Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 544:
"Because those idiots keep appearing one after another, there are fewer and fewer guests." Hasegawa, who was patrolling the shore, said helplessly while nibbling on the watermelon in his hand, "Not only the little devils, but also those The adults who teach others to play strange games."
"Yo Xi, then there is a legitimate reason to monitor the big breasted Priya." Yin Shi, who was watching around with the binoculars, replied solemnly.
Hearing the sound, several black lines appeared on the back of Hasegawa's head, twitching half of his face and complaining: "It seems that this guy is the most dangerous adult..."
Just after finishing speaking, Hasegawa suddenly found something through the telescope, and that was... A ponytail girl in a pink one-piece swimsuit in a children's pool was teaching a kid in a blue one-piece swimsuit with double ponytails to swim.
"What? Are you actually teaching a kid to swim in the children's pool?!" Hasegawa's expression became a little dignified, "Where is the adult forbidden to swim!"
"What?! Is it the big breasted Priyanka?!" Hearing this, Gintoki got excited, and at the same time looked in the direction Hasegawa was looking at.
"No, it's not so much a big breasted Puri girl, it's better to say that it's Paul Mann..." Hasegawa looked at the little girl in the blue one-piece swimsuit with a telescope.
"What! Having a ** is a MAN?!" Yin Shi was surprised, but then changed his tune after seeing it clearly, "Ah, are you talking about that MAN..."
"Hey! Wait for me!" Hasegawa suddenly found something, looked at the single ponytail girl in a pink swimsuit, and said in doubt, "That kid...is that kid really? It's quite big, He's taller than Paul Mann."
"The little devils are eating too well now, they are only tall." Gintoki looked up at the girl in the pink bathrobe with the telescope in his hand, "Look, it's Robert Cliffs, right? "
"It's better to say it's a man than a cliff, right?" Hasegawa replied, "That figure looks like a boy."
"Strange, why is my vision darkened?" Yin Shi wondered.
"Me too..."
Hasegawa had just finished speaking when he suddenly heard a shattering sound in front of him. At the same time, A Miao, who was holding the two telescopes with both hands, stood in front of the two and said with a smile, "Who are you calling Robert Cliffs?"
"I'm sorry... I made a mistake..." Yin Shi's voice trembled and replied weakly.
"Are you Sylvester Stallone? Sign me please..." Hasegawa whispered.
After crushing the two telescopes with her bare hands, A Miao grabbed the two directly, "Isn't it the same?!"
While shouting like this, Gintoki and Hasegawa were thrown into the pool at the same time.
The face-down Yinshi, after choking on a sip of water, struggled to stand up, grabbing something in his hands in a hurry. Of course... Hasegawa too.
It's a coincidence that Gintoki's hand just caught Kubei's... swimsuit on the chest of Kubei who was sitting on the bank with double ponytails. At the same time, Hasegawa's hand grabbed Kubei's thigh.
The air...frozen.
Looking at Kubei, who was blushing in front of him, his whole body began to tremble slightly from shame and anger, Gintoki whispered with sweat on his face: "So...that's it, it's really Paul Mann..."
A second later, Kubei immediately burst into flames, grabbed the two of them and threw them into the swimming pool. They were smashed into the iron fence of the swimming pool. The iron fence was smashed, and the two of them spit out a mouthful of blood at the same time...
Kubei hugged his knees, squatted on the ground and sobbed, "That's why I said don't come, swimsuits, swimming pools..."
"Xiao Jiu..." A Miao quickly touched her head to comfort her, and then shouted angrily to Gintoki and Hasegawa who were floating head down on the water, with blue veins and white eyes, "You two **** have done some work. What! Do you really want to die!"
"This is a misunderstanding!" Gintoki, who was covered in blood, stood up and defended slowly, "We are just patrolling as lifeguards!"
Beside Ginshi was Hasegawa, who was shaking with blood on his shoulders and covered his shoulders. I don't know if it was because of pain or fear. Several people gathered by the pool because of the scene in front of him. Children with frightened faces.
"Shut up! Nosebleeds are coming out! You perverts!" A Miao scolded angrily.
"Any nosebleeds are all because of you, so we are covered in blood!" Yinshi argued, "Besides, this is a children's pool, and adults are not allowed to swim!"
A Miao, who was comforting and hugging Jiubing Guard, who was buried in her chest, retorted with a burst of blue veins: "That can't be helped! Because Xiao Jiu said he can't swim, that's why he came to contact!"
Speaking, A Miao gently rubbed the head of Jiubingwei and comforted softly: "I'm sorry, Xiaojiu, it's all my fault for bringing you here, and you will be hurt..."
Kubingei, who was rubbing against A Miao's chest with a slightly subtle expression on his face, gently shook his head.
"Xiao Jiu is subtly very happy!" Yin Shi struggled to complain, "While taking advantage of the chaos, he is enjoying the current situation to the fullest!"
"I can't take it anymore!" Saying that, A Miao stretched out her hand and grabbed Hasegawa and Gintoki's clothes at the same time, "I'm going to take you to the police, that's the fastest way!"
"It's all a misunderstanding!" Yin Shi shouted while struggling.
At this moment, Kondo with a snorkeling mask and snorkel on his face emerged from the water with the camera in his hand, raised a very refreshing and straightforward smile, and shouted with a thumbs up: "Miss A Miao! It's my turn to appear! The evidence has been perfectly recorded by the video recorder! It is absolutely possible to arrest the current criminal!"
"Arrest you!!" A Miao roared with white eyes and flew over and kicked both feet at the same time, not only the camera, but also Kondo may have been trampled.
"Young Master!" Tojo, who was dressed like Kondo, raised the camera in one hand and got out of the water with a thumbs up in the other, "The policeman's evil deeds just now have been perfectly recorded! In this way, The stalker will disappear, and the battle is successful!"
"I don't remember having planned that kind of battle!!" Jiubingwei shouted and kicked over, and even took the camera and kicked Dongcheng into the water.
"That's great, Yinsang~" Wearing a white swimsuit, and the two little apes in front of them, who were almost in the same costume, raised their heads from the water with a camera, and shouted excitedly: "I finally recorded it. , Yin Sang's side breasts... ah-!!"
"You're the only one who doesn't want to do what you said!!" Yin Shi snarled while kicking over, with white eyes.
Looking at the three Kondo who were buried in the pool with their heads down, and the blood gradually spreading from their surroundings, several children rushed to the shore as if they were running away.
"Another guest has escaped! Wait a minute!" Upon seeing this, Hasegawa hurriedly shouted.
Just finished speaking, the voice of a little girl came from the side.
"Look, there are people bleeding there too."
Hasegawa looked in the direction pointed by the little girl, and saw a man in a blue and white striped one-piece swimsuit lying face down on the water, motionless, and there was a lot of blood around.
"Hey! Hold on!" Hasegawa hurriedly ran over, "What's going on! Finally even the dead appeared!"
"Ugh!" Gui stood up from the water, held up the fish stuck in his right hand, and shouted to Elizabeth, who was drilling wood to make fire on the shore: "I caught it! Ah ha ha ha ha ha... Elizabeth, hurry up. Light the fire, there's a big meal tonight..."
Before he finished speaking, Gui was knocked out by Jiang Cheng, Yueyong, Kagura, and Shinbaha who were riding the same surfboard from the slide, and the harpoon in his hand was instantly taken off. hand.
"How? It's fun, right?" Jiang Cheng, who had landed safely, said to Yueyong, who was standing beside him with a thumbs-up between his surfboards.
"Well...it's normal..." Yueyong blushed slightly and replied in a low voice.
"It's so exciting! With lube added, it feels like real surfing!" Shinbaha said with a smile.
"Really?" Jiang Cheng laughed.
"This time I want to skate Aru alone!" Kagura grabbed the surfboard in Jiang Cheng's hand and rushed out first.
"Hey! It's too cunning! Kagura-chan!" Shin Baha hurriedly chased after him, "It would be more fun for everyone to play together!"
"Jiangcheng sama! Come with me this time!" For some reason, the members of Baihua who were full of lubricating fluid came over with their surfboards~IndoMTL.com~ Not all of them said that only on surfboards Can you just apply lube? "Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly.
"It's ready! Jiang Cheng sama!" I don't know when Ge Ye, who had recovered, came over with a surfboard.
"Me too!" A mace in one hand, a surfboard in the other, and the horns on his head... It should be the Wai Dao Wan who had been treated by Kuzu Ye also came over.
"Jiang Cheng's sama is our thing!" The group of Miss Baihua shouted one after another, looking at Ge Ye and Wai Dao Wan with bad expressions.
"When did I become an item?" Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly.
"Jiang Cheng sama~ You just said that the lubricating fluid just needs to be applied under it, and people have already... ah!"
Before Ge Ye finished speaking, Jiang Cheng kicked him and flew out again.
"Jiang Cheng sama, you can apply it wherever you want." I don't know when the outsider pill was lying in the quilt, pointing to a bucket of lubricating fluid on the side and saying, "Sa! Come on!"
With another flying kick, Wai Dao Maru, wrapped in a quilt, was kicked and flew out more than ten meters away.
"Really, the level is too low," a Miss Baihua curled her lips in disdain, "That method is all we have left to play!"
"Yes, it's not comparable to us at all~"
"At this level, let's go home honestly~"
Jiang Cheng:...
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Half an hour later, Hasegawa, who was sitting on the bench and saw that there was no longer a guest other than an acquaintance, lowered his head and sighed, "It has become a state of idiot booking, a rare peak season..."
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