Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 548: :Man…it’s better to focus on 11 o’clock!

"It's useless to pretend to be stupid, there's already evidence." Kubei, who was standing in front of the rubber raft carrying Dongcheng in a swimming ring, closed his eyes and said slowly.

"Nothing at all!" Dongcheng, who was squatting on the rubber raft, quickly defended, "We definitely don't have those unbearable thoughts! Right? Your Excellency Yinshi? And Your Excellency Jiang Cheng!"

"Are you wearing swimming trunks..." Jiang Cheng sat on the rubber raft, pinched his chin, frowned slightly, closed his eyes and thought for a while before opening them, "Indeed, I have no interest at all. Ass or something... far worse than Opie or something, in my eyes there is no comparison between the two."

"Shut up!" Yin Shibai yelled.

"Hey?" Jiang Cheng was stunned for a moment, then showed a displeased expression, and retorted: "Wait a minute! I was clearly talking to you just now! Why is this attitude! Do you want to fight?! You bastard. !”

"Perhaps so, but that statement of yours is unpleasant." Gintoki curled the corners of his mouth, and then said to Kubei: "In short, we have absolutely no unbearable thoughts."

"Then..." Saying that, Kubei pointed behind Gintoki, "What is that?"

Hearing the sound, Yin Shi turned his head and looked over, and saw a huge mace standing upright in Mao Mao's crotch. The owner of the tooth stick, Waidoumaru, is serving as the "Stand-holder" or "Stand-holder".

"Go!" Fidomaru raised a small yellow flag with "Adventure" written somewhere, tied to the top of his mace.

【It's Adventure—! ! 】 Yin Shi's whole person is even worse.

"Do you want to use such a method to stimulate our sense of adventure and lead us to embark on a dangerous adventure?" Jiubingwei thought back.

"Where does that pose arouse your adventurous heart!" Yin Shi pointed at the crotch of Mao Mao's mosaic, and frantically complained, "No matter how you look at it, you are just a victim!"

"When you see a hole like that, it's like raising a flag, right?" Kubei's serious face, with a touch of blush on his cheeks, replied solemnly, "What a shameless trap..."

"Those of you who want to erect a flag in that kind of place will be more shameless!" Yin Shi burst his veins and complained loudly.

After saying that, Yin Shi hurriedly turned around and ran behind Mao Mao, who was lying on the rubber raft with his **** pouted, and eagerly shouted: "Little general—!"

At this time, Mao Mao, who had been played badly, buried his face in the rubber raft and muttered: "The adventures are all ships carrying famous adventurers..."

"Cheer up!" Yin Shi hurriedly shouted, "You are not the Adventure, but the General Zhengyi!"

At this time, Kagura was standing not far behind Gintoki. He opened his mouth to Yin Shi and said, "If you really want to see it all go away, just change the rules, Aru~"

"Huh?" Yin Shi was stunned for a moment and turned to look at Kagura.

Three minutes later...

"Stop doing those ramblings," Kagura suggested, standing in front of the crowd, "Everyone who goes out will be out of the game, that's fine."

"Sounds good." A Miao clasped her hands together and praised.

"Good idea." Kubei echoed.

"It's great to be able to see the light as much as you like." Yue Yong said.

"We agree too!" All Miss Baihua said in unison, looking at Jiang Cheng, some kind of flame was getting stronger and stronger.

"Wait a minute!" Yin Shi hurriedly shouted, "In such a chaotic situation, doing that kind of thing is not good at all!"

However, several ladies ignored Gintoki's words and shouted at the same time: "Okay, then...start!!"

As soon as Yueyong and the others finished speaking, they saw Shinba Haw, Kondo and Dongcheng being torn apart directly. At the same time, Miss Baihua and sisters on the other side rushed towards Lianma (waidoumaru) at the same time. The enemy's Jiang Cheng.

"Hey, why did you start without permission!" Yin Shi, who was standing in front of Mao Mao, shouted.

"That..." Standing on the rubber raft with his arms in front of his chest, the excited Mao Mao said solemnly, "I... want to go there..."

After looking in the direction of Mao Mao and seeing all the members of Baihua who were fighting with Jiang Cheng with a grim expression, Yin Shi replied with a blank expression: " That... let's forget it over there, those women... are not something you can handle, General. Their level is too high, and it is absolutely impossible for a junior adventurer like you. They will be instantly killed in one turn. Now Or..."

Speaking, Yin Shi directly pulled up the rope on the rubber raft, gritted his teeth and exerted all his strength, and rushed towards the shore, "I must not let the general be ashamed again!"

At this moment, not far behind Maomao, Dongcheng, who was struggling to drag Maomao's underwear several meters away, shouted: "You won't be allowed to escape! Young master! Did you see it? My heroism!"

"Hey! This isn't funny at all!" Yin Shi's eyes widened, with blue veins bursting on his face, while struggling to drag the rubber raft, he complained loudly, "The young general's thigh will be crushed to pieces. Dangerous, it's going to be gone, it's going to be gone! Pull up! Pull up your panties! Junior—!"

Hearing the sound, Mao Mao pulled the two sides of her **** over her shoulders, as if she was wearing... a lady's one-piece high-cut swimsuit.

"Where are you going?!" Yin Shi's whole body was not well, and his voice became hoarse. "Is this already a loss? Even if you don't lose, you still lose, right? As a human being."

As soon as Yinshi finished speaking, Shinbahaw and Kondo also grabbed one side of Mao Mao's underwear, forming a triangle with Dongcheng, and pulled Mao Mao's underwear a few meters away.

The three of them held on to each other's **** tightly. The Mosaic Mosaic is completely exposed.

"I said, please forgive him!" Yin Shi shouted frantically, "Stop talking!"

"Shinhachi-kun, even my brother-in-law, I won't let the water go!" Kondo opened his bloodshot eyes and shouted through gritted teeth.

"What the **** are you doing! These guys!" Ginshi collapsed and complained.

"Who is your brother-in-law!" Xin Baha retorted without hesitation, "Even if it's an orangutan... I won't lose!"

"Why are you so serious about grabbing an uncle's underwear!" Yin Shi frantically complained.

"You can't lose!" Kondo used all his strength and shouted through gritted teeth, "I carry Miss A Miao's..."

"You're carrying the girls' dreams of seeing everything!!" Kondo, Shinhachi, and Tojo shouted at the same time.

Ginshi looked at A Miao, Kubei and Kagura who were playing volleyball in the shallow water area beside them, and then looked at those who were still being besieged by a group of Miss Baihua and were struggling. Jiang Cheng frantically complained: "No one is interested in your disappearance! The girls are playing beach volleyball so much! The only people who are interested in the disappearance of men are the tigresses! And they're not interested in you either! It's that idiot OTAKU!"

Afterwards, Yin Shi turned his attention to Mao Mao, who was in a state where his underwear was separated from his body, and the mosaic part was completely exposed, "By the way, can this still be called wearing underwear? Can it still be worn? Can it be called panties? I'm ashamed because they are panties!"

Taking advantage of the gap between Yin Shi's words, Mao Mao went to the shore as if he was nothing, walked straight to the vending machine against the wall, put in a coin and pressed the button of the canned coffee.

"I actually went to buy canned coffee!" Yin Shi's expression gradually changed from surprise to panic, "I was pulling my underwear, and I went to buy canned coffee almost all the way!"

Looking at Shigeru who picked up the can of coffee and drank coffee on his torn **** with his legs crossed, Kondo opened his eyes wide and exclaimed. With a cry, "Impossible! It doesn't even take our strength in the slightest!"

"Where the **** is that man!" Shin Baha and the others were surprised at the same time.

At this time, Mao Mao put down the canned coffee that he had already drank, took a few steps back like pulling a slingshot to charge up, and then showed a very serious expression, got up and jumped up, crossing his arms and stopping in front of his chest , charged straight towards the three of Xin Baji.

At the same time, Jiang Cheng, who was still tired of dealing with Baihua's sisters, raised his eyes slightly and glanced at the direction of Xinbaha's group, and then gently hooked the corner of his mouth.

"It's time for us to... end here."

After Jiang Cheng said something softly, he directly pulled up the arm of the nearest Wai Dao Maru and threw it a dozen meters away.

Then, a kind of Miss Baihua surrounding Jiang Cheng was horrified to discover that Jiang Cheng... disappeared in front of everyone!

Just as Miss Baihua was looking for Jiang Cheng's figure, Jiang Cheng's voice came from behind the Miss Baihua.

"The winner is determined."

"Jiang Cheng sama!" A group of Miss Baihua followed the voice and looked back, only to see Jiang Cheng standing on the shore, squinting and smiling at everyone.

Immediately afterwards, both Miss Baihua here and Xin Ba Hao over there heard the sound of clothes being torn off at the same time.

But... it's a little different. The swim trunks that Xin Ba Hao and the others were torn apart by Mao Mao, and the ones that Miss Baihua and sisters were torn apart by Jiang Cheng were... the mask and the white headband on their heads.

"You don't have to cover that face all the time," Jiang Cheng said with squinted eyes and a smile, "go straight to the sun."

"But..." A group of Miss Baihua covered the scars on their faces, lowered their heads and said weakly, "Scars will scare people..."

"Scars on the face... Actually, it's not that important, as long as there are no scars in the heart." Jiang Cheng continued with a smile, "Also, everyone is beautiful~ The face is good, the heart is good. I am I think so."

In an instant, all Miss Baihua blushed, and then rushed towards Jiang Cheng at the same time.

"Love you! Jiang Cheng sama!" ×n

At this time, Mao Mao, who had already taken off his swimming cap and goggles, was being bowed down and bowed down by the three of Xin Ba Ha, looked at Jiang Cheng, who was surrounded by the cheers of Bai Hua's sisters, and sighed softly. , "I...still far inferior to that man..."

Speaking, Mao Mao looked at Yin Shi again, "It's really troublesome for you, the swimming pool is really an interesting place, thank you for giving me a wonderful summer vacation, I can play again next summer..."

Before he finished speaking, Mao Mao was suddenly knocked out by Gui and Elizabeth, who were riding the lubricated surfboard down the slide at high speed.

Guai, who went ashore safely, paid no attention to Mao Mao, who was floating on the water with his underwear on, hugged his surfboard and shouted to Jiang Cheng, who was still surrounded by a group of Miss Baihua: "This slippery The things are really good, as expected of the hidden trump card of our organization! Hahaha! If this is the case, the shogunate may be overthrown! Yossi, again! Elizabeth!"

Looking at Gui and Elizabeth who were far away, Yinshi looked at Maomao floating on the water, and after a long silence, she narrowed her eyes and said expressionlessly:

"Enough is enough..."

At this time, on the shore of the swimming pool, with his back to the swimming pool, one hand hugging his chest, and the other hand holding a cigarette stick lightly, Yueyong stood beside the Baihua members, looking at Jiang Cheng who was smiling and squinting in front of him, He sighed softly: "What an incredible man..."

But as soon as the words fell, Yueyong suddenly heard the sound of clothes being torn. She froze for a while, then looked down at her upper body swimsuit that was slowly falling down for some reason, and then raised her head and glanced at the place in front of her. When he turned his face away, Jiang Cheng tried his best not to look at him.

The air freezes...

……

At dusk, Jiang Cheng and others were on their way back to Yoshihara.

"That, really don't blame me!" Jiang Cheng, who had no good place all over his body, said to Yueyong, whose face was already blushing, "It was you who stood beside everyone at that time! It was me! When you ripped off everyone's masks! I didn't even notice that you were there at that time! If you want to blame, you can only blame yourself! But then again, at that time, I really felt that there was a mask that didn't feel right, it turned out to be a swimsuit the belt..."

"Shut up for me!" Yueyong took out several kunai from her arms and stabbed Jiang Cheng's head with a blushing face.

"Jiang Cheng sama!" Miss Baihua, who was not wearing a mask, rushed to Jiang Cheng in an instant and helped him up.

"And, after all, I didn't see anything at all!" Jiang Cheng got up and retorted angrily with white eyes.

"Really...really?" Yue Yong, whose mosquito-repellent incense eyes had not completely disappeared, asked intermittently.

"Hmm! I didn't see it at all!" Jiang Cheng nodded as if he was pecking at the rice.

Hearing the sound, Yueyong breathed a sigh of relief, but at the same time there was a faint sense of loss in her heart.

"At that time, Jiang Cheng sama clearly said something like "90 points" in a low voice. "A Miss Baihua raised her hand and said.

"Yes, I heard that too."

"I heard that too,"

"And I..."

……

Listening to the words of the ladies and sisters Baihua, Yueyong's forehead turned black, and at the same time, several blue veins appeared on her face, and then she took out a few kunai from her arms without any hesitation~IndoMTL.com ~Hey! You are doing it on purpose! "Jiang Cheng shouted to the ladies and sisters of Baihua.

Yueyong: "Wash the inside-!!"

"Ah—!!" Jiang Cheng screamed.

……

"Brother Jiang Cheng, Sister Yueyong, I spent a whole afternoon exercising at the dojo alone today!" Harita, who happened to meet Jiang Cheng and others at the gate of Yoshihara, grinned and pointed at Hong with a thumbs up. Yueyong, who had a face, and Jiang Cheng, who had lost blood, who was being supported by a group of Miss Baihua, shouted, "But then again, where have everyone gone? Why does Brother Jiang Cheng look so weak? What happened? "

"The swimming pool...is really a dangerous place." Jiang Cheng said weakly.

After being silent for a while, Qingta raised her aggrieved face, pouted, and tears of grievance loomed in the corners of her eyes.

"Why-?!"

(Pool, End.)

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