Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 545: :Raise your hand to anyone who never wears swimming trunks to the pool!

"Let's change your mind, Hasegawa-san," said Ginshi, who was also sitting on the bench eating grilled fish, "If you're with these idiots, there will definitely be another accident. Wouldn't it be better to have no guests? Fortunately, these guys are strong, so it's okay to leave it alone. Let's take a good rest all day today."

"That's right, that's right." Hasegawa, who was persuaded by Gintoki, pushed the sunglasses on the bridge of his nose, sighed and sighed, and immediately got up and raised the draft beer mug and Gintoki who was also holding draft beer. After touching a cup, "Even if it's a daily shift, there is a summer vacation! It's okay if we take a break!"

"That's right! Anyway, this one is just for those guys who don't want to watch the Olympic Games live and only pay attention to the number of gold medals!" Yinshi replied, "And we don't have many readers at all! Found it!"

"Oops! Thinking like this, my mood suddenly gets HIGH!" Hasegawa exclaimed and shouted excitedly: "Can I have the whole fruit?! Can I take off my whole body and swim butterfly in the pool?!"

"Can I get a strawberry milk pool?! Can I drown in strawberry milk?!"

"Yeah! It's okay, it's okay!" Hasegawa ripped off his lifeguard uniform, "because it's all over here today..."

"—Our heaven!" I don't know when I brought an oversized jug of strawberry milk, I was pouring silver into the pool, and I tore off my beach shorts, covering the mosaic part with one hand in a diving posture Hasegawa exclaimed excitedly at the same time.

But just as Hasegawa went down to the pool and Gintoki was pouring strawberry milk by himself, a gunshot of "Bang!" brought Gintoki and Hasegawa back to reality.

Gintoki and Hasegawa ignored the strawberry milk bottle that had been shot through by the bullet.

"Hey—" Mr. Matsudaira, holding a pistol and a cigarette in his mouth, looked at the two of them with a slightly impatient tone, "I've been calling you since just now, didn't you hear me? ... lend me the beach shorts."

[That...that's...] Cold sweat dripped from Yin Shi's face, his mouth half-opened, his eyes wide open, and his entire face began to twitch.

"Oh, the person I was traveling with suddenly said that he wanted to swim," Song Pinggong pointed behind him with a bit of helplessness on his face, "It's definitely more fun to talk to him about the bar, really~ So ah , we didn't bring beach shorts in a hurry, but since it is a swimming pool, there are always rentals or sales here, right?"

Speaking, Song Pinggong once again aimed the muzzle at the two of them, "If not, take yours off for me within three seconds! One!"

Bang!

The bullet hit Yinshi's feet, causing Yinshi to tremble.

"Don't be so arrogant, Katakuri Tiger." The young man with a turban on his head walked over slowly, "Don't worry about it..."

【That...that is! ! 】 Looking at the approaching young man, Yin Shi's eyes widened, his facial muscles almost convulsed, 【Could it be, that is...? ! ]

Momao, who ripped off his kimono and turban, was left with only a pair of white briefs. He saw him with one hand on his hips, and he said solemnly: "The general's family has been used for generations, and they are also ordinary briefs when swimming. Pie!"

【General...will...general card yo-! ! 】Gintoki and Hasegawa are in bad shape.

"Hey, are you alright?" Mr. Matsudaira, with his hands in his uniform pockets, casually reminded Mao Mao, who had his hands on his hips, "Swimming in briefs will make you soak through. It's not Saturday at eight o'clock, and General Storm Fang has revealed his identity."

"There's no way," Mao Mao's eyes were extremely serious, "the general's family has been the general of Lonely Square from generation to generation."

【Yes...is that the problem! 】Gintoki and Hasegawa, who didn't know when to put on beach shorts and came to the shore, were also covered in cold sweat, with black lines at the corners of his eyes, and the corners of his mouth twitched as he thought to himself.

“I’ve always wanted to take a swim in a place like the swimming pool,” Mao Mao continued, and then turned his face to look at Jiang Cheng and the others who were playing in the swimming pool, showing a bit of yearning on his face, "This is also a good opportunity to experience how ordinary people spend the hot summer. Also, the gentleman who just promised to take me to Yoshihara to experience the swimming pool is not in Yoshihara, but... I didn't expect to be here, maybe it's a fate..."

【Is that the bastard? ! 】 Yin Shi gritted his teeth and looked at Jiang Cheng, who was surrounded by a group of Miss Baihua in the swimming pool, and thought bitterly in his heart, "What kind of swimming pool does this **** want to take the general to experience! Natural stay should have a limit! ]

"Hey~ He's really a curious person~" Song Pinggong responded with a little helplessness, turned around and walked away slowly, and at the same time reminded, "Then I'll go to the bar I often go to first. Hey, and you two, teach me how to play the swimming pool, after all, we also sneaked out, and the identity of the general must be kept secret."

"Ah!" Mr. Matsudaira, who suddenly thought of something, raised his hand and waved, and then reminded in a casual tone, "If there is an accident, both of you and I will lose our heads. That's it, please. now..."

Looking at Matsudaira-kun who left without looking back, Gintoki and Hasegawa opened their mouths wide, and shouted in their hearts with black lines: [Wait...wait a minute! ]

"Just call me a teenager, please give me more advice." Mao Mao's very polite person opened his mouth to the two.

[Also...I want to wrap up all the swimming pools and take a day off...Why does the general come to such a place? Why does the general always show up at this time? 】Ginshi twitched the corner of his mouth and glanced at Hasegawa, who was beside him, and then looked at Momo who was holding the supports on both sides of the disinfection tank to disinfect only there, 【Why only disinfect there? ! ]

Immediately afterwards, Yin Shi looked at Jiang Cheng and the others who were blindfolded and playing darts (Kunai) in the swimming pool, and then thought to himself: [What a joke! This swimming pool is no longer an ordinary swimming pool. It is the sea of ​​magic where the idiots in Edo came to vacation - the Benmu Great Delta! ]

"It looks like you're having a good time." Mao Mao, who had been sterilized there, came to the pool and was forced to stand by the pool with an apple in his hand. Jiang Cheng, who was trembling, and Yue Yong, who was blindfolded, holding a few kunai ready to release, and A Miao, who was cheering for everyone, showed a bit of yearning on their faces, and said softly, "I also want to. Join them..."

【Where is the fun? ! If it wasn't for that idiot's health, he would have died a long time ago! If you were an ordinary person, you would have been played to death by now, okay? 】 Yin Shi frantically complained in his heart, 【Where does that kind of thing make you find it interesting? ! It's not enough to change your words! ]

【Silver Sang...how...what should I do? ] Hasegawa twitched half of his face and looked at Gintoki with black lines all over his head.

【No way! 】 Yin Shi's expression is solemn, his bloodshot eyes widened, 【Absolutely not! Letting the general join there is like throwing Ken Matsudaira into the sharks with only a pair of sand hammers in full fruit state! ]

【I know! Silver Sang! But... what should I do? ! Silver Sang! If we don't let the generals enjoy themselves, we... our heads are...! ! 】 Hasegawa's expression gradually became frightened, and he even thought of a scene similar to the empty river bank at dusk, his head being pecked by crows.

[It's useless to say these things now! 】 Yin Shi tore off his lifeguard uniform, grabbed a swimming ring and went down into the pool, 【I can only find a way to follow these idiots and let the general have fun and go home! You put on the swimming cap and goggles for the general, and don't let those guys find out! ]

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Yin Shi, who came to Jiang Cheng's group with a swimming ring on, said, "Well, stop for a while, everyone listen to me."

"What's wrong, Aru? Gin-chan also wants to play together, Aru?" Kagura asked Gintoki suspiciously.

"Yes, yes, but the newcomer has to lift the apple three times." Jiang Cheng, whose back and head were full of kunai, hugged his hands and nodded in agreement.

"What's the rule?! Not even once! Who else can survive that kind of thing here but you! Stop me! Stop me that game that kills ordinary people! Yin Shibai struggled to complain, then turned his head and pointed to Mao Mao, who had already put on his swimming cap and goggles on the shore, "And, it's not me, it's the one over there, that...a teenager. That person. Said I wanted to play with you."

"We are totally fine." A Miao replied.

"No way, let him join, Miss A Miao." Kondo, who emerged from the water beside A Miao, said helplessly with his hands in his arms.

"It's really cute," the little ape who emerged from the water put his hands on his hips and smiled helplessly, "Is there such a clumsy child who doesn't know how to integrate into the circle of friends~"

"Come here! Junior!" Dongcheng, who stood up from the water, shouted in the direction of Mao Maodi ~IndoMTL.com~ Come here! Junior! we are already friends! But it is forbidden to chat with the young master! "

"No, you are not qualified to say such things." Yin Shi said without hesitation.

"Jiang Cheng sama! The ten minutes of holding your breath in the water has been completed!" Ge Ye and Wai Dao Maru said at the same time as they stood up from the water.

"You two are completely irrelevant!" Yin Shi complained angrily.

"Hold it for another two hours." Jiang Chengcheng just glanced at the two of them lightly, then turned his head to look at Mao Mao by the shore, his expression became a little more serious, "Yin Shi, that person..." /

【Is it exposed? ! 】 Yin Shi was shocked.

"Are you wearing briefs?" Jiang Cheng pointed at Mao Mao and looked at Yin Shi.

【Is this the point you noticed? ! 】 Yin Shi once again complained in his heart.

"Indeed, although we have nothing to do with each other," Yueyong, who was standing beside Jiang Cheng, clasped her hands and said, "but the man was wearing briefs instead of swimming trunks, right?"

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