Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 505: : Being urged to marry by family members may be the common trouble of modern young people…

Yoshihara, a certain daytime, a certain otaku room.

"That..." Jiang Cheng looked at Jiang Hua, who was sitting quietly beside him, with a cold sweat, and twitched the corners of his mouth awkwardly, "Sister Jiang Hua, is there any place you want to go? At the end of the year, Edo It’s still very lively, I can take you there if you have it, and of course, Kagura-chan and that bald guy. So… can you stop looking at me like that?”

"Jiang Chengjiang, elder sister is serious." Jiang Hua shook his head gently, "You are too old, if you can't see your normal love and marriage, elder sister probably won't be relieved. A normal human being must have a family. I don’t want to go anywhere during my stay on Earth, I just want to see that you can have a normal relationship with the right girl, get married, and have children.”

"It's too difficult for a week! Let's not talk about love and marriage, it's too difficult to have children!" Jiang Cheng said frantically, "Forgive me!"

"My lord! I have completed everything according to your instructions!" The owner of Xinghai Fang jumped in from the window with a stack of registration forms, "I have all the information about all the girls of the right age near Edo who are to be married. !”

"Mummy! All the women my uncle knows have already notified Alu!" Kagura shouted to Jiang Hua as he pushed open the door.

【Are these people serious? ! 】Jiang Cheng looked at Kagura and Xinghaifang who were standing beside Jiang Hua and thought to himself, "Hey, hey, I'm the benefactor who reunites your family on earth, right? Is it really good to take revenge for kindness? ! ]

【Great! This kid can't refuse Jiang Hua's request at all! spread! Just find me an earth girl and marry me! 】The master of Xinghaifang whispered in his heart, 【In this way, Jiang Hua no longer has to worry about this kid's coveting! That's it! Get the **** out of me... go on a blind date! ]

"I don't want to... blind date ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?"

"It's useless, little uncle, I've already notified Aru." Kagura reminded with a blank expression, "As long as everyone you know agrees with Aru, time The location has been made clear, Aru."

"Hey, what do you mean by a woman I know?" Jiang Cheng complained with a look of contempt, "Why do you run errands for such a meaningless thing? By the way, who did you go to notify? No, you don't have to answer, anyway I will never participate! Absolutely!"

"Marriage is actually not as complicated as you think," the owner of Xinghai Fang said with a kind-hearted look, "Although there will be a little discomfort at the beginning, but as long as you have experienced a few times of your wife's You will get used to it after being beaten..."

As soon as he finished speaking, Jiang Hua gave an uppercut and punched the master of Xinghai Fang to the ceiling.

After hanging on the ceiling, the voice of the master of Xinghaifang sounded again, "Look...it's similar to this feeling, I'm used to it."

【This bald man! 】Jiang Cheng thought bitterly, 【It was definitely intentional! In order to keep me away from Sister Ganghwa, I deliberately made that appearance! Asshole! ]

"Anyway, I will supervise the whole process of tomorrow's blind date." Jiang Hua picked up the thick pile of information collected by the owner of Xinghaifang, "If you are not satisfied with all of them, my sister will choose the best from these materials today. girl, let you have a second round of blind dates. Before I go back, there will be a round of blind dates waiting for you every day. I believe that you will meet a very good girl.”

【Hell! Why am I facing this hell! 】Jiang Cheng thought with a broken heart, 【Don't! Absolutely not! Why do I want a blind date? ! Why does such a good man like me need blind date to find a marriage partner! underestimate me? Are you underestimating me? ! ]

"Little uncle, give it up, Mommy is a serious Aru." Kagura reminded blankly, "Even if you say nothing, Aru, you can honestly participate in the blind date. Say To be honest, after deducting your face, your own conditions are already below the average level. Not only is it a game OTAKU that does not work, but you don’t even have an education, but your uncle who has not even finished ordinary private schools is now in all kinds of famous brands. Men who graduated from college are not competitive at all, and to be honest, if there is a woman who is willing to marry a scumbag like you, OTAKU, I think her head is broken.”

"Hey, isn't this a bit too much?" Jiang Cheng complained with a look of contempt.

……

The next day, in the morning.

In a restaurant on the street of Edo, Jiang Cheng, who was compulsively pulled over by Jiang Hua to participate in a blind date, sat on a certain booth, twitched the corners of his mouth, and looked at the person sitting opposite him holding his hand with a black line all over his head. Disdainful little ape.

Looking at the red button in front of him, Jiang Cheng raised his hand and pressed it without hesitation.

"Is it finally over? Having a blind date with such a disgusting game OTAKU is really a shame of my life." Xiao Yuan pushed his glasses and chuckled.

"Ah, this is each other." Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes and said with a smile, "Don't worry, I will also remember it as a lifetime of shame."

"Don't talk about this, where is Yin Sang?!" Xiao Yuan's expression suddenly became excited, he stood up and asked Jiang Cheng excitedly, "Is it my turn after the disgusting otaku is over? Yin-sang?! Ah~ I’m so excited! I can finally have a blind date with Yin-sang! Hey! Hurry up and tell me! Where is Yin-sang?!”

Looking at Jiang Hua sitting between Xinghai Fangzhu and Kagura on the deck next to him, Jiang Cheng abruptly stopped the urge to smash the little monkey in front of him with a fist.

"The blind date of Yinshi is at the cafe at No. 56, No. 18 Street, Duwang Town." Jiang Cheng resisted his anger, squinting his eyes and smiling back.

"Gin-sang, I'm here!!" While shouting, Little Ape ran out.

"Isn't this really good, Aru? I thought I could get along with my uncle," Kagura sighed, spreading his hands, "after all, one is S and the other is M."

"Let's not talk about anything else, the smell of natto alone is a little unbearable." The owner of Xinghaifang nodded and analyzed, "I don't think it's a problem to eliminate this one, don't you think? Jiang Hua ."

【Where are you from? ! 】Jiang Cheng complained wildly in his heart, 【Speaking of which, what are you guys here for? ! ]

"Well." Jiang Hua crossed Erlang's legs and made a serious mark on the first sheet of the thick document in his hand, "Nutrition is very important, if you only eat natto after marriage, yes Jiang Chengjiang's body is a hidden danger."

【Sister, are you only concerned about this insignificant aspect? ! 】Jiang Cheng complained wildly in his heart, 【Although it is true that I also hate natto, no matter how you look at it, it is not that kind of indifferent reason! What should be denied is all of that natto girl! ]

"Mommy, can I call the next one in, Aru?" Kagura asked Jiang Hua who was beside him.

"Yes." Jiang Hua nodded lightly, then lowered his head and looked at the information of the second blind date seriously.

"Okay, the next one please come in." Kagura shouted in the direction of the door.

[Is it really a draft venue? ! 】Jiang Cheng's whole person is not good, but this is not the end. After seeing the very fashionable A Miao walking slowly, the whole person is even worse. 【There is really a blind date as a talent show The people are here! What are you here for? ! ]

"Hello, teachers, it's the first time we meet, I'm Shimura Miao, please take care of me." A Miao came to Jiang Hua and the others, smiled and bowed to the three.

"Jiang Hua, this girl is very polite. I think there is a possibility of advancing to the next round. You can mark it for inspection first." The owner of Xinghaifang, who suddenly changed into a dark suit, crossed his arms for support. With his chin down, he said to Jiang Hua who was beside him.

【Hello! Give me enough time! asshole! 】 Jiang Cheng said madly in his heart.

"No, it's too early to make a decision now, Aru." Kagura, who also didn't know when to change into a fuchsia professional suit, pushed the glasses that didn't exist on his face, and then crossed his hands to support his chin , looked at A Miao in front of him and said solemnly, "Let's make a decision after seeing this girl's performance."

【You also give me enough time! 】 Jiang Cheng's fist clenched.

"I will do my best! Teacher!" A Miao replied seriously.

【What are you doing here! This really isn't a talent show! You went to the wrong set! 】 Jiang Cheng said madly in his heart.

"Well, let's get started." Jiang Hua let out a breath of smoke and nodded lightly.

"My name is Shimura Miao, just call me A Miao." A Miao sat down in the seat opposite Jiang Cheng~IndoMTL.com~ and introduced herself very politely, "My specialty is cooking, Especially when it comes to egg dishes."

"Ah, don't be so troublesome, this is not a draft venue." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said helplessly, then raised his hand to press the red button in front of him.

But this time, Jiang Cheng didn't get his wish. A steel fork directly nailed Jiang Cheng's hand to the table.

"What do you mean? Miss Ben took her precious time to participate in this kind of boring blind date, and ended up pressing the elimination button without saying a word?" A Miaopi said with a smile, "Do you want to die? You scum OTAKU..."

"That..." Jiang Cheng pulled out the steel fork in his hand, and explained with sweat on his face, "That... I just think it's true that a girl as good as Miss A Miao came to participate in a blind date with someone like me. It's a waste of my talent, I want to press the button urgently because of this consideration."

"Roar~" A Miao instantly opened her eyes and smiled, "I didn't expect Jiang Chengsang to be a little self-aware~"

【Fire! 】Jiang Cheng's forehead suddenly burst into a blue vein, 【What happened to this woman? Why is it so frustrating? ]