Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 480: :Humans can’t see what doesn’t exist!
"Wait, Doman, these people..."
Seimei wanted to say something more, but before he could finish, Kagura pushed him directly into the ring.
"Brother, I'll give you the first counting game! We'll cheer for you below!" Ginshi folded his hands and snorted, "Then, just leave the next game to us! "
"I won't admit your son-in-law until Krista nods!" Seimei turned his head and shouted angrily, "In other words, if you really want to help, no matter how you look at this first fight Shouldn't you all play games that have nothing to do with shikigami? How bad are your calculations?"
"Come on, sister." Kagura shouted to Seimei.
"Seimei-san, you must be careful when answering seven!" Shin Baha shouted to Seimei.
"Lord Seimei, come on." Saidomaru shouted in a perfunctory manner, "I believe that if you are the strongest onmyoji like Seimei-sama, you will definitely be able to answer the simple nine-nine multiplication formula correctly."
“This kind of thing has nothing to do with being the strongest onmyoji, right? It should be said that it is something that ordinary people can do, right?” All turned their faces aside, including Wai Dao Wan and Jiang Cheng.
"Forget it, I didn't say it. If I continue to talk, I will feel that I don't even have a normal person here..." Seimei sighed somewhat helplessly, holding his forehead. Then he raised his head and walked towards the ring step by step.
Looking at Seimei walking into the ring, Dao Man outside the ring snorted with disdain: "Hmph, did you send a general in the first match? It seems that there is really no one available. Hehehehahahaha …”
"Laughing at who is an idiot who doesn't even know multiplication formulas?!" Ginshi and the others roared with white eyes and blue veins at the same time.
"No one said that!" Daoman exclaimed with white eyes, "Is it your own admission? You admit that you can't even memorize the formula of the ninety-nine multiplication!"
"Daoman, stop talking about those useless words," Seimei said lightly, "Come up."
"Our situation is not the same as yours. The Militarists with a lot of talents will not send a general in the first game." Daoman snorted and asked a militarist behind him. Said, "Hey, hasn't the old man in the accounting room come yet?"
"In the end, you won't be able to carry it?!" Yin Shi and the others shouted with white eyes.
"Who is the old man in the accounting room?!" Xin Ba Hao frantically complained,
"Old...Old...The old man is here..." A little old man who looked at least seventy-five, leaning on crutches, his trembling waist bent into a boomerang, staggered over. "Listen...heard...leader...leader let me play..."
"The first written test will be handed over to you! Old man!" Daoman cheered, "As the accountant in charge of the Milino family, you will never lose in such a place! I believe in you!"
"By...by the leader...hey, that...what's going on...the old man must...hey, that...what's going on..."
"Alright, alright! Hurry up!" Daoman said impatiently, "Speak slowly and stop talking! Hurry up!"
……
On the ring, opposite each other in front of two desks with white papers and pens, sat Seimei and the old accountant from the Milino family who were about to lose their teeth.
The position between the two is a guest host of a bald-headed Onmyoji from the Minino family holding a microphone.
"Cough cough!" The host cleared his throat and spoke to the crowd, "Now let me explain the rules a little bit, this death duel is a team of three magicians from both sides and their own shikigami. , use various spells to compete, and the winner will be determined in three games."
"Even if there is a dead person in this game, you don't need to bear any legal responsibility. Also, you can save your life by abstaining before you are killed. Of course, you will be sentenced to lose. Then, the first round of the duel rules will be followed. description."
"The first round of competition is a written test competition between the practitioner and the shikigami. The purpose is to examine the practitioner's most basic intelligence and common sense. In today's new era, Onmyoji only has strength but turns out to be an idiot. This kind of thing is absolutely impossible, at least one should have a certain level of knowledge.”
"Hey! Who are you calling an idiot?!" Daoman shouted with white eyes.
"That...Taoman contestant, I didn't refer to you, please don't take your seat like this." The host continued, "Finally, let me introduce the rules of the first game. The two contestants must meet within half an hour. After answering the ninety-nine punishment formulas prepared on the table for shuffling the order. Remember that there is only half an hour! In addition, you can ask for help! The full score is 90 points! Two points will be deducted for one wrong answer! In the end, the team with the higher score wins. !Then...begin!!"
"Come on! Big brother!" Ginto shouted to Seimei on the stage.
"Who killed your elder brother!" Seimei replied angrily, "Then, keep your mouth shut while I'm doing the questions!"
"The first game was so difficult," Kagura held up his hands and shook his head, and said with a sigh, "It's still the multiplication formula Aru that messed up the order, even the sister control can't answer all of them correctly. Lu."
"How much is six or seven? The new eight." Yin Shi whispered to the new eight, "is it thirty-two or forty-eight?"
"No, Yinsang, six or seven equals forty-five." Xin Bazhu corrected.
[These guys...] Jiang Cheng thought with a black line on his head.
"Little uncle, take a photo for me, Aru." Kagura took out his communicator and handed it to Jiang Cheng, "I want to send the photo to Mummy to see Aru."
"Speaking of which, Kagura-chan wearing this dress really has a lot more points than usual, is it the so-called uniform theorem?"
After complimenting with a smile, Jiang Cheng took the phone in Kagura's hand, turned on the camera function, and took a picture of Kagura.
And Kagura is also very cooperative, posing one after another.
"Hmph, has even my uncle noticed the feminine charm that I exude from the inside out, Aru?" Kagura hummed against Scissorhands, showing a proud face.
After listening, Jiang Cheng, who had finished taking the photo, handed the phone to Kagura and was silent for a while before he said, "I'm sorry, Kagura."
"I'm sorry, what do you mean?!" Kagura instantly burst into flames and yelled with blue veins and white eyes, "Bastard!!"
"Kagura, even if it's my little uncle..." Jiang Cheng shook his head gently, sighed and then said, "I can't see anything that doesn't exist at all."
"That's right, it's too hard to be strong, Kagura-chan." Shinbachi said on the side.
"Kagura..." Yinshi shook his head, and then cast a warm and compassionate look at Kagura, "Forget those things, only by forgetting those hurts can you grow more easily. "
"No! Don't forget!" Jiang Cheng retorted, then looked at Kagura seriously, "Remember them! Go face them! Only by facing those pains can you grow!"
"All washes!!" At the same time as Kagura shouted, he kicked Jiang Cheng, Gintoki, and Shinbaha out at the same time.
……
Half an hour later, the first match ended, and Seimei walked off the ring with his face covered.
"Well, I hope you can forget about the first game today." Qingming came to Jiang Cheng and the others and reminded in a low voice.
"Forget what?" Jiang Cheng raised an index finger, squinted and said with a smile, "Is it a matter of you and that old grandfather who can't stand still, or is it a matter of both of you getting three wrong answers? "
"If you can, please forget about the entire first game..."
"Big brother, you've worked really hard." Yin Shi said softly towards Seimei.
"Why should I be praised by you?!"
"Then, the first game is over, the two sides are tied!" The host or referee said again, "Because of the tie in the first game, the second game will be changed to a final match! By the way , if the second game is also tied, then the third game will be rejoined as the final tiebreaker!"
"We're on, sister." With that said, Kagura dragged Xin Baji to the stage.
"Hey! In a sense, this is the final! Why did you two just go up like this!" Seimei, who had recovered, turned around and shouted at Kagura and Shinhachi who were on the stage.
"Brother, don't worry, those two guys will definitely help you win the game." Yinshi stepped forward, stood beside Seimei, and whispered, "They won't lose to the spell. the weak guy."
"Yes, I always thought Kagura could win." Jiang Cheng said casually, holding his hands.
"You believe there's a reason for this! How can you think that both of them will definitely lose?" Seimei pointed to the new Ba Haw and Kagura on the stage, and then said a little frantically, "How can you say that you won't lose? Give the spell, that's not a shikigami at all!"
"No, it's the Shikigami, who is in charge of the chores in the Master's House." Yin Shi lied with a blushing face and a heartbeat.
"That's just a handyman in tights, right?" Seimei retorted, and then looked at Xin Ba Ha, who was now standing on the ring squeezing his body, his eyes dazzled, and then said expressionlessly, "Look at it. His eyes are still swimming! He's swimming in a butterfly! He's still blinking like he's drawing water!"
On the other hand, Doman has also selected a contestant for the second round, a middle-aged man named Bao Xian.
"Bao Xian, your second fight!" Daoman shouted to Bao Xian, who was standing on the ring, "If possible, solve them in the second round! Let them see the power of the wild crowd!"
"Yes!" After answering, the man named Baoxian took out a folded paper figure from his arms, pinched the paper figure with his index and middle fingers, and shouted: "Come out! Yasha Maru! "
As soon as he finished speaking, the paper figurine in Bao Xian's hand turned into a ray of light and flew towards the center of the ring.
After the bang, the ring was filled with smoke.
A few seconds later, the shikigami of Baoxian appeared in the gradually dissipating smoke.
Looking at the blue-skinned person in front of him, with a sturdy figure, a ferocious face, and a height of at least three meters, full of fangs, staring fiercely at his own shikigami, Xin Bazhu's whole body instantly became numb. No, after being stunned for a few seconds, Xin Baha rolled his eyes and fell straight on his back.
After falling to the ground, Xin Baja's body was still tensed with fear, and at the same time, Xin Baja was still trembling slightly.
"Hey, let's not talk about butterfly swimming, this is just muddy water in the swimming pool!" Looking at Xin Baha, who kept opening his mouth like a fish, Seimei couldn't help but complain, "Who is going? Find the staff, someone is drowning! Go and save him!"
But at this moment, Xin Ba Hao finally recovered and walked towards the edge of the ring.
"No! Yinsang! I absolutely can't!" Xin Bazhu climbed to the edge of the ring and shouted at Yin Shi, who was under the stage.
However, Gintoki was disapproving, picking his nostrils and turning his face away naturally, while Seimei also turned his face aside. As for Jiang Cheng, he was sitting cross-haired with his arms crossed, and he didn't know what he was thinking.
"Hello? Don't ignore me! You bastards!" Shin Baha shouted loudly, but then, Shin Ba Haw thought of the rules announced by the host before the first match began—in If you abstain before you are killed, you can save your life.
Thinking of this, Xin Ba Hao stood up without hesitation and raised his hand to the host beside him and shouted ~IndoMTL.com~ I give up..."
Without waiting for Shin Baha to finish speaking, Kagura reached out and covered Shin Ba Ha's mouth to stop Shin Ba Ha from continuing to speak.
"Huh?" The host looked over with some confusion, "Did the Yuye team just say something?"
"There's no Aru! It's just that I forgot to feed!" Kagura took out a can of dog food from somewhere and pressed it directly on Xin Baji's mouth, reminding in a low voice, " Hey, see clearly, it's Baolu, give me something to eat."
(pedigree: dog food brand.)
"Then, what follows next is the explanation of the rules of the second round," the host continued, while a trail slowly rose, just connecting to the ring. "The second round of competition is a triangle of bread for the two of the magician and the shikigami..."
"Does it mean to eat bread (Pan) competition?" Xin Ba Hao raised his head and said in surprise, "If this is the case, there may be a chance of winning."
But as soon as the new Ba Haw finished speaking, the host said what he had not had time to say, "Pandemonium Competition!"
Looking on the other side of the trail hanging above the finish line, the two extremely curious-looking creatures with the same color and disgusting slime constantly dripping from their bodies, Shin Baha screamed with a big mouth. , turned his head and complained frantically, "Yah-!! What is Pandemonion?!"
"It's the food that Shikigami likes, the goblin's larva Pandemonion." The outsider in the audience explained calmly, "Well, it's similar to sweets. It's really good~ Eat it in competitions This."
"How can such a disgusting thing be regarded as sweets!!" Shin Baha frantically complained.
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