Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 571: :In panic, people always get something wrong!
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"Huh?! Could it be that you are Shinbaha?!" Yin Shi was surprised, "I didn't notice it at all, this is absolutely possible, right?"
"Ah, don't worry," Sakamoto replied, "I didn't realize you were there until you said it."
"It's like a person suddenly appeared out of nowhere. It's amazing, Shinbaha-kun." Jiang Cheng folded his hands and smiled and praised, "When did you learn invisibility? You were in a hot spring. When did you learn it? Hanzo-kun?"
(Note: Hanzo refers to Hasegawa Hanzo, the male protagonist of the TV series Transparent World. Just a reminder, it is different from the transparent world that everyone thinks!)
"Who is Hanzo-kun?" Shin Baha complained with a look of contempt, and then two huge blue veins burst out silently on his forehead, "How much do I have no sense of existence? Is my sense of existence the same as invisibility? Is it the same? Speaking of Kagura-chan, Miss Yueyong, can you two stop whispering about taking precautions against me when taking a bath? I won't do that kind of thing!"
Gui chuckled and praised at this time: "Don't worry, even if I have done so many cross-dressing, I have to admit that your cross-dressing is simply too perfect, that's absolutely fine! Jun Xiongjun! "
(Note: Toshio, refers to Saeki Toshio, the beloved son of Lord Gaya in the movie The Grudge, a white and cute little boy.)
"Who is Junxiong!" Xin Baha once again complained, "It's not enough to think of me as Junxiong! Do you want to be cursed to death by me?! Stupid foursome!"
At this time, Fujiko closed her eyes and said, "I can't help it, my clothes are too big, so let you in."
The next moment, looking at Fujiko, who was riding on Shinbaha's face, causing Shinbaha's nose to bleed, Gintoki spitting out loudly: "Where do you want him to go! White demons have become Char's special red has three, you slut!"
Looking at Xin Baji, who was lying on the ground, his nosebleed spreading, Yin Shi sighed lightly, then frowned and looked at Kagura and continued: "Enough is enough, Kagura, you let him Come in, don't you think it's too big?"
"Hey, I don't want Aru." Kagura refused with a look of disgust, "Arushabai has been transformed into a special one for me."
Xin Ba Haw, clutching his bleeding nose, got up and reported his chips very calmly.
"Five of vinegar kelp."
"I really can't help you," Kagura put his hands on his hips. "If you give me 10, I'll help you."
After listening, Yueyong pointed at Kagura on the side and looked at Jiang Cheng.
"You can pretend that you don't know. The development of these values has nothing to do with me." Jiang Cheng turned his face away silently.
The next moment...
With Kagura on his shoulders, Xin Baha, who exposed his upper body from the top of Arushabai's head, frantically complained: "Is there any difference from just now?! If you take a hundred steps back, you should hide your head first! The new Baji has come out! It's all exposed!"
"Let's talk less," Kagura said with disgust and contempt on his face, and his words were full of impatience, "It would be disgusting if you had a nosebleed down there."
"Who gets a nosebleed because of you! You idiot!"
"Ah?!" Kagura, who was instantly upset, turned around and came to the railing on the side, stuck his head out and looked down, "Did you say something just now?!"
"Ahhhhh!!" Looking at the abyss below, Shin Baha instantly screamed.
At this moment, there were footsteps coming closer and closer behind Jiang Cheng and the others.
After hearing the voice of the other party holding up the writing board, Jiang Cheng and the others all turned their heads and looked over.
"You guys"
The lotus-covered soldiers with the mustaches and caps held up one writing board after another.
"Is it a prep class?"
"What are you doing in a place like this?"
【Oops! 】 Xin Ba Hao was startled, 【 I was the only one exposed! ]
"No...nothing." Sakamoto, whose belly was covered in mosaics from the corners of his mouth to his chest, held up his writing pad.
"Just a little rest." Fujiko held up her writing pad with a colorful mosaic in her mouth.
【Why do you all hide so well? ! 】 Xin Ba Hao complained in his heart, but then he noticed something, 【Ah? If you take a closer look, what are these guys holding in their mouths, how panicked are they? ]
Xin Baha looked at Yin Shi Yugui with the UNO card in his mouth, and then glanced at Jiang Cheng with a double six chessboard in his mouth.
【I said what are you doing in there? You guys are just playing UNO, right? By the way, did you even bring the double-six chessboard? ! What are you here for! ]
Immediately after, Shinhachi looked at Fujiko with an unknown object in his mouth and Tsukiyoshi with a bucket of lubricating fluid in his mouth.
【What the **** is in your mouth! By the way, Miss Yueyong, why do you bring something like that? Do you take it with you anytime? ! How the **** is this going to get through? What kind of expression should I show? ]
"Hey, what's that on your head?" The lotus soldier held up the writing pad towards Arushabai.
[Sure enough, you want to complain about me, what should I do? what should I do? ! ]
"It's a pustule." Kagura held up the clipboard.
【Pus... Pustule? ! 】 Xin Baha's whole body is not well, his mouth is half open, showing a constipation-like expression, 【What kind of lousy excuse is this! How could anyone else believe it? What kind of expression should the pustule make? ]
"I am also a pustule." Sakamoto spit out a mouthful of filth in his stomach while holding up the tablet.
【You don't come to meddle! 】 Xin Baha collapsed in his heart and shouted, 【You spit out something else! ]
"Mine is Pustule Draw." Gintoki held up the board and spit out a card from his mouth.
【Don't pull out the pustules! ]
"Unfortunately, mine is drawing four cards." Gui raised the tablet and spit out a card.
【It's a pity for your head! All told you to stop playing UNO! ]
"Mine is Double Six with Pustules. I just came to the custom shop and ordered a B package of 20,000 yuan." Jiang Cheng raised the signboard and spit out the complete chessboard of Double Six from his mouth.
Looking at the Double Six map full of store names that can't be pronounced, Xin Ba Hao complained again in his heart: [Hey! Enough is enough, you bastards! By the way, what kind of Double Six map is that? Can anyone really play a full lap? ! I feel like my body won't be able to hold it after two rounds! ]
"It's a pity, because of the lubricating fluid in this round, the dice cannot be rolled in the next round." Yueyong raised the tablet and spit out another bucket of lubricating fluid from her mouth again.
【Miss Yueyong, are you coming too? ! ]
Ding ding ding...
Looking at the multi-colored and mosaic-covered unknown objects added to Fujiko's mouth, Shin Baha once again complained frantically in his heart: [What did you add? ! What the **** are these people playing? No, it's going to be dismantled, absolutely going to be dismantled! Because of these idiots' fault, the earth is doomed! ]
"Take care of your body before you go out."
Looking at the lotus pod soldier who turned around after erecting the writing board, Xinba was stunned for a moment, wondering in his heart: [Hey? Are you saying it's over? ]
"Wait a minute, I'll lend you Clillach." The lotus soldier who didn't leave in a hurry took out a clipboard from under the holster again, and began to **** with his other hand in the holster.
(Note: Clearasil, a famous British oil-control and acne-removing brand.)
【It's gone! And borrow Clillage for us! ] Xin Baha was surprised in his heart, but he was not finished yet. After seeing the huge chainsaw with the words "Bitter Cracked Arrow Blood" written on it, the whole person became even worse.
"Just cut it with this." The other party held up the clipboard again and turned on the power of the chainsaw.
【Clillage is more ruthless than imagined! ! 】 Xin Ba Haw's constipated face was full of cold sweat.
But just after thinking about it here, Jiang Cheng and the others have tacitly placed Arushabai on the ground and held Xinbaji's arms at the same time.
【Hello! what are you doing? ! Idiot Six! 】 Xin Ba Hao collapsed in his heart and complained, 【Assistant! Let go of me now! ]
Listening to the humming sound of the chainsaw getting closer and closer, and looking at the chainsaw getting closer and closer to his head, Xin Baha shouted in his heart: [Stop! I am not a pustule! ]
After a few seconds, looking at the glasses that had been cut off by a chainsaw and dropped to the ground in front of him, Shin Baha... fell silent.
"It's much more refreshing now." The other party raised the writing board again, then turned around and left, but he did not forget to raise the writing board again as he left, reminding him, "It's dinner time soon, hurry up. Go to the lobby."
"Received!" He was still holding up the writing pad to the other party while pressing the silver of Xin Baji.
It wasn't until the lotus pod soldier walked away that Shin Baha roared in his heart.
【What the **** am I! ! ! ]
……
In the brightly lit dining hall of the lotus mothership~IndoMTL.com~, Arusha is different from the crowds coming and going and Jiang Cheng and others who rushed to the dining area just after entering the hall. Shiro and Fujiko were much quieter.
"Looks like I've finally broken through the first level," Fujiko murmured. "Successfully infiltrated the enemy's lair, and now the problem lies. In order to smash their plans, they must go deeper into the center of the army. go."
Speaking, Fujiko looked at two lotus pods with the same hair color, one red and one blue, sitting in the highest position not far away, and both had only a small amount of hair on their foreheads and explained in a low voice: "Look, Those are the two generals called Shuanglong. The lotus is composed of teams led by the captains, and those who lead those captains are the two generals. And those who lead those captains are the two generals. Then, the leaders who lead all this are the two generals. He started as a soldier and rose to marshal step by step by relying on his wrist and mind. Known as the dark general and feared by Mi Tuoqing, he was also the one who planned to invade the earth. Mi Tuoqing became the marshal only because of his strength and strategy. The strongest lotus pod in the world. The lotus pod is bound by strict rules, and it is because of this that I can show my skin and can't speak."
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