Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 504: :How to convey your thoughts? Just shout it out in your loud voice…

"Huh?" The owner of Xinghai Fang was stunned for a second, and then quickly said with a smile, "No no no, it's strange, Christmas Eve really needs Santa Claus, no matter how you look at your party, you lack one. The real Santa who can bring children's dreams, ahahaha..."

"Indeed, there is really a lack of a Santa Claus who brings happiness to Miss A Miao!" Kondo took over, "Please think about it again! Yoshihara's!"

"The real Santa who brings happiness to Miss A Miao is me!" Kubei shouted seriously.

"To Yinsang..."

The little ape wearing a female Santa Claus costume who climbed out of the pond at some point, just opened his mouth, but was kicked out by Ginshi again.

"That..." Jiang Cheng sighed helplessly, and then simply confronted the people in front of him, "I said, we really don't need that kind of thing, the real Santa Claus? No, not at all. Yes. If it's the real Santa, wouldn't there be a lot of kids who need you tonight? Why are you just struggling here? Are you negligent? Those kids who are still waiting for presents will Sad."

"No, I just need to be Miss A Miao's Santa Claus alone!" Kubei and Kondo said at the same time.

"Are you two idiots?" Jiang Cheng looked at the two of them with a strange expression, "Speaking of which, how can you, a stalker who is so obvious at a glance, have the nerve to say that you are Santa Claus? Besides, why do you have to be persistent? And incarnate as Santa? If you don't become Santa, without Christmas, can't you express your heart? If you can't express your heart without the excuse of Santa and Christmas, then There is no need to express, I am serious."

"You can just convey the message you want to convey at any time, there is no need to wait for some boring Christmas, and there is no need to wear clothes that look funny at all, there is no need at all! Whatever! Whenever you want to communicate, communicate it! If you have to stick to this seemingly unnecessary method of conveying your intentions, your intentions will never be conveyed to the person who wants her to understand her intentions! You guys Do you really not understand at all?"

"But..." Jiubingwei raised his hand to defend, but Jiang Cheng didn't give her the chance.

"Do you want to say something subtle or something special?" Jiang Cheng curled his lips and continued, "The former is just a reason for you to be embarrassed to speak, and the latter is almost the same, anyway. It's all an excuse made by myself. To be honest, Jiubingwei-kun, I'm a little disappointed with you. I told you before, right? If you like it, say you like it, and if you hate it, say you hate it. Understand?"

"I get it! Yoshihara's!" Kondo, who had taken off the Santa Claus on his body at some point, said solemnly, "There is no need to be obsessed with Christmas and any Santa Claus! Or, Every day can be Christmas and Santa! Now, I finally understand!"

"That... If you don't understand, let's talk about it later..." Jiang Cheng looked at the whole fruit, and Kondo, who was wearing a mosaic in some parts, silently complained, "I just want to know if it has something to do with you, the whole fruit? Why? In an instant, only Mosaic is left?"

"Showing sincerity requires wholeheartedness!" Kondo replied solemnly, and then showed gratitude, "Thank you, Yoshihara. It's you who made me understand, Christmas? Santa? No! It's not necessary. Love must be boldly spoken!"

"Tell you how big you are!!" A Miao roared with a white eye and kicked him with a flying kick, and directly kicked Kondo into the pond beside him, "What dirty things did you show us! Are we going to be disgusted to death?!"

"That, Your Excellency Jiang Cheng, I also understand." Jiubingwei nodded, "Although I don't quite understand it, I feel like I understand. That means I will be 365 days a year from now on. You have to wear this costume, right?"

"Ah, yes." Jiang Cheng replied expressionlessly, squinting Doudou's eyes, "You can wear this dress three hundred and sixty-five days a year to be a mascot in the mall. You understand. What a ghost! Why can you come to such a conclusion? Or is it that you can't express your feelings without wearing this dress? Are you this type? In other words, what does this dress mean to you? Ah? Courage? Can you increase your Courage?"

"That, Your Excellency Jiang Cheng, I don't know why after you said this, I felt that this dress suddenly gave me some kind of enhancement..." After speaking, Jiubingwei's expression became serious. "Could it be that this is the Golden Saint..."

"No!" Jiang Chengbai shouted angrily, "Why did it become a golden holy garment! At best, it's just a dirty red cotton-padded coat stained with the smell of old age! Don't talk about Athens after wearing it. Na, the red cotton-padded coat that even children over twelve years old would despise!"

"No! That's not it! It's the holy clothes that have been stained with my [beep-] blood that was [beeped] by Yinsang!" The little ape who came to Jiang Cheng again at some unknown time shouted loudly 's defense.

As soon as the little monkey finished speaking, he was once again sent into the pond by Yinshi's unpretentious kick.

"That...even if what you said makes sense, there is only one real Santa Claus!" Yinshi said again, then glanced at the owner of Xinghaifang, "I...it's him! Let's deal with this problem first. It's better to be clear? If we don't figure it out, we may not be able to leave the stage easily..."

【Oops! The worst situation in the world! These guys don't care about Santa at all! 】Gintoki gritted his teeth in his heart and said, 【Even a real Santa would feel embarrassed in this situation, right? Don't tell me I'm a fake! Does this not mean that my waiting this afternoon was like a joke? do not want! I don't want to be that kind of joke! What about leaving in despair? What about just leaving in a daze? no! At such a time, even if you leave in a daze! Still a joke! What will the real Santa do at this time? What will it do! ! tell me! Real Santa! ]

"Say... that's true." The owner of Xinghai Fang smiled awkwardly, "We won't leave easily if we don't understand this matter..."

【Oops! Really bad! The situation has become so serious that I, the owner of Xinghaifang, feel particularly troublesome! 】The Master of Xinghaifang thought to himself, 【Is it better to leave the venue at this time? After being said that, even the real Santa Claus would leave the stage in despair, right? ]

While thinking about it, the master of Xinghaifang glanced at Yinshi beside him, [Hey! Santa Claus! Can you bear this insult? ! Enough is enough! Hurry up and leave! Get out now! If you don't leave, I can't just leave! What a shame! Although the exit method of those three is a bit strange, it is already the best way to exit! There is no doubt that the three of them no longer need to worry about this kind of thing! Even if it is natural to participate in the party, you can! The important thing is me and you! ]

【Please! Hurry up and leave! It doesn't matter what the reason is! Anyway, please! Leave me first! 】 Yin Shi and Xinghai Fangzhu thought at the same time.

"The real Santa Claus?" Jiang Cheng pinched his chin and looked at Yinshi and Xinghai Fangzhu in front of him, "Although I don't know why you have to choose such a boring thing, but if you really care that much, I It does help, and I happen to know how to choose the real Santa."

【Huh? ! Does this idiot know that way? ! 】 Yin Shi was shocked.

【No, no! Does this **** really know how to identify the real Santa? ! 】 Xinghai Fangzhu was surprised in his heart.

"That... shouldn't it? You don't look like someone who can think of that method." Cold sweat started to trickle down Gintoki's face.

"Say... that's right, you don't look like someone who has mastered that method, ahahaha..." The Master of Xinghaifang twitched the corners of his mouth and said a little embarrassedly.

【No! no! This guy is indeed an idiot, but even if there is only a 1% chance, he can't use his method to choose! 】 Yin Shi thought in his heart.

【In this case, it doesn't matter whether you choose the real Santa Claus or not! The most important thing is to find a reason to leave! This is the most important! If you stay here any longer, it will be bad! It's going to be like the party is unpleasant because of Santa Claus! do not want! I don't want to become that kind of existence that destroys the atmosphere! 】The owner of Xinghaifang thought to himself.

"Maybe my brain is not that smart, but I'm still very confident about how to identify the real Santa Claus," Jiang Cheng nodded, then folded his hands and continued solemnly, "Just one question. That's it, real and fake Santa can tell instantly."

"Hey! Does Jiang Cheng-sang have such skills?" Xin Ba Hao on the side was surprised, "Can you really tell the real Santa Claus with just one question?"

"Ah, yes." Jiang Cheng nodded.

"That kind of thing doesn't matter, it doesn't matter if it's true or false, Aru." Kagura waved his hand impatiently.

"No, the two of them seem to be very concerned." Jiang Cheng pointed to Yin Shi and explained to the master of Xinghai Fang, "and I also think it is better to distinguish them clearly, otherwise they will still fight even if they leave. Well, I'm going to start asking, the question is actually very simple."

【Don't! I don't want to hear it at all! If you can't answer at this time, it's too bad! Will definitely be considered a thief! 】 Yin Shi's entire face was completely black.

【No way! Never let him ask! If you can't answer it, then there will be no face left today! 】Xinghaifang Master lowered his head and thought to himself with a black face.

"The problem is..."

At this moment, Gintoki and Xinghai Fangzhu thought of a certain method at the same time, and simultaneously raised their fists towards Jiang Cheng's lower abdomen.

【Isn’t it okay to keep him from asking questions! ! 】The two thought to themselves at the same time.

"Wow!" Jiang Cheng spit out a mouthful of blood, then fell to his knees and slowly fell to the ground.

"Ahahaha, it seems that today is really not the right time. I didn't need Santa Claus, so I left first. There are still many children waiting for me today! Everyone, MerryChristmas! Ahahahaha! "

Speaking, Master Xinghai Fang waved to everyone in the room, turned around and strode away.

"The elk parking space outside the door seems to be running out of time, and it's time to pay the fine if you park for a while, so don't bother everyone. Everyone, MerryChristmas! Ahahahaha..."

Speaking, Gintoki also turned around and strode towards the door.

After the two left, Jiang Chengcai slowly got up from the ground, wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, and raised the corner of his mouth slightly.

"Jiang Cheng sama! Are you alright?!" A group of Miss Baihua hurriedly asked forward.

"Well, it's alright." Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and smiled softly, then turned and walked towards the door, "Well, there are a few things. If the party is concerned, let's play first, and I'll be back in a while."

……

When Jiang Cheng came out of the door, he saw Xinghai Fangzhu and Yinshi, who were squatting on the ground against the wall and fell into depression.

"Hey, the party is about to start, how long are you going to stay here?" Jiang Cheng said casually to the two of them, "Just waiting for the two of you, one less person for today's party. It's not too much fun~ I'm sorry to you guys, but can you give me the throne of Kagura's exclusive Santa Claus? Just today is enough. Gintoki...and, bald man."

After listening, Yin Shi and Xinghai Fangzhu raised their heads at the same time and looked at Jiang Cheng in disbelief.

"It's not Yin Shi, it's Santa Gui! Then it's not the bald man, it's the Yili Elk!" Gui's voice suddenly came from the side.

Looking at Gui and Elizabeth, who were also cosplaying Santa Claus and Elk on the other side, Jiang Cheng's eyes twitched involuntarily.

After taking a deep breath, Jiang Chengcai finally shouted out that sentence.

"Why is there one here too!!"

……

“MerryChristmas!”×n

Kagura: "Hey! You natto girl! What are you adding to the hot pot, Aru! Do you want to die, Aru?!"

Little Ape: "Yin Sang! Natto hot pot specially prepared for you, open your mouth, come, ah-"

Kondo: "Miss Ah Miao~IndoMTL.com~ Marry me for my happiness!!"

A Miao: "You gorilla will die for me!!"

Kubeiwei: "My exclusive Princess A Miao, please accept the one-year Haagen-Dazs specially prepared for you today!"

Bald: "You bastard, stay away from my wife! It's too close! My husband can do things like picking vegetables!"

Jiang Cheng: "You bald man should get away! No, it's better to die! Die now!"

"Yahahahie, it's become like normal again without knowing it~" Looking at the rioting crowd, Xin Baha smiled and complained, then looked at Gui who was beside him, "Speaking of which, Gui Sang , how long are you going to play this role?"

"It's not Gui, it's Santa Claus!"

……

Tonight at Shimura Dojo, the hilarity of the party didn't end until the early morning...