Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 518: :The direction in the mirror is completely opposite to reality!

On the other side, Ginto just walked out of the cake shop with his right hand in his kimono pocket and casually reminded Tsubaki Pirako, "Next time there is another underworld behavior, just add an extra "Ping" to your name , only the name will become more and more like a girl, Wan Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping. "

"How can you look like a girl! It can already be regarded as an "abalone" monster! "Xinbaha struggled to complain," and they all told you to say "ping" again! "

"Hey, there's a cute dried vegetable shop over there, Aru," Kagura suddenly pointed to the dried vegetable shop on the other side of the road and said, "Want to see it? OO."

"Don't remove all the flat characters!" Shin Baha pointed at Kagura and growled.

Ignoring Xinbaha's complaints, Kagura came to the dried vegetable store, picked up two pieces of dried kelp, and squeezed, "Look, look, Wanpingzi, it's dry~ Oh~"

"Yeah~ so cute~ why do you do this~" Wan... Sorry, I made a mistake, Tsubaki said while covering her cheeks.

"By the way, you've only been choosing the place you want to go from a while ago! Why is the dry goods store the most feminine place!" Xin Baha spit out loudly, bursting with blue veins, "Speaking of which, just now The orangutan in the third dimension got the name wrong!"

"Big Brother..."

Tsubaki Tsubaki turned his head to Ginshi and was about to say something, but was bumped by an uncle with a bald scar on his face, and he didn't say anything he wanted to say.

"Ah, I'm sorry..." Chunpingko apologized to the scarred man.

As soon as he finished speaking, the latter clutched the left half of his arm that he had just hit, and fell behind him with a scream.

"Ugh-!!" The scarred man rolled on the ground in pain, while screaming constantly.

A side boy with a moustache and a mustache wearing sunglasses leaned down and shouted, "Brother! What's wrong?!"

"It's broken! It's completely broken after receiving the collision just now!" The bald man's acting skills are very realistic, as if he was really broken.

【The real underworld has appeared! ! 】Gintoki and Shinbaha were both in a bad mood in an instant.

But at this delicate moment, a foot lightly stepped on the left arm of the bald man who was still rolling on the ground, and at the same time, everyone seemed to hear a sound similar to a "click".

"Ugh-!! It's really broken, it's really broken!" The cold sweat on the bald man's face covered his entire face.

"Hey? It's amazing, this little girl," Jiang Cheng, the owner of that foot, pretended to be surprised when he looked at Chunpingzi who was beside him. /

【The guy who is more troublesome than the underworld is here! ! 】Gintoki and Shinbaha's faces were completely black.

"Hey, you made a mistake," Yueyong, who didn't know when to come, reminded the bald man on the ground who was screaming because of the fracture, "Isn't the left arm broken? You covered your right arm. What?"

"Probably it's too painful to take care of so much." Jiang Cheng said casually, pinching his chin, and then raised his foot again and stepped on the bald man's left leg.

Crack, another crack that everyone could hear.

"Ugh-!!" The bald man's eyes widened instantly, and Jiang Cheng's synaesthesia when he stepped on his left leg made the man's voice hoarse.

"Hahaha, I'm so sorry, I made a mistake again." Jiang Cheng touched the back of his head and laughed dryly, then raised his feet again, grinning, "Hey, hurry up. Tell me it was the arm that broke, and I'll make no mistake this time."

The bald man just screamed...

"No way, since that's the case, I can only try one by one. There are only three of the five limbs left, so there are three-choice multiple-choice questions. I'm still very good at this kind of question." Said, Jiang Cheng stepped on the bald man's right leg again, "This is definitely the longest choice."

Click.

"Ugh..." The bald man could only make a soft hum, and couldn't even shout.

"Little uncle, that's not right, Aru, it should be the left arm." Kagura came over, stretched out his hand and directly broke the left arm of the valet wearing sunglasses.

【What kind of mess are you filling in! ! 】 Yin Shi and Xin Ba Ha roared in their hearts.

"No, Kagura-chan," Jiang Cheng shook his index finger, "when two people are standing face to face, it should be the other way around, which means..."

Speaking, Jiang Cheng kicked out the foot directly and broke the left calf bone of the attendant.

"It should be the left leg!"

【You are simply wrong! 】Gintoki and Shinbaha roared in their hearts.

"No, that's not right," Yue Yong approached with a cigarette stick in his mouth, and then kicked straight at the crotch of the sunglass attendant, "It should be here."

【Broken! ! 】Gintoki and Shinba-chi felt cold in their lower bodies at the same time.

"Hey, these two guys are too miserable~" Jiang Cheng looked at the two little gangsters who were lying on the ground and couldn't even roll, spread out his hands and sighed, "This little girl is too much. , actually bumped these two into this, Yin Shi, is this a new member of the Master's House?"

"What did you **** say?!" Yin Shi gritted his teeth instantly, and grabbed the clothes on Jiang Cheng's chest, "You did it all by yourself, right?! Do you have that girl with us? Any relationship!"

"What did I do?" Jiang Cheng showed an innocent face.

"We didn't do anything, we just passed by!" A group of Miss Baihua shouted at the same time.

Only then did Yin Shi realize that the members of Baihua had already tightly surrounded themselves and others in a circle. People on the outside streets couldn't see what was going on inside at all.

"What the **** do you want to do, bastard?!" Yin Shi suppressed his anger and squeezed out a sentence from his throat.

"What are you talking about? Yinshi?" Jiang Cheng put on a natural look, then narrowed his eyes and smiled, "I just happened to pass by and saw the new members of your family bullying innocent children. It's just a jerk."

"It has nothing to do with Wan Ping Ping Ping Ping Ping Zi!" Yin Shi replied through gritted teeth.

"It's amazing! She has so many..." Jiang Cheng turned his head to look at Pingzi and exclaimed, "As expected of a new member of your Master's House, but then again it has nothing to do with her, that is to say it is you Did you do it alone?"

"Hey, you won't do such a prank thing for no reason, what is your purpose..."

"Yinshi! You actually instructed your little brother to shoot at the two gangsters who were just passing by!" Jiang Cheng covered his mouth and said in surprise, "You...have you all fallen to such a degree?!"

"You bastard!!"

"Anyway, call an ambulance for these two innocent bastards..." Jiang Cheng casually knocked off Yin Shi's hand and took out his cell phone, kindly for the sake of the two A **** called an ambulance.

"Hey, Kabukicho 3-chome, two innocent thugs who were just passing by were beaten up by a commander of a silver-haired natural curly samurai who was in his twenties and almost 30 years old, who was running a master house. Whole body fracture."

After saying that, Jiang Cheng hung up the phone and once again gave Yin Shi a refreshing smile.

"It doesn't matter, silver hour, the ambulance will be here soon."

After all, there was no chance for Yinshi to yell, Jiang Cheng took Yueyong and the other members of Baihua to turn around and leave.

Before leaving, Jiang Cheng glanced at Tsubaki, who had not made any sound since his arrival, and slightly curled the corner of his mouth and winked at the other party.

"Wait," Yin Shi suddenly stopped Jiang Cheng, "what are you... going to do? You pulled out all of Yoshihara's defenses, what do you want to do?"

"It's just a gift for my nephew." Jiang Cheng responded without turning his head, then sighed and continued, "After all, this is the first time that guy asked me for a gift since he was a child. As an elder, Why don't you have to grant his wish once?"

"Kamiki?!" Kagura instantly became unhappy, "Why would you choose a gift for that idiot, Aru? No need! Just give it to me!"

"I'm sorry~IndoMTL.com~ Kagura, I bought enough gifts for you." Jiang Cheng raised his hand and waved behind him, "This time it's the boy's turn."

Looking at Jiang Cheng's receding back, Yin Shi's expression became serious.

"Yin Sang, I don't think you should pay attention to what's going on over there." Xin Ba Hao pushed his glasses and reminded blankly, "It's better to pay attention to the situation in front of us. Passers-by are watching and Point and point, what Jiang Chengsang said just now, and now we have been completely regarded as the culprit by passers-by. Moreover, if these two guys belong to Jiro's family..."

"That **** definitely did it on purpose!" Yin Shi gritted his teeth and scolded in a low voice.

"You have to explain things clearly before the ambulance arrives." Xin Baha reminded in a low voice.

"Xin Baha, two people on the other side have broken bones, and one of us must have a comminuted fracture!" Yin Shi said with a serious face, and then turned to look at Xin Baha, " It's time for you to dedicate yourself to the boss, Xin Ba Ha!"

"Just give me some time!" Xinba shouted with a burst of blue veins, "Why does this situation leave me alone! I don't want to fracture at all!"

"Then what do you say?!" Yin Shi stared at Xin Baha with his big red eyes, "That **** didn't think about the consequences when he did these things! Now it's just an excuse. It was done by that idiot, and no one would believe it. What do you ask me to do! Xinbaha, it's you! Can you temporarily smash your whole body for the sake of our Masterpiece House? I'll give it to you I am injured at work! I will also give you all the photobooks I have collected! Please!"

"You only want that kind of thing!" Shinba roared loudly, "You are the one who should crush the fracture!"