Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 5: :[Monster] and [Little Monster] and [Monster’s Son]

"Soga Soga, it turned out to be a blind [beep—] hacking." Gui said with his chin supported, and nodded at the same time.

"Shouldn't you be complaining at this time?! What a horrible name!" This time it was Takasugi's turn to complain about Katsura.

"I was just thinking, maybe the name has some other meaning." Gui looked up at Takasugi and explained.

"This kind of crappy name has a fart meaning. It's clearly that a certain author is good at word count! Just look at it and see if it's good!" Takasugi replied, but in the end he sighed, "Forget it."

"Strange power, extraordinary physical ability, coupled with your unruly swordsmanship, it's like a [little monster]." Gao Sugi looked at Jiang Cheng who was showing off the sword in his hand and said.

"It's not a [little monster], just a simple cosmic idiot." Yin Shi couldn't help but said.

"What did you say?! You silver-haired booger maniac!" Jiang Cheng grinned suddenly.

But this time, Gintoki did not continue arguing with Jiang Cheng, but looked at Takasugi and said, "But neither I nor this idiot ever took a copy from Songyang." /

"I see," Takasugi didn't seem to care at all, "I'm getting more and more curious about him."

"Whatever you want, but before you beat the two of us, you can't have a chance to challenge Songyang," Gintoki said and turned around, "That said, you can't either. Won mine."

"Speaking of which, does it really matter if you skip classes every day?" Jiang Cheng suddenly asked curiously.

"It doesn't matter if it's today, because today is the weekend..." After Gui finished speaking, Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi were stunned. Gui's words kept repeating in Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi's minds.

"Don't you know?" Gui continued.

Don't know? do you know? Do you know? ? Today is the weekend, the sky is the weekend, it is the weekend, the weekend, the end... Jiang Cheng's mind is full of these two sentences, "I just don't feel right! Why are there only two of us in the private school today!"

"You two are really a pair of idiots." Takasugi couldn't help but complain.

Then, all four of them laughed. Not mixed with anything else, just the purest laughter spread from the dojo to far, far places...

…

"Songyang," Jiang Cheng shouted, and Songyang, who was sitting in front of the door watching the setting sun, turned his head and showed his signature smile.

Jiang Cheng walked to Song Yang and sat down, "It's so beautiful~" Jiang Cheng also sighed while looking at the sunset in the distance.

"What about the sunrise?" Songyang asked.

"I don't know, but," Jiang Cheng said after a pause, "not only the sunrise and sunset every day, but every moment of every day, now I feel extremely beautiful."

"Looks like you've found the answer to [Life]." Songyang said with relief, and reached out and touched Jiang Cheng's head,

"Probably," Jiang Cheng lowered his head and touched his chest, "I really want to see someone or two people again, and now I want to show them."

"However, now I also have a new life that I want to try, and I have a partner. Maybe that's what she said about her family at that time. I began to feel reluctant and wanted to go on with you. So I I will wait until the future, one day in the future, I can stand in front of those two people and tell my life complacently. Because of them, my new life!"

"Have you grown to this level in less than two years? It's really incredible, maybe human beings are such incredible creatures," Song Yang said, turning his attention to the sun that was about to sink into the ground. "Then, you can continue to live according to your own will. Before you know it, you have grown into a disciple that makes me complacent."

After speaking, Songyang smiled, the setting sun hit Songyang's face, and this scene was also imprinted in Jiang Cheng's heart, forever...

…

"One copy!" Jiang Cheng shouted.

"Amazing!" A group of children immediately surrounded Takasugi.

"I can win that silver time!"

"Awesome you!"

"It's not worth your hard work!"

A group of children spoke at Takasugi.

"Don't...don't be familiar with each other." Takasugi couldn't help but panic, "Am I the same class as you?"

"Ah, isn't it?" Songyang's voice came from behind Takasugi at this time, "I thought you had joined me long ago. After all, you are very active in practicing swords every day... No, I'm here to kick the gym."

After Songyang finished speaking, all the children laughed at the same time, and Takasugi even showed some embarrassment and became shy.

"Hey! Where did you get the fun atmosphere!" Yin Shi on the ground couldn't help shouting, "That kid is here to kick the gym! The myth of the dojo's invincibility has been shattered! My [beep] ——] The membrane was punctured!"

"What undefeated myth, isn't there me?" Jiang Cheng couldn't help walking beside Yin Shi and leaned down, "In this way, I am the boss, Yin Shi."

"You can't hide the happiness on your face! You bastard!" Yin Shi looked at Jiang Cheng, who was gloating over his misfortune.

"What else is there between us and enemies, let's make rice **** together!" Gui, who arrived at some point, leaned down and patted Yinshi's other shoulder and said.

"When did you come here with the wig?! Why do you want to make rice **** at this time! Do you teleport?! Besides, who wants to eat your rice balls!"

"Oh, I want to eat braised pork." Jiang Cheng said at this time.

"It's not a wig, it's Gui! And where is there such a thing! And I didn't say it can be eaten! It's just pinching!" Gui replied.

"What kind of ritual is that!" Yin Shi complained.

"Ah, Private Marseille, I've already eaten it." Songyang's voice came over, and everyone looked over, only to see Songyang holding a rice ball that had already been bitten, with a few grains of rice sticking to the corner of his mouth.

"So fast!" After Gintoki finished speaking, everyone laughed. Even Takasugi, who was surrounded by the children, raised the corners of his mouth unconsciously, and laughed along with everyone.

…

"Yinshi, enough is enough, why is it the eighth time today?" Jiang Cheng couldn't help shouting when he looked at Yinshi who was defeated by Songyang again.

"It's not... it's not over yet," Yinshi gritted his teeth and got up again, "My sword hasn't been broken yet, let's fight again! Songyang!"

The ending was not what Jiang Cheng expected, and Yinshi still lost in the end. Even he has never won a copy in Songyang's hands, it's like a real monster.

After the fight, the three sat side by side in front of the door, watching the sunset in the distance. Songyang sat in the middle, Yin Shi and Jiang Cheng sat on either side of Songyang.

"What a pity, you two." Song Yang said.

"Teacher, what do you say is a pity?" Yin Shi asked with a bag full of heads.

"It's here." Songyang replied without hesitation.

"Where exactly?" Yin Shi answered instantly.

"Well, it's actually there." Songyang then replied.

"Songyang, what can I do to become as strong as you?" Yin Shi sighed and couldn't help but ask, "Before I met you, I never even lost a battle with an adult. A simple adult is not enough to describe it. You, you are a [giant]."

"Then I'm the [Little Giant]! Yinshi, let's play volleyball together!" Jiang Cheng interjected.

"If I knew, I shouldn't have lent you "Volleyball Boys"!"

"You're wrong, Yinshi, but I'm actually," Songyang looked at Yinshi, then paused and said, "I like Hanshin."

(ps: Japan has two baseball team names, one is Giants and the other is Hanshin.)

"Teacher, did you hear what I said? I mean I've never seen a monster like you! Enough for the two of you! One is baseball and the other is volleyball! What kind of obsession do you have with the ball! "

"Isn't it normal for men to be interested in the ball?" Jiang Cheng retorted.

"Who said it was that ball! Speaking of which, where did you learn so many dirty jokes!"

"You're the one who's full of [beep-], the ball I'm talking about isn't the ball you're referring to, bastard!" Jiang Cheng countered.

"Haha, the relationship between the two of you is really good." Song Yang couldn't help laughing at the two little dogs who were about to pinch again.

"Who has a good relationship with this guy/this kid!" The two said at the same time.

But Songyang didn't mind, and continued to say, "Monsters, little monsters, and the sons of monsters are the same in a sense, monsters are not human, and monsters' swords can't kill monsters. So, You two, don't imitate me again to become stronger~IndoMTL.com~ Of course, Jiang Cheng has done a good job in this. You should use your own swords, human swords, to make yourself better than me Stronger. I'm looking forward to the day..."

"Teacher, I don't want a son like Yin Shi." Jiang Cheng raised his hand and said.

"Who is your son! It's just a metaphor! Are you a white beard?!" Yin Shi couldn't help but complain, "You can't just listen to the first sentence of the teacher and not listen to the rest, right? Your expression is completely embarrassed! Can you listen carefully when the teacher speaks, you bastard!"

"What right can a guy who doesn't take classes for a few days a month say anything about me!" Jiang Cheng retorted without hesitation, and poked Yinshi's sore point again, "Even Xiao Gaojun has already defeated you~"

"You bastard!" His own shame was brought up, and Yinshi instantly exploded.

"Silver time," Jiang Cheng finally got serious, "Why do you want to become stronger?"

"What kind of problem is this," Yin Shi curled his lips, "Does it need a reason to become stronger? Of course..."

However, Yin Shi was stunned for the next second. The answer seemed to be in his mouth, but he couldn't say it anyway. Why? Gintoki suddenly didn't know how to answer.

"Are you too? Me too, why do you want to be stronger? What is the meaning of being stronger? I can't find the answer." Jiang Cheng said and looked at Songyang, "Teacher, can you answer this question? Why do we want to get stronger, why can't we help but want to get stronger?"

"Who knows? But there is only one point. If it is will that makes you stronger, then follow it and become stronger. In the future, perhaps your strength can become the basis for what you want to protect." Songyang Saying that, he placed both hands on Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi's heads at the same time, and rubbed their small heads.