Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 543: :There are 2s and 3s!

"Jiangcheng sama! Forget about that! Let's play that fun game between men and women!"

"Yes! We have brought all the tools we need!"

Ignoring the excited Baihua members, Jiang Cheng lowered his body and naturally took the telescope in Yin Shi's hand, who was lying in a pool of blood, rolled his eyes and twitched from time to time.

"Ah Lie Lie, as expected, you should stand higher and have a better view~" Jiang Cheng said with emotion while looking around with his binoculars, "But... they're all little devils, it doesn't make any sense at all... No, no, no, What is that? It's getting closer and closer, and it's no surprise that it's a mountain... eh? Why is the vision so dark?"

"That, little brother, I suggest you put down the telescope and take a look." Hasegawa reminded silently.

"Jiangcheng sama~ were you looking at your concubine just now?" Standing on the fence, Kuzuha, who was wearing part of his swimsuit on the binoculars, licked his lips, "Ha~ I'm so impatient. Do you~”

"Gintoki sama, please cheer up a little bit." I don't know when the outsider wearing a swimsuit squatted on the ground and pulled out the kunai on Gintoki's body one by one.

"It's you..." Gintoki opened his eyes and glanced at Waidoumaru and said feebly, "What's wrong? Does Shikigami want to learn to swim in summer?"

"No, it's not, we heard that Jiang Cheng sama is going to hold a random [beep-] party in the swimming pool." Wai Dao Maru raised an index finger and explained solemnly.

"Who wants to hold that kind of [beep-] chaotic party?!" Jiang Cheng roared with his blue veins bursting.

"Jiang Cheng sama ~ I'll tell you quietly~" Ge Ye, who was wearing a swimsuit and a bath towel, had a worse expression, and kept rubbing the telescope in Jiang Cheng's hand with a certain part of himself." Because of the tail, there is no... ah-!!"

Before he could finish speaking, Ge Ye was kicked by the violent Jiang Cheng more than ten meters away. The latter screamed and slammed into the swimming pool and splashed huge water.

At the same time, some children also ran ashore because of fright.

"It's blocking the binoculars of labor and capital!" Jiang Cheng shouted with his blue veins bursting, pointing at Ge Yebai, who was lying on his back in the swimming pool, apparently unconscious.

"Is this what you're angry about?!" Hasegawa groaned loudly, "Also, I beg you, don't make a big accident again, because you just touched, and many guests escaped. !”

"Besides, the body odor is too heavy! Who is interested in your body full of body odor! I really killed you!" Jiang Cheng turned his face away in disdain. Mouth corners.

"Jiangcheng sama, I don't have body odor." Waidoumaru stood up and said seriously.

"I hate the horns on your head, so I can't." Jiang Cheng refused without the slightest hesitation.

"Ah, it doesn't matter, I can just unplug it." Saying that, Wai Daomaru directly stretched out his hand and forcefully broke off a horn on his head.

Looking at Wai Dao Maru, who was lying on the ground with rolled eyes due to excessive blood loss and started twitching, everyone present ignored it.

"But then again, is this the swimming pool?" Yueyong held a cigarette stick in her hand, glanced around, and said with some disdain, "I thought the swimming pool was a kind of place, it's similar to Yoshihara, man. Playing with women almost all together."

"No, it's not like that! This isn't that kind of place!" Hasegawa defended loudly.

"Jiang Cheng sama! Let's play this!" A group of Miss Baihua pulled Jiang Cheng's arm and pointed to the slide beside him.

"I'm not a kid," Jiang Cheng curled his lips in disdain, then sat down and continued to search for something with the binoculars in his hand, "I don't play games that only children like to play with. Something."

"Indeed, we are already adults!" The resurrected Gintoki sat down at the same time, and took out another spare telescope from his arms.

"You two... you are really hopeless scum." Hasegawa silently complained.

"Yinshi, did you find anything?" Jiang Cheng asked.

"No, not yet..." Gintoki replied.

"Me too, I thought there would be a lot of nice scenery in the pool at this time..." Jiang Cheng murmured, "Aah? Why do I feel like I've been lifted up? Why do I feel like I'm being poured on my body Slippery stuff..."

Having said that, Jiang Cheng put down the telescope in his hand.

Looking at Yueyong, who was instructing Baihua members to pour lubricating fluid onto herself, Jiang Cheng, who was held directly above the slide by Baihua's sisters, suddenly became expressionless.

"Hey! What do you want to do?! Why do you still pour that kind of thing on me? And it's too much!" Jiang Cheng roared with white eyes.

"It's too much, I feel like I can't catch Jiang Cheng's sama..." said a Miss Baihua who was holding Jiang Cheng up.

"Ah, don't worry, if you can't catch it, you can grab it there." Yueyong replied lightly.

"Hey! What dangerous words did you just say! Where is that?! Kill you! Smelly woman!" Jiang Chengbai complained angrily with his eyes bursting with blue veins.

At this time, Hasegawa, who realized that the situation was wrong, hurriedly reminded: "Hey! This is not Yoshihara's swimming pool! Stop me!"

"Then, let go..." Yue Yong glanced at the members of Baihua.

"Wait!!" Hasegawa hurriedly took a step forward, but it was already too late, the members of Baihua who received the order had already let go of Jiang Cheng.

Jiang Cheng, who was covered in lubricating fluid, rushed towards the swimming pool as soon as he touched the slide. At the same time, a group of Miss Baihua screamed excitedly and followed Jiang Cheng. Hasegawa, who was too late to stop it, Because of the lubricating fluid everywhere on the ground, my feet slipped, and I rowed face down down the slide to the pool.

"Hey!! You're playing too much!" Jiang Cheng, who was sliding fast, shouted, "I can't keep my balance!"

"Don't worry! Jiang Cheng sama, the leader said that it can be caught there!" A young lady Baihua who followed closely shouted excitedly, "Leave it to me! I will help Jiang Cheng sama maintain a good balance. Yes!"

"Get out of the way! Ugly! It's me who wants to help Jiang Cheng sama keep the balance!"

"It's me!"

Looking at the members of Baihua who were still arguing even when they were sliding fast, Hasegawa who followed behind collapsed and shouted: "It doesn't matter at this time! It's a slippery thing. It caused the speed to get out of control! Everyone—!! Hurry up and escape—!!”

A group of children below looked at the scene on the slide, panicked, screaming and rushing to the shore.

Wow!

After the huge splash, Jiang Cheng did not stop, but slid directly on the water for a few meters and smashed heavily on the stone eaves beside the swimming pool.

"Wow!" Jiang Cheng, who had smashed the entire bank into pieces, spit out a mouthful of blood and fell into a coma.

The group of Miss Baihua was not injured. They all landed safely on the shore behind Jiang Cheng. As for Hasegawa, it was a bit miserable. The whole person was lying on the water with blood all over his head and did not move. .

"Jiang Cheng sama, you should still have a good balance!" A Miss Baihua squatted down and looked at Jiang Cheng, who was still twitching while lying in a pool of blood, and suggested aloud, "So, this is Let me help you keep your balance next time! Don't worry! Jiang Cheng sama, give me your [beep—]!"

"Are you... intentional?" Jiang Cheng struggled to turn his face away, groaned feebly, and then struggled to stand up, "You... all take care of me! How exactly should the slide be played!"

Having said that, Jiang Cheng picked up the surfboard he didn't know where he found it, turned around and walked to the side. A group of Miss Baihua followed Jiang Cheng with the surfboard.

"Wait...Wait!" Hasegawa, who had recovered, quickly stood up and shouted to Jiang Cheng and the others who were leaving, but the other party didn't react at all to his words.

"Ah—!"

At this moment, Hasegawa suddenly heard a child's exclamation from behind, and even turned around to look.

"Look! Someone's floating there!" said a small child, pointing to the motionless man floating head-down directly below the slide.

"It's over! Was it implicated by the one just now?!" Hasegawa hurriedly stepped forward to check, hugged his head, and shouted frantically, "Has an accident finally happened?!"

But at this moment, the long-haired man in a blue and white striped one-piece swimsuit who was suspected of being involved in the accident stood up from the water, laughed twice, raised the watermelon in his hand, and moved towards the shore. Blindfolded, Elizabeth, who was still waving the stick in her hand, shouted, "Elizabeth, the watermelon is cool! Yossi, let's play watermelon over there... Wow!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi, who were stepping on a surfboard soaked with lubricating fluid, rushed down from the slide almost at the same time, knocked him unconscious~IndoMTL.com~ The watermelon in their hands fell off at the same time. hand.

"Have you seen it? You guys," Jiang Cheng, who came to the shore safely, took a piece of watermelon from Yinshi, and said to the group of Miss Baihua, "This is the normal way to play the slide! "

"Hey! We got it! Jiang Cheng sama!" A group of Miss Baihua raised their hands in response at the same time.

"Remember, be sure to apply lubricating fluid under the surfboard, it's not needed on top!" Jiang Cheng said seriously while eating watermelon, "Do you understand?!"

"Understood!" ×n

"Whose victory just now?" Yin Shi asked Yueyong, who was beside him, "I've bet against myself by 300 yuan."

"Going ashore at the same time, the dealer will take everything." Yueyong replied lightly.

"How can it be repaired!" Yin Shi shouted frantically.

"Yueyue, don't you want to play?" Jiang Cheng, who was pulled by a group of Miss Baihua's arms or pressed against his body, asked Yueyong who was beside him, "Everyone said it was very interesting, and would like to do it again. "

"Humph," Yueyong snorted coldly, holding her hands in her hands, turning her face away with disdain, "I'm not interested in that kind of thing."

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