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At the same time, on the outermost part of the earth, on the main ship of the fast-assistance team who was looking for something, a man with messy hair and sunglasses suddenly sneezed while standing in the main control room.
"Ahahaha, I feel like Miss Aryo is thinking about me, ahhahaha..." Sakamoto touched the back of his head and laughed awkwardly, and then made a decision on his own, "Yo Xi! It's decided! For now, it's still Back to Smile Bar first..."
Before he finished speaking, Sakamoto, who was severely injured between his thighs, slowly knelt to the ground while clutching his lower body, and his body began to twitch slightly.
"What are you...what are you doing? Xiaolu..." Sakamoto turned his head and looked at the culprit of the blow just now.
"Is this the time to do those things?" Mutsu stepped forward and kicked again at the same time, but never looked down at Sakamoto.
"Target lost!" On the console, a member of the fast rescue team in charge of radar search reported, "Captain, this is..."
"Is it completely hidden in the darkness?" Sakamoto stood up, covering his lower body, glanced at the radar screen in front of the member, slightly hooked the corner of his mouth and sighed softly, "The phantom mercenary clan is still It's not easy~"
"Is this the time to sigh?" Mutsu, who was beside him, complained.
"Don't worry," Sakamoto folded his hands in disapproval, then looked at the blue planet outside the window, "they are there on that planet."
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At this time, Earth, Edo Kabukicho Park.
Gui was riding a white horse, with a headband tied to his head, wearing armor, holding the horse rope in one hand, and just holding a sword in the other hand, he shouted loudly: "Go! Space Attack!!"
By the way, Gui is also wearing a white-ground formation flag with the words "Galaxy Warriors" written on it.
Looking at the white horse that didn't obey the master's discipline and was still roaring and jumping, Kagura standing aside complained: "The wig, just relying on that white Trojan horse can't go to Aru in the universe."
As soon as Kagura finished speaking, the white horse threw Gui out at the same time, and at the same time kicked Gui with a roar and kicked Gui out.
"Ah, it's that kind of launcher." Gintoki said to himself, then turned around at the same time with Shinpachi and Kagura, while not forgetting a perfunctory cheer, "That may be true. I can go to the universe, come on."
After being ravaged by a white horse, Gui, lying on the ground twitching, blood flowing from the corners of his mouth, raised his hand vigorously, "Wait...Wait, you guys, you are ignoring the crisis of the survival of the earth. , is this also a samurai?"
"If this idiot who "doesn't realize that the opponent is coming to invade the earth, but keeps him as a pet" is a samurai, then I won't be a samurai. "Xin Ba Hao spit out expressionlessly.
The matter started after Jiang Cheng left the restaurant. With Gui's ineffective head and the large number of writing pads at home, Gui finally recalled the last time he saw Elizabeth.
At the same time, a woman wearing a red lip gloss with a red bow on her head and a leather case of the same style as Elizabeth appeared, explaining to everyone the truth that Elizabeth left without saying goodbye.
"Yes, that person and I are not cute pets, but to invade this planet. We are an espionage force sent to the enemy's territory for investigation. The phantom mercenary tribe, which is active in the shadows, has been known as the white devil since ancient times and has been feared by people. It is called - Lotus Pond!"
"He disguised as your pet and lurked on the earth, secretly passed the information of this planet to the corps, your lovely pet is the captain of the gang, and then they have completed their mission and returned to the mothership, and sent the information to them. Bad memories are wiped out. You keep forgetting him because your memory was wiped out by him."
These are the exact words of the woman who claimed to be Elizabeth's ex-girlfriend. Anyway... After that, Gui became like this...
Looking at the three people who were about to leave, Gui struggled to raise his head and shouted excitedly: "You guys! Would you rather believe the words of that fake Fujiko than Elizabeth? I won't admit it! Elizabeth will To invade the earth or something, that kind of slutty woman turned out to be Elizabeth's ex-girlfriend or something..."
Before he finished speaking, Gui was suddenly enveloped in a shadow. And the creator of the shadow is the dissolute woman in Gui's mouth, let's call it Fujiko for the time being, with two feet standing on either side of Gui's head, the scenery inside the holster, from Gui's point of view, can be described as... No surplus.
"Ala~ Where am I debauched~" Fujiko gently lifted her holster and snorted.
"You..." Gui's eyes widened, and his tongue was so wide that he couldn't utter a complete sentence. At the same time, his body froze because of some kind of stimulation.
"Can you please tell me?" Fujiko pretended to be distressed, and then her body swayed slightly, "Hey, where the **** are people debauched?"
"Still still...what else are you talking about, you..." Gui said incoherently, and at the same time his cheeks were red, and his body trembled due to some kind of stimulation, but his eyes did not shift in the slightest, still staring straight at above yourself.
"Why would you want to help a slutty woman like me?" Fujiko asked pretending to be suspicious, her voice full of temptation.
"I, I, I..." Gui hurriedly covered his eyes and retorted without any confidence, "I'm not here to help you! I'm not going to sweep away the enemy as a fighter against foreigners! It's because of a friend. identity!"
Speaking, Gui's tone calmed down, "Even though there are hundreds of doubts and evidences, I still choose to believe the glass of wine that I have touched each other. This is the so-called friendship between men..."
Immediately afterwards, Gui sat up, turned his back to the crowd, and said, "He must have encountered something, and he must have been involved in this kind of incident because of unavoidable difficulties. He must be very troubled."
Gui turned around and looked at everyone seriously, "Then whether it is the Milky Way or the Blood River, I will cross over and rescue my friends!"
Seeing the unstoppable nosebleed on Gui's face, Xin Ba Hao silently complained: "No, you've already bled into a river."
Fujiko, who had heard Gui Yi's words, hummed softly, "Hmph, he's not as simple as you think, but it doesn't matter, our enemies are the same, right? If you don't want the earth to be destroyed, you will too. Can you help?"
Sit on the fence next to Yin Shi with an impatient face: "Stop joking, I came to invade the earth without authorization, who is going to help you? Can you write the word "aggression"? Um? "
Kagura, who squatted on the ground with an umbrella on the side and wrote "invade the fields" on the ground with a branch, turned around and said, "It seems too difficult for Yatu anyway, Aru."
Fujiko hooked her hand towards Gintoki and raised her eyebrows. "Then why don't you make a deal with me? Kid, although it's a pity not in bed."
"Who's the kid? You bastard," Yin Shi said in an instant, "You are, how long will it take to pretend to be a good woman like Fujiko Mine? You have neither peak nor milk, you oil bucket girl! "
The next moment...
Fujiko, who was standing on the swing and was blocking the swing, shouted deliberately, "Aiya~ haven't you noticed? There is a goddess flying above your head~"
Lying under the swing, with blood flowing from her nose, Gintoki said in surprise, "How fast!" It developed into such an unclean relationship in an instant! ]
"What's so fast?! At that moment, you clearly ran over to peep!" Xin Ba Haw angrily complained.
"In my case, I prefer to ride others rather than being ridden~" Fujiko, who was still on the swing, continued, "I will take you to heaven~"
"That's a pity!" After saying that, Gintoki disappeared from the spot in an instant.
The next moment...
Gintoki, who was sitting on one side of the seesaw, controlled the seesaw so that the other side kept slapping the buttocks of Fujiko, who was kneeling on the ground when she came to the other side of the seesaw at some point.
"I prefer to attack!" Gintoki continued solemnly.
Watching the public play some kind of Gintoki and Fujiko, Shin Baha burst into blue veins and shouted angrily: "What do you all think of the park!"
Fujiko, whose body involuntarily cooperated with the seesaw beating, thought in her heart: [Ah~ so fast, it made my M blossom in an instant...]
"You're going to be full of perverts from the beginning!" Xin Ba Hao complained again.
"I didn't expect there are such slutty men on Earth, I'm really impressed~" Fujiko, who was shaking hands with Gintoki, praised from the bottom of his heart.
"Welcome to Shame Ball as well." Yin Shi said while shaking hands, but it was a little strange that although the two were shaking hands, the two hands that were held together were mosaic.
(The sound of the earth is the same as the ball of shame.)
"It's a typo!" Xin Baha struggled to complain, "What do you mean by agreeing with each other?! How did you shake hands?!"
"Can we understand each other in a short period of time~IndoMTL.com~ Gui walked over with a serious expression on his face, "So as long as we can talk to Elizabeth, we will definitely be able to reconcile! "
"They haven't talked a word about it, they're just exposing their XP." Xin Ba Haw complained again.
"Anyway, we must first draw up a battle plan." Gui said to himself, pinching his chin.
The next moment, Gui Tong Yinshi and Kagura all lay on the ground, looking up at the scenery inside Fujiko's holster.
"Then use me as a map to draw up battle plans."
"Then, that's the one," Gui said tentatively, "if that is the universe..."
"What are you talking about?" Yin Shi blamed, "A woman's body is originally the universe."
"How can there be a universe? There is only a forest, Aru." Kagura retorted.
The unbearable Xin Baji turned around and shouted to the sky: "Elizabeth! You can come and destroy the earth!"
As soon as Xin Baji finished speaking, he suddenly heard a huge roar behind him and the screams of the others. In an instant, Xin Baji became expressionless.
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