Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 471: :Familiar and dangerous smell…
"Why do you have to ask me to write a letter of resignation, Aru?" Kagura squinted Doudou's eyes and looked at Jiang Cheng in front of him expressionlessly.
"Anyway, listen to me! This woman has a dangerous smell that I'm familiar with! It's really a dangerous smell! I'm not kidding! It's probably a guy I can't handle..." Jiang Cheng whispered He reminded, "Quickly finish writing and go back with my uncle! You can eat all-you-can-eat barbecue and anything!"
"Oh hoo! I'm going to get the pen and paper Aru!"
After cheering, Kagura excitedly rushed to the desk to find the pen and paper, and quickly returned to the sofa to sit down and began to write on the paper.
At this time, anchor Yuye lowered his head and murmured, "Is it really possible? Let me rely on you so much."
"Don't worry," Yinshi turned around and showed off the biceps on his right arm, "Don't look at me like this, I'm very capable. A little danger is nothing at all... "
Boom! ! There was a loud bang, and the wall behind the desk behind Yinshi was directly smashed by something, and the wood shards rubbed half of Yinshi's body and flew towards the house with extreme speed.
The fast-eyed Jiang Cheng pulled up Kagura and Shinbaha without any hesitation and stepped aside, avoiding the flying debris.
After realizing it, Yin Shi turned his head expressionlessly, and saw a monster or a monster that was at least five meters tall with a ferocious face, fangs, and a constant roar in his throat. He was staring at himself behind him.
Immediately, the sweat on Yin Shi's face covered his entire face, and his entire face began to twitch non-stop, and there were also fearful tears looming in the corners of his eyes.
"Cut! Has it been discovered?" Anchor Yuno stood up, and after making a cut, put his right index finger and **** together, and drew a blue pentagram in front of him without hesitation, and then clapped his hands together, "The **** of the East Sea is named Aming! The **** of the West Sea is named Zhuliang! The **** of the South Sea is named Jucheng! The **** of the North Sea is named Yuqiang!"
After the password ended, a powerful force erupted from anchor Yuno, and at the same time he pushed his hands towards the pentagram in front of him.
"The Great God of the Four Seas! The Hundred Ghosts Are Back! Sweep the Catastrophe!"
"Hurry up as the law!" At the same time as shouting, anchor Yuno jumped up and slammed the pentagram array into the monster's face.
After a painful roar, the monster disappeared. And the anchor of Yuno also landed safely.
"Well, that's probably how it feels." Anchor Yuno smiled and turned his head. "Does it really matter?"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Yinshi with sweaty face twitched the corners of his eyes and stammered, "Well, okay. This mode, B2 Mode, right? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's ok. Hmm! It's a little trickier than the A3 mode, but that's fine..."
Saying that, Gintoki turned to look at Shinpachi and Kagura, "It's alright, right?"
"How could it be okay! What the hell! What was the monster just now?! Why does the weather forecaster fight with that kind of thing! It has nothing to do with the weather forecast at all, okay?"
Xin Ba Haw complained frantically, but then, Xin Ba Haw thought of something, twitched the corners of his mouth and stared at anchor Yuno with wide eyes, "No! I remembered! I remembered! What happened at the time of Yinsang and Jiang Chengsang's amnesia chapter...difficult...is it really the Onmyoji?!"
"Gin-chan, this is my resignation letter, Aru." Kagura expressionlessly handed the resignation letter he just wrote to Gin-shi, "You two, please come on, I will be at my uncle's place. Aru for your support!"
"Well, Kagura-chan, lend me the pen and paper, and I'll go with you." Shin Baha said blankly, "After thinking about it, it's better to change jobs."
"Today's resignation is prohibited at the Master's House!" Yin Shi shouted with white eyes, "There is no resignation today! All the people in the personnel department have just died!"
After that, Yin Shi grinned at the two of them and signaled with his eyes: [You two bastards, don't try to sneak away! Are we not the Trinity? Why would you leave me alone at this time? ! ]
[Stop kidding, Aru! 】 Kagura retorted with his eyes, "What Trinity? I don't remember that I ever raised your useless son, Aru, who couldn't do anything by himself without three people together! The woman who brought it back by herself will wipe her ass, Aru! asshole! ]
【Silver Sang! No way! We can't do this at all! You said why are you trying to be brave? 】 Shinhachi glared at Gintoki fiercely.
"You know that my weather forecast is predicted by divination, right?" Anchor Yuno explained to himself, turning his face to the side, "but it's not really something like divination. That's right, that The glasses boy guessed right, the weather sister is just my yang side, my yin side is..."
Having said that, the anchor of Yuno raised his chin with one hand and looked at Gintoki and others with a serious face, "Onmyoji! Krista Yuno! This is another gesture of mine!"
"No... I didn't expect it to be true..." Xin Baha murmured with a twitching mouth, "The weather forecast that you can see every day when you open your eyes is that elder sister is an onmyoji at night... It turns out to be true. "
Speaking, Xin Ba Hao handed the resignation letter he just wrote to Yin Shi, and continued with a blank expression: "Yin Sang, this is my share."
"Don't even think about it!" Gintoki tore the resignation letters of Shin Yachi and Kagura to shreds.
"The so-called Onmyoji is a divination expert who has been based on the theory of Yin-Yang and Five Elements since ancient times, and relies on belief to use divination, incantation, and sacrifices." Anchor Yuno explained with a serious look, "It's not just prophecy. In the future, we will still be able to solve disasters and solve problems for others, and have the ability to subdue demons! Our family is called the Yuye, who has been guarding Edo since the beginning of the Tokugawa shogunate, and is a famous Onmyoji family employed by the shogunate. ."
"Why...why are such powerful people doing things like weather forecasting? Why do they have to be attacked by that monster? No, in the words of Onmyoji, that monster should be called a shikigami, right?" Ba Haw asked suspiciously, and at the same time handed Yin Shi a resignation letter again, "Yin Sang, please settle my salary immediately."
"I said don't think about it!" Yin Shi once again tore up Xin Ba Hao's resignation letter.
"Yes, that's the shikigami." Anchor Yuno nodded, then leaned down and picked up a piece of white paper with a yellow five-pointed star array drawn on it from the ground. What Onmyoji drives is similar to a familiar. That is to say, this shikigami was summoned by Onmyoji in order to prevent you from helping me. Then, he used incantations to disturb my interpretation of the heavens and hinder the weather forecast. It's also a good thing that Onmyoji did. Do you understand?"
Anchor Yuno glanced at Gintoki, who was still tearing up the resignation letters from Shinpachi and Kagura, "Somewhere in Edo, there is a sister who doesn't like me doing weather forecasting. Onmyoji exists."
"That... where did my uncle go, Aru?" Kagura suddenly reacted and glanced around.
"Slipped away from the moment the anchor Yuno defeated the shikigami..." Shinbaha replied in a low voice, "It's really fast."
"You didn't even take me Aru with you when you slipped! How can you fix it!" Kagura scolded angrily.
"Mr. Jiang Cheng's words may not have escaped because he was afraid of the shikigami," Yuno's anchor smiled sweetly again, "Maybe he smelled a certain 'big monster' that he was familiar with that was stained on me. The smell is also uncertain. "
"Big monster?" Shinba was puzzled.
"This kind of thing doesn't matter." Anchor Yuno shook his head gently...
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The next day, in the morning.
Yoshihara, in an otaku's room.
"Is it raining again?" Jiang Cheng murmured while looking out the window, "The female version of Gao Zai said it was sunny in the morning, but... well, forget it, rainy days are better, so I can concentrate on playing games. ."
[That woman...the smell on her body...] Jiang Cheng picked up the gamepad, and his expression seemed to be casual, but he felt a little uneasy in his heart since yesterday. I've been there before, and it's a very dangerous person I know very well... Who is it... Ah, so annoying, I just can't remember... Three years ago? five years ago? six years ago? Who is coming? The name is... what is it? ]
"Are you worrying about something?"
"Well." Jiang Cheng nodded, his expression slightly solemn, "I always feel that the smell is a little familiar..."
Just now, Jiang Cheng suddenly reacted, turning his head to look at the person who just asked him, "Who are you?"
"Didn't you meet before?" Wearing a black yukata~IndoMTL.com~ with two small horns on her head, holding a huge mace, the petite Wai Dao Maru asked back, "It's the first time It's the second time we meet, Lord Jiang Cheng."
"No, I have no impression." Jiang Cheng shook his head.
"No impression? It's exactly the same as what the lord said." The corner of Wai Daomaru's mouth slightly curved, "However, it's also an unexpected joy..."
Having said that, Wai Dao Maru raised his mace without hesitation and smashed it at the game equipment in front of Jiang Cheng.
There was a loud bang, and the computer desk was attached, and the entire game equipment was smashed into pieces.
"Ah, I'm sorry." Waidoumaru covered her face with a hint of apology on her face.
"...Hey! What are you doing?!"
After being stunned for a while, Jiang Chengcai stood up and roared with blue veins and white eyes, "Where's the kid who likes to play?! Stop joking! Why do you care about a guy you don't know at all? Going to someone else's house to destroy someone else's private property? It's just an apology! If an apology is useful, what do you need the police to do? Call me your parents to pay for it! You bastard!"
"Well, my parents are still at home. If I don't dislike it, I'll tell Lord Jiang Cheng my address." Wai Daomaru's face was full of apology.
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