Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 512: :Just shout it out for me! !
In the afternoon, Jiang Cheng, who didn't eat lunch, was sitting in a dumpling shop on Yoshihara Street, the table in front of him was full of chocolates.
Jiang Cheng didn't know how many cups of tea he had drank before he ate half of the chocolate.
Besides, Harita looked at the chocolate on the table in front of Jiang Cheng with a face of loss or frustration. She wanted to say something but didn't know what to say.
"It's really a convenient body, no matter how much you eat, you won't get fat." Sun Wheel looked at Jiang Cheng and sighed.
"Of course it is!" Jiang Cheng said vaguely while chewing the chocolate in his hands, "I've turned the food into energy and consumed it well! Well, please come again. cup of tea."
"Hey, here we come." The lady in charge of the dumpling shop came over with a cup of tea and put it on the table.
"Oh, thank you." Jiang Cheng took the teacup and gulped it down.
"But then again, all the chocolates are made by myself." Hiron continued, "I don't have any from the store."
"Is there any difference?" Jiang Cheng, who was about to take a break, asked suspiciously, "Is there any difference between the chocolates you buy in the store and the ones you make yourself?"
"Of course," Sun Wheel nodded affirmatively, "the chocolate you make yourself must contain more thought than the one you can buy with money. It seems that you are really in Yoshihara. It's welcome."
"Ahahaha, in fact, I knew the fact that I was a very good man before." Jiang Cheng rubbed his head and laughed, "This kind of thing is really impossible~ Ahahaha..."
"Speaking of which, Jiang Chengsang is most likely to be attracted by women?" Sun Lun asked suddenly.
"I always think you're asking so suddenly," Jiang Cheng stopped laughing and muttered silently, then folded his hands and closed his eyes to think, "Indeed, am I most attracted to women... "
Yue Yong, who was leaning against the wall, pricked up her ears unconsciously.
"Of course it's the face and ou..."
Without waiting for Jiang Cheng to finish speaking, Yue Yong threw out a kunai again, hitting Jiang Cheng's forehead. At the same time, a strange little girl who suddenly appeared also roared at Jiang with white eyes. Cheng's stomach kicked out.
"Why... why even Kagura..." Jiang Cheng, who fell to the ground, rolled his eyes and murmured.
"Did you start talking about hooligans in broad daylight, Aru?! Perverted Uncle OTAKU!"
"Hey, what a bad man." Yueyong spat in disdain.
"Why is it bad to tell the truth?" Jiang Cheng, who was resurrected in situ, pulled out the kunai from his forehead and sat down on the chair again. Jiao continued, "I really don't understand you people, these words I said are clearly what all men think in their hearts, are you happy when you hear those rhetoric? Don't you have to be more sincere? When you confess, you say What "I like you, please stay with me"! Disgusting! Tell me honestly: I want to [beep] with you, can't I? ! "
As soon as he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng was once again knocked to the ground by Yueyong and Kagura.
"What are you saying in front of the child!" Yueyong roared with white eyes, "In other words, if all confessions turn out to be like that, the world will be over! No woman will ever agree to a man's request for a relationship again!"
"No, primitive people usually confess like this." Jiang Cheng, who was resurrected once again, sat up and defended solemnly.
"My uncle can be a primitive man alone, Aru!" Kagura shouted loudly with white eyes.
"Cut, anyway, I won't say anything that I don't want to say! I've decided a long time ago! I definitely shouldn't be that kind of disgusting hypocritical man! The man who only talks nicely to coax women is my favorite. I hate it!"
"Women hate men like you the most." Kagura sneered mercilessly.
"I like this about Mr. Jiang Cheng the most! That's right! I also hate that kind of disgusting hypocritical man!" A Miss Baihua suddenly popped out.
"Lord Jiang Cheng, I want to [beep] with you!"
Several Miss Baihua jumped out at the same time.
The face-slapped Kagura pointed at Jiang Cheng and looked at Yueyong with a blank expression on Doudou's eyes, "All of them are... primitive people?"
"No, it's just a bunch of hopeless idiots." Yue Yong replied casually.
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After a small farce ended, Kagura sat down on the bench beside him, and took out two boxes of chocolates from his arms at will, and threw one box on Jiang Cheng's table, the other one. Throwing it to the side Harita.
"God... Sister Kagura, is this... could it be..." Harita looked at the very beautifully packaged heart-shaped chocolate box in her hand, and was so surprised that she became incoherent.
"Chocolate." Kagura replied casually.
"Really...really?!" The platform cheered instantly and danced on the spot, "Mom, I received chocolate!"
"I'll give you my share too, uncle." Kagura casually said something to Jiang Cheng, but after seeing Jiang Cheng's disgusting expression, his face instantly burst into blue veins. , "Hey! What kind of expression is that?! Why do you only show that kind of disgust for my chocolate, Aru! Give me enough time!"
"No, no, it's just a sudden discomfort." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and replied, "I didn't expect to receive chocolate from Kagura-chan. This kind of development is unexpected. Speaking of you... Really Are you all right? Could it be sickness?"
"Death to me!" While shouting, Kagura smashed Jiang Cheng's head on the table again, and the entire table was shattered by Kagura's blow.
"Is there no booger or something in this one? It doesn't matter, right?" Harita asked Kagura, raising the chocolate in her hand.
"How can you let it go! Be careful I'll beat you up! Stupid brat!" Kagura exclaimed, "why no matter which one is so popular!"
"I didn't expect you to be a kid who can follow the trend," Hiron said with squinted eyes and a smile, "Maybe you can become an oiran in the future."
"Really?" Kagura replied casually, squinting her eyes, "Then why don't you quit that **** and come to your place."
"Hey, can I eat this?" Qingta opened the chocolate box in her hand and glanced down at the few small cakes in the box that were sprinkled with chocolate that looked like sesame seeds. "Why does it seem to have something like sesame on it..."
"It seems that Kagura-chan had sesame seeds for dinner yesterday." Jiang Cheng, who came to Qingta at some point, picked up the chocolate in Qingta's hand.
"Hey! What you said made me feel sick!" Kagura roared with white eyes.
"How is that possible? It's booger." Yueyong casually replied, "Eating it will cause diarrhea."
"Hey! It's better than what my uncle said, Aru! But it's still disgusting!" Kagura stood up and roared with white eyes, "Enough is enough! What kind of impression did I leave on you? Ah!"
"Take it back, either the booger or the sesame you ate in your stomach yesterday." With that said, Jiang Cheng closed the box of chocolates and stuffed it into Kagura's hand, "I want to The person who gave it was not Qingta, right? Wouldn’t it be okay to give it to those two guys generously? Why are you so tangled? You are not a junior high school student.”
"I...I didn't want to give Gin-chan and the others chocolate Aru!" Kagura defended loudly.
"No, I didn't say silver time~"
"Hey—! That's too cunning!"
"Sa Sa, hurry up, although eating may cause diarrhea, but if he really receives it, he may be very happy." Jiang Cheng said casually, "That guy...since I It's as if I've never received chocolates on Valentine's Day since I've known him."
"No need for Aru!" Kagura turned her face away and snorted softly, "Even if I don't give it, the little monkeys and the others will give it to their Aru! Just give this chocolate to Qingta. Lu!"
"Hey, did you hear? Yinshi, Shinbaha," Jiang Cheng said into the phone, "Kagura said that even if I gave the chocolate to Qingta, I wouldn't give it to you."
"What?! Asshole! Give me three minutes to bring the chocolate back to the Master's House! That's my chocolate! Mine! And that stinky bastard, if he dares to eat my chocolate... I'll kill you!" Gintoki's voice came from the phone.
"Kagura-chan, we'll be very happy to receive your chocolate too!" Shin Baha's voice came from the phone immediately.
"Little uncle, you idiot!!" Kagura shouted, and directly hit Jiang Cheng with an uppercut.
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Looking at Kagura, who turned around and left with a swollen chocolate, Jiang Cheng stood up from the ground and patted the dust on his clothes like a normal person.
"Really, what's going on with such an unfrank child?" Jiang Cheng shook his head and smiled helplessly.
"Jiang Cheng-sang really cares about Kagura-chan." Hiron said with a smile.
Jiang Cheng said softly: "I just hope that Kagura can be like a slightly self-willed ordinary girl, doing whatever she wants to do~IndoMTL.com~ If you want to say something, just say it, there is I want to convey what I want to convey, and live carefree and heartless. No, it's not just me, many people want her to live happily like this. Worry, pain, sadness, loneliness, confusion ...these things can be left to ... others to carry."
"So..."
"My only chocolate...is gone..." Harita squatted on the ground with a gloomy face, "Who should bear my pain..."
"Of course men should be responsible for their own lives." Jiang Cheng curled his lips in disdain.
"The child's matter has been resolved, but..." Said, Sun Wheel glanced at the back of Yueyong who had quietly left, "There is still one person who has not been able to convey his thoughts. Besides, I He also said that, homemade chocolate or something... For that child, the difficulty seems to have risen a lot..."
"Huh?" Jiang Cheng looked at the sun wheel with a puzzled expression.
"No, nothing." Sun Wheel smiled and shook his head.
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