Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 469: :A woman’s heart is like the cloudy sky in autumn!

One morning in a lingering autumn rain, under the eaves in front of a game hall in Kabukicho, a silver-haired curly-haired man and a man with orange-red hair in a ponytail grabbed each other's collars and looked at each other through gnashing of teeth.

"Bastard!" Yin Shi gritted his teeth and scolded, "Won't you tell me when you wake up? You obviously won a lot of money before you wake up! Thanks to you, it's all out! You too This is enough to increase luck, so can't I make good use of it?!"

"You're so embarrassed that the wicked sue first! The soul is dull!" Jiang Cheng said with white eyes, blue veins bursting on his face, and an unhappy face, "Bring a friend who is still sleeping to the world to play the little steel ball. It's just you, right? How did you steal me from Yoshihara? Rope? Sack?! Want to be slaughtered by me? Scumbag!"

"Who am I for?!" Yin Shibai replied without thinking, "Do you know how much your big stomach niece can eat? The money earned by Master House is not enough for her daily food alone. What! Occasionally consider our economic situation! It's only so useful!"

"Do you think of me as an item in an RPG that can increase your luck value?!" Jiang Chengbai scolded with eyes and nose to nose, "If you want to make a lucky vest, go to the top floor of the casino and play slot machines. Asshole!"

"Lend me your lucky value before that so that I can be lucky enough to complete the task of the lucky vest in five hours!"

(Lucky Vest: The item in Dragon Quest 11, the condition to get it is that you can bet 1 JACKPOT in the top casino to complete the task to get the lucky vest. This task is extremely face-seeing, and you can play it for a few days. There are a lot of people who don't come out.)

"There's only luck left in the whole world! It's said that people like you can't complete the task of the lucky vest even if you turn around for a year, and even if you play for a lifetime, there will be no Jackpot! Give up! Idiot! "Jiang Chengbai cursed angrily.

"It will appear! It only takes about five minutes! Jackpot can appear in five minutes at most! The task of the Lucky Vest can be completed in just five minutes!"

"Complete your size! It's impossible for a lifetime! Just stay in the casino for the rest of your life! Just give up on taking risks! Stay in the casino and wait to die! Idiot!" Jiang Cheng loosened Yin Shi's clothes At the same time, Ling Shi freed Yinshi's hand, turned his face away and spat in disdain, and continued: "And it's still such a disappointment. I usually stay in the house to play in this kind of weather. Games. The most important thing is, you should bring my umbrella! How can I go back in this weather!”

"Don't blame me for this kind of thing! If you want to blame, blame my favorite anchor Yuno who always reports the wrong weather recently." Yin Shi held his hands and spit in his face, " When the forecast was made, it said it was sunny, but it was still sunny when I sneaked you out of Yoshihara, but it was said that it would rain if it rained. The forecast is so inaccurate, so don’t do any more weather forecasts and win the lottery. Forget it."

"The weather is such a thing, go to the toilet and check your lower body before you go out, don't you know? If it's wet, it's raining, and if it's dry, it's sunny!" Jiang Cheng snorted and replied seriously, "No Wrong, check your head before you go out, it's more accurate than the weather forecast."

"Bastard! What did you just say?!" Yin Shi's face burst into blue veins again and he pulled Jiang Cheng's collar again, gritted his teeth and said, "Did you just say? Is it the same as the lower body? Call my head TAMA, call my hair the hair there? Do you want to die? Huh? Do you really want to die?!”

"Isn't it good?" Jiang Cheng sneered, "Didn't the teacher teach you? You want to be a person who is the same on the outside. Now, no matter who sees you, you are a man who is the same on the outside... No, it should be the same from top to bottom. man!”

"Bastard! Apologize to me! Immediately apologize to my head and natural volume!" Ginto roared.

"No need!" Jiang Cheng retorted without the slightest hesitation.

Just as the two were about to fight, a gentle female voice came from the roadside in front of the two.

"Well, you two, please calm down." A young woman wearing a pink bathrobe with purple flowers over her face, holding an umbrella to cover her face, said to Jiang Cheng and the two.

In an instant, Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi loosened each other's collars, and turned their heads to look at them with a displeased expression.

"Have you two forgotten your umbrella?" the woman continued, "If you don't mind, bring an umbrella with me."

"No... no need," Yin Shi turned his face aside, "I always feel a little embarrassed."

"Yes, I'm really embarrassed," said Jiang Cheng, who had already stood under the umbrella, facing the woman with a refreshing smile, "Then, let's go, just take me to Yoshihara, this is I don't care about TAMA natural rolls."

"I'm sorry, but my body passed first!" Yin Shi dragged Jiang Cheng back, "Where is your shame?! What do you take my head for? Believe it or not, I'll kill you now!"

"Yinshi, haven't you heard of it? When facing the kindness of others, you have to accept it humbly! Otherwise, it will make a good woman sad!" Jiang Cheng explained seriously, then turned his head Looking at the woman's original position, "So, we are still... ah? What about people?"

"Hey, Jiang Cheng." Yin Shi pointed to the umbrella left on the ground, and then to the woman whose back was obviously lost, who had led Yu some distance away.

"Except that Oupai is a little small, she is a good woman..." Jiang Cheng murmured.

"What you've noticed is too strange!" After saying such an angry sentence, Gintoki leaned down and picked up the umbrella and trotted towards the woman, "Wait...Wait, big sister! "

"Hey! And me!" Jiang Cheng hurriedly followed.

"Hey, what are you doing?" Yin Shi, who caught up with the woman, said while holding an umbrella for the woman while walking.

"It's okay, it doesn't matter if someone like me catches a cold." The woman lowered her head and said in a low voice, her voice was a little dejected.

"How can this be done? I'll feel bad about it," Yinshi replied.

"Yes, Yinshi will feel bad about it." Jiang Cheng, who was standing between Yinshi and the woman, interjected.

"Why are you in the middle!" Looking at the woman whose entire body was outside the umbrella, Yin Shi angrily complained, "Your cheeks are too thick! Half of the eldest sister is outside the umbrella! "

"Don't worry," Jiang Cheng said, took the umbrella in Yin Shi's hand and leaned it towards the woman, "That's it."

"You can be as tall as you!" Yin Shi, who was completely drenched in the rain, shouted with white eyes, "I'm completely drenched in the rain in the end! I'm completely excluded from the two of you!"

"Who are you?" Jiang Cheng asked blankly.

"The corners of your mouth are turning faster than the weather... you bastard." Yin Shi's veins burst and the corners of his eyes twitched.

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In the end, after some bickering and tearing, the woman became the one holding the umbrella in the middle.

"I'm sorry, but I still let you hold an umbrella." Yin Shi, with half of his shoulders exposed, said as he walked, "This kind of work should obviously be done by men."

"Cut, it's clear that everything will be fine if you go out and get to know each other. You have to squeeze in." Jiang Cheng spat in disdain.

"Who is Dandan's head?!" Yin Shi said angrily with white eyes.

"Haha..." The woman actually laughed, "You two are really funny. For some reason, my mood suddenly improved. Besides, don't worry about my feelings, it's all my fault anyway."

"No, Yin Shi's head is a genetic problem that goes deep into the soul, and it has nothing to do with you." Jiang Cheng shook his head and replied seriously, "Even reincarnation is useless, and in the end it is still the same. It's just a natural roll of eggheads."

"Shut up! That's not what she meant at all!" Yin Shi shouted angrily, then cleared his throat and glanced at the woman beside him, "How could it be your fault? What? The fault is that the weather is not yours, and if anyone is wrong, it is also the forecast of the wrong weather..."

Suddenly noticing something, Ginto stopped abruptly and stopped, widened his eyes and looked at the woman holding the umbrella with an incredible look.

"Yes, it's my fault for forecasting the wrong weather..."

The woman finally raised her head, or it was the anchor of Yuno, who had only a bitter smile on her face.

"Knot… Knot… Knot… Knot Ye… Anchor…"

Hearing Yin Shi's incoherent words, Jiang Cheng looked at Yin Shi doubtfully, "Chrysanthemum? What's wrong with your chrysanthemum? Is it inflamed because of your shit?"

"Shut up!" Yin Shibai reminded in a low voice ~IndoMTL.com~ Master House, in the living room.

Today's noon news is still being broadcast on TV, and the host is chattering towards the camera.

"...The very popular weather forecast sister Yukino has recently gone wrong. The recent weather forecast has been wrong one after another, and Yuno Krist, who has received many complaints from viewers. Now the situation is finally serious enough to be replaced. The extent of [Good Morning TV]..."

After speaking, the host looked at the guests, "What do you think?"

"Sure enough, I think her approach is still very reluctant." A guest replied, "It is totally unreasonable to rely on divination to predict the weather in this scientific age."

"But I think she can get such a high popularity, in addition to her personal characteristics, in large part because she can accurately predict the weather by relying on such uncertain things as divination." The male guest raised objections, "In fact, many people reported that the [constellation divination] she hosted was very accurate, and as far as I know, she has been protecting Edo since the establishment of the shogunate and was employed by the shogunate. The yin..."

Ping!

Yin Shi stopped the guests with a neat and neat kick... No, I turned off the TV...

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