Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 547: :Man, you want to be like one on the outside!

"Well, definitely don't get off the rubber raft." A Miao reminded.

"Never submerge in water," Kagura added relentlessly.

Silver Hasegawa:...

At this time, for some unknown reason, Mao Mao pouted the corners of his mouth, the tears of grievance in his swimming goggles gradually filled the entire swimming goggles, and at the same time, Mao Mao was still trembling slightly.

"Is this...is this really okay?" Hasegawa, with sweat on his face and black lines at the corners of his eyes, asked Ginshi in a low voice, "Don't talk about being a companion, you can't go into the water, General. Even though I didn't go into the water, my swimming goggles were filled with water, General! It's over! I'm absolutely angry! I'm going to be beheaded! I'm going to be beheaded now!"

"Calm down," Gintoki, who has the same expression as Hasegawa, said in a low voice, but his voice was trembling, and of course, his body, "Now it's good to start making happy summer memories, when it comes to summer What comes to mind? What comes to mind when it comes to swimming pools? What comes to mind when it comes to swimwear?”

Hasegawa, who suddenly got something, glanced at Yinshi while his sunglasses flashed: [Difficult... Could it be...]

"Yo Xi! Let's start playing when we're all in!" Gintoki suddenly raised his fist and shouted, ""Heartbeat! All samurai...humans...no, no, men and women riding in water Battle Competition", dong dong dong, bang bang bang ~"

【Go...go away! ! 】 Hasegawa was like being struck by lightning, and praised in his heart, 【The white female body twisted and tangled together in the water, and the looming twinkling twins【Beep—】, Yin Sang! This trick works! This move will surely save the general from drowning in tears of sadness! ]

"Yo Xi, then start the team with a team of two now." Gintoki explained the rules of the game, "One is the rider sitting on the rubber raft, and the other is the horse that drags the rubber raft. You lose if the raft falls off or the headband is removed."

Speaking, Yin Shi hooked the corner of his mouth, showing a sinister smile, "However, it doesn't matter if it's not the headband that was actually removed."

At the same time, Shin Baha, Tojo, Kondo, and a group of Miss Baihua, who got the hidden information in Yinshi's words, turned around and rushed towards the shore.

Looking at the crowd vying for the rubber raft on the shore, Hasegawa hooked the corner of his mouth and thought to himself: [Have you noticed? As expected of Yinsang, let the guy who doesn't know the inside story stand on our side in an instant! ]

But then, after seeing the grouping, Hasegawa and Gintoki couldn't smile anymore. I saw that all the members of Baihua were in groups of two at this time, surrounding Jiang Cheng, and their eyes were burning with a special arrogance called desire, and their eyes were locked tightly on Jiang Cheng's blue line. colored beach pants.

Apart from these people, standing on the rubber raft and mumbling something, Kondo, Tojo, and Shinhachi, who had nothing but energy in their eyes, were standing beside them.

【Why is it like this! What are you **** doing on it! 】 Yin Shi looked at the three of Xin Ba Ha, who had white hairbands on their heads, bursting with blue veins, and complaining about the collapse in their hearts, 【 What are you trying to get rid of! asshole! These guys, want to see the light and want to go crazy, haven't they realized that it has become a situation where they can't see the light? No, I can't say that exactly...]

Yin Shi turned his head to look at the group of Miss Baihua surrounding Jiang Cheng, [But...the goal in the eyes of those guys is too clear! And... it's too united! Everyone is going for that idiot! what is that? Siege? ! ]

"That...I haven't said I want to participate yet," Jiang Cheng, who was thrown onto a rubber raft by the Wai Dao Maru obviously hadn't figured out the situation, raised his hand and said with a blank expression, "Why don't you say it? So privately decided?"

"Don't worry, Jiang Cheng sama." Wai Dao Wan, standing in front of Jiang Xiang's raft, turned around and wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, "I will protect your [beep-]!"

"To be honest, you are the most dangerous one..." Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly.

"Humph, boring." Yueyong, who was also standing in front of Jiang Cheng's rubber raft, snorted lightly while holding her hands.

"Can you put away the Kuwu in your hand?" Jiang Cheng complained expressionlessly.

"Listen! You guys!" Yueyong shouted to the group of Miss Baihua who were ready to go, "Have a good rest when you are resting! Play well when you are playing! Work hard when you are working Do you understand?!"

"Hey! Chief!" All Miss Baihua responded at the same time, and once again fixed their eyes on Jiang Cheng's beach pants.

"Hey, what did you mean just now?" Jiang Cheng complained with a look of contempt.

Yin Shi, who was on the side, looked at this scene, and the corners of his eyes began to twitch, but before he could complain, Yin Shi suddenly found that the water in front of him began to bubble up.

"Ah! I can make Yin Sang ride as a horse! Yin Sang is riding on me! Ah——!!" The little ape kneeling at the bottom of the swimming pool was so excited that he couldn't stop.

[As for this guy, I have absolutely no idea what she's thinking! 】 Yin Shi's heart collapsed and thought, and then shouted to the people in front of him: "Hey! Give me enough time!"

Speaking, Gintoki pointed to Hasegawa, who was drifting over to the side, hugging his knees and sitting alone on the rubber raft, "Hasegawa-san has become a victim who drifted to an isolated island! Think about it and try again. Form a team! It must be better for someone with more strength to be the horse?"

"That's why Aru is like this." Kagura, who was standing in front of Shinpachi, replied as a matter of course.

"Really!" Yin Shi finally came to his senses, holding his head a little frantically, "If you think about it carefully, girls are stronger!"

"Anyway, you're just thinking about ergonomics, aren't you?" A Miao, who stood in front of Kondo, put her hands on her hips and said with disdain, "You can see through it at a glance."

"Who is interested in your cliffs!" Yin Shi said instantly, "I'm not a rock climber!"

Hearing the sound, a red # character representing anger instantly appeared on A Miao's head.

"Miss A Miao!" Kondo crouched down and said to A Miao seriously, "I will climb up any kind of cliff! Because there is a [beep-] head there!"

A Miao, who instantly stretched out her index and middle fingers, inserted them into Kondo's nostrils, and threw her into the water with force, roared with white eyes, "Are you looking for death?!"

"It's useless for you to pretend to be stupid, it's all written on your face." Yueyong turned her face away, showing a look of contempt.

"Huh? What are you talking about?" Jiang Cheng, who was sitting on the rubber raft with his pinky out of his ears, said with a squinting expression on his face.

For some reason, Yueyong, whose face was slightly red, turned her face to the other side, and continued in a low voice: "Everyone said...don't be stupid, you can't hide it at all."

"It's your idiots who can't hide it, right!" Yin Shi pointed to a group of Miss Baihua who were all staring at Jiang Cheng and complained.

"Yes, young master, we have never thought about those nasty things," Dongcheng patted his chest and vowed, "It's definitely not what you think! Right? Your Excellency Yinshi!"

"That's right, there's no one who thinks about such nasty things..." Yin Shi lied without thinking, but before he finished speaking, he suddenly heard the sound of falling water droplets behind him, and even turned his head to look. In the past, I saw Mao Mao's nose bleed, his eyes serious and full of energy.

【General card! ! 】 Yin Shi's whole person is not well.

"That, private Marseille, young general," Yinshi turned around and pointed at Mao Mao, who couldn't stop the nosebleed, and reminded in a low voice, "You're expecting too much, and everything you're thinking has been seen through. …”

"The general's family has always been too excited to sleep the night before the hike." Mao Mao replied solemnly.

"Who cares about you!" Yin Shi said in a hurry, "Anyway, can you just shut your mouth and go to sleep now?"

Then, Yinshi turned around again and shouted to the crowd, "Yo Xi! Then guess the boxing decision! The winner decides whether to be a rider or a horse according to their preference! As punishment, those who know well will jump from the highest platform. Come down!"

"What does this have to do with horseback riding?" Yue Yong groaned.

"Don't worry about so much! It's more fun if there's punishment!" Yinshi retorted, then secretly smirked, and added in his heart: [If you jump from that height, the woman's swimsuit will easily slip off . Even if it doesn't disappear, there are definitely swimming trunks! Show off your sloppy looks! little girls! ]

So... two minutes later.

Whoa!

After the huge splash, Gintoki looked blankly at Mao Mao lying on the water, and his whole person became even worse.

Why are you the general again——! !

"I said young general, who do you think I did this for?" Yin Shi reminded in a low voice.

The teenager turned around, looked at Yin Shi, and said again in a serious manner: "Although the generations are like briefs~IndoMTL.com~, it seems that T-back is also a good choice."

"Are you awakening a new hobby?!" Yin Shi complained with white eyes.

"Hey, where's the excitement?" Yueyong stared at Mao Mao's crotch, "It's just uncle's buttocks with underwear."

"Bastard! It's rare to see such noble **** in a lifetime!" Yin Shi reprimanded with a serious expression.

"Anyway, do you want us to do some work?" A Miao put her hands on her hips and turned her face away to show a look of contempt again, "You can see through it at a glance."

"Who would be interested in your swimming trunks!" Yin Shi retorted, "I'm not a diver!"

Hearing the sound, a red # character appeared on A Miao's head again.

"Miss A Miao! I'm not interested in swimming trunks either!" Kondo shouted while lying down.

"You don't have one either!" A Miaobai shouted with eyes at the same time, and directly smashed Kondo with an uppercut.

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