Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 467: : Boss Maofang 1, finished.

Looking at Xiao Yu who appeared at the door, Jiang Cheng was stunned, but then he couldn't help laughing suddenly. At the same time, the murderous aura in the whole room also dissipated.

"Hahaha..." Jiang Cheng couldn't stop laughing while clutching his stomach, "I really convinced that old woman, she even sent another TAMA, and she really put it together, ahahaha... "

"Lord Jiang Cheng just said that he will go back as long as he sees TAMA." Xiaoyu, who was standing at the door, continued, "So it is time to go back now."

"Stop it, Jiang Zi." Xixiang's voice also came from the door, "Although I don't know what revenge you have with them, I hope you can stop right now. They are not hopeless guys. "

"Who is Jiang Zi?!" Jiang Cheng scolded angrily with blue veins and white eyes, "I killed you! Your soul is dull!"

After speaking, after calming down, Jiang Cheng slowly got up and walked towards the door, talking while walking.

"After all, I said that as long as I see TAMA, I will go back. Since I saw another TAMA (Xiaoyu), I can only go back. After all, as a man, you can't break your promise. This is the basic. It's an old man's TAMA and there is also an old lady who is thinking about it~ To be honest, I'm really a little surprised~"

Having said that, Jiang Cheng stopped, raised his hand and waved it gently, and continued without turning his head: "Don't you like the guy with the head open in the back, don't you like it? Then Multiply the payment by seven-thirds and spit it out for me to use on the stray cats in this street. And for 30 consecutive days for a month, you will bathe and deworm the seven stray cats every day. What a treat, if I do, I will let go of the way I treated my friend this time. Ah, by the way, the expression must be friendly~ I have to show that sweet and sweet smile~ That old man over there Remember to supervise~ It's normal for old people to bask in the sun~"

"There's a guy who can talk to himself," Jiro Chang snorted, "but...it does sound good. I agree."

"Head!" Katsuo Kuroma quickly said, "I hate it the most..."

"Huh?" Jiang Cheng let out a puzzled sound.

In an instant, Katsuo Kuroma obediently shut his mouth.

At this time, Jiang Chengcai started to accompany Xiaoyu out of the gate of the ditch mouse group, leaving only the members of the ditch mouse group who looked at each other in dismay.

"Jiangzi~ long time no see, would you like to have a drink at someone's club?" Xixiang, who was leaning outside the door, suggested with his sturdy arms.

"Believe it or not, I'll kill you now?" Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly, but then he couldn't help but turn his head against the wall and spat out with a wow.

"Lord Jiang Cheng, are you alright?" Xiao Yu patted Jiang Cheng's back gently and asked in concern.

"What a duplicitous man," Xixiang hummed, "I couldn't help but spit it out when I saw his face~"

"Hey, if you say such disgusting words again, I will really tear down your shop!" Jiang Cheng wiped the saliva from his mouth and shouted with white eyes.

"Yeah, he's such a lovely man~"

Σ_(??????"∠) Vomit... Jiang Cheng couldn't hold back and vomited again.

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A few days later, Deng Shi Tavern.

"Ah, is that right?" The grandmother Tengshi sitting at the front desk who was smoking casually said, "The wild cats were released from the embassy safely?"

"Yeah." Xinba chirped, and then replied, "But in the end, it's still the same as before. People in the town association also said that it would be better to ligate them, and, There is something even more strange. This time, the guys from the ditch rat group vigorously rejected the proposal to tie up the feral cats at the town meeting, and said they would set aside a place for the feral cats. What a strange group Guys, they were the ones who arrested the wild cat and sold it to the Mutianlianxing embassy before."

"Isn't it good? In the future, the leftovers can be sent directly there, and I will never leave the street stinking all day long." Granny Dengshi replied disapprovingly.

"That's true..." Shinpachi scratched his head and smiled awkwardly.

"Then... is that guy Gintoki back?" Granny Toshi asked.

"Ah, yes." Xin Ba Hao nodded, "Not only Yin Sang, but also Jiang Cheng Sang and Gui Sang are back. But what happened, Yin Sang and Jiang Cheng Sang are both back. I didn't say it. I wanted to ask Guisang, but it seems that it was very hard to be chased by the Shinsengumi."

After speaking, Xin Ba Haw suddenly thought of something, smiled and continued: "Speaking of which, there is one more thing, Miss Yueyong's cat has never come back since it ran out that day, although she said it before. I searched for her for no pay, but she refused."

"Really..."

…

At the same time, in a restaurant in Edo, Jiang Cheng and Kagura were sitting at a table, frantically destroying the food that was piled up like a hill in front of them.

"Ah! It's delicious!" Jiang Cheng was frantically stuffing the food, while ambiguously saying, "I feel like I haven't eaten this kind of normal food for a long time!"

"Little uncle, speaking of which, where did you, Gin-chan and the others go, Aru?" Kagura muttered while burying his head in the food.

"Children, don't ask so much..." Jiang Cheng replied casually, "Adults are also entertained by adults, spending two days with Hu Peng and cat friends, there is absolutely no need to know about such things." /

"Cut," Kagura wrinkled his little nose and said with a look of disdain, "In the end, he just secretly went to play Aru, what a bad man."

"Yes, so I hope you can find a man who is not as bad as us in the future." Jiang Cheng said perfunctorily without raising his head.

"Of course!" Kagura clenched his fists and said excitedly with saliva on his face, "I have already decided Aru! I want to marry the old grandpa Ken Oji! That old grandfather is the complete ruler of the chicken. Aru! Whether it's egg rice bowl or fried chicken, you can eat all you can, Aru!"

Jiang Cheng raised his head, twitched the corners of his eyes and looked at Kagura speechlessly. Although he wanted to complain, Jiang Cheng, who knew that he would become endless after complaining, abruptly stopped thinking about it. Tucao thought.

At this moment, the voice of the waiter's sister suddenly came from Jiang Cheng's side.

"Sir," Miss Sister was holding a plate of omelette with "Thank you, friend" distorted in ketchup, "this is your friend who invited you."

"It's really his..." Jiang Cheng chuckled lightly, then turned his head to look at Fang Yi's back who was swaying on the road outside the window, raised his hand and waved it gently.

"Oh hoo! Omelette Aru!" Kagura exclaimed and took the omelette from the waitress.

"This can't be done!" Jiang Cheng tapped Kagura on the head and took the omelette over, "Order if you want to eat it yourself."

"Stingy!" Kagura rubbed his head and said with a pouting face.

"Who invited you to eat so much delicious food?" Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly.

"Successful, Aru!" Kagura took advantage of Jiang Cheng's ranting moment, stretched out his hand to pick up the omelette in front of Jiang Cheng and exclaimed.

"Hey! It's too cunning!"

"Little uncle is an idiot! Stupid idiot!" Kagura stuck out his tongue cutely after eating a mouthful of omelette.

"Hey—!!"

(Fang one - end.)

——Special dividing line for small theater——

"Team Z for the third year, Jiang Cheng (crossed out) Mr. Miao Mi! "The third time!

In the classroom with the sign "three-year Z group", the morning meeting is being held at this time. As for why the morning meeting is chosen at this time when the sun is about to set, this kind of thing actually doesn't matter.

However, it is also possible that a teacher who turned into a cat chose to hold a morning meeting at this time because of the habits of cats. "Cats are nocturnal animals", um... Yes, that is what they should have said.

An orange-red cat wearing pants, yes, a cat wearing pants and a shirt standing on the podium on its hind legs, constantly talking.

"To be honest, I'm really disappointed," Jiang Cheng shook his head helplessly, holding his forehead, "this time the test was so bad, except for the wig, there was even a score higher than 20. No, you are like this, how can I be worthy of the monthly salary your school pays me three times higher than your original head teacher? Really..."

"That, teacher," Zongwu raised his hand and said, "I don't think our poor performance this time has anything to do with us, but has something to do with the questioning of the test paper. It's impossible for anyone to get a high score on that kind of question. .”

"It's all nonsense!" Jiang Cheng reprimanded seriously, "Every classmate put your hands on your chest and ask yourself..."

"That, teacher," A Miao raised her voice, "it's right to put it on the chest. Putting it on the chest is considered sexual harassment."

"It doesn't matter!" Jiang Cheng continued, "But if you don't want to, just put your hand in your heart, hold your heart, and ask yourself..."

"That, teacher, we'll die when we insert it." Shi Shi raised his hand and said.

"Yes, teacher." Zongwu raised his hand and nodded and continued, "Let Hijikata-kun put his hand in his heart and ask himself, we can just put it on the chest."

"Quiet me all!" Jiang Chengbai shouted with eyes, "It's not that kind of indifferent question at all! The important thing is grades! Although I may be a little bit different from your previous teacher Yinba. It's a little different, but I think my class is still pretty good.

In the classes I took before, whether it was a third-year student at Yoshihara Commercial High School or a third-year student at Yatu Industrial High School, the average score in the class I took was never lower than 80. What the **** is going on with you? ? Do you know that because of your reasons, that ha... no, Principal Baga talked to me and wanted to deduct my salary?

Although the power passed later... no, it was a deal, and the salary was reduced by 20% to a 200% increase, but, I'm not happy! It's so frustrating! I almost got my salary deducted because of you! Almost had to reduce the spending on games every month! Can you understand my mood? ! "

"That, teacher... can I take the liberty to ask a question?" A Miao raised her hand weakly and asked.

"Ah, you said." Jiang Cheng nodded.

"Which subject do you teach?"

"Huh?" Jiang Cheng had a weird expression on his face, "Of course it's Mandarin. After so long in class, don't you know what I teach?"

"No, we know, we just want to reconfirm." After saying that, A Miao took a deep breath, then raised the 15-point test paper in her hand, "Can you please ask Teacher, explain this test paper? Is this a Mandarin test paper? It's cat language, right! Every question is an interpretation of "Meow Meow Meow"! We don't get it! We don't know what it means! "

"Then go become a cat!" Jiang Cheng said sharply, "become a cat and experience my mood! Become a cat like a wig and experience my mood! At that level, all members can achieve it. It's eighty!"

[Good...so willful...] ​​Everyone thought to themselves at the same time.

"Anyway, everyone must get at least 80 points in the next test!" Jiang Cheng shouted seriously, "Otherwise, the future study trip will be cancelled for me!! Then, get out of class!"

After all, Jiang Cheng jumped off the podium without waiting for the students to express their objections and walked towards the classroom door.

"That, private Marseille." The health room teacher Yue Yong, who was wearing a black miniskirt and a blue shirt and a white coat, knocked on the classroom door and opened it~IndoMTL.com~, then glanced down. Jiang Cheng on the ground, "The vaccine for cats has arrived."

"Who wants cat vaccines?! Smelly woman!" Jiang Chengbai shouted angrily.

"No...Cats still need to be vaccinated, otherwise it will be very troublesome if they get sick." Yueyong explained.

"The next chapter will change back! It won't be like this forever!"

"But it's also possible that between this chapter and the next chapter, the cat's disease may be contracted." Yueyong said seriously.

"How much do you want me to be infected with the cat virus?" Jiang Cheng said expressionlessly, "No need! I have to go home early to play games! Goodbye!!"

"No, it was the principal's order, so..." With that, Yueyong lowered her head and mentioned Jiang Cheng, "I'm sorry."

Looking at Yue Yong who held Jiang Cheng without turning her head, the students in the classroom fell silent, except for a certain student who also turned into a cat.

"Wait! Teacher!" Gui jumped off the table and ran in the direction Yueyong left, "And me! Give me the vaccine too! Please meow!"

All students:...

"Three Years Z Group, Teacher Jiang Cheng", the third episode, finished!

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