand rushed up at the same time, holding his tail, which became straight and straight thanks to the blessing of the force, and directly confronted several people from Mutian Polygonum.

"The rest is up to you!" Kondo also charged up ~IndoMTL.com~, brandishing his weapon full of mosaics, and shouted.

"The wild cats of Kabukicho!" Katsura waved his tail constantly, dodging among the crowd of Polygonum kata.

"And the arrogant Wild Elvis!" Kondo responded.

"And our friends!" Jiang Cheng answered after resolving several Mutianlian people.

"Go grant them real freedom-!!"×3

After listening, Yin Shi didn't say much, turned his head and ran with all his strength on all four feet.

"Hey, Jiang Cheng, why did you stay too?" Gui asked while waving his tail.

"Idiot, I'm a house cat," Jiang Cheng calmly dodged the attacks of the Mutian Polygonum people while finding every space to fight back, "It's different from wild cats like you, the true nature of wild cats is. I'm just talking about the freedom, I don't know that kind of thing, and I don't want to know it at all."

"Hmph, so..." Gui Hen laughed, "It seems to have grown a little bit."

"Now is not the time to chat!" Kondo reminded, and then he looked at the more Mutiana people who were running straight over with heavy weapons not far away, "Here we come again!"

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