Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 502: :In the end, Christmas is a Western festival…

[But... it doesn't matter if it's real or fake...] Xinghai Fangzhu and Yinshi thought at the same time, and at the same time slowly got up, and then charged towards each other with their fists raised at the same time.

【Santa Claus...it's me! ! 】×2

Two very soft pops! sounded simultaneously.

"Hey, that's it for now." Jiang Cheng stood between the two of them, with his arms crossed in front of his chest, and his hands were open to block the fists of Xinghaifang Master and Yinshi respectively.

But what everyone didn't notice was that behind Jiang Cheng was standing in the shadows under the wall. He seemed to have just jumped off the wall. Time and Xinghai Fangzhu's such a... Santa Claus.

【Nani! 】The master of Xinghaifang was startled, 【This stinky brat can block my full blow so easily? ! Growth... This can't be considered growth, is it? Can it really grow to this level in just 20 years? ! What kind of monster! ]

【What are you doing to make trouble at this time? ! 】 Yin Shi slandered in his heart, 【I will kill him soon and become the real Santa Claus! ]

"That, I'm really sorry." Jiang Cheng loosened their fists, touched the back of his head and laughed a little embarrassedly, then reached into his arms again, took out his wallet, and took it out with a painful face 10,000 yuan was stuffed into the hands of Xinghai Fangzhu, "I want you to fight for this kind of boring thing, okay, now everyone has it, and it's fair for everyone to be 10,000 yuan. Everyone is happy now. !”

Looking at the 10,000 yuan banknotes in his hand, the owner of Xinghai Fang was stunned for a long time and did not recover.

【Does this idiot think we're fighting over such a boring thing? ! 】 Yin Shi thought to himself with black lines all over his head.

【Can you take a look at the atmosphere, atmosphere! 】 After the owner of Xinghai Fang put the money in his trousers pocket, he gritted his teeth and thought bitterly, 【No matter how you look at this situation, it is impossible to fight for that kind of boring thing! ]

【It hurts! what's up? these two guys. 】Jiang Cheng thought to himself, 【The arm is about to be broken, these two guys are definitely not ordinary people! But... I didn't expect such a guy to fight for such a boring thing... But that's fine. If the two have 10,000 yuan, they shouldn't fight again, in order to make them happy The Christmas party continues. In order to let Kagura-chan and Sister Jiang Hua have a happy Christmas Eve, this is the only way to use this method. Although it hurts a bit, it is the only way to do it! ]

"That..." Xinghaifang said with a haha, "Actually..."

"I'll tell the truth, can you two take a look at the atmosphere?" Jiang Cheng sighed helplessly, interrupting Xinghai Fangzhu's words, and then pointed to a group of people in the room, "You two It really spoiled the atmosphere of our Christmas party here. It was a very pleasant Christmas party, but you were calling around in the yard. We were really distressed. We didn’t know you were volunteers of that volunteer team, but enough is enough. , we really don't need this kind of show. Let's go..."

"Hey? Are you happy? Is the atmosphere very pleasant?" Ginto asked, looking at everyone in the room pretending to be puzzled, and then pointed at himself calmly, "Since it's a Christmas Eve party Isn't it obvious that something is missing?"

"That's right, it's obviously missing something." The owner of Xinghaifang quickly echoed, and similarly pointed to himself calmly, "Ahem, it's very important, very important, and decisive. Without that, it wouldn't look like a Christmas Eve party, it would just look like an ordinary party."

"Huh?" Jiang Cheng looked at the room and let out a puzzled sound, then he folded his chest with one hand, and pinched his chin with the other, and began to think, "Indeed, there are indeed fewer words to express Christmas Eve. The object of the atmosphere, what is it..."

"Yes, yes! Did you find it too? Idiot!" Gintoki hurriedly took over, "Yes, there is indeed one thing missing, and it is inappropriate to say it is an object, it is a creature! It wouldn't be like a Christmas Eve party at all!"

"Well, I did find out..." Jiang Cheng nodded, but then reacted, turning his head to look at Yin Shi, "Wait, did you just say an idiot? Absolutely. Did you just say that I'm an idiot?"

"No, no, absolutely not." Yin Shi hurriedly shook his head and defended, "Let's talk about the topic just now, about what your Christmas Eve party is missing, haven't you noticed?"

"Cough!" The master of Xinghaifang coughed twice again and glanced at Jiang Cheng, "Have you noticed it? If you look closely at the yard, you will definitely find out what your party lacks!"

"Oh!" Jiang Chengduan tapped his palm, "I see! What's missing!"

"Looks like I finally remembered it..." Xinghai Fangzhu shook his head and chuckled, then pointed to himself again, "Sa, then hurry up and invite "that guy" to your party , With "that guy" your Christmas party is complete! "

"But you have to keep your eyes open, "that guy" is also a fake," Gintoki glanced at the master of Xinghai Fang, then coughed twice and pointed to himself without any expression. "Look carefully before making a decision! "

"That's right, you have to make a good decision! Your Excellency Jiang Cheng!" Kubei's voice suddenly came from behind everyone, "That guy who should be invited to that kind of happy party" "Which one is..."

"From the same volunteer group as you?" Jiang Cheng pointed to the nine soldiers in Santa Claus costume and asked Yinshi and Xinghaifang in front of him.

"No, that should be Xiaojiu, right? It's clearly Xiaojiu, right?" A Miao said while looking at the nine soldiers in the yard, then smiled and waved at the nine soldiers, "Come in quickly, Xiao Jiu, I just said why I can't contact you, come in and have a party with everyone."

"It's not Xiao Jiu, it's Santa Claus!" Kubei corrected.

"I see, it's Lord Jiubingwei," Jiang Cheng took a closer look at Jiubingwei's face, then smiled and said, "But then again, I deliberately dressed like this to attend the party. What? It's hard work, Jiubingwei... No, I can't call you monarch in this dress now, it should be Miss Jiubingwei. Come in quickly, Miss Jiubingwei, the party really needs a lot of people to be lively."

"Your Excellency Jiang Cheng, I hope you can treat me as a real Santa Claus and invite you to your party. Tonight, I don't want to be that Kubei, just an ordinary Santa Claus!"

"Do you like this tone?" Jiang Cheng let out a puzzled sound, then shrugged and said casually, "Whatever you want, that old man of nine...whatever, hurry in..."

"Wait!" Xinghai Fangzhu and Yinshi interrupted Jiang Cheng's words at the same time and put their hands on Jiang Cheng's shoulders at the same time.

"Didn't I just tell you to think about it?" Yin Shi had blue veins on his forehead, half of his face twitched, resisting his anger and reminded, "Why did you make a decision so easily? "

"You kid did it on purpose?" The blue veins on Xinghai Fang's forehead were still beating constantly, and he whispered bitterly, "It was definitely intentional, right? That kind of guy is clearly not Santa Claus. Right? Why are you inviting that kind of guy to the Christmas Eve party so casually?"

"No, because this guy is an acquaintance, what's wrong with inviting acquaintances to the party?" Jiang Cheng looked confused, then patted off the two's hands and smiled gratefully, "But then again Thanks a lot to both of you too, thanks to you two I can think of what is missing at today's party."

"Hey, don't give me such a refreshing smile, I just feel even more angry, bastard..." Gintoki's expression gradually became warmer.

"Give me a second thought before making a decision, you bastard!" The owner of Xinghaifang looked at Jiang Cheng with a kind expression on his face.

"Well, it really doesn't count as a Christmas Eve party without a turkey~ I really thank you two for making me think about this~" Jiang Cheng said with some emotion, then turned his head to the side of Miss Baihua and said with a smile , "Can I ask you to buy some turkeys if you can?"

"Hey! I'll go right away!" In an instant, a few fast-eyed Miss Baihua responded and rushed out in the direction of the door.

"It's not at all!!" Xinghai Fangzhu and Yin Shi raised their legs at the same time and kicked Jiang Cheng out.

"Why do you think of that kind of thing! It's not right at all!" The owner of Xinghai Fang pointed at Jiang Chengbai and shouted, "What the **** is going on with your head? Why do you think it's Christmas if you have turkeys? It's the festival!"

"Because..." Jiang Cheng got up from the ground and looked at the two of them and replied seriously~IndoMTL.com~ When watching American TV dramas, the most indispensable thing on Christmas Eve is turkey..."

"Hey, do you think this is a small theater for American dramas?!" Yin Shi said with white eyes, "Take your barren brain cells and think about it! Why can't you see things that are clear at a glance?! "

"Oh! I thought of it!" Jiang Cheng tapped his palm with his fist again, "Sure enough, only turkey is not enough! That's it! Only with that can it be called Christmas!"

"Looks like I finally noticed." Jiubingwei chuckled.

"Thank you, you guys!" Jiang Cheng said gratefully to the three of them, then turned his head and said to everyone in the room, "That, mince pie..."

“It’s not right!!”×3

Xinghai Fangzhu, Yinshi and Jiubingwei roared with white eyes at the same time, and kicked Jiang Cheng at the same time.

Boom!

Jiang Cheng, who was kicked by three people, fell heavily to the ground...