Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 500: : Isn’t the year-end party just a group of people complaining to each other within a year?

"No, no, I...that..." The master of Xinghaifang quickly waved his hand and said, and then spread out the five fingers of his left hand to lightly touch his chest, and continued to pretend to be relaxed, "However, as you can see Arrived, this feeling of mine can easily make people suspect "Santa Claus? Is he pretending to be...""

"No, at this point, you don't have to maintain your character image, right? That beard is obviously glued on, right?" Yin Shi didn't give in at all, and then put his hands on his hips in a helpless look, "That , although I don't mind others copying me, but can you be a little more dedicated to your work, if you underestimate Santa Claus, you will be punished."

"No no no, haha... You are really joking~" Although a blue vein burst out on his face due to Yin Shi's words, the owner of Xinghai Fang tried his best to keep himself smiling, "It's you who are in the cottage and I am right. right?"

[What's the matter, this guy! 】The owner of Xinghaifang thought to himself, 【I don't mean to leave at all...】

"But now there are many people who are obviously in the cottage but didn't notice it." Although the blue veins appeared on Gintoki's face involuntarily, he still spoke casually like a normal person, "It's like Tezuka. The expression of comics created by the Great God is taken for granted by everyone."

[This uncle is unexpectedly difficult to deal with...] A drop of cold sweat oozes out of Gintoki's face involuntarily.

[What's the matter, this guy. Why are you so stubbornly refusing to quit until now! 】The master of Xinghaifang gritted his teeth in his heart and said, 【It's obviously just a fake! ]

"Do you listen to rock?" Xinghai Fangzhu once again launched an attack, "It can be said that the popular rock music in the world is the children of the Beatles. So in my opinion, you are no different from my children. ."

"What? As Santa, you actually listen to the Beatles?" Ginshi was surprised.

"Hey? What's wrong? Can't you? Then what are you listening to?"

"Of course Santa wants to listen to Enya, it's healing." Gintoki folded his arms as a matter of course.

【You can stop! Uncle! Anyway, you are also a fake, hurry up and go back to your hometown! 】 Yin Shi shouted in his heart.

"Hey, what about Enya," the owner of Xinghaifang quickly replied with a smile, "I also listen to Enya, that "Yeah~ Come on~ Ah~""

"That's not Enya but Ikariya." Gintoki put his hands in his pockets and corrected.

(Ikariya Nagasuke: Japanese comedian, captain of the comedy group "Drif".)

[It's weird, this man's defiant attitude...] Xinghai Fangzhu felt that the situation was getting worse.

"And it's Da Lang's, although it's almost rotten." Gintoki continued with a casual look, shrugging his shoulders and taking care of himself.

(Taro Yamashita: Japanese senior male singer.)

"It's outdated, now is the era of his wife Maria," the owner of Xinghai Fang replied with a pretense of ease, "the KFC song."

(Maria Takeuchi: Female singer, who has produced commercials for KFC.)

"Only Dalang and Hezheng are famous songs no matter what era." Yin Shi replied casually, and then thought angrily in his heart: "This uncle, no matter how he attacks, he can handle it!"

(Kazuma: Oda Kazuma, a well-known male singer.)

[This confidence...could he be...] Master Xinghaifang's expression gradually became solemn.

[Could he be...] Yin Shi was also a little panicked.

Immediately afterwards, the two of them widened their eyes at the same time, and several black lines appeared under the corners of their eyes. At the same time, they showed a constipated expression, and at the same time they thought to themselves: […is the real Santa Claus? ! ]

[If you say that, look at this guy now...] The master of Xinghaifang looked at the silver secretly, and then thought in his heart: [Although he looks lazy at first glance, his behavior and standing are all around a Root axis, his aura like a swordsman can't be ignored, he is obviously an old man with a gray beard, but he is so energetic, even his skin is like a young man in his twenties... This guy is really Is it human? ]

At the same time, Yin Shi was also looking at the master of Xinghai Fang silently, and at the same time thought: [I did meet a bad old man who claimed to be Santa Claus before, but that was just a bad old man who was not domineering at all That's it. But this guy is different. Although he does not have Santa's iconic white beard, the mustache, the completely different mustache under his nose, is unexpectedly realistic! Unwittingly, it makes people think that maybe Santa Claus has a mustache like this or something. It's like the feeling of betrayal when I saw Frieza-sama's final form, "actually the deity is surprisingly simple" and so on...]

The master of Xinghaifang suddenly realized something, [No, but...it's not...]

[No...no...] Yinshi also realized something at this time.

[I... I actually met the real Santa Claus at the most critical moment? ! 】 Both of them thought at the same time.

"Jiang Cheng sama, those two people have been standing for a long time," a Miss Baihua pointed to the two people in the yard and said to Jiang Cheng who was sitting beside Jiang Hua obediently, "No one can He didn't speak, he just stood motionless."

"Don't worry about that kind of thing, it probably won't affect us." Jiang Cheng replied casually, his eyes firmly locked on Jiang Hua.

"That's right, it doesn't affect us at all, ahaha..." Xin Ba Hao said with a smile, and then fished out a few chunks of fat beef from the hot pot in front of him and feasted on it.

"Yeah, it doesn't affect us at all!" Hasegawa drank a glass of wine again, and let out a very refreshing sound, "Hoo~ Today is really a Saigo~ It's really cool that you can drink wine casually~ "

"What a lively Christmas~" Hiran narrowed his eyes and smiled.

"This year's Christmas is the best Christmas, because I received the best Christmas present~" Kagura was still wanton in Jiang Hua's arms.

"You are Kagura-chan's mother," Ami said to Jiang Hua with a smile, "I didn't seem to see you when I came to Earth last time. I'm Shimura-chan, and I work with Kagura-chan at the Master's House. Shimura Shinpachi's older sister."

"Thanks to you for taking care of Kagura, thank you." Jiang Hua nodded lightly and smiled.

"No no no, Kagura-chan is usually very sensible." A Miao replied with a smile.

"Jiang Cheng sama, people also want the best Christmas present." One Miss Baihua said coquettishly.

"Yes, yes, we also want the best Christmas present." A group of Miss Baihua echoed.

"You don't need to learn from them." Yueyong glanced at the Baihua member who was slightly conspicuous among the Baihua members because of the same attire, but said lightly, " They are hopeless."

"Hi..." The Baihua member replied in a low voice.

"Where's the gift..." Jiang Cheng clenched his chin and thought for a while, then narrowed his eyes and revealed a nice smile, "I can't think of it, but do you want anything?"

"Of course I did soft things with Jiang Cheng sama!"

The members of Baihua said in unison, but then they hated each other.

"Well, can you mention some wishes that don't hurt your body as much as possible..." Jiang Cheng smiled awkwardly.

"Speaking of which, Jiang Chengjiang should be getting married at this age, right?"

At this time, Jiang Hua's seemingly plain words made the dozens of Baihua members present instantly quiet down.

【Chance! ]

"Ahaha, it's the first time I've been urged to get married." Jiang Cheng touched the back of his head and laughed a few times, "This kind of thing can't be rushed, Sister Jiang Hua."

"No, it seems that there are many women around Jiang Chengjiang..." Jiang Hua smiled, then glanced at Yueyong and the other Miss Baihua, "Do you like it? Yes If it happens, I can ask my sister to help you find it when you come to Earth this time."

"Anyone?" Jiang Cheng's expression became serious.

"Ah, anyone can, my sister will help you."

In an instant, all Miss Baihua swallowed a mouthful of saliva unconsciously.

"Then I'll say it..." Jiang Cheng cleared his throat, then showed tenderness on his face, and gently held Jiang Hua's hand, "Sister, leave that bald man..."

Before Jiang Cheng could finish speaking, a few kunai were already stuck in the back of Jiang Cheng's head, and the latter rolled his eyes and fell onto the table.

"Pay attention to ethics, you idiot." Yue Yong said coldly.

"What are you doing! Smelly woman!" Jiang Cheng pulled out the back of his head, Kuai, sat up and shouted with white eyes, "There are not many opportunities like this! And what does it mean to pay attention to ethics?!"

"Literally ~IndoMTL.com~ Yue Yong replied indifferently.

"Did you do something wrong? We are not siblings!"

As soon as Jiang Cheng said these words, all the Baihua members looked at Jiang Hua with less friendly eyes.

"Isn't it my sister and brother?" A Miao said in surprise, covering her mouth, "Even in "Three Years Group Z, Teacher Jiang Cheng", Kagura sauce called Uncle Jiang Chengsang. "

"The setting over there is an adopted child." Jiang Cheng hugged his hand and nodded and explained to himself, "The adopted child adopted by Sister Jiang Hua's parents as a child, after graduating from high school, went to study in Japan, and after graduating from university I became a teacher and stayed in Japan.”

"Huh? Is that so?" A Miao said in surprise.

"Well, that's it."

"Well, can we not talk about the setting of the next studio in the feature film..." Xin Ba Hao silently complained, "I always feel that something is wrong... It's embarrassing."

"Didn't you already say it's going to be a year-end party?" Jiang Cheng shrugged, "Then it's not a big deal to complain a little bit, right? Sprinkle the complaints accumulated over the past year with each other, then drink two drinks and forget all about it. Welcome to the new year, this is the true meaning of the year-end party!"

"That's right..." Hasegawa, who was already drunk, echoed inarticulately, "I'm drunk and forget all my troubles!"

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