Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 495: :To some people, the word sister sounds romantic…

Yoshihara.

"Nuo, a birthday gift from Mommy, Aru." Kagura squinted Doudou's eyes, his left little finger poked his nostrils, and his right hand holding something stretched out to Jiang Cheng, who was sitting cross-legged on the ground.

Looking at the gift box in Kagura's hands that had apparently been opened for more than one round and was in tatters, Jiang Cheng expressionlessly complained: "Hey, is something wrong?"

Immediately afterwards, Jiang Cheng took out the communicator from his arms, pointed to the exquisite gift box in the photo above, and said, "It should be like this, right? Sister Jiang Hua has already sent me a text message in advance."

"There's nothing wrong with Aru," Kagura said calmly, "although the packaging looks tattered, it's also possible that he bumped into the spaceship to become such Aru. It's definitely not our curiosity. I have to take it apart and look at it, and it is definitely not that Aru was accidentally run over by a large truck when he came! And don’t worry, the clothes inside are just a little stained and rotten a little bit, using a little needle and thread Just sew it up, Aru!"

"You have just told all the stories!" Jiang Cheng shouted in a sullen look, but just after he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng suddenly reacted, "Is there clothes inside?"

"Ah, the long gown (China dress) Alu made by Mommy herself." Kagura replied casually, "Anyway, my uncle wouldn't wear this kind of thing, after all, he has been wearing this kind of thing since his appearance. It's a kimono, so Aru wouldn't want to wear such a thing. So it doesn't matter if it's broken."

"Indeed..." Jiang Cheng nodded subconsciously after taking the gift box in Kagura's hand, but then suddenly reacted, "Hey, don't think about escaping guilt with this kind of reason! What clothes to wear is my freedom, But don't run away from the responsibility for damaging this dress!"

"Cut, I don't need it anyway~" Kagura spit, spread out his hands and said indifferently, "And my uncle is almost 30 years old, so there's no need for a birthday present, Aru, besides We were originally in Miss Conch's mode, and it's too strange that only my uncle celebrates his birthday alone, Aru."

"Kagura, next month's pocket money is halved." Jiang Cheng glanced at Kagura lightly.

"No Aru!" Kagura expressed his dissatisfaction instantly, and put both hands on Jiang Cheng's shoulders at the same time, thinking he was acting like a spoiled child, but in fact used a lot of strength to constantly shake Jiang Cheng's shoulders. On his shoulders, he cried out, "You can't just deduct my pocket money for such a fundamental thing, Aru, pocket money is the most important thing for a little girl of this age! I can't get any salary, if I don't have pocket money, If you do, I will definitely die, Aru! No! Absolutely not! You can't lose a single penny of your pocket money!"

"If you keep shaking, I may die... Kagura..." Jiang Cheng reminded, "If you die, you won't have a penny of pocket money from now on..."

"Little uncle~" Kagura changed his attack instantly, covering his eyes and sobbing.

"Even if you put on such a battle, it's useless to me." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said casually, "I've already been immune to your tear attack."

"Cut!"

"Hey, if you cut it again, you won't have a penny of pocket money next month." Jiang Cheng showed a look of contempt, but then he suddenly thought of something, and secretly hooked the corner of his mouth, "Well, , said so, but if you can keep my next words in your mind, next month's pocket money can be doubled~"

"Really, Aru?!" Kagura exclaimed in surprise.

"Well, really." Jiang Cheng nodded, then cleared his throat while showing tenderness on his face, and spoke slowly, "Kagura, I'm sorry, I haven't told you the truth. But, now Maybe it's time to tell you the truth! That's right! Your real dad isn't the bald guy at all, but..."

Before Jiang Cheng could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng's forehead was inserted straight into Kunai. With the sound of "呲——" spurting blood, Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes and fell straight down. , fell into a pool of blood.

"Yueyue!" Kagura looked towards the door and shouted in surprise.

Yueyong nodded slightly as a response, then looked at Jiang Cheng who was still twitching on the ground with a look of contempt, and reminded lightly, "Don't teach children that kind of nonsense. character relationships."

"Why are you making up this shit?!" The resurrected Jiang Cheng pulled out the Kuwu on his forehead, stood up, and retorted with blank eyes, "Just wait until that bald guy gets a divorce! I'm Kagura's next successor. Dad!"

"Jiang Cheng!" Gui's voice suddenly came from the side, "I didn't expect... I didn't expect you to be a good friend! I'm really touched! Why haven't you told me after knowing each other for so many years? This kind of thing Wouldn't it be better to say it sooner? I like NTR or something..."

"No, my uncle is just an incredible sister-control, Aru." Kagura reminded loudly with squinted Doudou's eyes.

Looking at Gui who was standing outside the window, who couldn't stop her tears from being moved, wearing women's clothes, Jiang Cheng said expressionlessly: "Who is your best friend? And why are you so good at such a time? Run out naturally? Why is it still women's clothing? There are too many places to complain?"

"I just..."

"Enough is enough!" Jiang Cheng raised his hand to stop him, "Don't go on! I don't want to hear it at all!"

After all, Jiang Cheng didn't give Gui a chance to speak again. After raising his hand and coughing, the two Baihua members instantly appeared on both sides of Gui, very skillfully holding Gui's hands, and in an instant together with Gui disappeared together.

"Anyway..." Jiang Cheng turned his head and continued, but when he saw the empty room, he was suddenly stunned, "Ah, where is the person?"

…

Jiang Cheng was sitting on the floor, holding his hands and looking at the tattered gift box on the low table in front of him. A corner of the blue gown.

After another long time, Jiang Cheng made a move, but instead of opening the gift box, he took out the communicator from his arms and glanced at Jiang Hua's opened messages and photos again.

"Twenty years' birthday present..." Jiang Cheng sighed softly, then withdrew the communicator and tentatively reached out and opened the gift box.

Looking at the light cyan gown whose both sleeves were ripped off and covered with stains, Jiang Cheng lowered his head and sighed heavily.

"Can this really be called just a little rotten? I can't even see the original face..."

"Need help?" Sun Wheel's voice came from the doorway, "I'm pretty good at sewing and mending."

"No, no need." Jiang Cheng raised his hand and refused without hesitation, "I won't wear this kind of thing anyway! So there's no need!"

"That's it, then don't bother." The sun wheel turned the wheelchair and slowly turned away.

…

A few minutes later, Jiang Cheng, who was holding needles and thread in his hand and had been pierced with unknown numbers of wounds, stared blankly at the unchanging green gown on the table.

【Am I stupid? ! 】Jiang Cheng slandered in his heart, 【Why did you refuse so happily? ! It's impossible to fix this kind of thing on your own anyway! How to do? What should I do now! Looking for the sun wheel again? do not want! It's so humiliating so definitely don't! ]

"Hey, do you need help?" Yue Yong's faint voice came from the direction of the window.

"Wh...what..." Jiang Cheng quickly hid his hands behind his back, twitched the corners of his mouth and said a little embarrassedly.

"I'm the gift on your table, if you're distressed..."

"No need!" Jiang Cheng instantly refused, and deliberately made a nonchalant expression, "I can't wear this kind of thing anyway, so there's no need to spend that kind of unnecessary effort!"

"Well, since you said so, then forget it." After that, Yueyong turned around and left slowly.

【Why do I have to be brave! 】Jiang Cheng thought frantically with his head in his arms, "Who... Who is going to tell me what to do now! I can't do this kind of work that girls can do as a man! Ah ah ah! Sister Jiang Hua, tell me how to do it! ]

"Jiang Cheng sama, are you worried?" Miss Baihua's voice suddenly came from outside the window.

【Yo Xi! Make sure to speak up this time! 】Jiang Cheng made a decision in his heart, then raised his head with a clean smile, "Actually..."

"God! Lord Jiang Cheng wouldn't wear such clothes!" A Miss Baihua exclaimed, interrupting Jiang Cheng's words.

"It's definitely not possible," another Miss Baihua said, "How could Jiang Cheng sama wear that kind of clothes? If you wear that kind of clothes, you won't be Jiang Cheng sama."

【What do you mean by wearing this kind of clothes, I am not me! 】Jiang Cheng thought angrily, 【And I haven't planned to wear it yet! I just want to fix it! ]

"That's right, when it comes to Jiang Cheng sama, as expected, it's the same gray kimono with fish scales on the shoulders and a peace knot that doesn't change in all seasons. That's Jiang Cheng sama." A Miss Baihua echoed.

[Is my existence determined by clothes? ! 】Jiang Cheng complained wildly in his heart, 【No! Not at all! It has nothing to do with my clothes! I am me even without clothes! ]

"However, does Jiang Cheng sama have something like that on his desk mean that Jiang Cheng sama wants to wear that..."

"Don't get me wrong!" Jiang Cheng interrupted with a faint voice, "I just happened to receive such a gift. Although I didn't mean to wear it, it was damaged during transportation, so... "

"I don't want to wear it anyway. If it breaks, it will break..." A Miss Baihua said indifferently, and then smiled and greeted Jiang Cheng, "We're going on patrol, goodbye, Jiang Cheng sama."

"Oh... oh..." Jiang Cheng lowered his head and replied, "You guys come on..."

…

"How can it be repaired! Even one person has to repair it!"

Jiang Cheng locked the door and the window, then took out his mobile phone and began to search for the correct sewing method, constantly learning.

Finally, after a whole day's hard work, the fingers were punctured many times, the light blue gown was successfully repaired by Jiang Cheng.

If you ignore the bloodstains on the gown, it looks like a decent repair.

But even if the repairs are completed, Jiang Cheng faces a new problem, that is, should he try it on?

[Now that everyone is gone, and no one sees it, there is no problem with simply trying it on, right? 】Jiang Cheng looked at the blue gown hanging on the wall in front of him, pinched his chin and thought, "Of course it's not that I want to try it on myself, I just feel that I can't live up to Sister Jiang Hua's wishes, so I just try it on when no one is there. It doesn't matter, right? Right? ]

Jiang Cheng, who had persuaded himself in his heart, slowly took off his kimono jacket, then swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and tentatively reached out to the light blue gown in front of him.

"Hey, dinner is ready..." Along with the sound of the door, Yueyong's voice came in from the door.

Jiang Cheng, who was frightened, looked at Yue Yong who was at the door and defended hurriedly, "That's not what you think! I definitely don't want to wear this kind of long gown! It's just that I feel hot! It's just pure I don't think you need to wear a kimono outside!"

"Well, whatever you want, come and eat quickly."

…

Dinner time.

Jiang Cheng watched Yueyong's reaction secretly while pulling the food in the bowl. After seeing Yueyong as usual, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

【Yo Xi! It doesn't appear to be suspected! As expected of me, the acting is flawless! ]

"That, Brother Jiang Cheng..." Qingtai on the side said suddenly, "You have been glancing at Sister Yueyong from time to time, what's wrong with you two?"

"No~IndoMTL.com~No no no no! Nothing!" Jiang Cheng replied quickly.

Hearing the sound, Yueyong glanced at Jiang Cheng lightly.

After the meal, Jiang Cheng slipped back to his room without stopping. After locking the door, he did not hesitate to come to the wall in the living room where the light blue gown was hanging.

Without thinking, Jiang Cheng took off his kimono, and then reached out and took off the long gown, but before he could try it on, the voice of a certain hemorrhoid ninja suddenly sounded behind him.

"Hey, do you want to wear that?"

"Why are you here!" Jiang Cheng staggered under his feet, turned his head and complained frantically at Quan Zang.

"Ah, I was just passing by and wanted to borrow a toilet." Quanzo replied honestly, "But then again, you don't really want to wear that kind of thing, do you? No matter how you look at it, it doesn't suit you, right? And It's too dirty, isn't it? There seems to be blood on it..."

"How...how is that possible, hahaha..." Jiang Cheng rubbed his head and laughed, "I just want to take this long gown that was pressed on the ground by a large truck and stained with blood...take it. ...take that and what, ahahaha..."

"Ah, that's it." After speaking, Quan Zang suddenly covered his stomach with a look of pain on his face, "Can I borrow the toilet? I can't help it..."

"Ah, just use whatever you want..."

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