Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 494: :Onmyoji chapter, finished!

"Shinai! Natural Roll!" Kagura didn't mean to let go, and still bit Gintoki's head fiercely.

"It hurts, it hurts! Hurry up and stop it!" Yin Shi kept throwing Kagura, but it didn't work at all, "The blood is coming out!"

"Don't make trouble, Kagura-chan." Shinpachi smiled helplessly, "The woman Gin-sang said doesn't include Kagura-chan."

"Bastard! Virginity glasses!" Kagura jumped onto Shin Baja's shoulder in an instant, opened his mouth and ate it at Shin Baja's head, scolding vaguely with white eyes , "I'm not even a woman this time, Aru?! Wash inside wash inside wash inside!"

"Who are the virgin glasses! Give me a break! Smelly woman!" Shinba roared, "We're talking about a woman in another sense! It's like restoring our bodies in the screwdriver chapter. A woman like Miss Saki! Besides, aren't you Jiang Chengsang's niece?! You are just Jiang Chengsang's family!"

"Hey? Is that so, Aru?" Kagura then let go, raised his head and looked at Gintoki, whose head was still spewing blood, with a puzzled expression.

"What do you think?!" Yin Shibai roared with white eyes.

…

At the same time, Yoshihara, Jiang Cheng's room.

It's rare that today's Jiang Cheng didn't just stay in front of the computer and play games as usual. Of course, there may be a reason why the budget for the new equipment has not been approved by Yueyong.

Jiang Cheng leaned against the window of the living room, looking up at the clear sky with a smile on his face. On the windowsill was an empty wine glass and a bottle of white wine with the lid unscrewed.

"Brother Jiang Cheng, mother asked me..." Qingtai pushed open the door and walked in, but before she could say anything, she suddenly saw a new object in Jiang Cheng's room - one in the living room The shrine in one corner, "Brother Jiang Cheng, do you still have something like this in your room? Why didn't you find it before?"

"There are many things in the adult's room that the children didn't find." Jiang Cheng replied casually.

"But I really don't have an impression, it's like it was just put here." Saying that, Harita came to the shrine and looked carefully at the golden statue in the shrine, "But then again What kind of **** is this? The little fox **** with nine tails?"

"Who knows, it is said that there are eight million gods in Gao Tianyuan, and who can tell who is who?" Jiang Cheng replied without turning back, "But maybe this one is a little different. ."

"It's really rare, Brother Jiang Cheng still believes in these superstitions." Qingta said in surprise, "But then again, can I worship this god? Will it make my final grade pass?"

"Probably not," Jiang Cheng shrugged. "It should only cause strange bugs to appear in your bento. It's better to memorize your multiplication formulas for this kind of thing."

"I've completely memorized it!" Qingta patted her chest quickly and replied, "This time it was my mother who asked me to come to you to memorize the multiplication formulas! Please put your ears up and listen! It will definitely surprise you! "

"Sorry, I don't have time to listen to you recite that kind of stuff now. Next time." Jiang Cheng glanced down at the wine glass that had been filled for some reason, raised the corner of his mouth slightly, then lifted the wine glass and raised his head. Come and have a drink.

After pondering for a while, Jiang Cheng looked at the empty wine glass in his hand with a look of disgust.

"As always...it's hard to swallow."

As soon as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, there was a very slight "pop" behind him, and the pure gold statue in the shrine was cracked from the middle.

"Brother Jiang Cheng! The statue is cracked!" Qingta pointed at the statue and exclaimed.

"Get out of here," Jiang Cheng said angrily, turning his head, "or I'll throw you out."

"Cut!" Ching Tai spat out a mouthful, then turned away angrily, muttering as she walked, "Sama must be disgusted by your attitude that made the statue split! God! Sama, you must punish him properly!"

"Really, what an unpleasant kid~" Jiang Cheng shook his head and sighed, but then Jiang Cheng discovered that the wine glass in his hand was miraculously filled with wine again .

After toasting the glass again without hesitation, Jiang Cheng showed an even more disgusting look.

"Why does it get worse every time?" Jiang Cheng looked at the wine glass in his hand with disgust.

"Really?" Yue Yong's cold voice suddenly came from outside the window.

"Hey? Why is Yueyue here?" Jiang Cheng raised his head and asked Yueyong, who was standing on the eaves outside the window, who was facing each other, "Why are you holding my wine?" /

"No, it's nothing." An unnatural look flashed across Yueyong's face, and she put the wine back on the windowsill.

"Speaking of which, your expression is very strange..." Jiang Cheng looked at Yueyong with a puzzled expression on his chin, and then suddenly thought of something, and suddenly said, "Could it be...!"

"Nothing, I didn't do anything, I just happened to pass by." Yueyong looked away silently.

"Could it be that I suddenly wanted to **** on patrol, so I came here to borrow a toilet? If that's the case, say it earlier, don't be shy, this kind of thing can happen to anyone," said, Jiang Cheng stepped aside and gave Yueyong the position of the window, "Sa, come on, use whatever you want, constipation is a woman's natural enemy."

What Jiang Cheng didn't know was that when he was just talking, Yueyong's face was completely black, and even the veins on his forehead kept beating.

"Wash the inside!!"

Yueyong took out countless kunai from her arms without the slightest hesitation, and threw it forcefully towards Jiang Cheng.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!"

…

On the other side, at this time, the three of Gintoki had also returned to the Master's House.

"But then again, I'm really a little surprised," Xin Baha couldn't help but sigh, "That Jiang Chengsang still has such a side, and suddenly he has changed a little bit, and he has never made a woman cry. Has it been... it sounds a little vague."

"That...Did you misunderstand something?" Gintoki, who was sitting on the sofa watching the divination program hosted by anchor Yuno on TV, said without looking back, "That idiot has never made a woman cry. , but those women simply wanted to kill him."

After a long silence, Shin Baha raised his glasses and took a deep breath.

"Isn't that just a simple scum?!"

"Didn't I say it a long time ago?" Yin Shi waved his hand and continued without looking back, "That guy is just a pure scumbag."

"But, even if he's a scumbag, yesterday's uncle worked very hard."

"My Miss Pandemonion!" Xin Bazhu, who had thought of something, shouted with a sad expression on his face.

"Σ_(???"∠) Vomiting..." Thinking of the scene of Xin Baji holding Pandemonion and exchanging love words, Kagura couldn't hold back any longer and vomited directly.

"Hey! It's so dirty! You bastard!" Yin Shi jumped onto the sofa in an instant, pinched his nose and shouted with black lines all over his head, "How disgusting you are!"

"Ah, sorry," Kagura wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, "I accidentally thought of some disgusting picture, and I really couldn't help Aru. If you want to blame it, you can blame Shinbachi Aru. "

"It's so disgusting, it makes me want to vomit..." Gintoki suddenly felt nauseated for no reason, lowered his head and vomited, "Σ_(???"∠)vomit..."

"Hey! What are you two doing? What did you do when others fell into happy memories?!" Xin Baha shouted angrily, but just finished speaking, he couldn't hold back, " I also...Σ_(???"∠)vomit..."

"You two made me want to vomit again...Σ_(???"∠)vomit..."

…

A week later, Yoshihara.

"That, Jiang Cheng-sang..." Xinba pushed up his glasses and asked Jiang Cheng, who was still immersed in the game, with a blank face, "I take the liberty to ask, what did you do to the ex-husband of anchor Yuye? What? Why did I become a relentless stalker? The anchor Yuye came to the Master House again to complain about his grievances. He said that he could see the ex-husband who was hiding near him and secretly showing his love at any time recently. The level of stalker is comparable to that of a certain gorilla and a certain shivering ninja, and Gin-sang is so angry that he wants to kill you..."

"It's not a stalker!" Doman's voice suddenly came from Jiang Cheng's door, "It's the hunter of love! No, that's wrong, it's the hunter of love from Christopher!"

"I always feel that this person is completely gorilla now~IndoMTL.com~ The stalker gorilla is completely indistinguishable. What happened?"

"I came here just to express my gratitude to you," Daoman came to Jiang Cheng's side and bowed deeply to Jiang Cheng, "Thanks to the two masters you found for me, I was able to I really understand how stupid I used to be in love. Thanks to the careful teaching of the two masters, I can have close physical contact with Krist almost every day (being kicked), I I can feel that Christ and I have become more and more inseparable!"

"Ah, keep going." Jiang Cheng, who had just finished a game, turned his head and said casually to Daoman.

"Goodbye, Christ will be recording the show later. To be honest, watching the live broadcast now is not a star and a half worse than recording it on DVD. Of course, people like Seimei won't understand it, after all This kind of experience gap is too big, I won this round. Ahahahaha..."

Looking at Daoman who was leaving with a big smile, Xin Baha twitched and looked at Jiang Cheng, "Jiang Cheng-sang, what happened to the two masters in love? It wouldn't be the orangutan and the shaking M. Natto woman, right?"

"You taught very well, right?" Jiang Cheng squeezed his eyes.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

(Onmyoji chapter, finished.)

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