Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 54: :Forget about the past, men should look ahead…

Before Jiang Cheng and Yinshi could answer, a huge explosion was heard, the entire ship began to shake violently, and the passengers screamed...

Then I don't know who shouted:

"The control room exploded! All drivers were injured!"

The entire cabin is a mess, sirens, screams, crying, and even prayers...

"You're all done! Traitors who beat the wind and the horses against heaven and man! All die! Haha..." One of the robbers who had been brought down before fell to the ground and said, and began to laugh.

However, before he could finish laughing, he was kicked and fainted by Jiang Cheng.

"Are all the villain's lines so monotonous?" Jiang Cheng sighed helplessly.

"Now is not the time to talk about this!" Yue Yong couldn't fight back, hugging the trembling Qingta and shouting, "Qingtai is shaking with fear!"

Looking at Qingta, who had a subtle expression on Yueyong's chest, Jiang Cheng was speechless: "This little bastard..."

Before finishing speaking, the entire hull began to tilt, and Jiang Cheng and Yinshi almost fell to the ground.

"Excuse me, passengers! Can any of the passengers fly a spaceship?!" A flight attendant suddenly opened the door of the cabin and asked while looking at all the passengers.

"Whoever it is! Come and help!"

"Death!"...

All the passengers were terrified.

But at this moment, Jiang Cheng looked at Sakamoto on the ground and suddenly reacted. He crouched down and was about to mention Sakamoto, but he was stunned as soon as he stretched out his hand, because Gintoki thought the same way.

Afterwards, the two of them dragged Sakamoto and rushed into the cab.

"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts! What are you doing?!" Sakamoto screamed, "Hey! Who are you?!"

However, facing Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi, Sakamoto had no resistance at all and could only be dragged away.

"Where are you dragging me?" Sakamoto asked.

"You, I said that you really liked spaceships before!" Gintoki said as he ran, "Is there any problem with driving?!"

"Don't talk so much! Our lives are now in your hands!" Jiang Cheng shouted at the same time.

"How would you know? Also, why is my life in my hands? Don't say those unreasonable things!" Sakamoto replied, and at the same time raised his head and glanced at Jiang Cheng and Gintoki, "Hey, it seems like we know each other. ..."

"Oh oh oh! Isn't this Jiang Cheng and Jin Shi?!" Sakamoto finally recognized the two, "Why are you two here? Long time no see! Jiang Cheng, Jin Shi! Here they are! It's a great adventure to meet again! Your relationship is still so good!"

Afterwards, Sakamoto clapped his hands, "Have a drink! Have a drink to celebrate... Wow!"

The two of them didn't give Sakamoto a chance to finish speaking. At this time, they had already reached the door of the cab. The two of them pressed Sakamoto's face against the switch of the door at the same time. Then, the door opened.

"Yinshi, how about I call Yinshi!" Yinshi shouted.

"Who has a good relationship with this guy!" Jiang Cheng shouted.

At this time, Jiang Chengcai finally glanced at the cab. The entire cab was almost in ruins, the ground was full of broken glass, and all the drivers were injured to varying degrees.

A man who looked like a captain with a blindfold, an exploding head and a beard lay on the ground and muttered to himself, "That's it... I'm also a captain, so let me and Let's sink the ship together... I miss everything about the earth... wow!"

Before he could even finish his emotions, he was stomped on by Sakamoto and passed out.

"Huh? Did I step on something?" Sakamoto wondered.

"Now is not the time to talk about that!" Gintoki said, rushing over, but stepped on the captain again.

"That's right, hurry up!" Jiang Cheng rushed over and carried Sakamoto to the bridge.

"There was a bomb on the boat, and we didn't investigate it properly." Sakamoto complained, and at the same time he walked to the bridge and started debugging.

"No, everyone has started to chant Buddha and pray for supernatural life!" Shin Baha walked in with Kagura and Yueyong and said.

"Don't worry, just leave it to that guy." Gintoki waved his hand and said, while looking at Sakamoto, who was operating in front of the monitor, "Although he is a bit brainless, his obsession with spaceships is really insignificant. He is a man who can fly around and is active in the whole galaxy. For Tatsuma Sakamoto, operating the spaceship is like controlling his own limbs."

"That's right, just stay honest at this time, find a comfortable place to sleep, and when you wake up, you'll find that you've returned to Earth." Jiang Cheng said that he had already knocked several drivers to the ground. The crew piled it up as a pillow and lay down on his own, "It's still clean here, the cabin is noisy." After speaking, he yawned and closed his eyes.

"Hey! How optimistic you are!" Shinba roared.

"Get up quickly! If it wasn't for you, Qingta wouldn't have faced such a situation!" With that, Yueyong brought Jiang Cheng up.

"Hey! I'm the victim, okay! You guys forced me here, okay?" Jiang Cheng retorted, but in the end he sighed and continued, "I said, don't worry, this kind of Situations are routine for that guy."

After speaking, Jiang Cheng looked at Sakamoto, but it was better not to look at it. He was dumbfounded when he saw it, and saw Sakamoto holding up the legs of a comatose driver on the bridge and shouting, "Yo Xi, get ready. Done! Go!"

"Really, I have no brains..." Just after Shinbaha finished complaining, Jiang Cheng and Gintoki instantly rushed to Sakamoto and pressed Sakamoto's head on the console.

"That..." Sakamoto got up and was about to say something with blood on his face, but was interrupted by Gintoki.

"Hey, do you want another punch, kid?" Gintoki said to Sakamoto.

"Ahahaha, it's the first time to control such a big spaceship, I'm a little confused." Sakamoto replied.

"Have you touched it now?" Jiang Cheng said as he snapped Sakamoto's left hand from behind and placed it on Sakamoto's head.

"It hurts!" Sakamoto shouted, at the same time using his right hand to restore the dislocated left hand that was broken by Jiang Cheng, "mainly because I don't know where the rudder is..."

"Gin-chan, is that this?" Kagura asked, raising the hands of a comatose driver on the ground.

"I can at least be sure that this is not the case," Gintoki replied.

"It's the pilot! Let go of them!" Shin Baha shouted.

"Then, is that this?" Yueyong raised the hand of the captain wearing the blindfold, "This looks like the captain."

"Although those hands are often used to control the rudder, those hands can't possibly be the rudder!" Shin Baha once again complained.

"Hey, it's not good, it seems to be falling on a planet!" Looking at the scene outside the window, Yinshi shouted.

"Yin-sang, Jiang Cheng-sang! This is it! This is it!" Suddenly, Xin Baji's voice sounded again, and then everyone saw something similar to the rudder of a boat high up behind them.

"Hey, it doesn't move at all..." Shin Baha tried to turn the rudder, but he didn't move at all.

"Boy, well done, I'll leave it to...Σ_(???"∠)vomit..."

Looking at Sakamoto who was vomiting and walking over, Shin Baha was really bad, "Ah~! Don't come here! Aren't you a fan of super spaceships? Why are you still seasick like this?!"

"Yeah, I do like spaceships, but it's really easy to get seasick..."

"Why do you have a love-hate expression on your face..."

"Shinhachi, it's alright, leave it to this girl! The dream I wrote in the composition is to be a pilot!" Kagura said while competing with Gintoki and Shinbaha for the control of the rudder.

"You dodge! Enough! This uncle is here!" Yin Shi shouted, "The principle of driving this kind of thing should be the same!"

"I don't want it! Put my life in the hands of both of you, how many lives I have are not enough!" Shin Baha countered.

"Hey, aren't you going to have a kick?" Yueyong asked, looking at Jiang Cheng beside him.

"That...actually..." Jiang Cheng began to twitch, "I have tried several times for the driver's license with manual transmission and failed to pass the test..."

Yueyong: "..."

Harita: "..."

"Hey, laymen can't move around!" Sakamoto couldn't help but reminded the three who were vying for the control of the rudder, "Three people scrambled around~IndoMTL.com~ and finally got it. When the rudder is broken, isn't this kind of plot often seen on TV? We must stop this from happening..."

Saying this, Sakamoto walked forward, but at this moment, a piece of spaceship rubbed Sakamoto's foot, Sakamoto stretched out his hand and fell on his back, and just happened to touch the steering wheel, and the entire The rudder was pulled down.

Everyone: "..."

"Ahahaha, this is still happening, ahahaha."

"[Ahaha] You are so tall!" Yin Shi shouted.

But it was useless at this time, the whole spaceship fell towards the unknown planet...

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"It's so hot, it's so hot that my mind starts to revolve around the past... I finally got saved... It's really dangerous..." Sakamoto said, wiping the sweat from his forehead, just a few days ago In an instant, Sakamoto remembered the scene where he once bid farewell to Jiang Cheng in the war against foreigners.

"Rescued?!..." Yinshi looked around, "Can you be rescued now in this situation?! Being forced to descend to such a ghost place that looks like an old woman's wrinkled face everywhere, All because you broke the rudder."

"Forget about the past, men should look ahead!" Sakamoto replied with a chuckle.

"You still want to default on your debts, don't you! You big hairy ball!" Gintoki shouted while shaking Sakamoto's collar.

At this time, the spacecraft made an emergency landing on this unknown planet. The entire planet was full of deserts at a glance. The sun was shining directly on the desert. Survived, hiding in the shadows of the spaceship.

"It's hot enough... don't yell anymore..." Xin Ba Hao persuaded weakly.