Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 586: :The teacher always said that the study and life should be relaxed, work and rest… just…

"Bet?" Jiang Cheng glanced at Yueyong strangely, and then showed a look of contempt, "Hey, what's going on?"

"It has nothing to do with you." Yueyong turned her face away and replied coldly.

"That's it..." Jiang Cheng narrowed his eyes with a smile on his face, "Then consolation trips have nothing to do with me, you guys have fun."

"The time is five o'clock tomorrow morning, so prepare in advance." After leaving such a sentence, Yueyong opened the sliding door and stepped out of Jiang Cheng's room.

"Hey, wait for me," Jiang Cheng stopped him, turning his head and expressionlessly, "Didn't they all say it's okay with me? Why did you tell me the time? If you don't go, I won't say anything. Go!"

"Whatever you want..."

……

The next day, early in the morning, it was just dawn. Jiang Cheng, who was curled up in the bed and still snoring, suddenly felt a biting coolness penetrate through the gap of the bedding, and his body shook subconsciously, and then he tightly pressed the quilt Tuck tuck.

"Is the air conditioner... broken?" Jiang Cheng closed his eyes and shrank into a ball, and complained a little unhappily, "It's really... this kind of weather..."

Just after finishing speaking, Jiang Cheng suddenly sensed something wrong or a very subtle sense of disobedience, and then slowly opened his eyes.

Looking at the group of Miss Baihua who held themselves together with the quilt in the air, Jiang Cheng took a deep breath after being silent for a long time.

"Where is this...?!" Jiang Cheng jumped down wrapped in a quilt, and complained angrily with white eyes, "What exactly is the situation?!"

"What's the situation?" A Miss Baihua looked confused, "It's just a consolation trip..."

"That's why..." Jiang Cheng gritted his teeth and said word by word, "Your consolation trip has nothing to do with me! Ha...ha...ha Qiu!! It's really terrifying this kind of snow and cold weather..."

Looking at Jiang Cheng, who was shivering with his snot hanging on the quilt, Yueyong's eyes seemed to contain only contempt.

Jiang Cheng, who was still fighting the cold war, spit out his face expressionlessly: "Why... why are you looking at me with that kind of contempt? What did I do? What did I do bad? Is it wrong? You are the ones who have done bad things, right? You are the ones who drag people out of this weather! By the way, what kind of bet did you make with them, Yueyue? Is the bet me? The bet is Do you play such a prank on me in this cold weather?! Give me a little more time!"

"Actually the leader is..."

A Miss Baihua was about to speak, but was suddenly interrupted by Yueyong.

"Shut up!" Yueyong shouted hurriedly, but her face turned red involuntarily. At the same time, because she was too panicked, a few kunai on her body accidentally dropped or flung. He went out, and even more coincidentally, all the Kunai were pinned on Jiang Cheng's head exactly.

Pfft...

Jiang Cheng, who fell face down on the snow with his white eyes, struggled to raise his head, his forehead covered with blood was exposed, and the corners of his mouth twitched as he asked cautiously, "That... I said something I shouldn't have said. For...why?"

"Ah, I'm sorry." Yue Yong walked over slowly, crouched down and pulled out the Kuwu from Jiang Cheng's head one by one, "If you don't pay attention..."

"Your lack of attention is really... terrifying." Jiang Cheng lowered his head and muttered silently, "If you don't pay attention, you will shoot something incredible, and if you don't pay attention, you will take away the most important thing from others. life..."

……

On the other side, Mao Mao, with heavy dark circles on his face, accompanied by Katakuri Hu, came to Yoshihara just before dawn...

"I'm so sorry..." Hiron had an apologetic smile on his face, "Jiang Cheng-sang's words just started."

"Departure?" Mao Mao was puzzled, "What do you mean by departure..."

"It's just a simple consolation trip," Sun Wheel explained with a smile, and then, as if he suddenly thought of something, he smiled softly and sighed, "But I didn't expect that child to be able to do anything. When the man thought about it, he even arranged this kind of consolation trip without telling him."

"Speaking of which, why did you leave me alone again?!" Qingta, who was wearing a dojo's apprentice uniform, muttered unhappily while waving the bamboo sword for practice in her hand, "And...you said you don't have to go. The dojo is over, why do you continue to practice? I want to go skiing too—! It’s too unfair! All adults are too cunning! Cunning!”

"Haruta, you can stop and rest for five minutes in three hours." Sun Rin waved his fists and said with a smile, "Come on~"

"Ah—! Unhappy—! It's so hot!!" Harita shouted in collapse while waving the bamboo sword.

"Are you skiing..." Maomao murmured softly as he saw the heavy snow falling uninterruptedly, then turned to look at the sun wheel again, and smiled politely, "Then don't bother."

……

Momao, who walked out of Yoshihara's gate, had no time to say anything before Matsudaira spoke first.

"Don't worry, I won't say this kind of thing." Song Pinggong put his hands in his coat pockets and said slowly, "Also, don't show such a disappointed expression again, there will be a day when a man It will become like this. Although for you... it is indeed a bit early. At this age, he has already caught up with the speed of a man my age..."

"Katakuri Tiger," Momo didn't care, and said slowly, "The skiing thing I mentioned earlier... Can I trouble you again?"

"Huh?" Song Pinggong was stunned for a moment, his small eyes under the sunglasses slowly glanced at Maomao, and after seeing the slightly soft expression on Maomao's face, he sighed softly, "There's no way, since it's your request, then you can only let me, the old man, make another trip. It just happens to be a holiday for those stinky boys..."

……

True Selection Group.

"Huh? A consolation trip?" Shi Shi, who was leaning in front of the door and looking at the snow, turned around and looked at Kondo who was sitting in the kotatsu in the house with a strange look.

"Ah," Kondo nodded and said solemnly, ""In such a cold weather, the surfers should be hibernating." "Let's go skiing to boost morale," said Father Matsudaira. of. "

“What kind of wind is this blowing again?” Shi Shi, with a cigarette in his mouth, leaning in front of the door with his hands in his trouser pockets, retorted casually with his eyes closed, “How could it be possible to leave Edo and run out to play? Son? Besides, that uncle usually tells us "even if we crawl, we have to crawl to work." "

"You're thinking too much," said Zongwu, who was also sitting in the kotatsu. "We've been working non-stop since we joined the crew. If human beings are corrupt in their hearts, they will I can't accept the kindness of others."

"A guy with a corrupted soul has no right to speak of me." Shi Shi turned around and retorted without hesitation.

"If you're really worried about Edo..." Sogo said again, and suggested, "It's better to divide into the Kondo team and the Hijikata team, and let one of them stay. If it's Hijikata-san, I'll definitely be able to. The one who protects Edo alone."

The reacted Tufang immediately complained: "Why is there only Tufang-sang in the Tufang team? Why has it been decided that I will stay alone?"

"Let's go together," Sogou persuaded Kondo, who pinched his chin and closed his eyes in contemplation, "Even an orangutan has to hibernate."

"I'm not an orangutan..." Saying that, Kondo picked up an orange from the table and peeled it off to himself, completely ignoring the pistol muzzle that appeared beside him at some point.

??! !

After the sound of a gunshot, looking at Kondo who was slowly falling to the ground, Shi Shi hurriedly shouted, "Kon... Kondo-san!!"

"If you don't want to hibernate, then hibernate here forever." The culprit of the gunshot just now, Matsudaira, said with a cigarette in his mouth, "A beast that doesn't know how to rest its fangs can't survive the winter. ."

"Ah... Uncle!" Fourteen then noticed the person coming.

"It's fine if you're alone, Kondo." The pistol in Matsudaira's hand was still pointing at Kondo, who fell to the ground. "But you're the gorilla who is the leader of the clan."

In the gap between Matsudaira's speech, Kondo slowly got up, biting the orange that was pierced by the bullet, his eyes widened, and there was still a feeling of shock on his face.

"Okay... so dangerous!!" Kondo said inarticulately.

"One of your judgments can make the tribe disappear into the snow. Even if you have to rely on those fragile fangs to rush forward, then I will break your fangs here."

Speaking, Matsudaira again pointed the muzzle of the pistol at Kondo's head.

"Do you want to see tomorrow? Don't want to see tomorrow? Pick it for me now, if you don't pick it within three seconds, I'll blow your head off. One..."

??! ??! ??!

Kondo, who hurriedly fell to the ground and hugged his head curled into a ball dodging bullets, shouted, "Where are two and three?!"

"Who knows that kind of number?" Song Pinggong's mouth was full of disdain, "Men can survive as long as they remember it."

Speaking, Song Pinggong took a step forward and asked Shi Shi, who was leaning against the door and closed his eyes silently: "Hey, Shi Shi, what are you going to do? Rest or die? Give me the choice, hurry up. Choose for me!"

Fourteen didn't care about the muzzle of the gun that Matsudaira pointed at him, "If I want to stay, someone has to help Boss Kondo clean up the mess."

"No, you have to rest too." Matsudaira retorted instantly, and then pulled the trigger again.

??!

Slightly tilted his head and avoided Song Pinggong's shot at the door frame Shishi was speechless: "How much do you want us to rest?"

Song Pinggong took a step forward and put the pistol on Shi Shi's forehead, with a bit of gnashing feeling on his face, "Uncle, I'm just worried about you! It's nothing else!"

Sougo, who was sitting next to the kotatsu, stared blankly at the farce in front of him with squinting eyes. Of course, it wasn't that there was no mental activity at all, "Shoot! Shoot! You shoot!" Sogo shouted in his heart.

"I really can't see that you're really worried about us..." Looking at Mr. Songping, who was gnashing his teeth in front of him, Shi Shi silently complained.

"Yo Xi! Then decide to participate with all members! Go get ready!" Matsudaira made the decision for everyone very readily.

"Awesome~ Dad, you are still good~" Zongwu praised.

"Ah—" Song Pinggong seemed to suddenly think of something, and added again, "There is one more thing I want to tell you, someone said that he wants to travel with you, it's not that kind of thing anyway. If you need someone who is very troublesome, just take care of it."

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The other side.

"Ha Qiu!" Jiang Cheng sneezed, put on his winter coat and tied a thick scarf, sniffed and shivered, then showed contempt, "What on earth are you doing? What do you think? Why do you want to go skiing on a consolation trip? Can't you find a hot spring or something?"

"Are you sure you want to go to the hot spring?" Yueyong raised her eyes and glanced at the excited Baihua crowd, and then glanced at Jiang Cheng again, "Yes, but if something bad happens, I will ...don't care."

After being silent for a long time, Jiang Chengcai narrowed his eyes again with a smile on his face, "That's right, skiing is also pretty good. When it comes to winter, it's only skiing. Everyone, are you ready? "

“OK!”×n

"Then, first of all, in a group of two... take the cable car!" Jiang Cheng shouted, raising his hand, and then facing the Baihua people who had a fight when they heard "a group of two", "then... no fight!"

The group of Miss Baihua stopped moving.

"It's true, I arranged a consolation trip for my subordinates, but you should serve snacks." Jiang Cheng spread his hands and complained helplessly.

"Hurry up." With that, Yueyong turned around and got on the cable car that just arrived.

"Then me too..." Jiang Cheng just turned around, and before he could start, he was held back by a group of Miss Baihua.

"Jiang Cheng sama, come with me!"

"No, let's go with me!"

"Get out of the way, Jiang Cheng sama clearly wants to join me!"

"Get out of the way! I just watched a love movie about skiing yesterday, and today is finally the time to practice! Jiang Cheng sama, I will use my body to keep you warm after the avalanche!"

"Let go of Jiang Cheng sama! It's me who will keep Jiang Cheng sama warm! Whether it's there or there, I'll take care of everything!"

"It's me!"

"It's me!"

"It's me!"

Looking at the members of Baihua who were fighting again~IndoMTL.com~ Jiang Cheng squinted his peas and was silent for a while, then looked at the shorter Baihua member who remained silent for a while, "That , let's make a team of two. They shouldn't be able to end without a winner today."

"Jiang Cheng sama..." The member of Baihua replied in a low voice, "I am... young, and it will be... a few years before that."

"Huh?" Jiang Cheng became expressionless again.

"But!" The misunderstood little girl Baihua said again, "If Jiang Cheng sama really wants that, I... I will endure it!"

"Do I look like that kind of person?!" Jiang Chengbai grumbled with his blue veins bursting in his eyes, "No way! I will never cross that cordon! By the way, what are you talking about? What have they learned! Why can they think of such a thing?!"

Speaking, Jiang Cheng turned his face and hugged his hands and spit, "Really, Yueyue didn't know what she was thinking, but she sneaked away alone. It's not my subordinate..."

(It's still a chapter, the network...still in paralysis, crashing.)