Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 493: :There are specialties in the field of surgery
"Is this going?" Seimei stood up to keep the three of them, "There is a grand banquet waiting for the whole family to celebrate. If you can, call that man too, no... It should be called our two clans now. We have a common benefactor. Thanks to him, our two clans can completely let go of our past grievances and be freed from the incomplete story of a thousand years ago."
"No need." Gintoki waved his hand, turned his head and walked towards the door, "I'll be satisfied as long as I have a drink with the smile of the anchor Yuno on TV."
"Really, I'm pretty good at saying pretty things." Seimei shook his head slightly and smiled helplessly, "If Krist hears it, maybe the two of them really have a relationship. Maybe..."
"Well, Shinpachi and Gin-chan, let's go first, Aru!" Kagura looked at Shinpachi and Gintoki who were about to walk to the door with their backs on their backs and said solemnly, "I want to stay. I'm here to attend the reception in place of my uncle, Aru! Since my uncle is not here, only my immediate family can participate in Alu!"
"Hey, if you don't keep up, this month's salary will be deducted~" came Gintoki's lazy voice.
"Bastard! He even threatened me with salary!" In an instant, Kagura rolled his eyes, "By the way, did you ever pay a salary, Aru?! How many months have you been in arrears?!"
"This time, your salary was already received, but in the end, you were implicated by your **** uncle and all the rest was exported." Yin Shi picked his nostrils and explained in a casual tone.
"Hey, it has nothing to do with Jiang Chengsang, right?" Xin Baha complained, "It's all because of you, right?"
Seimei in the back looked at the backs of the three of them and listened to the noise of the three. He smiled softly and shook his head with some emotion, then stood up and went back to the house.
Seimei stopped in a corner of the house in front of the two newly-made shrines, picked up two incense sticks from the table, cast a small flame spell on them, and placed them in front of the shrines respectfully. on the incense burner.
(Shrine: A small wooden pavilion dedicated to gods and Buddhas.)
It is worth mentioning that on the two shrines, the character [nine] is written on one, and the character [rain] is written on the other.
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What the three of Gintoki didn't know was that not long after the three of them left, the two teachers in love that Jiang Cheng talked about came to the door of the Milino house together.
After the two called the door, Daoman welcomed them in with great hospitality and respect.
By the way, the two are a man and a woman. The man looks like a gorilla, and the woman is dressed as a ninja, with long lavender hair and red-rimmed glasses.
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In the guest room of the Milino family.
"Asshole!!"
After listening to Doman's personal story about his relationship with the anchor Yuno, Kondo stood up and scolded, and then hit Doman with an uppercut.
"Wow!" Daoman spit out a mouthful of blood, and was smashed several meters and fell heavily to the floor.
"Do you really think you can get that woman's body and mind with that kind of forced marriage?! You bastard!" Kondo pointed at Doman's nose and cursed, "Even if you don't know anything about love, you still hope That way, **** scum!"
"Really, what kind of guy do you think you are, but he turns out to be such a **** who doesn't know anything about love." The little ape on the side raised his eyes with contempt on his face, "Hey, orangutan, Give it up, such a man is not worth the lessons we teach him."
Having said that, Little Ape got up and was about to walk towards the door. At the same time, Kondo took a sip and turned around to catch up with Little Ape.
"Wait! Two masters!" Daoman hurriedly knelt down to the two of them, bowed his head and shouted, "I already know my mistake! No matter what! Please give me some pointers! I...really don't Know how to pursue Krista again! Please! If it is the person recommended by that person, there must be a way!"
Seemingly unbearable, Kondo stopped, turned his face to the little ape beside him, and asked tentatively, "Well, you see that he said so, if you want to give some pointers What about him?"
After listening to Xiao Yuan, he turned his face away and made a look of embarrassment. After half a minute, he shook his head and sighed, then turned his head to look at Daoman, who was still kneeling on the ground and bowing his head respectfully to him. .
"There's no way, I'll give you a little guidance, but you're not allowed to call us a master until you finish your studies!" Little Ape said very seriously.
"Yes, it is not something that can be done in a day or two to become our disciple." Kondo took over, "You must take our teaching seriously and seriously in your heart! You have this Are you enlightened?!"
"Of course! I will do anything for Christ!" Daoman raised his head and shouted seriously, "Master! Trust me!"
"Well, it doesn't seem to be a hopeless guy, so let's not hide our clumsiness." Kondo chuckled, then looked at Little Ape, "Teach him everything that should be taught to him. Well."
"No way, after all, it's a mission," Xiao Yuan said helplessly, "For the sake of his piety, he can only be more serious."
"Master!" Daoman was instantly overwhelmed with emotion.
"Listen to me! From now on we will start a three-day intensive training for you!" Kondo shouted solemnly, "It is a very cruel and even inhuman training! You have Confidence?!"
"Hey! I'll accept any training for Krist's sake!" Doman stood up and replied seriously.
"Well, the momentum is okay. In this case, it's not worth training at all." Xiao Yuan pushed the glasses on his face, and then looked at Kondo, "Okay, let's take the first step of training that was discussed in advance. Give him what he needs to use, and only after completing that can the rest of the training be able to withstand it."
"Are the masters ready in advance?" Daoman asked in surprise.
"Ah, before coming here, some training plans that are suitable for you have been formulated based on the condition that you have no love experience at all,"
Saying that, Kondo took out a stack of game discs from behind and put them in Doman's arms.
"First of all, within 24 hours, clear all these high-quality Galgames for me. Every line must be cleared perfectly, and every step and every choice must be completely written down! I will check it out at this time tomorrow. If your completion rate is not 100%, then there is no need to continue."
"This... is it really possible?" Daoman swallowed and asked suspiciously.
"Sure enough, let's go, this guy can still doubt us even now." The little monkey on the side turned around without thinking and was about to leave.
"Wait a minute," Kondo raised his hand to stop him. "This guy just has no experience in love. When he gets addicted to it, he will know how many ways to love."
Saying that, Kondo held up his hand and looked at Doman again, "It doesn't matter if you doubt it, just open a plate and try it yourself. Love is not something that children play at home, and there is no hurry. Now do as I say."
"Hi... Hi." Daoman responded.
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On the other side, the trio of Masterya, led by Gintoki, are on their way home.
"But speaking of it, everyone is really happy with the result this time." Shinbaha suddenly smiled and said, "The weather has also recovered, and the crisis of Yuno's dismissal can be over, Yuno and Mirino. The thousand years of grievances between the families have ended, even Antianwan has returned to normal, and the goddess named Jiu has also successfully ascended to Gaotianyuan."
"Indeed." Yin Shi raised his head and glanced at the sky in the distance, his expression seemed to be a little emotional, and he whispered in his mouth, "Only he can do things like this." /
"What did you say, Yinsang?" Xinbaha asked suspiciously.
"No, nothing." Yin Shi replied casually.
"But I can't say that I have no regrets at all, that goddess..." Xin Baha, who thought of something, said with some emotion, "Although I don't know what happened between her and Jiang Chengsang, but in order to hear I have waited so many years for a comment from Jiang Chengsang. However, I didn't hear a simple comment from Jiang Chengsang's mouth until I was promoted to Gao Tianyuan. I don't know how to comment on Jiang Chengsang. …”
"So you didn't say it?" Yin Shi curled his lips and replied casually, "He's just a scumbag, a woman from the past? How could he remember clearly with such a brain."
"But my uncle worked very hard," Kagura said, "I eat so many things that I would spit out Aru."
Saying ~IndoMTL.com~ Kagura remembered the scene of Jiang Cheng eating Pandemonion while vomiting, and the scene did not stop for a moment.
"No, Aru, just thinking about it makes me want to throw up." Kagura covered his mouth and said with black lines all over his head.
"But..." Yin Shi lightly sighed and continued, "That guy is indeed a scumbag, but he never made a woman cry, even once."
"Hey?! Really?!" Shinbaha looked at Gintoki in disbelief.
"Ah, really, I've never seen a woman cry for him."
"Then... so..." Xin Baha suddenly thought of something, "Jiang Cheng-sang doesn't want to see the tears of that goddess..."
"Who knows." Yin Shi replied casually.
"No, I cried Aru for my uncle!" Kagura raised his hand to remind him, "Aru during the Red Sakura arc!"
"That's just because you're an idiot."
"Who's an idiot! You curly-haired idiot!" Kagura froze instantly, slammed his white eyes onto Yinshi's back, opened his mouth with a fierce face and bit him on Yinshi's head.
"Ahhhhh!!" Yin Shi screamed and roared with white eyes: "What are you doing?! My head is about to be bitten by you! Are you a dog?! With Dingchun Did you learn it? No, Dingchun learned it from you, right!"
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