Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 496: :The more trivial things are, the more you will find that everyone is different but…

Jiang Cheng was sitting in front of the open TV, with his left hand on his lap and his right palm on his chin. Although his eyes were fixed on the TV, his legs were constantly swaying up and down.

[Ah, I accidentally lent him the toilet...] Jiang Cheng thought a little irritably, then glanced at the neatly folded long gown beside him, [What should I do? Now try it secretly while no one is watching? But... what if he finishes using the toilet at this time? Wouldn't it be embarrassing to see it? ]

[No! no! 】Jiang Cheng shook his head, 【Not now! Ninjas are very fast! It must be the same whether it's **** or something else! If he tried it on now, the chance of him finding out if he suddenly opened the door and walked out was over 99%! So no! endure! I have to be patient! Just wait for him to pull away! come on! Jiang Cheng! you can! Only a few minutes at most! If it is constipation, it will take at most half an hour! The possibility of more than half an hour is very small! It is impossible for ordinary people to be constipated to such an extent that they cannot come out for more than half an hour! ]

Thinking of this, Jiang Cheng folded his hands and nodded to himself, and the irritability on his body was also put away.

Then, an hour passed...

【Are you okay? ! 】 Jiang Cheng thought a little frantically, "It's been too long! It's constipation, it's confirmed now! It's definitely constipation! But is it too long? An hour is too long! What a huge lump! Can't get out? If you can't get out, forget it! This kind of thing is hard to come by! ]

[Hey...wait! 】Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something, 【Wait, wait, wait! This... isn't this an opportunity? ! If constipation will take a long time, can I try on the clothes that Sister Jiang Hua sewed for me during this time? ]

Thinking of this, Jiang Cheng's expression brightened.

【Good luck! Constipation is good! It doesn't matter if you pull it all night! Take advantage of this period of time to try it on at will! ]

Immediately afterwards, Jiang Cheng turned his head and glanced at the bathroom where the lights were still on, before reaching out and carefully picking up the long gown beside him.

But just as Jiang Cheng was about to take off his clothes, he suddenly thought of something.

[No! no! At a time like this, no one can be sure that the next moment, the poo-jun will be squeezed directly out of that dirty door! Because the probability of being squeezed out of that dirty door for an hour is almost 90%! ]

[No way! Not yet! Absolutely not! 】Jiang Cheng put down the long gown in his hand again, clenching his fists with an unbearable expression, 【Now Benben-Jun wants to liberate himself very strongly! Anytime is possible...so have to wait a little longer! very soon! Poo Jun it says so! It will be out soon! ]

And then, another hour later...

Bang! !

[Benbenjun--! ! ]

Jiang Cheng slammed his head heavily on the table, then raised his head, revealing a blood-filled forehead, staring at his bloodshot eyes, gasping for breath, gnashing his teeth in his heart.

【What's the matter with you? ! What do you think about yourself! Why haven't you come out yet! Normally, in two hours, no matter what kind of constipation has been resolved, right? Can't you think so? Are you a natural roll? ! How stubborn are you! Can it be normal? It's just as smooth as smooth straight hair! If it doesn't work, go to the barber shop and get it straight again! ! ]

[And...] Jiang Cheng clenched his fists once again, [The situation is getting worse and worse, after all, it has been two hours, and it is possible to finish the straight-haired ion-hot **** at any time. It's possible that after wiping his **** and flushing the toilet, Zangzang opened the door and walked out. Oops! Really bad! In this case, it is absolutely impossible to try it on easily! It can be discovered at any time! ]

[...No! Wait! 】Jiang Cheng suddenly held his hand and knocked, 【Wait a minute! correct! Flush! It takes at least ten seconds from the start to the end of the flush! Can't you just take off your clothes when you hear the sound of water? ! Ten seconds may be short, but it's enough for taking off a piece of clothing! ]

Thinking of this, Jiang Cheng once again picked up the long gown on the side, but just when Jiang Cheng took off his kimono and was about to change into a long gown, he thought of something again, and his pupils shrank instantly at the same time. He also stopped what he was doing.

【No! Totally wrong! It's true that I use a normal flush toilet because I'm not used to automatic toilets. It does take about ten seconds for each flush... But! What kind of person is Quan Zang? Is it the type that starts to wipe the **** after pressing the flush button, or the type that presses the flush button and walks out after wiping the pants? If it is the former, there may be a buffer time of ten seconds or more, but the latter...not good! Really bad! ]

Thinking of this, Jiang Cheng hammered his leg heavily, "How can it be repaired! Should have asked before he entered! This kind of thing is not easy to talk about now! Poo Jun! Hurry up and tell me the answer! ]

At this moment, there was a sudden sound of flushing from the bathroom.

[Is it finally over...] Jiang Cheng finally breathed a sigh of relief, [Great, although it's been a long time, Benben-kun finally figured it out, you've worked hard, Benben-kun, although it may be possible It was a little procrastinating, but in the end, I came out with my own efforts. I will always remember you, Benben-kun... Then, just wait patiently for Quanzang to leave, without directly stating that he is pressing The type that starts to wipe after pressing the flush button, then... If it is the kind with a clean habit, it may take a little longer, and the average person only takes about half a minute, Yo Xi, calm down and wait patiently! Right away... right away! ]

So, another hour passed...

[Is your cleanliness too serious? Full possession! 】Jiang Cheng slammed his head on the low table in front of him again, 【Why can you wipe it for an hour! It's too strong! Does your **** really matter? Don't you have hemorrhoids? ! Even if you wipe it with high-quality toilet paper for an hour, you can't stand it, right? ! It will definitely bleed, right? No matter how lush the **** hair is, it can't stand it! Forgive me... I'm running out of time...]

At this time, the sound of flushing water came from the direction of the bathroom again.

[Is it not finished? ! 】Jiang Cheng held his head and thought frantically, "It's even divided twice, how much have you saved! How long has it been since it was pulled! a month? ! Forget it, it should be out this time! absolute! ]

So, another hour passed...

[Hey—don't be kidding, how could anyone do it three times in a row! 】Jiang Cheng stared at his big red eyes, gasping for breath, 【Is it alright? It can already be done! How long did it take you to remember to go to the toilet? Does my toilet matter? This will definitely be blocked, right? Get out of here now! Full possession! ! ]

While thinking about it, Jiang Cheng raised his eyes and glanced at the clock on the wall. The hour hand of the clock was almost at twelve o'clock, and the minute hand was staying in the direction of fifty-five minutes.

[Only the last five minutes left! Hurry up! 】 Jiang Cheng thought in a broken heart.

At this moment, the sound of flushing came from the toilet again.

【It will definitely come out this time, right? Surely it will? It's the third time! It will definitely come out, right? After all, three times is the limit, right? Has it been four hours? Is it enough? ! Get out of here quickly ah ah ah ah! ! ]

So...two minutes later...

[I can't stand it anymore! 】While thinking about it, Jiang Cheng got up angrily and walked to the bathroom door. He stretched out his hand and said that the entire bathroom door was pulled down.

"You give me the right... eh?"

Before he could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng was stunned for a moment, only to see Quan Zang, who was still bleeding from a certain part, with his **** pouted on the ground. in constant twitching.

"I... I knew you would notice..." Quan Zang's voice was so small that he couldn't hear anything if he didn't touch his lips, "I... can't do it anymore, I can't even use the flush button. I didn't have the strength to press it down..."

Only then did Jiang Cheng notice that Quan Zang's hand was still struggling to reach the flush button of the toilet.

"Hey! Hold on!" Jiang Cheng quickly helped Quan Zang up and shouted.

However, Quan Zang had already passed out from hemorrhoid pain due to excessive blood loss~IndoMTL.com~ After glancing at the clock on the wall that it was only a few seconds before twelve o'clock, Jiang Cheng gritted his teeth , a look of unbearable flashed across his face, and then he lifted his foot, helped Quan Zang, opened the door, and walked out.

Yueyong, who was walking towards her room in the corridor just after her patrol, was startled by Jiang Cheng, who was rushing towards her with Quanjang, who was holding on to his **** and was still bleeding.

"Hey, what's the situation?" Yueyong asked Jiang Cheng who had just passed over in front of him.

"Ghost knows," Jiang Cheng replied without looking back, "It's probably hemorrhoids. I'll take him to the hospital."

After being silent for a long time, Yue Yong spoke slowly.

"Next time... be careful."

…

In the middle of the night, at half past twelve, Jiang Cheng sat on the bench outside the emergency room of the Oedo Hospital, looking down at the message Jiang Hua sent in the afternoon on the communicator, silent.

"Jiang Cheng-chan, happy birthday~Have you received the clothes? Remember to put them on and send a photo to my sister today~"

"Sister Jiang Hua, even if yesterday was October 9th, it wouldn't be my birthday..." Jiang Cheng lowered his head and sighed, then raised his head and sighed softly, "After all, it's Conch Miss mode... So, it doesn't really matter if you don't have a birthday, doesn't it?"

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