Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 516: :Adults are always helpless to the child who asks for a gift for the first time…

One day, Yoshihara.

"How is it? Has everything been investigated?" Jiang Cheng, who was sitting cross-legged on the floor and still operating the gamepad in his hands, asked without looking back.

"Don't underestimate my Baihua." Yueyong, who had just pushed the door and walked in, with a cigarette stick in her mouth, leaned against the wall beside her with her arms folded, and replied lightly.

"Speaking of which, I haven't been active in earnest for a long time," Jiang Cheng said with some emotion, and Jiang Cheng put down the handle, stretched and stood up, his hands in his kimono pockets, "Then, today Just move around a bit."

"Today is too early, tomorrow is not too late to act." Yue Yong breathed out a cigarette, "Tomorrow...the four people on that street, including your target, will gather. It should be... It will be more convenient for you to act."

"That's true," Jiang Cheng squinted his eyes and laughed a few times, "but I'm really emotional. My nephew, who hasn't met several times since I was a child, offered to ask for a gift or something."

Hearing this, Yueyong just snorted softly and turned to walk out the door.

It started a few days ago...

——Memories dividing line——

One night a few days ago, Jiang Cheng suddenly received a video request from an unfamiliar number...

"Mosimoxi, can you see it? Uncle idiot."

Looking at Shenwei's smiling face with a very bashful expression, Jiang Cheng, who was in Yoshiwara, hung up the video communication without any hesitation.

"That, Afutu, is there a communication problem?" Shenwei who was on a huge spaceship pointed to the big screen in front of him and asked Afutu, "Just say a word and it becomes Snowflakes."

"That, it's just that the other party hung up the communication." Afutu on the side replied silently.

"Hahaha, hang up the video call of my lovely nephew I haven't seen in a long time, this man is really too much." Kamui said with a smile.

"That... Commander, do you have some misunderstanding of the adjective cute..." Afutu complained expressionlessly, "If it can be called cute if you risk your life to attack your family as soon as you meet, then this The world may be over..."

"What are you talking about, it's really rare in the universe to have a nephew as cute as me," Kamui squinted and smiled and pressed a red button on the console in front of him again, "At least, I think I'm much cuter than the little sister on earth who can't do anything but eat."

"That...to be honest I don't think there's anything cute about either of you."

"It's ok!" Shenwei looked at Jiang Cheng's unhappy face on the screen and smiled and said, "Alala, long time no see, stupid uncle, I saw your face The unhappy expression makes me feel better all of a sudden."

"Well, hold on a minute, I'm... a little bit closer to the last..."

Jiang Cheng's facial expression in the video is a little dignified for some reason, it looks like he is trying hard for something...

Immediately afterwards, there was a sound like something falling into a bucket in the video, and then the video suddenly went black, and there was a sound of suspected flushing in the video.

In a minute...

"Fu~ it's finally over, ah, thank you so much, Nobita." Jiang Cheng in the video said with a smile, "After seeing your face, it immediately became smooth~"

A blue vein suddenly appeared on his forehead, he raised his umbrella without hesitation and shot at the big screen in front of him.

"I can't hang up the video communication by doing this~ What a poor child. I can't even hang up the normal method of hanging up the video communication. It seems that common sense is really a mess~"

"Don't worry, I will definitely defeat you next time." Shenwei squinted his eyes and said with a smile.

"Oh, come on. Bye..."

"Wait, there's one more thing." Shenwei raised an index finger, the hair on his head was still moving, smiled and said, "I heard that the last time Uncle Stupid received a birthday present of twenty years. , so this time, I also want a birthday present for the eighteenth year."

"It's really unfortunate, I've been washed down just now, or I'll definitely take a picture for you."

"Do you want to be killed by me?" Although he was still squinting and smiling, a blue vein appeared on Kamui's forehead.

"So, can I get tomorrow's share? Not only photos, but also videos."

"I want... the Blackbeard who escaped from the Whitebeard ship." Kamui continued, "It should be easy for you, right? As far as I know, the Blackbeard is on Earth."

"Is it okay to have an orangutan's **** hair? It's not a black beard, but the color is similar."

"It is said that she had plastic surgery or something, but I don't think there is any problem with the stupid uncle, so, please. After all, it is the first gift that such a cute nephew asks for, so it will definitely be satisfied?"

"I can't go to the next studio just because of a gift, so I said..."

"The head of the fourth division of Chunyu, Hua Tuo, took away the money from the organization and ran away, isn't it similar to the Blackbeard who killed his companions and ran away?" Shenwei continued, "This is her name. Then please."

"If it's a lollipop, maybe I can buy it for you, but forget about such a troublesome gift. Goodbye."

"Actually, there is another person looking for her. As far as I know, that person is an old acquaintance of Uncle Stupid." Kamui continued calmly, "Although he doesn't know how to do three swords, he can I'm also blind in one eye."

"You..."

"It seems to be called Takasugi or something. I've always been active in doing tasks for so long in Chunyu. Even our jobs have been taken away."

"Gao Tsai still likes to work as always~"

"You should understand, right? That man named Gao Zai is so motivated to make meritorious deeds..."

"Ah, it's really troublesome, but since it's a request from a nephew who isn't cute at all, then I can only get up and move around a little bit. Then, one last question, is the gift alive? Or... It doesn't matter if it becomes a corpse?"

"Hahaha, as expected of you, but the other party has a full division to be able to say such a thing." Shenwei smiled, "It doesn't matter to the miscellaneous soldiers, but that one seems to be the one that Afu Rabbit liked before. Women, if they can, live better."

"The raunchy man?"

"No, since the last time, Afu Rabbit now trims his beard every morning. He also trims his hair regularly."

"It doesn't seem like that kind of guy is hopeless," Jiang Cheng raised the corner of his mouth gently, "Okay, then bye. Give me a gift or something..."

Before the video was hung up, Jiang Cheng grinned and showed his big white teeth. Except for Shenwei, everyone on the boat felt cold.

"This man...is so scary across the screen." Afutu said with lingering fears.

"Is it like this?" Kamui opened his eyes instantly, and his expression became grim.

"Maybe it's scary too, but compared to him..."

"Hahahaha, then again, the two of us haven't played against each other for a long time, Afutu, can you accompany me to practice a little?"

"My stomach hurts, go to the toilet first. Anyone of you can practice with the team leader if you have time."

Speaking, Afutu covered his stomach with a painful expression on his face, turned and left.

——Memories end dividing line——

"So should I rest earlier today?" Looking at Yueyong's back, Jiang Cheng thought to himself while pinching his chin.

……

The next morning, it was just dawn, and the house of all things.

Waking up early in the morning wearing a scarf and huddled in a ball, Xin Ba Haw complained about the cold weather as he climbed the stairs.

"Ah~ I'm so cold, I'm so cold, and sure enough, people were frozen to death in the morning." Said, Xin Ba Hao had already gone up to the second floor, but just turned around and found a new Ba Haw wrapped in a blanket and curled up in a ball, leaning against the The small-looking little girl by the door of the Master's House is sleeping soundly.

The girl has orange hair, and a tuft of hair on her left forehead is **** and stands up like some kind of... artificial hair. The girl was still snoring, and the snot bubble was still hanging on her nose. It looked like it had frozen.

"Who is this child? Drunk?" After a questioning sentence, Xin Ba Hao came to the girl and squatted down, and said kindly, "Well, I'm sorry to disturb you. If you sleep here, but You'll catch a cold. I'm sorry, but your snot bubbles are frozen."

Just after finishing speaking, the snot bubble that the girl hung in front of her nose suddenly fell, hitting the ground and making a sound like a light bulb shattering on the ground.

After hearing the cracking sound, the girl opened her eyes instantly, then without hesitation, she lifted the blanket and smashed her knife in the direction of Xinbaha subconsciously.

"Not good! Someone is here to smash the place!" the girl shouted.

Boom! ! The whole wall was pierced by the knife that the girl had not yet drawn.

And Shin Baha, who reacted in an instant, dashed behind him to escape the blow.

"You, you...what are you doing!" Xin Bazhu, who was lying on the ground, raised her head and shouted with lingering fears at the girl who stood up.

"No matter which gang you belong to, if you dare to touch your eldest brother's finger," she said, the girl drew out her own knife, "I'll let you bloom bright red flowers~"

"What inexplicable words are you talking about!" Shinba shouted.

However, the girl didn't seem to have listened to Xinbaha's words. After pulling out her knife, she held her hands above her head without any hesitation, and jumped up towards Xinbaha, about to slash down.

"Wait, wait! Wait for me!" Shinbaha shouted anxiously, looking at the girl getting closer and closer to him.

Fortunately, when the girl was about to slash down, Kagura in pajamas rubbed her sleepy eyes and kicked the door open to save Shin Baha.

Boom! !

"It was so noisy early in the morning..." Kagura rubbed his eyes, yawned and complained to the girl at Shin Baha, whose head came out of the door.

……

In the morning, at the Dengshi Tavern.

The girl was half-sideways, with the back of one hand back, the other hand stretched forward, her legs slightly bent, and introduced herself to Xin Ba Hao and the others in front of her, "I just joined Wanshi as a younger brother. Tsubaki Tsubaki of the house! From now on, please take care of Mr. Toshi."

Speaking, Chunpingzi stood up and solemnly apologized to Xinbaha, "I really apologized just now. I didn't know you were the first younger brother of the elder brother, and you made a very rude move."

Immediately afterwards, Chunpingzi pulled out his knife and stretched out his left pinky finger, "Now I will take the responsibility to cut off the pinky finger. Hmmmm~"

"Hey, what are you messing about?" Yin Shi's face was black, with blue veins bursting on his face, and he pulled up the clump of artificial hair on Chunpingzi's head that looked very dull, and then He walked towards the door, "I'm not a gangster, and I don't plan to accept my younger brother. Hurry up and get out of here, you worthless bastard."

(PS: The pronunciation of "little bastard" and "Tsubaki Hirako" in Japanese is the same.)

"If my big brother and I are together, we will definitely become the boss of this dark street!" Tsubaki Tsubaki, who was dragged in the air by Ginshi's hair, still had that natural and refreshing expression, and said quickly, "Let's fall into the dark side together, big brother!"

"When did I say I wanted to be a Darth Vader?!" Ginshi shouted with blue veins on his face.

(Darth Vader, the Jedi Knight of Star Wars, fell into the dark side because of bereavement and became the Dark Knight of the Sith.)

"Please, I have nowhere to go," Tsubaki pleaded.

"What the **** is going on, that kid..." Looking at Tsubaki Pirako, who was still with Gintoki, Shinba squinted Doudou's eyes and complained with a black line at the corners of his eyes.

At this time, Granny Toshi, who thought of something, turned her head and asked Chunpingzi at the door, "Are you...a member of the underworld?"

Hearing the sound, Shin Baha and Kagura turned their heads at the same time to look at Granny Denshi.

"I heard that," Granny Toshi held her hands and closed her eyes, thinking and replied, "The Uegibo family, who often have disputes with Jiro's family in business, fight every time they fight. The incredible crazy woman, known as - Ren Zhanpingzi."

"Huh?! Human beheading?!" Yin Shi's whole body felt bad in an instant, and he looked at Tsubaki Tsubaki, who was standing obediently, with a very natural and refreshing smile on his face, "Just this natural idiot. ?!"

"This kind of natural stupidity turns out to be the trump card of the underworld?!" Xin Baha groaned loudly in cold sweat.

"It's not that great either," Tsubaki replied embarrassedly, leaning on his side and squeezing his body, "I'm just very good at decorating things with flowers.

Speaking, Chunpingzi clasped his hands together lightly and stopped in front of his chest, and his face also showed full yearning, "You know what? You can cut out bright red and beautiful flowers~”

"That ~IndoMTL.com~ I'm really sorry... I just underestimated you and made you natural." Shin Baha said in a low voice, then turned around slowly mechanically, and hurriedly sat on the chair in front of the counter, He lowered his head and said nothing, acting as a little transparent.

"You said there was no place to go, that "family" or something, what happened? " Yin Shi asked Xiang Chunpingzi.

"It's gone~" Chunpingzi squinted his eyes and smiled and replied, "It was plotted against by Chief Jiro's family, and now there is only a flower field left."

Speaking, Chunpingzi twitched again, and the expressions of Gintoki and Shinbaha had completely changed, the same foreheads were all black, and cold sweat poured on their faces.

"Since I was picked up by the boss, I have been living according to his wishes," Tsubaki continued, twisting, "so what should I do now, I have no idea. But all I can do is decorate flowers. That's it, that's why I came here. In order to turn the street where Jiro Chang is located, Kabukicho into a bright red flower field~"

After listening, Yin Shi and Shin Baja had black lines all over their faces, and the corners of Shin Baja's mouth were still twitching, but Kagura, who was on the side, didn't react at all.

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