Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 553: :Although this and other things have happened, there are still…

One day, afternoon.

Yoshihara, in Jiang Cheng's room, Jiang Cheng, who had just finished a game, suddenly received a call from Kagura...

"What? A monkey with a bell tied around its neck? What is that?" Jiang Cheng replied casually while staring at the monitor in front of him with his phone between his shoulders.

"Anyway, we need to find that monkey now! It's the general's nephew's pet!" Gintoki's voice was a little anxious.

"So you... like to tie a bell? Pets and owners... Yoshiwara has a store like this, but I won't give you a discount."

"Listen carefully to me! Now we're all trapped in the phone booth! There's a whole bunch of monkeys outside pooping at us!" Yin Shi shouted, "Anyway, hurry up and give it to me! Write down that smelly monkey's name!"

"Hi, you said."

"Your Excellency Yinshi, let me talk to Your Excellency Jiang Cheng" Dongcheng's voice suddenly came from the other end of the phone: "That, Your Excellency Jiang Cheng, write it down carefully, this is related to the reputation of the Yagyu family... "

Before Dongcheng could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng hung up the phone and threw it aside.

Buzz...

Looking at the mobile phone that was vibrating and couldn't stop, Jiang Cheng finally picked it up, but before he could speak, the voice of Dongcheng came from the mobile phone first.

「No Life Limit · No Life Limit · Shit Throwing Machine · The day before yesterday Xiaoxin's underwear · The life of New Baja · Balmonk · Feizalion Isaac · Shuneda's one-third pure feelings The remaining two-thirds are the feelings of the flesh thorns. I know that the betrayal that cannot be escaped can actually be escaped. Traveling away from home. Fried squid. Bonito. Roe. The difference is that this one is bonito in the pool, the emperor of spicy oil, the king of the palace, the emperor of Kimura, the little **** pill! Do you hear it clearly? Your Excellency Jiang Cheng?!”

(Note: "One-third of pure feelings", singer SIAMSHADE, ED6 of the animated version "Rurouni Kenshin". "The Betrayal That Can't Be Escaped": Odakiri Hotaru's famous tanmei manga, adapted in April 2010 The animation is broadcast. "Leaving Home - (Ike is) Bonito" is the word Solitaire. "Ike is Bonito": Japanese comedian. "Xiong Emperor - Bah": DQ2 classic resurrection spell.)

"That, Yueyue, there is a name in our cosplay shop here...that...shou..." Jiang Cheng turned around and asked Yueyong, who arrived at the door at some unknown time, "Uh...what's going on... Well, never mind, is there a wandering girl called Stinky Monkey anyway?"

"I didn't remember a word in the end!" Yin Shi on the other end of the phone roared, "And he's still talking about the wandering girl! At this time, he is still talking about the wandering girl! You give it to me Enough is enough, bastard!"

"How could you girl have such a name?" Yueyong held her hands, snorted and glanced at Jiang Cheng with a strange look.

"That's it, you probably remembered the store wrong." Jiang Cheng replied casually to the phone, "Goodbye..."

"Hey! Hold me a second! Give that woman the phone! If you call me, you'll never be able to remember the name for the rest of your life!" Ginto shouted again.

"I really can't help it," Jiang Cheng shrugged, then threw the phone at Yueyong without looking back, "Yueyue, please."

"Why should I do such a troublesome thing?" Yue Yong looked at the phone in her hand and said with disgust, but she said so, and finally put the phone to her ear, "Mo Simothy..."

Two minutes later...

"Living life without life without **** machine The day before yesterday, Xiaoxin's underwear, the life of the new Bajaw, Balmonk Feizalion, Isaac Schoenaeda, two-thirds, pure love, one-third remaining One is to care about the feelings of flesh thorns..." After speaking, Yueyong stopped and made a puzzled sound, "What? Pure love is one-third? What about two-thirds? Wait a minute, that... the underwear just now, I found it. When did that come?"

"It's been sticking all the time..." Yin Shi's voice just fell, and there was another noisy sound of Xin Ba Hao on the phone.

"Enough is enough for me! Give me your phone!" After Xinba roared, he said again, "Miss Yueyong, it's Shou Xian Wu· Xing Xian Wu · Shit Throwing Machine · Xiaoxin's underwear the day before yesterday. ·The life of the new Baja ·Balmonke Feizalion Isaac Schoenaida's one-third pure feelings and the remaining two-thirds are caring about flesh thorns · I know that the betrayal that can't be escaped can actually be escaped・Leaving home・Squid fried・Bonito・Caviar・My own cesspool・(Ike no) bonito・This bonito is different from the previous one. This one is Ikeno bonito. Spicy oil male emperor. Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah!"

"I get it, Life Limit No Life Limit No Shit Throwing Machine. The day before yesterday Xiaoxin's underwear. The life of New Bajaw. The remaining two-thirds of a pure love is a relationship that cares about flesh thorns. I know that the betrayal that can't be escaped can actually be escaped. A trip away from home... eh? What's the solitaire here?"

"It's a trip away from home, fried squid, bonito, roe, my own cesspool, (pond is) bonito!"

"Isn't it a repeat?" Yueyong wondered, "It's also a bonito at the end."

"No, that's what I said, but this bonito is different..."

"Oh, I see," Yueyong nodded, "Shou Xian Wu · Life Xian Wu · Shit Throwing Machine · The day before yesterday Xiaoxin's underwear · New Baja's life · Balmonk · Feizalion One-third of Isaac Schoenaida's pure feelings, and the remaining two-thirds are feelings about flesh thorns. I know that the betrayal that can't be escaped can actually be escaped. Away from home, fried squid, bonito, roe, and house dung Pond, (Ike is) bonito. This bonito is different from the one just now. This is the bonito in the pool. The emperor of spicy oil. The king of the palace. The emperor of Kimura. /

"No! There's one less pooh, it should be pooh pooh pooh ..." Xin Bazhu's voice stopped abruptly.

"Mosimoxi? How many bah?" Yueyong asked at the phone, but she didn't hear any sound after waiting for a few seconds, only then did Yueyong realize that the phone had been hung up.

……

Looking at Yueyong who put the phone on his desk, Jiang Cheng stopped his movements, raised his head and asked Xiangyueyong, "Is it over?"

"I don't know." Yueyong replied casually, "What did you say about Xin Baji's feces-stained underwear... I didn't hear it clearly."

"Is it really okay to say this kind of thing?" Jiang Cheng had a weird expression on his face, "The re-serialization has finally started, and the reader has imagined something incredible from the very beginning. But then again, take a break. After so long, do you have any good ideas for the serialization? Yueyue? After all, you have to make readers who have been looking forward to it for so long...no, maybe not very much looking forward to it, have a refreshing feeling..."

"Indeed..." Yueyong squeezed her chin and nodded with one hand on her chest, "After all, so much time has passed, although it may only be a few days in reality, but it's been a long time for us. Need to find a way to let readers know about our current situation..."

"It's been on the toilet since then."

"Hey, what did you say all of a sudden? I killed you, stinky woman." Jiang Cheng complained with contempt.

"Since then...the head has been in the toilet."

"Why am I getting worse?"

"Since then... I haven't been able to rush down."

"Enough is enough for me!" Jiang Cheng roared.

"Then, how about this?" I don't know when the sun wheel was pushed into the room by Harita, raised an index finger and said with a smile, "Let everyone feel refreshed, leave it to me, Jiang Chengsang, Yue month."

"Anyway, don't be too outrageous." Jiang Cheng reminded.

"It's been five years since then..."

"Wait!!" Jiang Cheng hurriedly raised his hand to stop him, "Time flies too fast! What the **** will happen in five years! Miss Conch model doesn't have that kind of thing at all!"

"The man and the woman also had a five-year-old child! But... at this moment, a new crisis suddenly appeared! The Shintenjin who stole the child turned out to be the man's own brother!"

"Sounds... very familiar..." Jiang Cheng murmured while pinching his chin.

"I learned from my brother's mouth that in half a year, two other men of the same race will come to attack the earth and grab the beads that can fulfill their wishes, so after sacrificing himself and defeating my brother, the man is in another A new practice begins in the world!"

"It feels more and more familiar..."

"At the same time, the men's companions also came to the temple and started a new practice under the guidance of God! Half a year later, the man who was resurrected by his companions with seven beads used the skills he learned in another world. "Kai Wang Fist" defeated two heavenly beings who reached Earth!"

"Hey! It's totally Dragon Ball!!"

"However, the crisis is not over! The man has a new powerful enemy and adventure next! The emperor of the universe: Frieza! The terrifying artificial human! The resurrected demon! But the man is not afraid! On the contrary These powerful enemies excite him!"

"Oh! I'm Jiang Cheng, it's really cool, cool...hell!!" Jiang Cheng hugged his head and roared, "What are these things! This kind of thing is not good! It will definitely be punished by Complain!"

"But, it's more fresh, isn't it?" Hirin said with a squinted smile~IndoMTL.com~ and can also add such new elements as Super Hean and beads that can fulfill people's wishes. "

"That can only be considered plagiarism!" Jiang Chengbai complained indignantly, "And doesn't there already exist a famous fighting clan? Isn't there an artificial human?! In the case of a demon, that idiot prince will change his identity. The clothes are basically the same! In other words... even if you don't need to add them, this work is full of Dragon Ball elements! It's too bad! It's really bad--!"

After saying that, Jiang Cheng raised his head and pointed his eyes seriously at the camera, but then he squinted his eyes and grinned again: "Anyway! "Maybe This Fake Gintama Z" is on again! All of us are cool! Oh cool suzo! Night Lucy is bitter!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng, who had two kunai sticks on his forehead for some reason, rolled his eyes and fell down.

"Please... please take care of me." Yueyong nodded slightly.

"Please take care of me!" Harita smiled happily towards the camera, pointing to the scissors.

"Please take care of me." Hirin said with a squinted smile.

Anyway, it will be reopened like this, please continue to take care of...

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