Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 537: :The ignorant are fearless! Ignorance doesn’t matter!
"Then I'll ask you..." Yinshi looked at the child who asked the question before, and asked, "What is the... under your nose?"
The child was startled and looked down unconsciously, but saw nothing.
"All humans have a wonderful groove between their nose and lips, right?" Gintoki explained, "What is that for?"
"No...don't know."
"Right..." Yinshi lowered his head, and his forehead was already black before he knew it, but even so, he said in a serious manner, "Simply put, a patriot is... just like that."
Xin Ba Hao complained wildly in his heart.
"The groove under the nose or the microphone on the FC2P handle," Gintoki closed his eyes and explained slowly with a serious face: "There are many things in this world that exist for no reason, but human beings Apart from eating, drinking and sleeping, everything else we do is actually superfluous. We are just a part of the creation of those superfluous people."
Xin Ba Haw complained indignantly.
"Question..." Daigoro, who had been sitting in the boss chair of Ginto since the beginning, with a sluggish expression, raised his hand and asked, "Then Master House is just doing some extra work with extra items?"
"Looks like you don't understand anything." Yin Shi spread his hands and replied, "I mean, it seems superfluous and superfluous, but it is actually indispensable..."
"But..." Daigoro interrupted Gintoki's words, and asked Gintoki and others a question that he had no energy for, "Won't it also be a master house made of these useless things? Useless stuff?"
Xinba slandered.
"Daigoro-kun, you are going too far." May hurriedly persuaded.
"Maybe-chan, can social practice come to an end here?" Daigoro asked May, "In short, the work of the Master's House is to do things that don't contribute to society."
Having said that, Daigoro stood up with both hands on the table.
"Wait, wait a moment!" Shinbaha hurriedly stopped.
"Although the Patriot looks useless," Kagura picked up the Patriot on the table and stood up, "but it is actually a comprehensive entertainment toy that can play a lot of meaningless games~"
"Huh? Really?" Daigoro stared blankly at Kagura, "How do you play?"
"For example..." Having said that, Kagura clenched the Patriot's wooden stick and smashed it down at Daigoro's small head, explaining with a blank expression as he smashed, "It's used to flatten those who are like this. Patriot missiles for the poor guys."
Xin Ba Hao complained in his heart.
Pop!
Daigoro suddenly raised his hand to block the Patriots... or blocked the paper towel box. With the other hand, he wiped the blood that had just been smashed out of the corner of his mouth, and raised his head with a very serious expression, it seemed that he should have entered Serious mode.
Daigoro snorted softly: "As expected, I didn't expect that this kind of waste wood work really exists in this world."
Xin Ba Hao struggled to complain,
"May, I'll go first," Daigoro jumped out of his chair and walked towards the entrance without hesitation, "I've learned enough."
"Daigoro-kun..." May hurriedly shouted.
"Wait a minute, boy!" Gintoki hurriedly said to Daigoro who had just walked to the living room door, "You haven't brought Calcutta..."
"I'm sorry, President," Daigoro stopped in front of the door and replied indifferently, "I am neither a Calcutta sect nor a Mesokian sect, I am... a Bourbon sect."
The entire half of Xin Ba Ha's face began to twitch.
"I will try my best not to become an adult like you," Daigoro turned back with a bit of contempt on his face, "Thank you for letting me see the bottom of this society, everyone in the Master Room..."
…
On the streets of Kabukicho, an outdoor coffee shop.
Sitting at a table outside, Yin Shi was smoking the Patriot papers one after another, and his whole body was buried in depression.
"Cheer up, Yinsang." Shin Baha comforted, "That kind of kid can't understand the power of the Master's House."
"Other children said they had a good time." Kagura also persuaded, "Although the patriots who were brought home as souvenirs were all thrown to the side of the road, and at the same time refused to visit The life of the scumbag Nite is just Aru."
"Even so..." Gintoki finally opened his mouth and murmured, "That's a job I really like to start from scratch. As expected, in the eyes of children..."
"No... there's no such thing!" Shin Baha hurriedly said.
"Then I ask you, this..." Yinshi looked at the Patriots on the table in front of him, "What is it used for?"
Shin Baha and Kagura are silent at the same time.
"I don't know! That's of course!" Yin Shi suddenly stood up, his face full of a wicked smile, and shouted in self-sacrificing, "Because I don't know either! I just follow these Just like **** and rotten iron, the House of All Things is also a piece of garbage! It’s totally unimportant to society and it doesn’t matter what kind of work! Ah ha ha ha ha…”
Saying that, Gintoki turned around and left with a wry smile.
"It's completely broken," Shin Baha said silently, looking at Yin Shi's swaying back, "It's really been a big blow."
But just after he finished speaking, Xin Ba Ha suddenly saw Shi Shi, who was talking to a group of children on the side of the road through the gap between the landscape trees.
"Huh? Isn't that Hijikata-san?" Shin Baha wondered.
"I often patrol the room to see if there are any bad guys doing bad things," Shi Shi pointed out a forefinger, a cigarette in his mouth, and explained to a group of children in front of him with a serious expression, "This is our police officer. The most basic duties."
"Excuse me!" A little boy wearing glasses with a notebook and pen in his hands raised his hand.
"Is there a problem?" Fourteen asked.
"What kind of person is the bad guy specifically?"
"It refers to people whose actions violate the law." Fourteen explained.
"Then the law is infallible?"
"Basically you can say that." Fourteen nodded and answered honestly.
"Then I want to ask!" The little boy pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose, "It is forbidden to jump on the tracks at the station platform, but if a drunk person falls, he breaks the rules and jumps to save him. He is a bad person, is he a good person who refuses to be saved?!"
Fourteen's face suddenly burst into a blue vein, gritted his teeth and replied, "At this time, it's time to talk about things."
"I don't think a law that adapts to the needs of the law can do what the law is supposed to do!"
"It's my statement that's wrong," the blue veins on Shi Shi's face jumped, "Those who cause trouble to others are bad people. It doesn't matter what the law is..."
Xin Ba Hao, who was beside him, complained wildly in his heart,
"Then!" The little boy pushed his glasses again, took a step closer, and continued to ask reluctantly, "Can you also be considered a criminal who smokes and spreads second-hand smoke around?!"
"I'm sorry! Did I choke on you?" Shi Shi's face became more and more blue, and his eyes were bloodshot. He gritted his teeth and whispered while holding a cigarette with the back of his hand. , "So forgive me, so forgive me!"
Xin Ba Haw once again complained in his heart.
"What kind of trouble is a crime? Please give a specific example." The little boy asked again, and then pointed to a shop on the side of the road, "For example, chasing and entangling girls and getting beaten up. , which of the two is the perpetrator?"
Seeing Kondo hiding in a wooden box full of persimmons in the shop with only one head exposed, and still being greeted by A Miao's shopping bag again and again on her face, Shi Shi was silent for a while and said again: "Uh...actually what I said was just to make fun of you. The policeman~IndoMTL.com~ is actually..."
Having said that, Fourteen held up the Patriot who did not know where to find it in his hand, "The institution that manufactures and sells this Patriot."
Xin Ba Haw angrily complained,
"It sucks, should I change jobs immediately if the situation is not right?" a boy sighed with his hands on his back.
"I heard that the police in Japan have been degenerate recently, so it's true~" Another boy shook his head in agreement.
Immediately afterwards, several children turned around and left.
Three minutes later...
Looking at the fourteen who was sitting on the other table, with his head down and constantly pulling the roll paper on the Patriot, Xin Baha silently complained.
"Even the earthwork mulberry is broken."
"So there's that kind of usage, Aru." Kagura said slightly surprised.
As soon as Kagura finished speaking, the voices of Yueyong and Jiang Cheng suddenly came from the side.
Yueyong: "You can stop when it's enough."
Jiang Cheng: "Well, isn't it normal for children to be curious about these things? They will definitely be able to use this knowledge in the future."
"It's Miss Yueyong and Jiang Chengsang..." Xin Baha looked through the gap in the landscape tree, and saw Jiang Cheng and Yueyong, who were holding an unopened game, standing among a group of men. in front of the children.
"Yes, yes! It will be used in the future!" A little boy rubbed his hands and looked at Yueyong with a longing look on his face, "Also, we really want to see what Yoshihara's work is like. It's..."
The rest of the children nodded in agreement, and one of them had a nosebleed.
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