Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 49: : Once a woman is serious with you, she will not forgive you!

At this time, Jiang Cheng was sitting on the sofa with the trio of Master House and the girl with long lavender hair, and no one spoke.

"This...who is this..." Finally, Yinshi he spoke, and Yinshi asked at the same time while grabbing the rice.

"Didn't you bring it back?!" Jiang Cheng couldn't help roaring, "There are so many hotels outside, do you have to bring it home?! Shinbaha and Kagura-chan are not that old yet!"

"Yesterday..." Yin Shi thought hard, "No, I just remember going out for a drink..."

"You've even played with ninjas, you're acting like a fool! Do you still want to tell the details in front of the children?! You are so weak!" Jiang Cheng shouted again.

"Just stop joking, how could I do something like that!" Gintoki retorted, but then his tone changed, "I still prefer nurse clothes!"

"Really..." Shinbaha said, staring at Ginshi.

"Xin Ba Ha, men should play Aru while they are young. Otherwise, after becoming a bad old man, they will either be deceived by young women or fall into a strange game. Mommy told me so. Aru." Kagura said and picked up the last bunch of candied haws on the plate on the table.

However, it was still not as fast as Gintoki's hand, "This... is this fragrance! It is this fragrance that wakes me up!"

Yin Shi said and took a bite, "What is this?! A revolution in desserts?! I'm so moved!"

"You're so moved! Is this the time to talk about this?!" Jiang Cheng shouted, "Next time, remember to open a good room outside!" At the same time, Jiang Cheng's face changed, smiling at Kagura. Said, "Kagura-chan, if you have the chance, introduce your dad to me."

"Yes, yes, but what is there to know about that bald uncle." Kagura said while vying for the candied haws in Yinshi's hand.

"Oh, I'm really bald..." Jiang Cheng muttered in a low voice.

"Huh?" Shin Baha questioned.

"Nothing, ahahaha" Jiang Cheng said quickly.

Finally, when Ginshi finished eating the last hawthorn, Kagura was defeated.

"I said, I really can't remember anything, did I do something strange?" Ginshi asked the little ape who was stirring natto beside him.

"No, I didn't do anything." Little Ape replied.

"Soga Soga, that's good... I thought I did something wrong while taking advantage of the wine..." Yin Shi just felt a little fortunate, but when he heard Xiao Yuan's next words, the whole person was overwhelmed. Oh no.

"There is no right or wrong between husband and wife, no matter how crazy your desire is, I will satisfy you." Little Ape said while approaching Yinshi, "Come, dear, natto is already so lingering, come , open your mouth, ah..."

Saying that, Little Monkey stretched his chopsticks to Gintoki's eyes.

"Ah, that's not the mouth!" Yin Shi reminded, "Although it's better to talk about the eyes and the eyes, but it's not the mouth, and what are you talking about [husband and wife]!"

"You will be responsible, you have already done that kind of thing..." Little Ape put down his chopsticks and lowered his head.

"What is [that kind of thing]? I didn't do anything at all." Gintoki retorted.

"What are you talking about, it's already been lingering like this natto..." Little Ape said and put his chopsticks in his eyes, "It hurts..."

"Didn't I say it? That's not the mouth!" Yin Shi replied, looking at Jiang Cheng and the three on the opposite sofa at the same time.

At this time, Jiang Cheng was covering Kagura's ears, and he should have covered Kagura's ears when he said the first sentence from the ape.

"Yin Sang, there is nothing I can do if I do it, accept it." Xin Ba Hao said helplessly, holding his hands.

"Aru, marriage is easier to get used to than love." Kagura said while breaking Jiang Cheng's hand.

"Hey, Kagura, please be sure to introduce me to your bald dad..." Jiang Cheng said with a smile again.

"Why? Learning how to be bald?" Kagura asked curiously.

"Why do you even say such things!" Yin Shi shouted, "Yin Sang, who belongs to everyone, is going to be tied to death by such a natto girl! What a joke! You want to take advantage of the fact that I don't remember anything. When you get up, trick me into getting on a pirate ship!"

Saying that, Yin Shi turned his head to look at Little Ape, "Tell me, it's a bit..."

But at this time, Little Ape was holding Sadaharu's head next to him, making a shy look, "What are you pretending to be stupid, obviously even the body is familiar with each other."

"Don't say such disgusting words!" Yin Shi replied, "Also, that's not Yin Sang, okay?"

"You need to wear your glasses if your eyes are bad! This one fell off!" Xin Baha said as he picked up the glasses that had fallen on the ground.

"That's it, my name is Xiao Yuan, I pray that we can grow old happily forever, dear husband." Xiao Yuan said solemnly, sitting on the ground.

"We are here." Xin Ba Hao stood up and said politely, "Please take care of me too."

"Aru, I want to eat fish more than meat for dinner, please!" Kagura raised her hand and said.

"I said you two accepted it too quickly!" Yin Shi shouted, "Jiang Cheng, you believe me! Absolutely believe me! Are you doubting if you don't speak over there? Thinking. ?"

Jiang Cheng, who was asked by the question, finally raised his head, "Well, in fact, I was thinking about how much the family should follow, and when the child was born, how much should the child drink when the moon was full, and what should I do if it was a twin situation? Or how much the triplets should be..."

"Hey!" Yin Shi collapsed, "That's too early!"

"Actually, there's nothing wrong with getting married, at least it will help you learn what responsibility is, don't you think, Kagura-chan, Shinpachi-kun?" Jiang Cheng said, looking at Kagura and Shinpachi-kun.

"That's what I said, I'm going to inform my sisters and the others." Xin Ba Hao picked up the phone and prepared to call home.

"Hey! Enough is enough!" Yin Shi was completely speechless.

"Don't worry! Yin Shi, if you're worried about not having money for the wedding, I can lend it to you temporarily." Jiang Cheng said casually.

"Huh? Really? How much can I borrow?" Gintoki asked.

"Hey! Enough is enough!" Shinba roared.

Looking at the people who started to quarrel, Xiao Ape's eyes flashed a hint of slyness, and at the same time he thought to himself, [In order to avoid the pursuers, it's better to hide here temporarily]

In fact, we have to start from last night. Sarubi Iris, hereinafter referred to as Little Ape, was originally a ninja of the Imperial Court Fanzhong.

Just yesterday, I was chased by the enemy on the way to the mission. When I escaped to the roof of Yinshi, I stepped on the roof and fell off. It happened to fall into Yinshi's room and fainted on the spot. The scene that Xin Ba Haw saw in the morning...

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Looking at the little monkey who was pretending to be a housewife and cleaning with a vacuum cleaner in the house, Jiang Cheng and Yinshi were speechless.

"She seems to really plan to stay here, what should I do, Yinsang?" Xin Baha couldn't help asking.

"A real woman is more sticky than pork bone stewed noodle soup," Kagura said.

"Looks like you've really been planted this time. You met such a serious woman." Jiang Cheng couldn't help but say.

"Hey! What right do you have to say this!" Yin Shi shouted, "The woman you abandoned can even circle the earth three times!"

"Don't talk nonsense, Yinshi!" Jiang Cheng was suddenly unhappy.

"I'm talking nonsense? Do you want to call the wig and Sakamoto over to confront him!" Gintoki retorted.

"Just call! Who is afraid of who!" Jiang Cheng was not to be outdone.

"You two, be quiet!" Xin Bazhu's head grew bigger.

"Humph!" Yin Shi snorted and stood up and said at the same time, "Really, I can only rely on sugar to calm down at this time..."

After speaking, Yinshi walked to the refrigerator, but when he opened the refrigerator door, Yinshi was stunned, "Where's my pudding?! Where is the pudding I put here?! Jiang Cheng!! It's you, right! You ate my pudding, didn't you!"

"I'm not at all interested in that kind of stuff." Jiang Cheng said disdainfully.

[It is so simple to listen to me, so it is stupid to say that a man is a creature. 】Little ape who saw this scene was feeling complacent, 【Next, you just need to play the role of a cute and docile young wife. ]

"Then ~IndoMTL.com~ is that you?!" Gintoki asked Shinhachi and Kagura.

But both shook their heads.

"Speaking of which, I saw it in the morning when I put the candied haws..." Xin Ba Hao said suddenly.

"Bingtanghulu?! Was the revolution of that dessert called Bingtanghulu?!" Yin Shi was shocked, "Where is it sold?! Where is it sold?!"

"Be quiet, this is the location of the store." Jiang Cheng took out a small piece of paper from his body. "The store owner said he wanted to help him promote it."

Silver time is like a treasure, holding the small piece of paper and looking at it for a long time.

Seeing the little ape who didn't want to come over and ask himself where the pudding went, he couldn't help but reminded, "I know where the pudding is."

"Ah? Really?" Yin Shi instantly rushed in front of Little Ape, "Do you know where the pudding in the refrigerator is?"

"Really, people deliberately hide it~" Little Ape made a surprised expression, "You greedy ghost~"

The three Jiang Cheng were about to vomit when they heard this.

"Ah? Didn't you say you knew? What are you playing here?" Yin Shi asked.

"What day is today?" Little Ape said again.

"Hey? What day? The day when the swill is poured? The expiration date of the pudding has expired?"

Little Ape snorted in disappointment, "Really, have you forgotten? It's the anniversary of the love affair with Little Ape~"

The three of Jiang Cheng squirted again.

"We just met today, okay..." Yin Shi said speechlessly, "Also, compared to when you first appeared, why do you look like a different person..."

"Look! Commemorative natto pudding!" Saying that, Little Ape took out a pudding full of natto from behind...