Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 542: :When it comes to summer, the swimming pool is an inescapable topic.

One day, Yoshihara.

"Brother Jiang Cheng, let's go to the swimming pool!" Qingta pulled open the sliding door of Jiang Cheng's room, ran to Jiang Cheng, and shouted excitedly.

"Noisy, stinky brat." Jiang Cheng, who was lying on the floor with one hand on his head and watching TV while eating watermelon, said without looking back, "Pool? What kind of place is there? Good to go?"

"Mom, please teach me to swim!" Qingtai lied without blushing.

"Swimming? Didn't I teach you last time?" Jiang Cheng spit out all the watermelon seeds into the trash can with his mouth like a machine gun, then waved his hand impatiently, "And , don't you have to go to the dojo every day during the summer vacation? Don't bother me, get out of here."

"It's too pitiful to go to the dojo every day!" Qingta pouted, "And today, Sister A Miao and Brother Xin are not at the dojo! It's boring to be alone in that kind of place! Besides, there I don't even have an air conditioner! It's going to be heat stroke! Sister A Miao and Brother Xin both said that you can rest at home during the hottest days in the past few days!"

"Qing Tai," Jiang Cheng sat up with a serious expression on his face, "there are some things that you can't give up even if you are like this. Once you get used to it, your life will basically be over in the future. Once you encounter any difficulties , your first thought is not to meet the difficulties, but to escape. Don't you care if you become that kind of guy? Do you really care?"

"I..." Qingta suddenly got stuck and asked weakly, "Can't you just take a day off?"

"Qingta, to be honest, I'm very disappointed." Jiang Cheng shook his head, sighed, and continued, "Not only me, but your mother and Yueyue as well. All the people who look at you are actually …”

"I see!" Ching Tai closed her eyes and shouted, "I'll go to the dojo now! I won't let my mother down!"

Seeing Qingta who turned around and ran out of the house with tears in her eyes, Jiang Cheng breathed a sigh of relief, then stood up, "Ah~ Do a good deed every day, today's children's education is over, it's game time."

At this time, Yueyong, who was carrying two buckets of lubricating oil, pushed Jiang Cheng's door open and walked in, and asked, "Where's Qingtai? Hiron, please let us teach him to swim today."

"I said that even in such a hot summer vacation, I don't want to give up the practice in the dojo. I said hello to you, and I won't go to the swimming pool." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and replied casually, Then he made a somewhat emotional expression, "I'm really sensible, Mrs. Qing."

"Qingtao...he's really sensible..." The sun wheel, who was sitting in an electric wheelchair at some unknown time, said with some relief.

"That's how children are. I don't know when they will become sensible." Jiang Cheng said with a little emotion.

"Then, the prepared items will be useless." Yue Yong murmured while looking at the lubricating fluid in her hands.

"I wouldn't use it in the first place..." Jiang Cheng complained silently, "What kind of swimming pool do you want to go to with something like that? It's too early to go to that kind of swimming pool!"

"Swimming pool!" Suddenly the voice of a Miss Baihua came, "Jiang Cheng sama said to take us to the swimming pool!"

"Really?! Really?!"

"Yeah! So happy! Jiang Cheng sama is finally ready to play that kind of game with us!"

Seeing the excited or only excited Miss Baihua, Jiang Cheng replied expressionlessly, "No, I didn't say that. I don't want to play with you guys that don't happen in a normal swimming pool. By the way, why does everyone have two buckets of lube in their hands, and where do you want to go to the pool?"

"As long as it's a swimming pool that Jiang Cheng sama likes!" All the Miss Baihua and sisters said in unison.

"I don't like swimming pools!" Jiang Cheng shouted louder with his veins bursting.

"Then directly in the house?" A Miss Baihua raised her hand and asked.

"Well, yes..." Jiang Cheng suddenly reacted just after speaking, "Damn it! What a terrible question!"

"Huh?! Doesn't Jiang Cheng sama like being indoors and like being outdoors?!" A Miss Baihua exclaimed while covering her mouth.

"Hey, is it over yet?" Jiang Cheng complained contemptuously.

"Jiang Cheng sama, I bought a new swimsuit for today!"

"Me too, bought the best swimsuit in the store!"

"And I..."

"Although I didn't buy a swimsuit, my underwear was chosen according to the taste that Jiang Cheng sama likes."

"Hey! Wait for me!" Jiang Cheng raised his hand to stop him with a black line on his head, "What is the taste I like? Can you stop saying such bad things? By the way, who are you the type I like? How do you know?"

"The proprietress of the lingerie shop said that men like this..." The Baihua member silently pulled away a corner of his clothes and cast a charming little look at Jiang Cheng.

"Hmm," Jiang Cheng nodded and commented seriously, "Eighty points..."

Just after he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng, who had two kunai pinned to the back of his head, rolled his eyes and fell down.

……

On the other side, Oedo Pool.

Because of the summer vacation and the hot weather, children and young couples come to swim here in an endless stream. Of course, one of the reasons is that it is the best swimming pool in Edo, and even an indoor water park. Not too much either. Slides, small waterfalls, rest areas, drink areas have everything.

Silver blew the whistle while watching a group of children playing in the water, wearing only beach shorts and blue lifeguard suits.

"Okay, it's time to rest." Yin Shi shouted to the children in the children's swimming pool with his arms in his arms, "Are your lips turning purple? Come up and stay with me for ten minutes, stinky brats."

"It's all right!"

"Leave us alone, lifeguard!"

A group of children expressed their dissatisfaction.

"It's up to you," Yin Shi replied disapprovingly, "If you underestimate the swimming pool, it will cause irreparable things. I won't care about it then."

"Hahahaha, it's no use trying to scare us!" After saying this, the children turned around and went to play their own way.

But at this moment, a girl's scream sounded, it was Kagura in a cheongsam swimsuit.

"What's wrong?!" Gintoki hurriedly trotted towards Kagura who was waving on the shore.

"Mr. Lifeguard!" Kagura, who tied a double ponytail, shouted to Ginshi with an exaggerated expression, "Please help us, my friend he... just noticed that his lips were purple, and the purple spread in a blink of an eye. ...the whole body has turned purple Aru!"

Looking at Xin Baji lying on the ground, wearing beach pants, rolling his eyes, his body turning purple and twitching from time to time, Yin Shi reprimanded with a solemn expression: "Idiot! That's why I warned you. Ah!"

Speaking, Gintoki squatted down, and his hands began to press on Shin Baja's chest, "Fortunately, the glasses are barely infected with the purple fungus, so I immediately brought a warm towel, warm soup, a gentle family and more. Warm glasses!"

Speaking, Gintoki directly slammed into Shin Baja's chest and shouted: "Wake up! Ishikawa!!"

Children in the children's swimming pool, seeing Xin Baji spitting out a large mouthful of purple liquid, scrambled out of the swimming pool and ran to the locker room in panic.

"It will be infected by purple fungus!!"

Seeing a group of children fleeing in panic, Yin Shi hooked the corner of his mouth and hummed softly, "Hmph, now you realize the horror of the swimming pool..."

Before he finished speaking, Gintoki was smashed on the head with the plastic folding bench in his hand by Hasegawa, who arrived at an unknown time with blue veins on his face.

"What the **** are you doing!" The veins on Hasegawa's forehead were still throbbing, and he shouted while pulling his neck, "Didn't I ask you to come over and watch, don't let the guests drown? Why should the guests panic!"

"Hasegawa-san," Yinshi rubbed his head, turned around and explained solemnly, "The so-called swimming pool and death are only separated by a thin line. Green snot, forgot to take away the dirty **** of what everyone laughed at, only after knowing the horror of these pools can people have the right to play by the water."

"Then you don't need to know the horror of turning purple all over!" Hasegawa retorted angrily, then continued with a frenzied expression that was almost pleading, "Seriously, this is my hard work. If you find a job, please do it seriously."

Speaking, Hasegawa put his hands on his hips and continued solemnly: "Protect the children who came here to make beautiful summer memories, and let them return home safely with their memories. This is the mission of our lifeguards. Do you understand?!"

"Yes, yes! Sir!" Saying this, Shinyaku and Kagura jumped into the pool at the same time.

"You two don't have to make memories!!" Hasegawa collapsed and shouted, then pointed at Shinbaha with a displeased face and continued, "Glasses! You! Haven't you been complaining recently? Seriously. Work! Asshole!"

Silver lying on a reclining chair behind Hasegawa, wearing sunglasses, crossed Erlang's legs and rested his hands, with an indifferent face, "Don't worry, their duty is to ensure everyone's safety in the water, and I will be there Ensure everyone's safety in the dream~IndoMTL.com~ You just want to sleep! Stupid Caprio!" Hasegawa turned around and shouted angrily.

……

Hasegawa was dragged behind him and passively went up the stairs, the unmotivated Ginshi made a sound like a can of dead fish: "Hey, please spare me, these are like Watanabe Ken's head, which makes people abstinent. I've seen enough of the bodies of the little devils, I came here to monitor those bouncy boobs, Primus."

"It's true that because it's summer vacation, all the little devils come here..." Hasegawa, who was standing at a high place, kept looking around with the telescope in his hand, but then, Hasegawa suddenly found something, "Hey? No No, no, there should be some, and there are a lot of them..."

"Ugh!" Yin Shi exclaimed, "Really, there are a lot of them! And they're all together! All of them are bouncy and **** Priya!"

Just after finishing speaking, Yinshi suddenly found something, put down the telescope in his hand, and replied to Hasegawa with a blank expression: "It's a mistake, it's the Arno Wine Troubled Xinniang Corps."

As soon as he finished speaking, Ginshi rolled his eyes and fell down on the back of his head and back.

At the same time, Jiang Cheng's voice came: "Yo, what a coincidence, Yinshi."

Looking at Jiang Cheng walking step by step, as well as the crowd around Jiang Cheng wearing various swimsuits, Baihua Baihua's little sisters who were out of shape but still covered their faces, Hasegawa said: " Do you take your family out for a swim?"

"Which eye did you see?" Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly, then pointed to Yueyong who was holding a cigarette stick in his hand behind him, pouted the corners of his mouth and said with a look of disdain, "It's all by These guys are forced to come here, I have no interest in this kind of pool for children."

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