Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 479: :The rules are bad for you? Who cares! All we do is…
"Ahahaha! Just to let you see how strong I am!" Seeing Seimei who was held in the air, strangled by his throat and unable to breathe, Daoman's expression gradually turned hideous. Your self-esteem is shredded little by little! Let you die in despair! Seimei, from that day on, I have lived by my obsession with revenge for your brothers and sisters and that man! I keep fantasizing about the things that will tear you apart That moment! Claws in the darkness of hatred, and then the time has finally come! The long-standing weather war ends at this moment..."
The word Daomanshu has not been uttered, and the huge mace in the hands of Wai Daomaru, who jumped high, has cut off the dark red ominous magic power that locked Seimei.
The untied Seimei did a backflip and landed firmly on the ground, clutching his throat and coughing several times before gradually recovering, then turned his head to look behind him.
"Who!" Doman shouted in the direction of the door.
"Hey, let's go, Shikigami." Kagura, dressed in the Yuno family's onmyoji costume, urged behind him.
"Why...why did it become like this..." Wearing a black tights, with two tentacles on his head, and a thin tail behind him, Shinbahaw, holding a fork, followed Kagura weepingly behind.
"That! I'm so sorry to be late!" Yin Shi, who was also in the front of the Onmyoji costume, stopped and shouted deliberately toward the ring, "May I ask the venue of the No. 1 Martial Arts Club in the world? Is that here?!"
"Silver time, I made a mistake, this should be the place where the chunin hunter Holy Grail War exam is held." Jiang Cheng, who followed the last without changing clothes, reminded lightly, "It doesn't mean that you have to be able to summon a shikigami. Are you going to appear? In other words, you have to learn psychics or summon a servant or something?"
"Ah, don't worry," Yin Shi chuckled, "I remember the handprints of psychic spells very clearly!"
"Then, please answer..." With that said, Jiang Cheng had already come to the ring, stood beside Daoman, then turned around and looked at the crowd below, "Seventeen times seventeen equals how much? …”
"It's equal to..." Yin Shi broke his fingers and muttered for two seconds before he reacted, and shouted with blue veins, "No way! Why did you change to this kind of question in the middle! No matter what you think, you should ask The order of the seals of spiritism!"
"Hey, the Yinshi contestant from Yuye Zhongjia has zero marks in the first test and is eliminated." Jiang Cheng announced lazily.
"Why did you become the chief referee?!" Yin Shi shouted unhappily.
"Player Daoman, it's your turn, how much is three or three?" Jiang Cheng turned his face to look at Daoman.
"You bastard..." Daoman gritted his teeth and looked at Jiang Cheng angrily.
"I don't seem to know," Jiang Cheng shook his head, and there was a bit of hatred in his words, "Then, Daoman players also failed in the first game. I announce that the first draw is-- "
"Why did you decide for yourself that the first game was a math problem!" Dao shouted angrily.
"Are you underestimating mathematics?!" Jiang Chengyi said righteously, "Do you know how bad I feel when I was forced by the sun wheel to help Qingta with math homework last night?! Can Onmyoji underestimate mathematics? ?! Or is it that your victory or defeat did not consider the question of the written test at all? No way? You are obviously from the only Onmyoji family in the world. You must know that even the Chunin test has a written test, do you really not?"
"Then... that kind of thing doesn't matter at all!" Daoman retorted.
"Then! Please listen to the question!" Jiang Cheng cleared his throat, "It is known that Yuno Seimei placed a total of 27 shikigami in a certain area of Edo, including two-legged birds and four-legged animals. , then, may I ask..."
"Do you think you can beat me, Daoman, with the simple question of chickens and rabbits in the same cage?" Daoman snorted disdainfully, but in the next second he turned his back and snapped his fingers with sweat on his face.
“…What style of trousers do anchor Yuye wear today?”
"Pink trousers with bunny printed on it!" Seimei answered without thinking.
"Hey, where did your shikigami go?" Gintoki said expressionlessly, "Are you really protecting Edo? You little girl!"
"No!" Daoman shouted angrily, "Why is the last question like this?!"
"Anyway, Seimei contestant will add one point, and Daoman contestant will deduct one point." Jiang Cheng announced again.
"There is no such rule at all!" Daoman shouted through gritted teeth.
"Don't be angry, it's just to help you relieve the overly dull atmosphere." Jiang Cheng shrugged and said, "And I think that since it's a victory or defeat, it must be considered comprehensively, so it is only necessary to join the written test. Would it be fairer?"
"I don't need it at all!!" Daoman shouted with white eyes.
"Is it unnecessary or afraid?" Jiang Cheng said with a look of contempt, holding up his hands.
"Onmyoji's victory or defeat doesn't need that kind of thing at all!"
"You don't have that kind of thing in your head, right?" Jiang Cheng waved his hands in disdain, then shook his head and sighed, "What a sad man~ He doesn't even dare to have his own weaknesses. Face it, people who don't even dare to take the written test still call themselves an onmyoji, smudges, really makes people laugh~"
"Who... Who dares not face it?!" Daoman shouted stubbornly, then turned his head and instructed a subordinate behind him, "Hey, you, add a written test! Just take the ninety-nine multiplication test. Watch! Go and call the cashier in the clan in charge of daily food and clothing expenses to participate in the competition!"
"Anyway, the first game has already been done for you." Jiang Cheng waved to Yinshi and the others, "Let's do your best in a while. You should be able to do math, right?"
"Brother, I'll give you the first game!" Ginshi patted Seimei on the shoulder and said seriously.
"Yes, sister control. The first written test of the nine-nine multiplication table will be handed over to you, Aru." Kagura nodded with a serious face and said, "You must do your best!"
"Qing Ming-sang, you can only decide whether to win or lose the first match. I don't remember very well how many formulas for seven are involved." Xin Ba Hao smiled a little embarrassedly.
"You...you!" Seimei, who reacted, stared blankly at Yinshi and the others. After a while, he shouted a little frantically, "What are you doing here?! Isn't it useful?! Can't even the simplest nine-nine multiplication table?!"
"No! Big brother! I just don't remember the numbers of seven clearly." Yin Shi shook his head and replied solemnly.
"Who is your brother!"
"Don't be so rude, I, Sakata Ginshi, will join the clan sooner or later." Ginshi chuckled and replied, "I came here to save my family's crisis and this is the first game for my elder brother. Cheering on the written test is a matter of course."
"Don't call me big brother! I don't remember Krist finding a son-in-law like you!" Seimei reprimanded. "Go back quickly! Those who don't even know the 9-9 multiplication table, go back to me!"
"How about recruiting me as my son-in-law if I memorize the nine-nine multiplication table for a week?" Yin Shi pointed to himself and smiled lightly.
"How could there be such a reward! And it takes a week to memorize the multiplication formula, your head is no longer saved! Hurry up and go back! Big Demon King Piccolo and Kurin are all for you, Hurry back!"
"Don't be so stubborn," Kagura put his hand on Seimei's shoulder, revealing the face of a profiteer, "Anyway, you're divorced, right? We happen to be dragging children here, It's a perfect match for Aru."
"Do you want to come too?!"
"Don't worry. As long as we can get the inheritance, Aru." Kagura explained casually, spreading his hands, "Anyone can be called Okasan."
"Don't say it's dragging the child, it's just a malignant tumor!"
"Hey, we won't pay a penny for the settlement fee," Jiang Cheng, who didn't know when he arrived, patted Seimei's shoulder and reminded, "However, please don't give a penny in return. Bring the few here."
"Be fair to me! By the way, what role are you playing? Father?!"
"Ayeahie, my son will be entrusted to your sister." Jiang Cheng bowed politely, "My family."
"Who is your in-law!" Seimei shouted angrily, and then looked to the side to the side, and ordered ~IndoMTL.com~ to the side, take these guys back! Involve laymen who don't even know how to spell magic, do you think they can get out of it? "
"Seimei-sama," Waidoumaru explained calmly, turning his head, "Indeed, these guys can't use spells, can't divination, can't use shikigami, and haven't been able to disperse the rain. Power, but I know they have a way to take back Lord Crist's smile, I can guarantee that."
"Hey, don't count me in." Jiang Cheng reminded with squinted Doudou eyes expressionlessly, and then opened his mouth to Seimei, "Also, if you can, please believe them, although apart from God The music is a group and so on. But one thing is certain, although they do not know the rules of the Onmyoji competition, these guys are the best at changing the boring rules into their own rules, and then, in their own Under the rules, they won't admit defeat so easily."
"Hey, why did you wait when I was with Shinba?" Gintoki complained with contempt.
"Hmph, I thought the Yuye crowd had no more people who could fight," Daoman hummed a few times, then looked at Yinshi and the others under the ring, "Alright, you and Seimei Together... no, it's a Crist, and I'll send you to hell!"
Speaking, Daoman opened his hands and announced loudly: "The final battle of this weather war, the Shikigami 3V3 spell death battle, begins now!!"
As soon as Daoman finished his words, the crowd of wild people in the surrounding stands cheered.
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