Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 56: :All the [friends] in the world are actually similar!

"Why can I meet a few of you in a place like this..."

Looking at Gintoki and Kagura standing in front of the convenience store counter, Jiang Cheng looked disgusted.

"Ah, Jiang Chengsang!" Xin Ba Ha hurriedly put down the mop in his hand and walked over, "What an adventure, to be able to meet in such a place."

"Ah, what an adventure..."

"Actually, it was asked by Hasegawa-san. It was originally his job, but it seems that he suddenly had to go out for some private business, so he entrusted the work to us and let us watch the shop instead of him for a day." Shinhachi replied. road.

"Ah, are you sure the store will remain intact until he returns..."

Saying that, Jiang Cheng looked at Kagura, who was heating the guest's jump in the microwave.

"Probably..." Xin Baha replied with a black line all over his head.

At this moment, Shin Baha turned his head and suddenly saw a man sneaking in front of the shelf.

"I said you, what are you doing?" Xin Baha walked over and grabbed the hand that wanted to steal something, "Let me see your waist, did you just steal something?"

"Why! Who stole your stuff..." The thief turned his head as he said, but the next moment, he was stunned, "Xin...Xinjiang..."

The same goes for the new Baji, "Ta...Takajin! (Takao!)"

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Convenience store lounge.

"Takaya Hachibei, sixteen years old, the same age as Shinhachi, don't you feel shy? Your mother is going to cry!" Gintoki stood at the table and looked at the scene in front of him. The thief, at the same time, looked at the stolen goods found on the table from the high house: several bottles of hair restorer.

"Besides, why do you need so much hair restorer? Don't worry, you are very stylish. Have some confidence in yourself!"

"How could I use it myself!" Takaya retorted.

"What are you doing? You can't eat it as a meal! You're planning to make [Fresh Hair Restorative Rice Bowl], but you can't?!"

"Gao Zai, why do you do such a thing?" Xin Ba Hao asked with his head lowered, "Gao Zai, you never would have done such a thing before..."

"It's long-winded! How many years do you think it's been a while!" Gao Wu glanced at Xin Ba Hao, and then said disdainfully, "I'm no longer the Gao boy you used to know! Enough, Yamen too It's fine wherever you want, it doesn't matter where you want to take me. Kill or cut whatever you want, your soul is dull."

At this time, Jiang Cheng and Kagura were hiding outside the door to eavesdrop.

"Hey, Kagura-chan, is that hairstyle really cool?" Jiang Cheng asked in a low voice.

"I don't know Aru, but I do see a lot of those with baguette-on-head hairstyles recently," Kagura replied.

"French bread? I always thought it was a lump of [beep-], but it turned out to be French bread!" Jiang Cheng said with emotion, "Why do you think they put a bag of French bread on their heads?"

"Probably for... to eat aru when hungry!"

"Soga, so that's how it is!"

"Hey, you two are so loud that everyone can hear you!" Yin Shi walked to the door and opened it and said to the two of them.

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"Hey, is it really okay for you to let that guy go?" Jiang Cheng said while eating a bowl of noodles.

"Ah..." Shin Baha lowered his head, not knowing what he was thinking.

"If you care about that, just chase after him and have a look." Jiang Cheng continued, "You, treat him as a friend."

"Jiang Chengsang, when it comes to [Wu Liu Du Yu], they are really the worst **** here." Xin Ba Hao raised his head and said slowly, "Fighting and stealing are as casual as eating, Gao Zai. He actually joined that..."

"So, don't you still have your friend?" Jiang Cheng finished his last words and continued, "Isn't that what a so-called friend is? Wouldn't it be better to stop it when you make a mistake?"

Then Jiang Cheng glanced at Yin Shi, who was doing nothing at the counter, "Although I don't want to admit, I am the same as that silver hair with natural curly hair, we all know that no matter who makes a mistake and deviates from the track, another person will Stopping ourselves, even if we risk our lives, will pull our companions who have gone the wrong way back to their original trajectory, so we can live well and live according to our own will.”

"It's all my fault that Gao Zai became like that, because of me, he became like that, at the moment when he was most troubled..." Then, Xin Ba Ha was about to fall into memory.

"The memory ends here," Jiang Cheng clapped his hands and interrupted Xin Ba Hao's memory loudly, "The memory takes up too many words, and readers have their opinions. If you insist on memory, please condense it in two within ten characters."

"..." Xin Ba Haw was silent for a moment, then said, "Youth, like a sand castle, it collapsed instantly because of some insignificant things, and then because of the family's debt, it soon disappeared. I went to a private school to study again. But I can fully imagine what Gao Zai's life will be like since then. What should I do at that time? How can I save Gao Zai?"

"Hey, we don't know anything! Don't let you remember how you went on talking about yourself! What happened after that? I don't know what happened at all!" Jiang Cheng complained.

"No, no, it definitely can't be done." On the side, Gintoki came over at some point and said.

"I can't do it, I can't do it," Kagura said, holding his head and nodding.

"You can't do it! You don't even know what's going on!" Jiang Cheng shouted.

"Do you still have to guess when you are embarrassed to say something embarrassing in school? For example, when you pee your pants, or when you are called up by a teacher to answer some questions you don't know the answer to, etc. Isn't this the most annoying thing for elementary school students? How many?" Yin Shi said disapprovingly.

"Well, it's big." Shinbaha nodded.

"Souga, it's big," Jiang Cheng nodded in response, but then he asked, "Hey? Big? What's big? Did you poop? Did you pull up your pants? Did you pull up your pants in the class?"

"At that time, I chose to turn a blind eye to Gao Zai who asked me for help..."

Jiang Cheng: "..."

"Why can't you do it?!" A Miao's voice suddenly sounded.

"Sister, when did you..." Xin Baha murmured while looking at A Miao who didn't know when she would arrive.

"Just now, but I heard all of your words." A Miao replied, and then looked at Xin Ba Ha, who was a little distressed, "When a friend is crying, just cry with her, my friend is distressed. When the time comes, you just need to hold your head and worry together, and when your friends untie the big hands, you just need to untie the big hands together, new sauce!”

"If you are really friends, you must be able to share any pain, and then," said, A Miao put down the lunch box in her hand and looked at Xin Baha again, "Xinjiang, when friends go astray , even if you want to lose this friendship! Be sure to bring him back! This is the friendship pursued by true samurai!"

"Sister..." Xin Ba Hao shouted and looked at Yin Shi, "I'm sorry, the store manager, there is something personal, please allow me to leave early!"

"Wait a minute," A Miao shouted at this time, and opened her lunch box, "The condolences have become practice items, in short, eat before you go! I challenged a new dish this time. Here, here! Sauce rolled eggs!"

Everyone looked at the dark substance and didn't know what to say.

"Sure enough, it's a practice item, where are you sending us to! A **** practice item?!" Yinshi shouted.

"Well, I've eaten a lot of cup noodles just now, and I'm full now, so I can't take it anymore." Jiang Cheng pointed to the dozens of empty cup noodles next to him and said, gulping down his saliva.

"Ala, how can that kind of thing be nutritious?" A Miao said, covering her mouth, "Jiang Chengsang really, at least have another egg."

"Ah, I really don't need it anymore, I'm really full now, next time I have a chance..."

Before Jiang Cheng finished speaking, A Miao pushed the lunch box to Yinshi and Kagura, "Then, you must be very hungry now, right?"

"I just ate a lot of delicious sticks, so I'm not hungry at all, Aru!" Kagura took the lead and raised his hand, pointing to the packaging bags of delicious sticks that were piled up on a hill beside him.

"Then you?" A Miao looked at Yin Shi.

"Me? Actually, I..." Before Yin Shi finished speaking, he was frightened by A Miao's aura, turned around and ran, saying, "I'll go buy a drink!"

"This is a convenience store. If there are too many drinks, they will be rotten." A Miao turned her head and said with a smile.

But at this moment, Shin Baha bowed his head and walked out.

Looking at Xin Baji's back, Yin Shi sighed and said, "Does it really matter? No one knows what the latest punks will do. I can't control it."

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Jiang Cheng helped the guest in front of him to check out and pack skillfully, and after sending a sentence [Welcome to next time] ~IndoMTL.com~ finally responded.

Why am I doing this kind of thing here? Jiang Cheng asked himself, why did they all run away and leave such an irrelevant person to watch the store? !

Jiang Cheng sighed and looked at Sadharu, who was obediently sleeping beside him, and smiled helplessly.

Forget it, let's help them a little...

"Jingle Bell..."

"Welcome!"

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It was not until night that the scarred Xin Ba Haw and Gao Zai returned to the convenience store.

Seeing the way they were talking and laughing, Jiang Cheng couldn't help feeling a little emotional. At a certain moment, Jiang Cheng remembered a certain past, when a few people were talking and laughing like this, and they were also full of emotions. body injury.

"Hey," Yin Shi's voice woke Jiang Cheng from his memory, "this, reward."

Saying that, Yin Shi threw a can of Coke at Jiang Cheng.

Jiang Cheng took a sip after taking it, and then complained: "You guys are too slow, and, after seeing the store for a long time, is it just a bottle of Coke?"

"Souda, Yinshi, you've never been so stingy," Gui said, standing aside, "really, you're stingy to death." As he spoke, he walked to the side and picked up a delicious stick and peeled it off. just eat.

"Hey! When did you come!" Yinshi shouted. "Hey, you put your things down! Did you pay for it?! You eat for yourself, what do you think of this place?!"

"Just passing by, I saw two old friends here. So..."

"So you bastard! Pay me money and you will lose your soul!"

Seeing the two people making trouble, Jiang Cheng smiled, then cleared his throat and said something...

"Hey, you two, do you want to have a drink?"

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