Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 53: :Keep quiet in public! Don’t cause trouble to others! (Saka…
"Hey, is this really Brother Jiang Cheng?"
Qingtai looked at the small piece of paper in her hand and doubted her life.
"He said it himself," Yue Yongyi on the side said, leaning in front of the door.
"I can't tell at all, Jiang Cheng was so cute when he was a child..." Qingtai couldn't find any adjectives, and at the same time thought of Jiang Cheng, who is now squatting at home, "The gap is too big. !”
"That's right," Hiron said as he took the card over, "And An Xing? I don't seem to have any impression."
"It seems to be a planet destroyed in war," Yueyong said, "It's very far away from Earth..."
"That's it," Sun Wheel replied with a smile, then continued to look at the photo on the IDCARD.
"Hey, what are you looking at?" Jiang Cheng's voice suddenly came, which startled the three of them.
The next moment, Jiang Chengcheng saw his IDCARD in Sun Wheel's hand, smiled and walked over, took the IDCARD back, took a look at it in his hand, "I thought it was something, this What's so beautiful about things?" Jiang Cheng said disdainfully.
"Huh? Brother Jiang Cheng doesn't want his own home?" Qing Tai asked in confusion.
"Not at all." Jiang Cheng replied without hesitation.
"Hey?! Who doesn't want their own home, you must be lying!" Qingtai retorted.
"Don't compare me to a little brat like you..." Jiang Cheng turned and was about to leave.
"I'm not frank at all, I just want to talk about my homesickness." Qing Tai muttered.
"I heard you, stinky brat." Jiang Cheng's voice came, and at the same time a hawthorn hit Qingta's head, "Don't talk about adults casually."
"It hurts, it hurts!" Harita said, rubbing her smashed head.
Yueyong stood there thoughtfully, but Sun Lun didn't focus on this, but thought of the photo of Jiang Cheng when he was a child on the card. If you look closely, Jiang Cheng's eyes seem to be turned to One direction is like seeing something you like, so you smile so happily.
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"Huh? Cosmic travel?" Jiang Cheng asked suspiciously while lying on the roof, and at the same time muttered disdainfully, "What's so beautiful in that kind of place, it's pitch black everywhere."
"It's Qingtai who wants to see it." Yueyong explained aloud.
"Huh?" Harita, who was suddenly asked by Q, was a little caught off guard.
"Is it you again? Stupid brat," Jiang Cheng said helplessly, "Isn't it delicious to play games at home? Running around all day, how much energy do you have!"
"Anyway, I've already bought the tickets, so if you don't go, I'll take a look." Qingta replied.
"Bring your mother and Yueyong with you, I have no interest at all." Jiang Cheng said with a yawn.
"So much nonsense, hurry up!" Yue Yong shouted and dragged Jiang Cheng down from the roof.
At the same time, Harita and Yueyong exchanged glances, as if to say [mission completed]
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On the spaceship, Jiang Cheng looked at the three people in the Master Room seated in front of him with a depressed expression, and said with black lines, "Why? Why can you meet them in this kind of place?"
"Jiang Cheng-sang, it's actually Kagura-chan who won the first prize in the shopping street, three free places for [Cosmic Journey]." Xin Ba Hao turned his head and said.
"Ah, Soga," Jiang Cheng glanced at Kagura and Yinshi who were eating the sea and drinking the free meal on the spacecraft, not knowing what to say.
"If I knew they were coming, I wouldn't use it." Jiang Cheng sighed.
"What are you talking about, Jiang Chengsang, can you entrust my safety to such an unreliable guy?" Qingtai said with a small mouth.
"Boys, as long as you reach the age where you can urinate standing up, you should learn to be responsible for your own life!" Jiang Cheng retorted.
"Hey! There's no such thing at all! It's all made up by you!" Harita said angrily.
"Hey, forget it, I'll go to sleep first. Call me when the spaceship returns to Earth." After speaking, Jiang Chengcheng stretched, leaned back in the chair, and closed his glasses.
"It looks so harmless to humans and animals when she's asleep." Qingta muttered disdainfully at Jiang Cheng, who was already snoring, but turned to look at Yueyong next to her, and said excitedly, " Sister Yueyong, change positions with me, I want to be at the window!"
"Okay." Yueyong and Harita switched places after saying that.
Harita was lying at the window looking at the landscape of the universe, her whole face full of excitement.
Although the three of Jiang Cheng and the three of the Master House are in tandem, they have completely different painting styles. On Jiang Cheng's side, one is sleeping, the other does not know what he is thinking, and the other kid is watching excitedly. Looking out the window, and the three of them, Shin Baha looked at the gobbling Gintoki and Kagura and didn't know what to say.
"What did you say? Kagura," Gintoki said while eating, "Sadaharu was kidnapped by a weirdo?"
"That's right, Aru, so I don't have the heart to enjoy the journey at all," Kagura replied while eating, while reaching out to the flight attendant not far away, "Onemorebeefandfish (one more, beef and fish)" /
"So, it's better to put mine at the old woman's place," Yin Shi said, and also gestured to the flight attendant not far away, "Strawberry milk, give me a strawberry milk."
"Rare trips are not to be cherished." Gintoki complained while eating.
"You should also cherish your character, okay!" Xin Ba Hao complained aside.
"But it's pitiful to say that only Sadharu is left at home." Kagura retorted, "Does Gin-chan hurt Sadharu at all?"
"Don't make a fuss when you're out," Yinshi replied, "It's really a disappointment, do you want to go home now? Ah?"
But at this moment, the broadcast sounded: "Passengers, please look to the left, that is known as the most beautiful planet in the entire solar system, the earth that nurtures us."
"Oh, so beautiful!" Kagura sighed while lying on the window.
"Really." Yin Shi also looked out the window and agreed.
But at this moment, Yin Shi heard a familiar voice...
"Sister Yueyong, Brother Jiang Cheng, look!" Qing Tai shouted excitedly.
"Hey, why are you here?" Yin Shi finally found the Jiang Cheng trio behind him.
"People have been good all the time! You two are completely immersed in the food, okay!" Xinba spit out.
"Really?" Yin Shi wondered, but the next moment he continued to look out the window, ignoring it, and then sighed, "I feel like small troubles are not important anymore~"
"It really can wash people's hearts~" Kagura replied.
"You two are just enjoying the trip!" Xin Bazhu frantically complained, "What are you washing! Some stains must stay in your heart!"
"Really!" Said, Xin Ba Haw sat down again, but at this time a gun was already on Xin Ba Ha's forehead, Xin Ba Ha just turned his head and saw a masked hair Updo man.
"Don't move," said the hooded, bun-haired man with a gun.
At the same time, Xin Ba Ha found that there were many masked robbers with guns in the entire cabin.
"The hijacker! The hijacker!" a woman shouted in panic.
"What is it called! Shut up!" a robber said, then turned around and shouted to all the passengers in the cabin, "This spaceship has been taken by our revolutionary organization [Mengdou Soul] Hijacked! We will demand your ransom from the shogunate! Also, since you have the leisure and elegance to be obsessed with some kind of cosmic journey, then at least give the Lao Tzu some activity funds! The **** who don't pay or the poor are all ready to go Let's see Lord Yama!"
"Yin-sang, it's not good, Yin-sang!" Xin Baha shouted in a low voice.
But at this time, Gintoki and Kagura were all focused on the scenery outside the window.
"Jiang Chengsang, Miss Yueyong!" Seeing this situation, Xin Ba Ha hurriedly shouted behind him.
But at this time, Jiang Cheng was still sleeping soundly, and Yueyong and Qingta were in the same state as Gintoki and Kagura...
"If I die, I really want to be buried in the universe." Yin Shi said with emotion, "Then I will feel like a star."
"Well, it will definitely become a star!" Kagura replied,
"At best, it's just turning into space junk, right?" Yue Yong replied disdainfully.
"What did you say?!" Yin Shi was immediately unhappy.
"Hey! You guys are about to become stars!" Shin Baha couldn't help shouting.
But at this time, the robber pointed the gun at Yinshi and Kagura, "What are you guys doing?! Didn't you hear Lao Tzu?!"
At the same time, another robber came over~IndoMTL.com~ and pointed a gun at Yue Yong and Harita.
At this moment, Jiang Cheng finally woke up. To be precise, he should have been woken up, "It's so noisy! Are you the primary school students who couldn't sleep the night before going out for an exhilaration for the first time? ?! Didn't your mom teach you to be quiet in public?! You bastards!"
Having said that, Jiang Cheng stood up and removed the guns of the two closest robbers in an instant. At the same time, Yue Yong, Yin Shi, and Kagura all moved. Personally, those robbers had no power to resist at all, and they were brought down in the blink of an eye.
"It's amazing!" The passengers applauded excitedly.
But just when everyone thought they were out of danger, a robber with a gun rushed in from the door with a gun.
"What a joke! Go to hell!" The robber said and was about to shoot, but at this moment, the robber was knocked down by the door that was knocked open again.
"I want to vomit..." Sakamoto Tatsuma walked out while rubbing his chest, while Sadahalu was biting Sakamoto's head on Sakamoto's back, "When I woke up a little, I forgot about it, and started drinking again. …”
"Ahahaha, huh? Why? Did something happen?" Sakamoto asked curiously, looking at all the passengers who were looking at him.
"Sadaharu!" Kagura shouted first, "You bastard!" After that, Kagura rushed up.
Sakamoto slid his glasses before he could react, but Kagura had already killed him and kicked Sakamoto out.
"Give me back Sadahalu!"
Jiang Cheng and Gintoki stepped forward, looked at Sakamoto who was lying on the ground, and muttered to himself, "This guy..."
"Do you two know him?" Shin Baha asked aloud from behind.