Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 483: :Sometimes I also want to have a dessert after the main meal…


"Then, let's start the third round of the final battle!"

The voice of the host on the stage sounded again along with the gong.

Gintoki and Seimei were also attracted by the host's voice and looked up.

"Now, since the first and second rounds are tied, the third round is truly a decisive battle!"

Accompanied by the host's voice, a square boxing ring slowly rose on the stage.

"The game is divided into two groups with a total of 8 players in the death duel! Fight until one side is completely wiped out!"

At this time, Gintoki and Seimei did not hesitate at all, and stepped onto the decisive stage step by step with a resolute look.

The two of them jumped while holding onto the ropes of the boxing ring. After a handsome and straightforward jump, Seimei landed steadily, while Yinshi stumbled over the rope and screamed in a big shape. on the floor.

"Go on! Silver sauce! Sister control!" Kagura, who was still nibbling on a large piece of oily shikigami meat, shouted inarticulately to the stage, "Go get this piece Get rid of the dark clouds and the heavy rain here!"

Ignoring Seimei's speechless and slightly contemptuous gaze, Gintoki patted the dust on his body like a normal person and stood up calmly. If it wasn't for the nosebleed that was still gushing out, maybe he could really be taken by his extremely serious attitude. The eyes are directly fooled.

At the same time, the crowd in the surrounding stands cheered with great force, just like the audience in the real WWE scene.

"Well, can you order dessert after dinner?" Jiang Cheng burped his stomach and rubbed his bloated belly, looking aside at Bao Xian, who was picking his teeth with a satisfied face, "Hey, please eat it all. Such a delicious grilled shikigami, don't hold back."

"Hiccup~ That, please wait a moment," Baoxian stood up after hiccupping, looking at the white bones on the ground in front of him, again showing a face of grief, "Before that, please let me take care of myself. Bury Yashamaru and give it its last ride."

"That, private Marseille," Kagura shouted, raising her hand. "Can I take these bones back, Aru? I also have a big dog at home, and I think these bones are suitable for spring molars, Aru!"

"I see, then please bring them all back!" A flash of joy flashed in Bao Xian's eyes.

"Hey, didn't you just want to send your family members away in grief just now?" Jiang Cheng complained with a look of contempt, "Why are you sending the "remains" of your family members so simply now? Did you just laugh? Absolutely laughing, right? Is it because you don't have to clean up these bones and smile happily? "

"Don't make such a joke!" Baoxian stared at his big red eyes and his voice was fierce, "What do you know about Yashamaru?! Do you know how much it likes humans?! It will be very happy to help the pet of human... This is its last wish!"

"Well, as long as you're happy," Jiang Cheng said casually, then waved his hand, "Anyway, hurry up and bring over the dessert."

"Can Parfait do it?" Bao Xian asked tentatively.

"No no no, my stomach can't take that kind of thing anymore," Jiang Cheng waved his hand in rejection, then glanced at the host on stage, "Isn't there that Pandemonion or something just now? , looks pretty good too, just take out dozens or hundreds of them."

"Huh?!" Bao Xian and Kagura let out a shocked cry at the same time.

"Uncle, do you really want to eat something like that, Aru?!" Kagura opened his mouth wide and looked at Jiang Cheng in horror.

"That's a shikigami dessert! Humans can't do it, right?!" Bao Xian kindly persuaded, "Is it still Parfait? How about chocolate? Chestnut is also fine."

"Didn't you say it just now? The more ugly things taste, the better they taste." Jiang Cheng glanced at him lightly, "Well, hurry up and bring it to me."

"No way, since it's the request of the guest, there's no way." After speaking, Bao Xian took out a paper figurine of Summoning Shikigami from his arms, bit his thumb and pressed it on the paper figurine's abdomen, shouting A voice, "Mosimothy, Pandemonion delivers!"

Ding dong ding dong!

"Hey, how many?" A female voice sounded from the paper figure.

"The more the better," Jiang Cheng waved his hand impatiently, "Hurry up."

"Hi! Pandemonion delivery, immediate delivery!"

As soon as the voice of the paper man walkie-talkie fell, the paper man bang! It exploded with a loud bang, and the smoke was everywhere, and then a stunningly beautiful woman appeared with a huge plate full of Pandemonion.

The woman is wearing an extravagant red silk bathrobe, with a strong figure, a beautiful face, and full of charm. Her long ink-like hair is naturally draped behind her, and the woman's head and behind her are faintly flashing The phantom of fox ears and several tails. What was even more incredible was that the woman seemed to be enveloped in an inexplicable and sacred aura.

"Pandemonion's delivery has arrived, the little girl is retiring."

After putting down the plate, the woman gave Jiang Cheng a nod before leaving.

"Wait for me!" Jiang Cheng suddenly called out the shikigami.

Hearing the sound, a flash of excitement flashed in the woman's eyes, and she raised her head to look at Jiang Cheng expectantly.

【Think...remember? 】The woman thought so.

"Well, you haven't received the money yet," Jiang Cheng pointed to Bao Xian, who was beside him. "Just ask him to ask for it."

The woman unconsciously burst into a blue vein on her forehead, then turned her head and glanced at Bao Xian lightly.

"Oh, I almost forgot," Bao Xian, who had reacted, quickly took out his wallet from his arms, counted out a few pieces of Shikigami's special currency and handed it to the woman.

After the woman reached out and took the money, it turned into a puff of green smoke and disappeared.

"Hey? Where's the invoice? Why did you leave without even issuing the invoice this time?" Bao Xian wondered, "Is this the first time I've seen this woman, is it a new clerk?"

Jiang Cheng propped his chin with one hand and sat cross-legged on the ground with a slightly solemn expression. He quietly looked at the dozens of Pandemoniums that were clearly alive on the large plate in front of him.

After a few seconds, Jiang Cheng's heart sank. He stretched out his right hand and grabbed a Pandemonion covered in disgusting mucus. Without thinking much, he stretched out his left hand and tore it into pieces. Two halves, and then he lowered his head and closed his eyes and ate a big mouthful.

Looking at Jiang Cheng's appearance, Kagura swallowed his saliva, and out of curiosity, he tried to imitate Jiang Cheng's movements and stretched out his small hand to endure the nausea and grab a Pandemonion.

But before Kagura could learn Jiang Cheng's next step, he tore Pandemonion in half, when a new voice of Baji came from behind Kagura.

"Pan...Miss Pandemonion..." Shin Baha's eyes widened, looking at Pandemonion in Kagura's hands in disbelief, "Why...why..."

In the fantasy of Xin Baji...

"Cheat... cheat..." Miss Pandemonion, who was in Kagura's hands, looked at Xin Baha with tears in her eyes.

"Just now... it clearly disappeared in front of me..." Xinba murmured, "Why... why does it appear again..."

"Xin...Xin Bazhu-Jun..." Miss Pandemonion rubbed her claws, her eyes glittering and her eyes dodging.

"Miss Pandemonion..." Finally, Xinba didn't hesitate any longer, his face was full of joy of reunion, and he charged straight towards Kagura, "Miss Pandemonion——! "

"New Baji--!" Miss Pandemonion shouted, opening all her claws to wait for the new Baji's arrival.

But just when Xin Baji's hand was about to touch Pandemonion, Kagura had already completed Jiang Cheng's second step, which was to remove Pandemonion from the middle. Tear in half.

"Bastard!!" Shinbaha stared at her big red eyes and the tears of sadness couldn't stop, shaking Kagura's shoulders frantically, "Why—?! Do you want to be slaughtered by me? Miss Pandemonion... give me back Miss Pandemonion!!"

Kagura was completely unmoved, squinting Doudou's eyes and expressionlessly imitating Jiang Cheng, stuffing Pandemonion into his mouth and chewing.

At this time, Jiang Cheng, who had just eaten a whole pandemonion, suddenly turned his head and vomited.

Within two seconds, Kagura also turned his head and vomited.

[It's not enough...it's still the last...] Jiang Cheng wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth after spitting, and then grabbed a Pandemonion again~IndoMTL.com~ and repeated the action just now .

After spitting, Kagura wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth. Looking at Jiang Cheng who looked like this, although he wanted to say something aloud, he finally gave up. Kagura could see that Jiang Cheng was willing Yes, voluntarily forcing yourself to do this kind of thing, for some purpose that only you know.

Sighing lightly and shaking his head, Kagura said in his heart [My uncle is really pitiful~], and then turned his attention to the boxing ring.

At this point, Gaidou Maru has already entered the field, and the third game is about to start.

"The duel is in a 10-second countdown system," the host shouted to both sides of the competition who had already arrived. "First, a group of players will come to the stage and exchange players by high fives!"

"Humph," Doman hummed as he looked at Seimei in front of him, "there is no need for two strongest onmyoji in this world. Let's end all this now, the long-standing Milinoya and Yuki. The battle of the wild family, the karmic spiral of hatred..."

"Then, the showdown begins!" Before Doman could finish speaking, the host on the side interrupted and preached loudly.

Chong! !

The final gong is sounded.

"Wait a minute, I've only said half of what I've said," Daoman hurriedly spread out his hands and said, "Is it too long? Would it be better to make it a little shorter?"

"Lord Daoman! Please eradicate those hateful gangsters! Let's usher in the glorious era of our gangsters—!!"

I don't know that the idiot in the stands shouted.

"Come on!! Silver sauce! Sister control!!" Kagura raised his fist and shouted to the stage.

As for Xin Ba Ha... At this time, she is holding a Miss Pandemonion (in fantasy) with a very disgusting expression, telling one sentence after another of disgusting love.

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