Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 497: :Some nouns can also be used as adjectives!

Looking at the text message editing page on the communicator in his hand, ten minutes have passed, and Jiang Cheng still hasn't figured out what kind of text message he should edit and send.

Jiang Cheng smiled somewhat self-deprecatingly and shook his head gently. In the end, he put the communicator back in his arms and leaned on the bench with his hands up and his face up.

What Jiang Cheng didn't know was that at the corner of the corridor just a few meters away from the emergency room, Yueyong was leaning against the wall with his arms in his arms.

"Well, you are the patient's boyfriend, right?" The head nurse with a plump figure and a face full of flesh came out of the emergency room and said to Jiang Cheng.

"Hey, tell me nonsense and make you into a roast pig with five flowers." Jiang Cheng stood up and reminded with a blank face.

"Anyway, your love... No, your friend is out of danger and can be transferred to the general ward now." The head nurse exhorted, "Try not to insert it in the future... No, stimulate his anus. ."

"Hey, they said it's not that kind of relationship anymore!" Jiang Cheng's face suddenly burst into blue veins, and he shouted with white eyes, "He's just constipated! He's just constipated to the point of staying in the toilet for four hours. It has nothing to do with me! I just lent him the toilet!"

"Well, anyway, if he is constipated, remember to let him eat more bananas. Maybe lubricate it in advance..."

"Wait, what do you mean by lubricating in advance? What do you mean? In the end, do you still think that we are in that kind of relationship? Do you want to die? Fat woman? Ah? Do you want me to make roasted pork flowers and feed them to stray cats? Huh?"

…

At seven o'clock in the morning, it was already full of daylight, and Quan Zang, who was transferred to the ward, was lying on the hospital bed and wearing a hospital gown, and only woke up leisurely.

"Yo, it looks like I'm lucky, and I didn't die because of excessive blood loss." Jiang Cheng, who was sitting on a chair against the wall and was flipping through a jump book, said without raising his head.

"It's almost," Quan Zang hooked the corners of his mouth, "I saw my dead father beckoning to me across the river. If I didn't despise him too much, I'd probably have passed."

"Isn't it good in the past?" Jiang Cheng casually replied while looking at the jump in his hand, "You can reunite with your father. And this way of dying feels unexpectedly suitable for you, Constipation causes hemorrhoids to flare up, the pain is unbearable and the blood loss is too much to die, tsk tsk tsk, this is not the way of death for ordinary people, and only an elite ninja like you is worthy of it.”

"Indeed," Quanzo couldn't help laughing, "It sounds like a way to die that will be remembered for a lifetime, although it's not quite like a ninja's way of dying, but if it really arrives On the day when my life ends, I really hope that I end my life in this way."

"Really?" Jiang Cheng replied casually, still looking down at the jump in his hand, "If that's the case, I'll probably laugh out loud at the funeral. Is that okay? "

"That, please bear with me, because I'm afraid I can't help laughing with you. In the end, the funeral was ruined because I frightened the guests, but I would be very embarrassed."

"I'm sorry, I can't help but laugh. If you want to not laugh along, you have to not invite me, but I don't think it's possible, because the opportunity to laugh at you will last a lifetime. It's just that one time, I won't let it go so easily."

After speaking, Jiang Cheng threw the jump in his hand towards Quanzo, and stood up at the same time, "If you want to avoid embarrassing yourself, you can eat a few bananas by the bed every day. Also, that jump I haven't read the last page of , but remember to pay me back after reading it. Bye."

"What a strange person," Quanzo sat up, flipped the jump in his hand, and tickled the corners of his mouth lightly, "How can anyone lend a manga to others without reading the last page? It's the first time I've seen such a person."

Jiang Cheng didn't answer, but stood at the door of the ward and raised his hand slightly behind him as a response, and then started to leave without looking back.

…

A few days later, the House of Masters.

"The latest little uncle is so strange to Aru." Kagura sat cross-legged on the sofa with his hands closed and his eyes closed, with a slightly solemn expression.

"Isn't it because of the end of the scam again?" Xin Baji, who was wearing a hood and was cleaning with a vacuum cleaner, said without raising his head, "Explain beforehand, if you do that kind of thing a second time, you will It's annoying for readers, and there will be fewer and fewer readers."

"OTAKU is very strange," Yin Shi, who was lying on the sofa on the other side, said casually while flipping through the jump, "It's like New Eight, three hundred and sixty-five days a year, every day is New Eight. It's the same."

After listening, Xin Baji stopped the movement in his hand, pushed his glasses, and complained expressionlessly: "Hey, what is Xin Baji very Xin Baji? What exactly is Xin Baji? Is it an adjective? noun?"

"Calm down, Shinhachi." Kagura said, then nodded and explained to himself, "Nouns or adjectives have nothing to do with Aru, to give a simple example, it's like Silver sauce is all silver sauce Aru three hundred and sixty-five days a year."

"Oh! I get it!" Xin Ba Hao tapped with his hand, "It means that Yin Sang is a dead fish-eye natural roll with no energy for three hundred and sixty-five days a year, is that so?!"

"Hey, I'm taking your salary, the new Baji is a new one three hundred and sixty-five days a year." Yin Shi glanced at the new Baji lightly.

"If it is replaced by the new Baji, it is equivalent to the new Baji who is in estrus three hundred and sixty-five days a year, the disgusting virgin glasses Aru who loves fantasies!"

"Hey! What the **** do you take me for!" Shin Baha yelled angrily with white eyes and blue veins.

"But then again, my uncle is really weird, Aru."

"Don't ignore me!!"

"Baihua's sisters also said that my uncle has been a little abnormal recently, Aru," Kagura continued to take care of himself, "It was said that he was holding a chrysanthemum from the room in the middle of the night and it was still bleeding. The man went to the hospital, and when he went back during the day the next day, he became a little strange, Aru."

"That... I always felt like I heard something terrible," Shinbaha said silently, "Let me confirm again, is it really supporting a man who is still bleeding from the room?"

"Enough, Shinbaha." Gintoki sat up and folded his hands in a serious restraint, "Anyway, it's inconvenient for us to ask so many questions about this privacy orientation. Thinking, that guy Jiang Cheng is not only a cosmic man and a goddess, but now he is even a man..."

Before Yinshi finished speaking, he suddenly rolled his eyes and fell straight towards the table.

Looking at Gintoki, who was still twitching on the table, who was obviously unconscious, and the three-pointed Kunai on the back of Gintoki's head, the whole half of Shinbaha's face began to blur. Stop twitching.

"Yueyue!" Kagura shouted in surprise in the direction of the entrance.

"Ah." Yueyong held the cigarette stick in one hand and raised her hand in the other as a response.

"I'm going to make tea!" Shin Baha hurriedly walked towards the kitchen beside him.

"No, no, it's just a little thing that needs your help." Yue Yong said lightly, "I'll leave after speaking."

Hearing the sound, Kagura and Shinpachi looked at Yueyong with some doubts at the same time.

…

The next day, early in the morning.

Yoshihara.

"Hey, get up and patrol."

"Ah, Yueyue ah..." Jiang Cheng rubbed his eyes and yawned, but he never opened his eyes, "Let me sleep a little longer, yesterday's game was too late, and today it's fine. Let's have a day off...please ZZZ..."

"There is a very important celebration today, a celebration only once a year."

"I'm not interested..." Jiang Cheng turned to the side with the quilt on his back, and exclaimed again, "ZZZZ..."

Pfft! (sound of piercing in bitterness) 呲—(sound of blood spurting)

"Hey! What kind of celebration is this!" Jiang Cheng pulled off the kunai from his head, sat up and shouted angrily, "What kind of celebration will see blood in the early morning?!"

But just after he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng suddenly noticed something and looked at Yueyong, who was wearing a black cheongsam embroidered with maple leaves in the same style as the yukata before, "Hey? Yueyue, your clothes..."

"Jiang Cheng sama!" A group of Baihua members also wearing cheongsam pushed open the door of the room and walked in, "Today is CHINA clothing day! Hurry up and go on a date with us!"

"CHINA Clothing Day?" Jiang Cheng let out a puzzled sound.

"Didn't you say that you can drink casually on CHINA Clothing Day?" Gintoki, who was wearing a long gown similar to the original kimono, came over and stood at the gate of Jiangcheng with his little finger poking out his nostrils and staring at the dead fish's eyes. It made a sound like a rotten can of dead fish, "It's because of this that I came here wearing such shameful clothes."

Saying so, Gintoki's right side is still exposed.

"Little uncle! Get up quickly, Aru!" Kagura, who did not know when to come, pointed at Jiang Cheng with his umbrella, and shouted earnestly with one hand on his hip, "The festival has begun, Aru!"

"Jiang Chengsang, you're the only one left." Xin Baji, also wearing a blue and white gown, pointed to Sun Wheel, who was sitting in a wheelchair in a cheongsam, and Ah, who was wearing a CHINA uniform behind him. Miao, Qingta, Kubei, Captain Space Captain Fake Afa, Elizabeth, Little Monkey, Sogo and others.

"You..." Jiang Cheng opened his eyes unconsciously.

"I didn't read the last page either." Quan Zang in a blue gown leaned against the window, raised his hand and threw the jump at Jiang Cheng, "Although it's a pity that I can't see the ending, but it's annoying. The feeling of reverie is unexpected and not bad.”

"You..."

"Hurry up~IndoMTL.com~ Yueyong threw at Jiang Cheng the washed light blue gown that Jiang Cheng put into the cabinet after returning from the hospital.

"That...although I'm really touched, but...don't you think I'm embarrassed?" Jiang Cheng murmured while looking at the gown in his hand, "Are you going to watch me change?"

…

"Sister Jiang Hua, I tried the clothes, and although they fit well, I still like the clothes I'm used to wearing. But it's not bad to wear it once in a while. It's good to wear it once a year. Together. Attachment jpg."

The attached photo is a group photo of Jiang Cheng and his group at the cocktail party in the evening of [CHINA Clothing Day].

…

One day, Yoshihara.

"Little uncle, is your birthday on October 9, Aru?" Kagura asked.

"Ah, it should be." Jiang Cheng responded casually.

"Should?"

"I don't know the exact date, but I just happen to have a deep memory of that day."

"Why?"

"Because that day I met your mother and... a bald man."

(Jiang Cheng's birthday, end)

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