Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 555: :Love has no positive or negative!
On TV, the host explained unhurriedly:
"Now, [Love Sleep], which is very popular in Edo, is characterized by the fact that the time in the game is connected with the real time and is played in real time. When you get up in the morning, it will say morning to you. Good. I'll say goodnight to you tonight."
"Because the game is too realistic, now in Edo, there are constantly appearing boyfriends who can't leave this little lover for a while..."
Xin Ba Hae frowned slightly in front of the TV and sighed, "Oh, it's really disturbing, I can't distinguish between games and reality, and if life is eroded, I really can't get a girlfriend. Lah."
Saying that, Shin Baha turned her face and looked tenderly at the cute pink yukata girl with black hair and a single ponytail on the TS screen beside her, "Right? Miss Bai?"
"Hey hey hey..." The game avatar who was called Miss Baibai by Xin Baha smiled and nodded.
A Miao, who was sitting not far behind Xin Baji, covered her mouth and couldn't bear the tears in her eyes. Jiang Cheng, Yinshi, and Kagura all had dark faces and expressionless faces.
"I really want to share some of our happiness with them." Said, Xin Ba Haw picked up the cake on the ground and handed it to the TS screen very gently, "Open your mouth, ah~"
"Ah~"
At this time, Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi, who saw this scene, stood up at the same time, and walked towards the door without the slightest hesitation.
"It always feels like I'm making light bulbs, so I'll leave first." Gintoki said tentatively.
"Anyway, I will wish them happiness and mutual support forever. Remember to notify me when the wedding is over." Jiang Cheng opened the sliding door.
But before Jiang Cheng and Yin Shi could step out of the room, A Miao stood up and grabbed her hair tightly.
"Where are you two going?!" A Miao kept smashing their heads to the floor with a dark face.
bang bang bang...
"Where did your brother run to..." Yin Shi, whose head was tucked into the floor, replied feebly, "Has it been swallowed into a different dimension between the game and reality!"
"But... they look very happy, if they are happy, don't bother them!" Jiang Cheng, who was also tucked into the floor, replied weakly, "Congratulations, A Miao, if this continues, the new Sooner or later, Ba Ha will get married and have children in another world, and I will also come to the full moon wine..."
"What kind of world is that! If it's not in the real world, it's useless at all!" A Miao roared with her blue veins bursting, and then she covered her face and made a distressed look, "Said she wanted to introduce her girlfriend. I got to know him, but I suddenly brought that one, and it has been like that ever since."
"It doesn't matter, Aru," Kagura stood up and pointed an index finger at A Miao who was sitting down at the door, comforting, "Dingchun will also piling up the dolls when they are in estrus. Aru who will stop."
"No way!" A Miao retorted excitedly, "Because Xin Jiang is in estrus all year!"
"Indeed..." Jiang Cheng, who pulled his head out of the floor, folded his hands and nodded with a serious look on his face.
"What on earth do you think of Shinbachi-kun?" Yin Shi, who also pulled his head out of the floor, came to the door and sat down, with Erlang's legs crossed and one hand resting on his cheeks, expressionlessly complaining one sentence.
"Will a love game turn a man into that?" A Miao raised her head and asked Xiang Jiang Cheng.
"Don't ask me with the expression that you can get the answer from me for granted, it's very annoying..." Jiang Cheng's face silently burst into a blue vein, "I don't know, I don't know at all. Play Galgame!"
"The so-called Galgame is a game where a lot of beautiful girls will appear, and then they will be knocked down."
Looking at Kondo who naturally opened the cabinet and explained to himself, Gintoki complained, "Why does this guy appear as a matter of course? Why does he put on an "I'm always there" expression? ? "
"A Miao, when did your family have pets?" Jiang Cheng asked A Miao.
Ignoring Gintoki and Jiang Cheng's complaints, Kondo looked at the bloodshot eyes and completely focused on the TS in his hands, and then said: "In other words, for unwelcome men, this is neither hurt nor The only way to enjoy love."
"It's really unconvincing for you, Aru." Kagura commented.
"Simply put, the less popular a man is, the more likely he is to be addicted." Kondo continued, "A super S-rank CherryBoy like Shinhachi-kun, his level of addiction is unpredictable. ."
"I don't want to be told that by a super S-level stalker, Aru." Shenke complained again.
"Even I've been addicted to playing various Galgames. The destructive power is indescribable." After speaking, Kondo took out his game console and turned the monitor towards everyone, "My Girlfriend, that's what Sheatha-chan said."
"I'm Sheath Flower~" The girl with long black hair on the monitor greeted everyone with a smile.
"You've been completely destroyed." Gintoki said with a blank expression.
At this moment, A Miao reached out and snatched the game console from Kondo's hand, with tears in her eyes and grief on her face, she threw it into the yard, and shouted at the same time, "How could this be...then maybe Shin-chan will be like this. Will the world that stayed there never come back?"
Looking at the game console hitting a stone in the yard, Kondo cried out in tears, "Ah—sheath flower sauce—!"
"Have you tried touching it?" Yin Shi asked A Miao.
"Well, I wanted to take the opportunity to steal the game console..." After saying that, A Miao turned her head to look at Jiang Cheng, who had come to the side of Xin Baji and tried to pick up the game console.
Just when Jiang Cheng's hand was about to touch the game console, the fast-eyed Xin Ba Haw picked up the game console and held it in his arms, staring at his bloodshot eyes with a hideous expression on his face. .
"What are you doing?! Please don't touch Miss Baibai!!"
"That's what it looks like..." A Miao continued.
At this time, Jiang Cheng, who noticed Yin Shi and A Miao's gaze, spread his hands and shrugged helplessly.
"Even the depths of my mind have been eroded, and I have even regarded the game as my lover." In the yard, Kondo, who picked up his game console with tears in his eyes, said again, "If you want to get in touch with him, first of all You must enter the same dimension as him."
"So what exactly are we going to do?" Gintoki asked impatiently.
"Need to say? Of course..."
…
In a restaurant in Kabukicho, Jiang Cheng and Yinshi looked blankly at the two game consoles on the table.
"Sorry, I refuse." Jiang Cheng threw the game console in front of Kondo without hesitation, and said with a blank face, "I don't have enough time to play this kind of game leisurely. Goodbye."
Looking at Jiang Cheng who turned away without hesitation, Kondo hummed softly and said lightly, "Well, one day you will understand the power of Galgame, maybe not today..."
Before Kondo could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng, who ran back again, sat down at the table panting.
"Looks like you already understand..." Kondo folded his arms and closed his eyes with a snort.
"Understood!" Jiang Chengbai roared, and then pointed to the ladies and sisters Baihua who were dating the game console on the side table, "Why are even girls immersed in this kind of game? Ah!"
"Galgame can be divided into young and old."
"Stop lying to me!"
"So you've already noticed." At this moment, Yue Yong's voice suddenly came from the side.
"What?" Jiang Cheng turned his head to look at Yueyong, who was holding a cigarette stick at an unknown time.
"Of course it's that game," Yueyong glanced at Baihua's sisters who were all immersed in the game, "they have all been immersed in that game these past few days, and Yoshihara's security work has also No guarantees. So I hope..."
"I refuse!" Jiang Cheng raised his hand to refuse without the slightest hesitation, "No matter what I say, I won't play that kind of game!"
"I see, then there is another choice." Yue Yong glanced at Jiang Cheng coldly, "Come with all of them, and use your 200 million cannonballs to blast them back to reality."
"Stop joking!" Jiang Chengbai shouted with eyes, "Where is that kind of nonsense!"
"Well, can I?" Yinshi raised his hand and asked, "In fact, I can also do this kind of thing, please think about it. But one night may be a bit reluctant, if you give me a few more days, I can definitely do it. Yes. If you are paid, it will be about 200 million."
Ignoring Yin Shi's words, Yue Yong said to Jiang Cheng indifferently: "In short, there are only two options, one is to enter the game to bring them back to reality, and the other is to use the [beep— —] Bring them back to reality.”
"Don't say such bad things!"
…
It's been about ten minutes since Yueyong left, but Jiang Cheng is still holding his hands and bowing his head expressionlessly.
"Well, anyway, now you two have no choice." Kondo said solemnly, "If you want to save them, you can only enter the same dimension as them!"
Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng glanced at Yin Shi, who was on the game console and edited his name honestly, although he said that he didn't want to be physically, then he curled the corner of his mouth in disdain and stood up.
"I won't choose either method. In the end, I can't indulge in that kind of thing. I can't enter that kind of world." After speaking, Jiang Cheng walked towards the group of Miss Baihua. Go, "But, I'll pull them out in my own way."
"Don't mess around in a place like this! At least find a hotel!" Yin Shi hurriedly reminded.
"Shut up for me! Who would do that kind of thing in such a place!" Jiang Cheng turned around and cursed, then stopped, turned his head again, took a deep breath, and narrowed his eyes. He opened his eyes with a smile on his face, "That, everyone! Instead of going on a date with that kind of thing, why don't you... how about a date with me?"
In an instant, all Miss Baihua raised their heads at the same time, and looked at Jiang Cheng in disbelief as if they were awakened from a dream.
"If you go, throw away the game console and follow me."
After saying that, Jiang Cheng turned around and walked towards the door slowly.
Two seconds later, all the Miss Baihua cheered at the same time, threw away the game console in their hands and rushed towards Jiang Cheng.
"Can I go to the movies? Jiang Cheng sama?"
"Hey hey~" Jiang Cheng replied helplessly~IndoMTL.com~ Can I go shopping? Jiang Cheng sama? "
"Hi~"
"Can I go to the amusement park? Jiang Cheng sama?"
"Of course."
Looking at Jiang Cheng who was surrounded by a group of Miss Baihua and went out, Yinshi asked Kondo with a blank face: "Hey, what's going on? Didn't you say that you can save them only by entering the game world? "
"Maybe... special circumstances?" Kondo replied uncertainly.
…
Outside the door, Yueyong, who was leaning on the side alley, listened to the cheers of the members of Baihua. He gently spit out a cigarette and whispered softly, "What a... an incredible man." /
At this moment, Jiang Cheng's voice suddenly came from one side.
"Yueyue, aren't you going?" Jiang Cheng pointed to the game console in Yueyong's other hand, "If you go, remember to throw away the game console."
"I haven't started playing yet!" The blushing Yueyong shouted with white eyes, then turned her head and said to the air aside, "Can you testify for me? Darling..."
Jiang Cheng: ...
Baihua people:......
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