Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 501: :No one knows what the real Santa looks like…

"That, Hasegawa-san, forget about your complaints. No matter how much you drink, you will be an unemployed next year. No matter how much you drink, the fact that you are unemployed this year will not change." Pushing his glasses, he made an expressionless rant.

"Hey! I finally forgot this fact!" Hasegawa shouted, pulling his neck, "Why do you want me to remember it!"

"No, even if you forget this kind of thing, it's useless..." Xin Baha twitched the corner of his mouth and replied.

"What about Xin Ba Ha? Is there anything you want to complain about?" Jiang Cheng asked again, and then curled his lips, "There must be some? After all, the boss is that kind of guy."

"That's right," Shinhachi sighed with some emotion, "after all, it's Gin-sang. If I complain about him, I feel like I can't finish it all night. It can be used as a snack. What~ ah ha ha ha..."

"Then do you want another meal?" Yueyong asked A Miao, pointing to Jiang Cheng who was on the side.

"Hey, what do you mean?" Jiang Cheng squinted his eyes and asked blankly, "Does it mean that you complain a lot about me on weekdays? Can you say it at the year-end party as a snack?" /

"You..." Yueyong's pupils involuntarily dilated, and she mumbled in disbelief, "You have self-knowledge..."

In an instant, a blue vein burst out on Jiang Cheng's face, still beating non-stop.

"What does that mean?" Jiang Cheng gritted his teeth, looked at Yueyong with a smile, and whispered bitterly, "Do you want to fight? A stinky woman!"

"Well, the two of you calm down a little bit, and don't quarrel on Christmas Eve." Xin Baha kindly persuaded.

"Cut!" Jiang Cheng cut his face with disdain, and then took out a small bundle of colorful coupons from his arms and handed it to Xin Baji, "Nuo, add a New Year's gift to your Christmas gift, and it will be New Year's Eve. It's more troublesome to send it again, but I'll give it to you all at once."

"That... Jiang Chengsang, what do you mean?" Xin Baha pushed the glasses on his face, "Can I think that you are insulting me? Can I think that you are underestimating me? I can think that you are in your heart. Is it because of the thought that "if I don't go to a store like Yoshihara, this child will be a virgin for the rest of my life"? "

"Well, yes." Jiang Cheng nodded.

"Hey! Stop joking!" Xin Baha grabbed the coupon in Jiang Cheng's hand, tore it into pieces without hesitation, and roared with big red eyes, "I don't need it. This kind of thing! I don't need it at all! Eighteen... no, I'll definitely say goodbye to my virginity before I'm twenty!"

"Then... what have you been talking about since just now?" Jiang Cheng looked at Xin Ba Haw with a puzzled expression, "Although I do think so in my heart, it doesn't matter what gift I gave you, right? That is that ah... ah... No, I forgot, anyway, it's the handshake ticket for the New Year's special event of the idol you like. Last time I went to buy a game, I got a lottery. There are 30 tickets. I I thought you'd like it..."

"Wh... what?!" Xin Ba Haw exclaimed in an instant, holding his head and collapsed, looking at the lottery ticket that he had just torn into pieces and the words "Attention! Damage is invalid!" written on the pieces. , once again collapsed and shouted, "It turned out to be... it turned out to be Atong Jiang's handshake ticket?! I... what have I done!!"

Having said that, Xin Ba Ha spit out a large mouthful of bruised blood and fell on the table with white eyes, his body still twitching from time to time.

Seeing the appearance of Xin Ba Ha, Jiang Cheng stretched his hand into his arms and kept groping for something.

"Yes! There is one left! New Baja!" Jiang Cheng took out a handshake ticket for Atongjiang, "The last one, Xin Baja!"

Hearing this, Xin Ba Hae revived instantly, sat up with tears in his eyes, and took the handshake ticket in Jiang Cheng's hand with trembling hands.

"Jiang Chengsang..." Xinba wiped away the tears that couldn't be stopped, and said sobbing: "I didn't expect to meet the real Santa Claus at Christmas, I'm really...Thank you so much."

"Please don't show that expression, it always feels disgusting..." Jiang Cheng turned his face away, muttered silently, then turned his head again, squinting his eyes and smiling, "However, seeing the children It's a good feeling to show a happy side when you receive a gift that you like. Maybe that's how the real Santa Claus is."

"Brother Jiang Cheng, where is my gift?" Qingta pointed to herself and asked in surprise, "I must have prepared it? I must have prepared my gift?!"

"Ah, ready." Jiang Cheng nodded, then reached into his arms and began to grope.

Qingta's expression became more and more joyful, and she looked at Jiang Cheng expectantly, but soon Qingta couldn't be happy anymore.

Looking at a hand-drawn greeting card that Jiang Chengqiang shoved in her hand like a primary school student, Qingta was silent for a long, long time.

"But I used two points... no, it took a long time to draw it! Just accept it with a grateful heart!" Jiang Cheng said with a smile.

"What kind of Christmas present is this!" Harita threw the card in her hand to the ground and cried out, "Is it just a hand-painted card?! It only took two minutes to draw the basic point. Are you using cards that you don't even have?!"

"Really, the little devil really doesn't understand contentment at all~" Jiang Cheng spread his hands and sighed, "We are very happy to receive such a greeting card when we were young."

"Bastard! I just completely forgot my Christmas present, right!" Ching Tai said angrily with white eyes.

"How is that possible~" Jiang Cheng waved his hand and replied casually, "I just think that the kind of boring things sold outside must be no better than this kind of hand-made greeting card, and the heart is completely different."

"Stop lying!"

"Calm down, Tai-Jun Qing." A Miao comforted her, "Actually, I also prepared your Christmas present. Although others dare not say it, I am quite confident compared to Jiang Chengsang's gift. What?"

"Really?!" Harita said in surprise, "Did you really prepare a Christmas present for me?! Sister A Miao!"

"Of course," A Miao squinted her eyes and smiled, then she reached out her hand and started to fumble, "After all, she is the only apprentice of Wuxinliu in Heaven, how could I forget something like Christmas gifts, with... "

Saying that, A Miao put a box of dark matter that was still exuding an ominous dark aura in Qingtai's hand, "Here, fresh eggs are baked~ specially for Qingtai-jun at night. What you do, no one else has it~ This is a treatment that only Qingtai-kun can enjoy~"

Looking at the dark matter in her hand, Qingta was silent for a long time before she pulled the corner of her mouth and revealed a somewhat unsightly smile, "Thank...Thank you."

Compared to the hilarity of Jiang Cheng in the house, the two people in the yard, Xinghai Fangzhu and Yin Shi, seemed very deserted. They didn't say a word for a few minutes, just stood opposite each other quietly. Because the two were too quiet, even Jiang Cheng and the others in the room had unknowingly forgotten their existence.

However, what is different from the external performance is that the two people's inner drama is so full that they can't hear the laughter of Jiang Cheng and others in the room at all...

【What to do! Hello! 】The face of the master of Xinghaifang has been completely black, the cold sweat on his face is constantly oozing out, and the muscles on his face can't stop twitching, 【Is it better to apologize? It's been nearly ten minutes! Is he angry? How to do? ! ]

[It's impossible to apologize now...] Yin Shi with the same expression thought to himself, "I'll definitely make a fool of myself in public! ]

[It's like imitating the Four Heavenly Kings while leisurely imitating Mori Jin to sing "Mother", but a deity of Mori Jin suddenly appeared from behind! 】The master of Xinghaifang was apprehensive.

[Don't! Absolutely not! 】 Yin Shi was in a bad mood, and he said in a frenzy: 【I definitely don't want to expose that ugly face in front of them! ]

【What should we do? ! 】The owner of Xinghaifang thought with sweat on his face, 【What should we do with imitations? ! answer me! Four Heavenly Kings! ]

[Facing the deity who put his arms around my shoulders from behind with the expression "It's a good imitation", what should we do to not be ugly! Four Heavenly Kings! 】 Yin Shi, who was also full of sweat, thought frantically in his heart.

[Tell us! Four Heavenly Kings! 】The two of them collapsed at the same time.

After about three seconds, Master Xinghai Fang and Yinshi thought of the answer at the same time.

The two of them simultaneously took a step forward and threw their fists towards each other with all their strength. Master Xinghai Fang's fist hit Yin Shi's lower abdomen, while Yin Shi's fist hit the left face of Xing Hai Fang Master.

[Down with the deity and make yourself the deity! ]

Both of them thought of this answer!

After receiving this blow, Master Xinghai Fang and Yinshi simultaneously let out a scream of "Ouch!" and flew backwards several meters away at the same time!

Boom! ×2

Yinshi directly knocked down a tree with a thick bowl~IndoMTL.com~ and the owner of Xinghaifang smashed the stone tablet in front of the pond.

At the same time, Jiang Cheng and others in the room were also alarmed by the noise they made just now, and stopped their movements at the same time, turned their heads and looked out.

"Hey, what did you just tell them?" Yueyong glanced at Jiang Cheng and asked.

"Just let the two of them leave..." Jiang Cheng replied casually, "I gave them two ten thousand yuan."

Just now, Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something, "That's right! It's the 10,000 yuan! Could it be that they fought because of the 10,000 yuan?! I clearly said that the two of them should be divided equally. Let's go!"

"You should have divided the two in advance!" Xin Baha complained, "The possibility of a fight between the two is very high in this situation!"

"No way! I've run out of change!" Jiang Cheng retorted in a low voice.

At this time, Yin Shi and Xinghai Fangzhu each spat out a mouthful of blood.

[Santa Claus really didn't cover it! 】 Yin Shi clutched his chest and thought out of breath, 【It doesn't look like a fat old man who only works on Christmas Eve! ]

[Even if he is an old man, he can actually take a blow from my Master of Xinghaifang...] The Master of Xinghaifang wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, raised his head and looked at the opposite Yinshi with a solemn expression, 【Is this the real strength of Santa Claus? ! ]

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