Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 595: :Think a little about how you speak!

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"No, that's what UMA did!" Jiang Cheng got up and said seriously, then pointed to Gui, "The wig also has that kind of wound on the body! The one who was pinned by UMA with a thumbtack... Wound! Cut! Damn UMA!"

"It's not a wig, it's Gui!" Gui corrected.

"Hmm!" Kagura nodded, "That's right! It's all UMA's fault, right?"

"Yes, Captain." Gui squeezed his throat and shouted in a female voice.

Looking at Momo who was covered in injuries, Kondo closed his eyes and clenched his fists with resentment on his face, "Damn! UMA bastards! General, please cheer up!"

At this time, Shigeru slowly opened his eyes, and after seeing Kondo in front of him, he made a weak voice: "Where is this? Why am I in such a place?"

"Hey...hey!" Kondo frowned and said, "It seems that there is a memory disorder!"

"Kondo, what happened?" Momo raised his head, frowned and looked at Kondo in front of him, "Why would I..."

"Lord General, have you forgotten?" With Kondo's mouth half-opened and slightly frightened, Ginshi explained calmly, "You brought these idiots with you Came up a mountain to hunt for UMA, but the team was separated by heavy snow following Bigfoot's tracks. Everyone here is suffering because of your bullshit."

Listening to Yin Shi's words and looking at the sigh on Jiang Cheng's face at the same time, Mao Mao's expression changed instantly, standing up and facing the wall with his head lowered, showing a face of unbearable.

"How could it be like this...and put the lives of civilians at risk for the sake of boring fun..."

Looking at Shigeru, whose face was full of self-blame, Kondo quickly said, "No, it's not that..."

But before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted again by Mao Mao.

"I don't have the qualification to stand above all people..." With that said, Mao Mao pushed open the door to the outside and shouted to the sky: "God! If this blizzard is a punishment for me , then please use my stupid tyrant's life to appease!"

"Okay, General!" Gui shouted again in a female voice, pinching his throat, but just after he finished speaking, Gintoki and Kagura kicked him to the ground at the same time and stomped on him.

"This... it's not the General's fault!" Kondo with an ugly face shouted, "The weather in the mountains is unpredictable for laymen!"

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"Anyway, it's good for everyone to reunite safely now." Kondo, who sat down again, said, "Rescue will come sooner or later. Until then, just endure it in this dirty and dilapidated small house."

"Hey, how's it going?" Yin Shi whispered to Shi Shi and Jiang Cheng beside him, "Thanks to me, everyone's crimes have been written off. Remember to say a few words of kindness to me in terms of rewards, and also With Jiang Cheng, that woman's sins have been completely covered up by me, remember to go back and prepare the money."

"It's basically all your fault!" Shi Shi's face suddenly burst into blue veins, and he lowered his voice and complained angrily, "Speaking of which, nothing has been solved yet!"

"Shut up, Miss Angel Thin Noodles, Mr. Rabbit." Jiang Cheng replied lightly, "If you're bored, just go to ABC gymnastics with Mr. Bear over there."

"Who is Miss Angel Thin Noodles Rabbit Man?! Big Brother Gymnastics!" Shi Shi and Yin Shi said unhappily at the same time.

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"Listen, you guys, we can't move until the snow stops." Shi Shi was the first to speak out and suggested: "Instead of acting rashly, it is better to stay here and wait for rescue, but although it is a hut, There are holes everywhere, and it's as cold as the outside. If you accidentally fall asleep, you will die. Let's get warm and call each other to remind each other."

"What exactly do you mean by enclosing yourself to keep warm?" Zongwu asked.

"It's like "squeezing a steamed bun," gathering together for warmth. Fourteen explained, "The position in the middle is the warmest. Of course, it is for the generals, then women and children. The outer side is fixed by the men." Okay, so first of all, the women and children are around the General. "

After listening, Yueyong, A Miao and Kagura looked at each other, got up at the same time and walked towards Mao Mao.

Looking at Mao Mao, who had a look of anticipation on his face, and at the same time, two jets of excitement spewed from his nose, Yinshi was born and complained: "Hey, the general looks super excited, he is just thinking of something evil. things."

At this time, looking at the three Yueyongs who were discussing something in a low voice, Fourteen reminded impatiently, "Hey, what are they doing? What are they whispering? Hurry up!"

"It always smells so bad, it smells like milk rubbed with an old rag, Aru." Kagura said in a low voice, showing disgust on his face.

"Kagura-chan, you can't say things like that." A Miao reminded in a low voice.

"It's just that ordinary men stink, and Yoshihara's trash can is basically full of this smell." Yue Yong whispered.

"Why do I seem to have heard something I shouldn't have heard!" Shi Shi complained.

"That's right, but you're both going to cry, Aru," Kagura said again.

"Stop talking! Kagura-chan!" A Miao reminded again, "Some things can be said, some things can't be said... ugh!"

Looking at A Miao who was retching, Yueyong took over the words, "Just hold on for a while and it's over. Yoshihara's wandering girls are like this every night, I... vomit!"

"Hey, I said, whether you can say it or not, it has all been heard! Your whispers were all heard by the general!" Shi Shi whispered, "By the way, that's not a stinky man! Not all men have that kind of thing. Smells!"

"That..." A Miao walked towards Fourteen, with a little embarrassment on her face, and at the same time whispered, "Probably... He smells like fur, that's what was thrown in this hut. Would you please take him off?"

"How can such a thing be said out!" Shi Shi lowered his voice and retorted, "Now I'm getting ready to warm up!"

But just after he finished speaking, Shi Shi suddenly discovered something—Maomao, who had already taken off his bear fur and was wearing only a pair of briefs, was in a bad mood in an instant, and madly complained in his voice: "It's already taken off. Ah! The general has completely changed his theme! He is planning to take warmth in another sense!"

Speaking, Shi Shi looked at Yueyong and the others, "Look, the general has already taken off his fur, so let's go."

"Hey, wait a minute," at this moment, Yin Shi suddenly said, "Don't you think... stinky?"

"Are you even talking nonsense?!" Fourteen frantically complained, "The fur has already been taken off!"

"Is it really because of the fur?" Yin Shi stared suspiciously at Mao Mao's crotch, then covered his nose while showing disgust, "The smell is even heavier than before."

"It's not so much that the taste is getting heavier, it's a different flavor Aru." Kagura said.

"I... never knew..." Yueyong, who was leaning against the wall and vomited, turned around and murmured, "Yoshihara's wandering girls have to face this kind of smell every day..."

"No, this is just an example." Jiang Cheng retorted with a blank expression.

"Enough of you guys! The general only has one pair of underwear left! What else is there to stink?" Fourteen couldn't help but shouted to stop.

Seeing Shigeru who was stretching but sniffing his underarms secretly, Kondo couldn't help but lowered his voice and said, "The general pretended to stretch, but he was secretly checking the smell of his underarms! Stop it! Stop hurting him!"

"That's the only reason, right?" Yin Shi propped his chin and stared casually at the only brief briefs left in Mao Mao's crotch, "Because I only wear one pair of underwear and put on the fur, I feel stuffy. Yes, that's it, so please take it off."

"Stop joking!" Fourteen retorted instantly, "Quanguo in the blizzard was suicidal..."

Before he finished speaking, Shi Shi found something once again - that was Mao Mao whose briefs had been switched to mosaic, and his whole person became even worse in an instant, exclaiming: "General——!! There is no lineage!"

"It feels disgusting, let's forget Aru." Kagura said with disgust.

At the same time, Yueyong and A Miao also silently took a few steps away from Mao Mao.

"Do you think I killed you?! You bastards!" Shi Shi clenched his fists and whispered with blue veins and spittle, "It's because you complained that he stripped naked! Go and help him! Warm up! The general's body and mind are freezing!"

"You can stop it in moderation, what stinks and disgusting," Zongwu said at this time, "Now is not the time to say such things?"

"It's really rude, don't you know what it means to be considerate?" Xin Ba Hao said with a serious expression.

"There's really no way, let's go first." Saying that, Sou Wu was the first to walk towards Mao Mao~IndoMTL.com~ At the same time, Xin Ba Hao also walked towards Mao Mao.

"Okay! That's it." Fourteen breathed a sigh of relief. "You can go there first, hurry up."

Xin Ba Ha, who stopped in front of Mao Mao, had a relaxed smile on his face, "It stinks at all, it's just the smell of a man..."

Just after finishing speaking, Xin Ba Haw and Sogou bent down and vomited at the same time.

Σ_(???"∠)vomit...

"Lord General! You can kill them all!" shouted Kondo, who couldn't stand it any longer.

"Hug...sorry, china girl." Zongwu wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, raised his head, and said to Kagura with an ugly face.

"It's good if you understand, Aru." Kagura replied without looking back.

"You're so tall!" Fourteen said again and complained, "Why do you have to be frank at such a time?"

"You...it's enough!" Jiang Cheng suddenly frowned and complained to Shishi who was beside him, "I've been talking about stinky things since just now! It's disgusting! I really miss it. I vomit! I can't help it! I hope Lord General will leave this room quickly, and I definitely don't want to stay in the same room as Lord General!"

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