Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 510: :The real Shura field is terrible!

"Hey, please spare me, these **** are just playing with me." Jiang Changchang sighed and said with a bit of love, "If this is the case, I would rather see OOO and OOO and OOO's birth report."

"That, Jiang Cheng, who is OOO, OOO and OOO?"

"Hey? Don't you know?" Jiang Cheng asked back with a puzzled face, "It's the friend of the author of the street, in reality, the author of the street attended four weddings last October, and three of them were born last month. child."

"That...is there some problem with the timing? Why do you get married in October and have a child in June of the next year..." Qingtai complained expressionlessly.

"Who knows~" Jiang Cheng said casually, waving his hand, and then showing a very disdainful look, "Che, no matter who said, "Ah~ I really don't feel it, and I became a parent without knowing it. ~I don’t know if I can play the role of a father (mother) well, ah, I’m so nervous~”, disgusting! If you're worried about being a bad parent, just put an OOO on me! By the time you got married, you were already pregnant! It's all about being a parent and getting married! Why can you say such things in a chat group at such a time? Big fire! It's so hot! The child's full moon wine doesn't want to go at all! Say, give me my money back! Give me back the gift money from the wedding! "

"That..." After Qing Tai was silent for a long time, she silently complained, "Who are you...?"

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"That, Brother Jiang Cheng, someone sent a marriage report!" Qingtai looked at the New Year's card in her hand and said in surprise.

After listening, Jiang Cheng casually glanced at the greeting card in Qingta's hand, only to see Yin Shi, who was wearing a suit and a strong body, and a little ape, who was wearing a wedding dress and hugging a bouquet of roses, hugging in the church. door.

"I'm married, Amy~ I'm really sorry for taking the lead~ Thank you for the blind date venue specified by the game OTAKU~"

"It seems that this letter needs to be answered carefully," Jiang Cheng said, and Jiang Cheng picked up the pen and started writing on the blank greeting card in front of him.

"I wish the two of you a good relationship for a hundred years and love each other. I want to be lingering like natto all my life, and I will smell each other forever. - Jiang Cheng."

"That... Brother Jiang Cheng, is this a marriage scam?" Qingta murmured while looking at the greeting card in her hand, "Is there another person under Yinsang's neck? It's just using unskilled PS software. Is it from PS?"

"Qing Tai, you won't understand," Jiang Cheng held up his hands, shook his head, closed his eyes and said in a deep voice, "Girls, when taking pictures, you will definitely retouch them, whether they are ugly or beautiful. She only cares about retouching pictures for herself, and doesn't care about others. The final result is that only she looks outstanding, and the rest look like they live in other worlds. For example, in this photo, It looks like I live in another world."

"So it is!" Qingta nodded madly, and then picked up a card again, "Then, does this one Jiang Cheng also live in another world?"

"The three of them are living happily together every day, and it feels like they will ascend to heaven two more times~ Mr. Jiang Cheng, please don't pity us! - Waidoumaru, Kuzuha (ps: Please come to the end after attending the wedding) Wild family to receive our shrine)"

The attached picture is a cutout of Jiang Cheng's avatar, but below the neck is a certain girl in Onmyoji's costume, and the side is Wai Dao Maru and Ge Ye.

"Kill them! This time I will definitely kill them!" Jiang Cheng grabbed the postcard in Qingta's hand and tore it to pieces, "What are you doing without permission! This time, I'll let them go as soon as I send it. Two Ascension!"

As soon as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, two unknown objects wrapped in quilts with excited faces flew in from outside the window.

"Lord Jiang Cheng! Come on! I'll wait for your words!" Ge Ye shouted excitedly, there seemed to be no clothes under his neck... "I have fox ears and fox tails! Men's words will definitely I like it very much! Lord Jiang Cheng, don't pity me! Come on!"

"Hurry up! I can't wait! Gao Tianyuan... I'm here!" Saidomaru, who also had an excited face, shouted excitedly.

"Wash the inside!!"

At the same time as he shouted, Jiang Cheng's white eyes and blue veins burst, and the two of them, together with the bedding, were kicked out of the window with force.

"That, Brother Jiang Cheng," Qingta on the side reminded blankly with a thick stack of New Year cards, "It's useless, they sent a lot."

"Hey—! You should stop joking! It's too unnatural! It's that disgusting girl-controller with your head down!"

"It seems that there are congratulatory cards sent." Qingta said expressionlessly, holding up a few cards.

"Hey? When is the wedding coming? Why didn't you tell me? By the way, have you read the last page of the jump? Remember to lend it to me after you've finished reading it. - Full Collection."

"As expected of Mr. Jiang Cheng, happy wedding. - All members of the Ghost Bing Team. (ps: Ever since I found out that Mr. Jiang Cheng got married, Mr. Jin Zhu seems to be a little lost, and has been unhappy for several days - Wan Zhai )”

"Well, the beautiful officer of Oupaixing seems to be very interested in your wedding, Jiang Chengjun, and will bring the entire planet's fleet to earth to congratulate you, so I will take them to earth by the way. Now, don't worry, I will be able to catch up with the wedding, ah ha ha ha. - Tatsuma Sakamoto."

"As expected of you, ahahaha! But it's not as good as me! Not only did Christ and I remarry, we even have children! It looks like Seimei! - Doman"

The picture on Doman's greeting card shows a family of three holding a child, but the faces have been replaced by Doman, Yuno and Seimei.

"Hey! What the **** did these guys do!" Jiang Cheng was in a bad mood, but then he suddenly discovered something, "Hey...wait, wait, wait! The **** this greeting card is on control. Wasn't his head cut from that card?! Did you write it together while you were together?! Is the relationship between the two families so good now?! By the way, where did my body go? Where is my body?!"

"Here..." Harita said, pointing to a card.

"I can give you the head, but can I leave the body for me? Those who practice surgery can use it. --A certain number one plastic surgeon in the universe."

The picture shows Jiang Cheng's body.

"It seems that Yaoyan has spread all over the place." Qingta looked at the countless greeting cards spread out on the table, "Not only the earth, but also the universe... It seems that things are getting more and more troublesome..."

"Hehe..." Jiang Cheng twitched the corners of his mouth, with a badly played expression, "The earth is about to end, let's all die together...hehe...hehe..."

"Even the "gorilla of that group" was sent. "Qingta murmured, looking at a card on the table.

"Happy newlyweds! It would be great if our children could go to school together. Look, he looks like Shinhachi-kun, right? Speaking of my apprentice, it seems that the method taught by your master has been used proficiently. , the master is very relieved."

The picture also shows a couple holding a child, but the three have been replaced by Shin Baha, A Miao, and Kondo.

"I wish your family of three to be happy forever in hell..." Jiang Cheng mechanically raised his pen and wrote on the greeting card, with only the broken Honkai smile left on his face, "No, it's everyone together. Happy forever in hell...hehe..."

"Calm down! Brother Jiang Cheng!" Qingta hurriedly shook Jiang Cheng's shoulders, "This kind of misunderstanding is just a misunderstanding, it can definitely be solved! It's enough to solve the misunderstanding one by one! The earth is still Time!"

"Hehe, yes, there is still time on Earth, but...I've run out of time..." Jiang Cheng turned his head and looked at the huge muzzle of the black hole that protruded from the window at some point and several guns protruding from the side. The bright scalpel, "Qingta, run if you can stand up, they won't even be affected by children... Haha, goodbye, my life..."

Seeing the bad situation, Harita turned her head and stood up and ran out.

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In an open space in Yoshihara, Jiang Cheng, who was tied tightly, was stuffed into a large cannon muzzle, facing the sky at a 90-degree angle.

There are three women standing next to the cannon, one is a woman in a green military uniform and cap, with an explosive figure, with long drifting blue hair, a cold expression, and a woman holding a cigarette bag in one hand.

The other is wearing a white coat with a white shirt with an unbuttoned neck that is stretched out, has long red hair, is lighting a lady's cigarette, and has a tear mole under the corner of his right eye , a woman with the same cold expression.

As for the last one, it was Yueyong who held a cigarette stick and had an indifferent expression.

"That... long time no see, you two." Jiang Cheng said to the two women in front of him with sweat on his face.

The girl in military uniform just glanced at Jiang Cheng coldly, and then raised her hand and hooked her finger to the subordinate in charge of the cannon.

"Earth's New Year... Sure enough, you still need some fireworks, don't you think? A scumbag owes a debt to her ex-boyfriend..." The man in the white coat breathed out a cigarette and said indifferently.

"That! Yueyue! Help me!" Jiang Cheng hurriedly turned his head to ask Yueyue for help, "please! Help me——!!"

"You'd better die soon..." Yue Yong's eyes were extremely cold.

"Hey! Sakamoto! What have you done?!" Jiang Cheng roared at Sakamoto, who was beside him with white eyes~IndoMTL.com~ ah ha ha ha, it has nothing to do with me, it's just business. "Sakamoto, who was standing in front of the members of the fast support team, scratched his head and laughed, "Speaking of which, should you invite today's drink? "

Looking at the ignited lead, Jiang Cheng raised his head and shouted in a broken voice, "Don't-!!"

However, no one paid him any attention.

After a loud bang, Jiang Chenghe... ascended to heaven.

Watching the huge fireworks explode in the sky and listening to Jiang Cheng's screams from the sky, the faces of the three women showed a bit of pleasure at the same time.

"Close the team!" The woman in military uniform turned around and shouted without looking back, very neat.

"Goodbye by fate." The woman in the white coat glanced at Yueyong, and after saying this casually, she turned around and left.

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