Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 529: :It’s even more important to keep quiet at your own funeral!
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The next day, in the morning.
After completing the discharge procedures and escorting the two broken brothers, Katsuo Kuroma, who was worried about his boss, hurried out of the Kabukicho Hospital.
Standing at the gate of his home base, Katsuo Kuroma wiped the sweat from his forehead, then pushed open the gate and stepped in.
But just after entering the door, Katsuo Kuroma suddenly noticed something was wrong, because...there was no one in the whole yard.
Katsuo Kuroma, who had a premonition that something was wrong, hurried to the main house, but... After opening the door, Katsuo Kuroma found that there was still no one there!
At this moment, Katsuo Kuroma panicked completely, threw away the toothpick in his mouth, and searched room after room with a solemn expression.
Finally... the emperor paid off. In a side room, Katsuo Black Horse found his little brothers, but at this time... these people were all dressed in black Japanese-style formal clothes, kneeling on the ground, low Head sobbing.
In front of everyone there was an urn on the stage. Next to the urn was a portrait. However, due to the reflection, Katsuo Kuroma didn't see the person in the photo clearly for the first time.
Beside him are Kagura and Shinbaha, who are wearing a monk's hood and a monk's costume. At this time, the two of them are pretending to knock on the wooden fish and constantly muttering something. Because he was carrying his back, Katsuo Kuroma was unable to find out that the monks who were chanting were actually Shin Baha and Kagura.
【Could it be... Could it be that...! ! 】Heiju Katsuo was startled, and at the same time his eyes widened involuntarily, 【Old... Boss he...! 】 ! ]
Before he finished thinking about it, Katsuo Kuroma suddenly saw the photo on the portrait, and it turned out to be himself with a toothpick hanging on it!
"Big brother! We will never forget you!" a gangster shouted with tears in his eyes.
"Even in that world, we won't forget you! Leave Mei Lijiang to us! I'll take it to the park every day at a designated time! Don't worry!" Another gangster wiped away tears shouted.
"Big brother! All the way!" All the younger brothers stood up at the same time, bowed to the portrait in front of them, and shouted at the same time.
"What a bum!" Katsuo Kuroko roared and kicked him with white eyes, "Why am I so dead?!"
"Big brother?!" A younger brother exclaimed, "Did you come back from that world because of loneliness?!"
"Idiot! I must have come back from that world to see us because I was worried!" Another younger brother said, "Brother, don't worry! The eldest and the eldest have returned to the country! My mother-in-law is also reconciled! You can become a Buddha in peace! Go!"
"Go!" The rest of the younger brothers echoed.
"Fuck you guys!" Heiju Shengnan was so angry at the group of younger brothers, "I'm not dead at all! Wait, what did you just say? The boss and the eldest returned to the country? That Baba is also reconciled? What about the war? What happened to the war?"
"Before the war started, Hua Tuo's vixen was killed by the little girl's uncle from the Master's House because of personal vendetta." A younger brother pointed to Kagura, who was sitting cross-legged on the floor in front of him and snoring.
"Is that the two of you?!" Katsuo Kuroma was feeling bad.
"Long time no see, Mr. Katsuo." Shin Baha stood up and explained with a smile, "As a proof of the reconciliation between the two sides, the Goose Rat Group asked the Master House for this commission yesterday. There are too many, and they are still in bed, so it's just the two of us here."
"Is it your job to have you hold a funeral for me?!" Katsuo Kuroma shouted with his blue veins bursting, "Speaking of which, even if you are entrusting me, be more serious! This little girl is still snoring! Snoring at a solemn funeral!"
"Well, anyway, if I'm here, please lie down in this coffin, and we'll complete the entrustment." Xin Baji pointed to the empty coffin in front of him.
"Go! Big brother! Don't have any nostalgia!" All the younger brothers echoed in tears.
"I'm not dead yet!" Katsuo Kuroko yelled with white eyes, "How much do you **** want me to die?!"
"Noisy!" Kagura, who was woken up, stood up and scolded, then kicked the black horse Katsuo directly into the coffin in front of him, "Keep me quiet at the funeral. Ah! Asshole!"
"Although you are right, this is my funeral!" Katsuo Kuroma retorted with two hands on the mouth of the coffin, spitting out.
"You should keep quiet at your own funeral!" Kagura came directly to the coffin, stepped on it without any reason, and scolded while stepping on it, "Why don't you look at the atmosphere? Everyone else is sad. Why do you have such an attitude, Aru?! What do you want to say to me until the funeral is over, bastard!!"
"That, Kagura-chan, if you step on it again, he may really die." Shinpachi pushed the glasses on his face, muttered silently, and then smiled, facing the already Katsuo Kuroma, who rolled his eyes, said, "Anyway, since it is a commission, we must carry out the commission to the end, so please bear with the corpse for a while, and then speak after the funeral."
"Um...uh..." Katsuo Kuroma, who had lost consciousness, could only make such a mumble.
"Then, the funeral will continue. All family members please sit down again." Shin Baha turned back to the members of the ditch rat group and said, "Continue according to the plot just before Mr. Katsuo's arrival. The next step should be Let the family carry the coffin, and ask the family to come forward."
After listening, a group of younger brothers rushed up one after another, expressing that they wanted to send their eldest brother the last ride.
……
When Katsuo Kuroma woke up again, he found that he seemed to be slowly moving with something, and he heard a whimpering sound behind him.
The black horse Katsuo sat up with a puzzled look on his face, and looked at the group of younger brothers who were wiping their tears and waving goodbye to him. He was about to say something when he suddenly felt a wave of heat in front of him. , when even turned back to look directly in front of him.
After seeing the crematorium in front of him, Katsuo Kuroma jumped off the conveyor belt without hesitation, and roared with white eyes, "Do you really want to send me away?!"
"Well, the funeral isn't over yet, Mr. Katsuo." Shinbaha showed a somewhat distressed expression, "Now please enter the crematorium, and after we have collected the ashes for your burial, we will pay tribute to you. Can you speak again after you pray?"
"How is resurrection?! After I said that, I'll be completely dead, right?!" Katsuo, the black horse, shouted with white eyes and blue veins.
"That, big brother..." A younger brother whispered in the ear of Katsuo Black Horse, "We entrusted them this time. If you don't cooperate well until the funeral is over, the picky eaters will become us. Now that the boss is away, we can't do it alone. So, big brother, please cooperate with them a little bit. Don't worry, there is a partition in the crematorium, you can just go in there, it will be fine .”
"So who actually entrusted them with this kind of work?!" Katsuo Kuroma roared with white eyes.
After listening, all the members of the ditch rat group turned their faces away, looked left, looked right, but didn't look at the black horse Katsuo.
"Does everyone get a share?! You bastards!" Katsuo Kuroma was in a bad mood.
"I'll fight!" Kagura kicked over with a flying kick, directly kicking Katsuo the black horse into the crematorium, "Don't get in the way of Aru!"
"Big brother! Good way!" The members of the ditch rat group bowed again and shouted.
"You bastards!!" Katsuo Kuroma yelled loudly.
……
In the evening, after the entire set of funerals. Katsuo Kuroshima came out from the partition of the crematorium in the crematorium.
It is said that several staff members who were on duty at the crematorium at the time were all stunned.
Katsuo Kuroma was walking back alone, looking up at the night sky that had already descended before he knew it, and couldn't help but smile.
"That's not bad, Boss, just leave it to me for the ditch rat group..."
"Big Brother!"
Suddenly, the voices of the members of the ditch rat group came from the front.
Looking at the group of ditch rat group members in front of him who were waving at him, Katsuo Black Horse first smiled, then his expression changed in an instant, and he flew over with white eyes and blue veins.
"Don't think I'll forgive you **** so easily!"
"Welcome back, boss!" ×n
"Hahahaha..."
……
During the next day, when Katsuo Kuroma proudly led a group of younger brothers to stroll on the street, he once again met the two-person team of the Master House who seemed to be deliberately provoking trouble - Kagura and Shinobu Eight chirps.
“That, private Marseille,” Shinhachi looked at the portrait in his hand, pushed his glasses and said to Katsuo Kuroma, “I received a request from the crematorium about the ghost running out of the crematorium. Would you like to cooperate?"
"Hey, come back to me quickly, you bastard." Kagura posed as a full-fledged jerk.
Seeing this, the black horse Katsuo, who couldn't bear it any longer, was about to go crazy, but before he could say a word, a younger brother leaned into the black horse Katsuo's ear and reminded him in a low voice. : "That ~IndoMTL.com~ big brother, if we don't cooperate properly at this time, we will be the ones who will pick up the trouble. It will really turn into a war..."
After saying that, the younger brothers took a few steps back while tacitly understanding, and distanced themselves from the black horse Katsuo.
"You **** did it on purpose, right?!" Katsuo Kuroma spit out a curse.
"Shinbaha, this **** is deliberately provoking things, right?" Kagura pointed at Katsuo, the black horse, and asked Xiang Xinbaha, "It's to compete with our Dengshi family, right Aru? ?"
"Mr. Katsuo, can you think that's what you mean?" Shin Baha pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose again, and glanced at the black horse Katsuo lightly.
"It's clearly you who picked things up first, right?!" Katsuo Kuroma retorted without hesitation.
"We're just fulfilling our mission," Shinbaha replied confidently.
"Bastard! I can't bear you any longer! War is war!" Katsuo Kuroma shouted with his blue veins bursting, "Come on! I must compete with your Tengshi family today!"
"Little uncle, this person is provoking something and saying he wants to provoke a war Aru." Kagura shouted to Jiang Cheng, who had just passed by.
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