Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 509: : Write the New Year’s card for me with a brush!

One day in January, Yoshihara, in Jiang Cheng's room.

"Ah, it's so troublesome..." Jiang Cheng lay on the table with a look of hopelessness, "Why do humans have to spend such a troublesome month as the first month? Can't we change it to eleven months? Can't the month start?"

"No matter how much you complain, you still have to read and reply to these New Year cards one by one." Qingtai reminded kindly.

Looking at the four high and four-stacked New Year cards on the table, Jiang Cheng hugged his head and shouted frantically, "Ah! Why do you have to send such troublesome things! Obviously group texting is so convenient now! Obviously, just write a random New Year's greetings group and send it out! Why do you have to be obsessed with this troublesome way! Are you an idiot?! Are all of you idiots?! What do you say Happy New Year, where does the New Year come from? Ah?! This work is originally the Conch Miss mode, and the age will never grow!"

"Hey—? Is that so?" Qing Tai deliberately dragged a long tone, squinting Doudou's eyes and spit out expressionlessly, "You are the happiest New Year's Eve this year, right? With your own My sister's family reunited on Earth, went to karaoke on New Year's Eve together, went to shrines together, etc. Can I ask you to recall your expression in those days, and you can still say it when you see that expression. Do you want to talk?"

"I just can't understand it!" Jiang Cheng cried out in dismay, "Why do you insist on sending New Year's cards? You don't need such a thing at all! Just keep this blessing in your heart! You can feel it! Everyone can feel it! Search! That's right! That's it, so there is no need to read these greeting cards at all. I already understand everyone's thoughts! I also believe that everyone can understand the same. My heart!"

"I know your size!" Ching Tai raised her face and tugged at her neck, "Anyway, don't complain, just write back to me! You **** OTAKU! Obviously I'm willing to replace Sister Yueyong. I've helped you, why are you still complaining so much?"

"Cut!" Jiang Cheng propped his cheek with one hand, turned his face away and spat heavily towards one side.

"But then again, what happened to you and Sister Yueyong?" Qingtai asked casually while lowering her head to write a reply, "I always feel that something is wrong with the two of you since the New Year. Whether it's dinner time Or at other times, the two of them didn't even talk."

"Ghost knows," Jiang Cheng said casually, waving his hand, "it should be said that there is no one day right for that woman three hundred and sixty-five days a year."

"I really don't understand you two~"

"Shut up the little brat who doesn't know anything!"

"Bang!" Qingtai turned her face away and spat softly, and then pushed a stack of New Year cards in front of Jiang Cheng, "Anyway, hurry up, you must finish writing them all today."

So, an hour later...

"Ha..." Jiang Cheng leaned on the table with a brush in his hand and sighed heavily, "I feel like I can't finish writing it no matter what, it's so troublesome... It feels like a day just to write "Happy New Year" Time is not enough... By the way, why do you write so vigorously? Why are you so happy? Is it because you usually have too few scenes that you want to write about your current situation in it? "

"It's not... it's not!" Harita hurriedly put away the New Year's card that looked like a diary in her hand.

"Where's the dojo?" Jiang Cheng asked again, "Don't you want to go to the dojo during the holidays?"

"Today, Sister A Miao and Brother Xin Baji said they don't need to go," Qingta waved her hand back quickly, "because they have to write greeting cards at home."

"Really, paying so much tuition, at least give me a little more serious teaching..." Jiang Cheng muttered unhappily, "What's going on? That kind of half-baked dojo."

Just after finishing speaking, Jiang Cheng suddenly caught a glimpse of something out of the corner of his eye, and instantly took out the New Year's card in front of Qingta.

"Hey, what's the matter? Are you still going to give him this kind of greeting card?" Jiang Cheng asked blankly.

"Think at least politely congratulate me." Harita scratched the back of her head and laughed awkwardly.

"It's definitely not to show off or anything else, just to let me know by the way that this year's Taiga drama... Shinsengumi Toshizo Hijikata, the deputy leader of the new election team, will appear - Shizuo Hijikata."

"Congratulations! It's all about showing off! Drink a carload of mayonnaise and the calories will explode!" Jiang Cheng scolded and smashed the New Year's card in his hand.

(ps: In the 2021 Dahe drama "Rush to the Blue Sky", Keita Machida will play the supporting role of Hijikata Toshizo.)

"Okita-san also sent it." Harita said holding up the New Year's card.

"So Wu? I thought he wouldn't send this kind of thing with that kind of personality." With that said, Jiang Cheng took the New Year's card in Qingta's hand, turned to the back and glanced at it.

"The Shinsengumi (the Shinsengumi) also came out with the hitchhiker of the earthwork."

"Isn't it over yet?!" Jiang Cheng tore the greeting card in his hand to shreds again, "Give me enough, bastards!"

"That, Brother Jiang Cheng, it's useless." Qingta pointed to the dozens of greeting cards laid out on the table and said, "All of them were sent by them."

"That, Qingta," Jiang Cheng's forehead twitched with blue veins, but even so, he managed to hold back his anger and squinted his eyes with a smile on his face, "that group of guys will use 'that group of guys' to talk to each other in the future. What do you think of "one of those guys" in your place? Their names no longer need to appear in this work! Totally unnecessary! "

"Then "one of those guys" sent some different New Year's cards from those. "Speaking, Qingta handed Jiang Cheng a greeting card.

Looking at the greeting card with "Red Bean Bread" written all over his hand and the black resentment emanating between the lines, Jiang Cheng was silent for a long time, then he kneaded it into a ball and threw it forcefully towards the window.

"Brother Jiang Cheng, it's useless, "one of those guys" also sent a lot of the same. " Harita pointed to dozens of New Year's cards with the same content on the table and reminded.

"Then take them all and throw them away!" Jiang Chengbai roared, "What happened to that virginity? Although I heard that a virgin who is over thirty years old can be a full-time magician, but this is no ordinary A magician, right?! This is a dark magician, right! There is an incredible dark aura between the lines!"

"That, Brother Jiang Cheng..." Qingtai reminded in a low voice, "It seems that you just promoted "a member of that group of guys" again..."

"Ah! It's terrible!" Jiang Cheng finally reacted. He covered his mouth quickly, and continued muttering, "I accidentally complained..."

(Kita Machida, who played the three-year-old Hijikata in this year's Dahe drama, also starred in last year's romantic comedy "I'm still a virgin at 30, it seems that I will become a magician", and won the 106th Japanese Drama Academy Award for this drama Best Supporting Actor Award.)

"Well, Sakamoto-san also sent it." Harita said, holding a card.

"Huh? Chenma?" Jiang Cheng took the card from Qingta's hand, "To be honest, it's been a long time since I saw him appear, and his scene in the Christmas chapter has also been cut, I'm still very impressed. Thank him for going to that planet to pick up Sister Jiang Hua, there is no way, let him play once this time."

"Supporting role? What is that? Ten years ago, the big river drama "Ryoma" was the main character! Your level is too low!"

(2010, Dahe drama "Dragon Horse")

"Who did you send this to?!" Jiang Cheng tore the greeting card in his hand to shreds in an instant, "How many years ago did this happen?! Is it alright?! The old account from ten years ago is going to be turned over! Don't show up again! From today onwards, you will be "an idiot captain in another group of guys"! The real name will never appear again! "

"That, Jiang Cheng-ge, "the vice-captain of the other group of guys" has also been sent. "

"Huh? That woman?"

"It's useless to tear it apart."

In an instant, the expression on Jiang Cheng's face froze.

""Another group of guys" were also sent. " Harita said, pointing to the dozens of cards spread out on the table.

Looking at the alternate greeting cards with the same content as the first two, Jiang Cheng instantly had the urge to flip the table, "Bastard! From now on, all of them will be "one of those guys"! Stop trying to use your real name! Absolutely impossible! "

"Brother Jiang Cheng!" Qingtai suddenly found something and stared at the greeting card in her hand, "Ghost... Ghost Soldiers have also sent it!"

"Gao Zai? Gao Zai and the others have more scenes than "the other group of guys", right? "Jiang Cheng said casually, and at the same time took the New Year's card from Qingta's hand, "It must be some kind of middle school and literary words, right? That guy still cherishes his character. "

"Ten years ago, the Great River Raiders (Ghost Soldiers) also made an appearance—all members of the Ghost Soldiers."

"Are you so nostalgic too?!" Jiang Cheng scolded angrily with his blue veins bursting, "Or do these **** just want to play?! No way! I will never play you again. By the way, didn't you just make cameo appearances at Inosuke-kun next door?! That's enough! Honestly, it's enough for all the staff to be nurses and nurses!"

"Gui Sang also sent it!" Qing Tai exclaimed.

"A wig? Just throw it away." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said casually, "You don't need to look at that kind of thing at all~IndoMTL.com~ Throw it in the trash."

"That..." Inosuke-kun is actually a good boy. I also appeared on Inosuke-kun's side. There are two whole chapters of personal specials, hehe~ Then, in fact, I have been waiting under the window...". "

"Hey, you are tall!" Jiang Cheng rushed to the window in an instant, and when he opened the window, he kicked Gui, who was squatting outside the window, and flew into the street, "Give me death!"

"It's useless, he also sent a lot." Qingta pointed to a pile of greeting cards sent by Gui on the table, or should be said to be a reminder.

"Sure enough, the stubborn character is Your Excellency Kubei?"

"Sure enough, with Your Excellency Kubei, you don't need me anymore?"

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"Who is Lord Nine? My substitute?"

"Hey! That last sentence is really disgusting!"

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