Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 55: :The one being held up, Sakamoto’s [Great Justice] (four thousand words, Sakamoto out…

"Kagura-chan, are you alright? Don't be stubborn..." Saying this, Shinpachi looked at Kagura aside.

"It's fine, Aru... As long as you have an umbrella..." Kagura replied weakly, then stood up, "I'm just a little thirsty, I'll go to the river over there for a drink... "

Looking at Kagura walking into the distance, Shinbaha finally reacted and shouted at Kagura: "You see the river?! You must not cross that river!" (Note: Japanese legends You will reach the underworld by crossing the Santu River within seven days of death.)

Saying that, Shinhachi rushed forward and knocked down Kagura, stopping Kagura's footsteps.

"Dad...let me go..." Kagura raised his face and said weakly, "I've had enough of boxing or something...I really want to drink water..."

"Who is your father!" Xin Baha complained and looked at Yin Shi and Jiang Cheng behind him, "Yin Sang, Jiang Cheng Sang, it's not good, Kagura is going to cross the Santu River! "

"That kind of thing is deceiving children," Jiang Cheng stood up, and at the same time lifted the already hot Harita on his back and shouted at Kagura, "Kagura, come here. Here, let's go to the old lady on the bridge over there and ask for a bowl of iced mung bean soup."

"Hey! You're about the same!" Shinba roared.

"You're the one who coaxes children," Yinshi said disdainfully, and walked up to Kagura at the same time, patted Kagura's face, "Hey, Kagura, cheer up..."

"Idiot dad, I'd better continue boxing..." Kagura was still immersed in fantasy.

"This can't be done, my eyes are gone," Gintoki said while looking at Kagura's eyes, while leaning down and carrying Kagura on his back, "I'll carry her to the river over there to drink some water. "..." He started walking to the other side.

"Hey! Didn't you see it too?!" Shin Baha hurriedly grabbed the two of them.

"What are you shouting? Can't you see it?" Yinshi retorted, "Ah, there are flower beds..."

At this time, Sakamoto staggered over, pointed at Ginshi and said, "Oh! Isn't this Miss A Ling? Marry me..."

"How come you can't do it so soon!"

Yinshi's side is going to Santuhe, and Jiangcheng's side is going to Meng Po. Xin Ba Haw stood in the same place and the whole person was not well.

But at this moment, a passenger pointed to the sky and shouted, "So, what is that?!"

Then everyone raised their heads and looked at the small black spot that was getting bigger and bigger. , are three spaceships!

"It's the ship! Someone's here to save us!" a passenger shouted.

The rest of the passengers also cheered happily...

After the spaceship landed, Sakamoto scratched his head embarrassedly to Lu Ou and said, "Ahahaha, I'm really bothering you, Mutsu, I made you run so far to pick me up..."

"This kind of thing is not an example," Mutsu replied with some helplessness, "Our ship is for business, not a rescue team. As the boss, you are always like this, brothers are very embarrassed, and, say hello. It's not an example to run out and walk around without fighting."

"I'm so sorry, I really like the women of the Earth, ahahaha."

"You are really annoying, why are you still not dead..."

"Haha, Mutsu, you have a bad mouth."

"Sakamoto-san, this is..." Shin Baha polished his glasses and looked at the large spaceships before asking.

"Oh, it's called the [Quick Rescue Team], it's my private fleet..."

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At this point, all the passengers have boarded the spaceship of the fast rescue team, and Sakamoto is taking Shin Hachi to visit the cabin.

"This ship is not designed to fight in the air, the hull itself is a company," explained Sakamoto.

"Company?"

"That's right, I'm driving this ship to do some large-scale business, reselling items between planets, just to get some trade," said, the two have come to the outside of the cabin, Sakamoto glanced at the bright lights on the ship's body The metal barrel of the gun continued, "But the universe is not very peaceful recently, so I am equipped with some weapons like this."

"Sakamoto-san, it seems that you just look a little stupid." Shinhachi sighed while lying on the guardrail.

"Ahahahaha, why do you want me to cry so much..." Sakamoto was speechless, but he continued, "What can influence people's hearts is neither force nor thought, but profit. To the heavens and the earth People can seek reconciliation if they bring benefits, and I just follow my own ideas to defend my country.”

"It's amazing," Shinhachi said with emotion, then turned his head to look at Yinshi who was holding a wooden bucket behind to feed Kagura, sighed and continued, "Our generals have been This looks like a fool."

"Ahahaha, that guy is really confusing, no, it's not that guy, it's those two guys," Sakamoto said, looking at Jiang Cheng, who was snoring softly with his eyes closed, " However, when I see the two of them, I feel that nothing has changed, it is exactly the same as before... There are some things about them that are the same, although I can't explain it, but I can understand..."

Suddenly, Sakamoto seemed to have thought of something, "Suga, Jiang Cheng asked me for help before..."

But at this moment, a green tentacle wrapped Sakamoto's whole body several times and dragged him out. It was only after Xin Baha found out that many of the staff of the fast rescue team had been recruited...

"That's...!" Shin Baha shouted in disbelief.

"Ahahaha, it seems that the weather is still too hot, and I have hallucinations again..." Sakamoto, who was kidnapped by tentacles, still had an indifferent expression, "Don't worry about it, it's just an illusion..."

"What is that?!"

"Monster!"

Several cabin crew members panicked when they pointed to the countless large green tentacles that had been drilled out of the sand.

"What the **** is..."

"That's a sandworm," Mutsu came over and answered Shin Baha's confusion, "the creature at the top of the food chain on this planet. It was supposed to be a quiet guy, probably a group of people in the desert. It woke up from the noise."

"I told you! How can you be so calm when your boss is in such a big trouble!"

"It was he who always acted recklessly before he suffered the consequences," said Mutsu, shouting at the tentacles, "Sandworm! Kill that shaggy man, the lower body is the focus of the attack."

"Do you have any deep hatred..."

"Ahahaha, how could I die in a place like this?!" Sakamoto took out his gun and rescued all the companions who had the same experience as him, but he didn't save himself.

"Everyone run away!" Sakamoto shouted.

The members of the rescue team who fell to the ground quickly ran to the spaceship.

At this moment, a huge creature with a hard shell emerged from the sand, which must be the sandworm that Mutsu said. At the same time, the entire hull began to shake violently.

Seeing the sandworm bigger than the three ships combined, Xin Bazhu panicked, "Come out, come out!"

Sandworm stretched out several tentacles and wrapped the entire fleet.

"Bastard! It's going to drag several ships into the sand!" Mutsu scolded.

"Use the cannon! Shoot it!" Sakamoto shouted.

"If you open fire, Sakamoto-san, don't you come along too..." Shinhachi shouted.

"Don't mind me!"

"But, Sakamoto-san..."

Before Shin Baha could finish speaking, he heard Mutsu, who was on the side, give the order first: "Prepare for artillery!"

At the same time, everyone obeyed and aimed the barrel at the sandworm.

"I told you, you really plan to kill Sakamoto-san!" Shinba said angrily, "Isn't he the captain?!"

"[Never lose the righteousness], you must not put all passengers in danger for that guy alone. What you should do now is to save the lives of all passengers!" After speaking, Mutsu turned his head to look at Xin Baha, "[Never lose the righteousness] But that guy's mantra, that guy left his comrades who were fighting on the ground in the war against foreigners and went to the universe, why do you think he did this? It's for the sake of righteousness, he is for the country The painful choice he finally made after thinking about his future, of course, it was really painful, and the war ended after he went to the universe..."

"Although he was in so much pain at the time, he continued to make his own decisions. We were attracted to him and gathered here, so we must not do anything that goes against his life creed!"

"The shelling is ready!" a staff member shouted.

"Fire!" Mutsu shouted, and at the same time two laser beams shot at the sandworm itself.

The huge explosion not only successfully frightened the sandworms into the sand, but also woke Jiang Cheng up beside him.

Looking at Sakamoto, who was about to be dragged into the sand, Jiang Cheng stood up reluctantly, "Hey, I can finally rest for a while, what are you doing?"

"Jiang Cheng-sang! Hurry up and save Sakamoto-san!" Shin Baha seemed to have grabbed a life-saving straw to Jiang Cheng for help.

"Ah? How could that kind of snail threaten Sakamoto, are you kidding me?" Jiang Cheng said, but he still jumped onto the gun barrel, and Yinshi moved at the same time.

"Hey, that... snail, let go of Sakamoto..." Jiang Cheng took out a cardboard horn out of nowhere and shouted at the sandworm, "That... think about your old man at home. Mother, she knows you'll cry when you do something like this?"

"Hey! Does this method work?!" Shin Baha roared from below.

"So didn't I say it? This guy is just an idiot!" Gintoki also roared.

"Yin Sang..." Xin Baha just wanted to be moved for a while, but after hearing the second half of Yin Shi's sentence, he was not moved at all.

"That's obviously a conch!" Yin Shi said disdainfully.

"Hey! The two of you are too much for each other!"

"Really?" Jiang Cheng scratched his head and then shouted to the sandworm, "That... the big conch, let go of Sakamoto, think about your old mother in your hometown, know you did this kind of thing I will definitely cry, I will definitely cry..."

"Ahahaha, this time I think I should definitely die." At this point, Sakamoto only had one head sticking out of the sand.

"So, didn't I tell you to let go of Sakamoto?" Jiang Cheng's tone suddenly changed, and everyone who heard it felt as if they were shivering in the freezing winter.

"What... what's going on..." It took a while for Xin Ba Haw to wake up from the shock.

"It's just murderous." Mutsu explained, and looked at Jiang Cheng, who had a smile on his face but couldn't feel any emotion, "That umbrella..."

But at this time, Sakamoto was finally sent out by the sandworm, and the sandworm also escaped into the sand.

"It seems that the rumors are true..." Mutsu murmured.

"Ahahaha, it's still the same as before." Sakamoto muttered to himself while lying on the sand, "I've always wanted to say something to you, sorry for abandoning you at the last moment..."

"What are you talking about in your sleep?" Jiang Cheng jumped down, helped Sakamoto up, and said disdainfully, "For a man of your level, there is not much more than you, and there is not much less than you."

Gintoki supported Sakamoto on the other side, and also said, "That's right, it's just a loud voice."

"It's just that ~IndoMTL.com~ is about to fall to the ground at this level, I will look down on you, Sakamoto." Jiang Cheng continued.

"What a big talk about catching stars." Yin Shi muttered disdainfully.

"However, we will always be on the ground to support you with your [righteousness]." ×2

"You..." Sakamoto's moved nose and tears poured out together, hugging the two of them frantically.

"So dirty! And, so smelly!"

"You give me death!"

"Woooooooooooooooo, people are just moved~"

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Looking at the three people making a fuss below, Mutsu raised the corner of his mouth, but said nothing.

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"This, what you asked me to get before." Sakamoto said and threw a stone at Jiang Cheng, "Your hometown, and An Xing's meteorite. Although the whole He An Xing is gone, but Still found some."

"Ah, I almost forgot." Holding the fist-sized rock, Jiang Cheng said casually, and turned around and threw the rock to Qingta.

"I knew what you were thinking at first..." After Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he walked to the side, sat down, and closed his eyes.

"This is..." Qingta murmured while holding the stone.

"It seems that the plan has been exposed." Yueyong said, taking a breath.

"Plan?" Shin Baha wondered.

"Well, let Jiang Cheng take a look at his hometown plan..." Qing Tai answered honestly.

On the side, Sakamoto was annoying Jiang Cheng, "Hey, I heard from the wig that you are in Yoshihara now, hey! Don't be silent! At least give some former friends some point cards or coupons! Hey!"

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(Sakamoto Tatsuma Appearance, End!)