Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 508: :The family we are talking about is actually performing their respective duties and guarding the same 1…
"You..."
"Yueyue, do me a little favor." With that said, Jiang Cheng turned his head and smiled at Yueyong, "A favor that will allow Sister Jiang Hua to leave the earth with confidence this time."
"What are you busy..."
Before Yueyong finished speaking, Jiang Cheng stood up instantly and came to Yueyong. A wall knocked Yueyong to the door.
"Yueyue, I... finally realized my feelings." Jiang Cheng showed tenderness on his face.
"You...what are you talking about..." Yueyong's face instantly turned red, "I..."
"Indeed, I'm a useless person, but even so, I want to say it, I don't want to bear it anymore." Jiang Cheng's face showed a look of unbearable, "I've been sorry for so long, maybe it's For being too close, let me ignore you. But...now, now..."
"That..." Yue Yong's eyes had unknowingly transformed into mosquito coils and kept spinning, "Suddenly... why are you suddenly saying this... I... I..."
"So...is it enough?" Jiang Cheng's voice was unusually soft, "There is no need to say so much between us...the more than 500 chapters we have experienced together have made me understand, what is in my heart? How much I care about your business. Now, can you give me an answer!"
"I...I..."
Seeing Yueyong's incoherent appearance in front of him, Jiang Cheng secretly hooked the corners of his mouth, while thinking to himself: [Yes, Yueyue! With your acting skills, Jiang Hua, who is standing at the window, is absolutely indistinguishable! As expected of Yueyue, she was able to enter the play so quickly. ]
That's right, Jiang Hua was standing outside Jiang Cheng's window at this time. It should be said that when he found Jiang Hua standing at the window, Jiang Cheng just got up and ran straight towards Yueyong.
"Other things...maybe not enough..." Yueyong lowered her head and said in a low voice, "But...hand...just holding hands is fine, let's start with holding hands..."
【Perfect! This acting is perfect! I knew Yueyue you absolutely can do it! Even I was about to be deceived by you! sharp! It's amazing, Moon Moon! 】 Jiang Cheng was greatly appreciated.
"If it's just holding hands... I'm a little dissatisfied," Jiang Cheng leaned closer, a wicked smile on the corner of his mouth, "Can you do something deeper than holding hands?"
"No..."
"Really not?" Jiang Cheng continued, while out of the corner of his eye he glanced at the window behind him, [Enough is enough! Sister Jiang Hua! Is this enough already? This kind of acting explosion can't last long! Yueyue's body has already begun to tremble! I'm holding back my laughter, I can't help it anymore! I beg you! It can already be done! ]
"Also...it's not impossible..." Yueyong's mosquito-like voice sounded, "but...we have to get used to holding hands first. I've never been through that kind of thing, so...so..."
"Don't worry, I will teach you everything." Jiang Cheng smirked, "I believe you... no, your body will remember it soon."
Pfft! In an instant, Yueyong's face was like a steam engine, and began to make a puff, and white smoke began to emerge from Yueyong's head.
"You...you want to be...warm...tender...a little..."
As soon as Yueyong finished speaking, Jiang Hua outside the window took a pen and drew a circle on the only Yueyong data sheet left in his hand, then turned and left.
Feeling Jiang Hua's departure, Jiang Chengcai finally let go of his hand and breathed a sigh of relief. He said to Yueyong gratefully, "Thank you, Yueyue, for cooperating with me for so long."
After listening, the expression on Yueyong's face changed instantly.
"But then again, your acting skills are really good." Jiang Cheng praised, "You can actually cooperate with me in an instant. That kind of reaction looks exactly the same as the real one. But then again, as expected The leader of Baihua was able to notice Sister Jiang Hua in an instant. To be honest, I noticed that Sister Jiang Hua was coming because of the shadow of the window."
Speaking, Jiang Cheng stretched out his right hand, and then said with some happiness, "But it's really a close call. Fortunately, the lines have been copied to his hand in advance, otherwise there is a real possibility that it won't go on. Finally, thank you, month and month."
Yue Yong lowered her head, hummed and laughed softly, and then instantly took out a few Kuwu from her arms and threw them straight at Jiang Cheng's head.
"Wash the inside!!"
"Ah-!!"
Outside the window, on the roof, Jiang Hua, who was smoking a cigarette, raised the corner of his mouth softly as he heard the noise coming from the room.
"Mommy, that's why I've already said Aru," Kagura on the side said with a blank expression, squinting Doudou's eyes, "Uncle is just a fool who doesn't understand women's hearts, Aru. Even if No matter how much love experience you have, you're just a fool."
"However, even if he's an idiot, there are good girls by his side." Jiang Hua said softly, "I can rest assured in this way. Originally, I thought one would be enough, and one to watch. The person who came out of that child's pain was enough. But, now it seems, it's not just one..."
"Pain?" Kagura puzzled.
"No, nothing..." Jiang Hua shook his head gently.
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In the evening, it was an hour before Jiang Hua left.
In a small izakaya on the streets of Edo.
"What's wrong with your head...?" Looking at Jiang Cheng, who had several layers of bandages wrapped around his head, the master of Xinghaifang said, "Isn't it the age of hair loss? Is it disguised in this way?"
"No, it's just the consequence of too realistic acting." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and responded casually, then took out a small glass bottle from his arms and placed it in front of the master of Xinghaifang. The glass bottle was full It's a colorful little pill similar to melissa.
"Don't hold back any longer, even if you are known as the number one alien hunter in the universe, your body can't bear to stay in that place for a long time, no need to refute, I can see that if your physical condition is If it were an ordinary person, he would have died countless times long ago. Use this, something that was accidentally created that can make you live for a few more years. One pill can…”
Without waiting for Jiang Cheng to finish speaking, the master of Xinghaifang directly unscrewed the cap and swallowed all the pills in the bottle.
"Bastard! Can you listen to what people have to say! You bald man!" Jiang Cheng scolded angrily with his eyes bursting with blue veins, "One capsule a month is enough! Why don't you just listen to what people have to say? I swallowed it in my stomach!"
"Oh! My body has become very relaxed!" The master of Xinghai Fang moved his body and said to himself, "The dark wounds over the years have been completely healed! Is this the fairy bean of Immortal Kalin? It's amazing."
"Really..." Jiang Cheng shook his head lightly, and smiled helplessly, "I really don't understand your family, and all their heads are Saiyans like Kakarot. ."
"I... thank you very much," the owner of Xinghai Fang poured himself a glass of white wine and said slowly, "but to be honest, I'm a little jealous. I can't do anything with my wife, I just wait for others to go. Save her. This feeling of powerlessness is the shame of my life as the owner of Xinghaifang. It should be like this..."
"Everyone has something that only they can do," Jiang Cheng took the wine bottle handed over by the master of Xinghaifang, and poured himself a glass of wine, "To be honest, I really want to change it with you. It would be nice to have me by her side."
"I haven't reached the point where I can't even hear the kid's lies." The master of Xinghaifang raised his head and drank half a glass of wine, "Don't think of me as that kind of dementia guy."
"You have things that only you can do, and I also have things that only I can do." Jiang Cheng said softly, "So, don't feel embarrassed or anything, the only thing that can stay by her side is You. Haven't you given up a lot too? The title of the No. 1 hunter in the universe, didn't you give up a long time ago in order to stay by Sister Jiang Hua's side? Being able to give up your job and choose your family is already an excellent one. husband.”
"I don't want to be praised by the unmarried brat." The owner of Xinghai Fang sneered softly.
"To be honest, I don't really want to praise a bald guy like you." Jiang Cheng chuckled, "If you want me to find an advantage in you, I feel like I can't think of it if I don't become bald."
"So... where is it?"
"You don't need to worry about that kind of thing," Jiang Cheng replied casually, "but I can tell you that it's only the last step. The key technology of the bionic core hasn't been broken, but it's almost there..."
"Is it really possible? Turn Jianghua into a human kind of thing..."
"Am I not an example?" Jiang Cheng glanced at the master of Xinghaifang, "You don't need to ask more about that kind of thing. If the master of Xinghaifang now goes out to do things related to Altana, he will definitely Caught the attention of those guys. Now...it's not time yet. You can just stay by your wife's side at ease."
"From what you said, I feel as if I can't do anything but stay by my wife's side." The owner of Xinghaifang sighed softly.
"No, there are still things I can do." Jiang Cheng took out a communicator from his arms, "It's not my father's responsibility to talk to my adolescent daughter about all kinds of troubles of youth. ?"
"This is..."
"Ah, I saw that stinky boy last time, but that stinky boy doesn't seem to need it. It's a waste to leave it like this."
"What a reliable brother-in-law, ah ha ha ha!"
"Hey, pulling my hair will really kill you..."
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Edo terminal, the owner of Xinghaifang was carrying a package several times larger than himself, standing beside Jiang Hua and waving goodbye to everyone.
"Kagura~IndoMTL.com~Sister Jiang Hua, there is actually a gift for you," Jiang Cheng took out two brand new mobile phones from his body and handed them to the two, "Version 2.0 The communicator not only retains the original text message function, but also adds communication functions and video calling functions.”
"It's hard work, Jiang Chengjiang." Jiang Hua raised his hand and gently rubbed Jiang Cheng's hair.
"Oh hoo! Thank you, little uncle!" Kagura cheered as she took the phone.
"Hey, what do you mean?" The blue veins on Xinghaifang's face kept beating, and he gritted his teeth: "What is version 2.0? Compared to version 2.0, isn't the original version a bit too inferior? I'll just say why. You would kindly give me that convenient communicator, is there a better one? Hey, explain it to me, bastard!"
"Goodbye, Daddy, Mommy~" Unlike last time, Kagura's face did not show much sadness this time.
"Goodbye, Baldy, Sister Jiang Hua." Jiang Cheng waved at the two of them.
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