Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 603: :Yes! Women care about attitude issues out of 10!

It wasn't until noon that Jiang Cheng walked out of Baihua's collective dormitory, his head bowed the whole time...with no expression on his face.

"Jiang Cheng sama ~ do you want a drink?" The girls on the roadside waved to Jiang Cheng as usual.

"Uh...hehehe..." Jiang Cheng raised his head, revealing a face full of broken expressions, "Have a drink? Can you? Can you forget all those things just by having a drink? Can you? Hehehe..."

Several traveling girls saw Jiang Cheng's appearance, and immediately stepped forward with a happy expression, grabbed Jiang Cheng's arms, and surrounded him.

"Of course you can~" said the wandering girl with Jiang Cheng's right arm coquettishly, "If you have something to worry about, you can drink a drink and forget it~ Speaking of which, Jiang Cheng sama has never been to our store before~ Come on. Come on, let Jiang Cheng sama forget all the unhappy things..."

"Let's come to our store!" Another wandering girl coquettishly said, "I have never been to our store before~ I didn't show up at the year-end party yesterday~ I want to pour wine for Jiang Cheng sama... "

"Hehe... The New Year's Eve..." Jiang Chengcheng just smiled wryly with his dull eyes, "Ah, I seem to have completely forgotten, the New Year's Eve... In other words, the New Year's Eve literally means forgetting all the unpleasant banquets? But why? Why? After the New Year's Eve, the troubles have not only decreased, but have also increased? Can you tell me? Hehehe...hehehe..."

"Jiang Cheng sama? What's wrong?" A travel girl asked Jiang Cheng in confusion.

"Actually, I don't know either...I don't understand at all about eighty people in one night...Am I really that good?" Jiang Cheng stared at the blue sky with dazed eyes, "Hehehe...not at all. I get it... If it's true, isn't it me who is the most pitiful right now? My body is the same as a rotten Banana, right?"

"Jiang Cheng...sama?"

"Yeah-!!" After shouting in a collapsed voice, Jiang Cheng did not hesitate to throw away the group of wandering girls and rushed towards the gate of Yoshihara.

Looking at Jiang Cheng, who was running fast, the girls looked at each other suspiciously, and then showed regret at the same time. It was a pity that Jiang Cheng could not be pulled into the store for a drink.

……

Kabukicho Park, Zenzo, who was invited out by Yinshi, was knocking on Erlang's leg and sitting on a bench, flipping through a jump, with a look of disapproval from beginning to end.

In front of him, there was Gintoki who was constantly talking about something.

After listening to Gintoki's remarks, Quanzo casually replied while flipping through the jump in his hand: "But, it should be fine. Although I don't remember very well, in short, everyone does. She was very drunk. Then the sister who accompanied the wine said she was not feeling well and wanted to go to the toilet, and you followed her to take care of her.

Then, after ten minutes or so, you didn't come back, and then you came back alone, saying that the woman had gone home. I remember you had a refreshingly contented expression on your face.

Then, the girl with the blindfold says she's not feeling well, and then you go to take care of her and come back with a refreshing and contented face.

After that, it was the same as before, so was Sarutobi, and then I went out with the uncle with sunglasses for a long time, and it took about twenty minutes to come back.

As for Baba, the speed is much faster, about three minutes. In the end, you and Yoshihara disappeared in the street of dawn, supporting each other. "

"There are so many problems!!" Yin Shibai roared with broken eyes, "Where is Dr. Dolittle from?!"

"However, when I take Baba to the toilet, I really look like Dr. Dolittle. Rather than taking care of it, it's better to say that you release it."

Ginshi angrily complained: "What happened to spending 20 minutes with Hasegawa-san?!"

"Maybe it's because the second round will be more difficult to challenge." Quanzo replied casually, putting the jump in his hand aside.

"Bastard!" Yin Shi burst blue veins and grabbed Quan Zang's chest clothes and pulled him up, gritted his teeth and said bitterly, "Why didn't you stop me at the scene? What should I do? What should I do?!"

"Calm down..." Quanzo held Gintoki's hand and reassured, "There's nothing wrong with your behavior, right? The problem is, you don't intend to take responsibility and do that kind of thing, right?"

Yin Shi was dumbfounded for a moment, and at the same time released the two hands that were holding the clothes on Quan Zang's chest.

"It depends on your future actions, which is a matter of attitude." Quan Zang continued.

"Attitude problem? Really?" Jiang Cheng, who didn't know when he arrived, twitched the corners of his mouth, showing an ugly expression that was not enough to describe constipation, "Can the attitude problem really be solved? Haha..."

"Hey, you..." Looking at Jiang Cheng beside him, Yin Shi suddenly reacted, "Could it be..."

"Ah, Yinshi, I'm sorry, let's forget what happened this morning, I don't have time to deal with you now."

"It's me who say sorry!"

Ignoring the mad Yin Shi, Jiang Cheng smiled and asked Xiang Quan Zang: "Hey, Quan Zang, what happened yesterday? A glass of wine? Tell me, I want to…talk to him about how happy I am today.”

"Oh! That glass of soju?" Quanzo seemed to suddenly think of something, "Ah, I don't know, I drank too much at that time, and I don't know who handed it to you, but since After drinking that glass of wine, you are also a little abnormal."

"Hey—?" Jiang Cheng's pupils were still trembling, half of his face was twitching, his face covered with black lines was covered in cold sweat, and he asked in a trembling voice, "Yes... yes Did I...did...did anything?"

"I don't remember very well, but the first one to leave was the elder sister Hiron..." Quanzo said as he recalled, "In the middle of the way, if Hiron was not there, you asked to see her, and then went out alone. , about twenty minutes later, he came back with a refreshing and contented face. He seemed to be muttering, "Oiran is no big deal...""

"Jiang...Jiang Cheng..." Yin Shi twitched the corners of his eyes and turned his head mechanically to look at Jiang Cheng, who seemed to be broken beside him, "You...you also..."

"The second one to leave was that month... Sister Yueyong, she said she was not feeling well and went back alone." Quan Zang continued, "Then you said you were worried and wanted to take a look, and it took about two years after that. I came back in ten minutes. When I came back, I was satisfied.

At that time, it was almost early morning, and the elder sister's men said they were sleepy and wanted to go back to rest. After that, you said you were worried and wanted to take a look, but it didn't come back until it was dawn, for several hours. After that, you and him helped each other and disappeared into the street of dawn. "

"He...hehe, this...that's it..." Jiang Chengcheng just laughed like he was insane, "It's over, it's over... it's over. Whether it's my work or my life, it's over."

"This guy... is amazing..." Yin Shi murmured while pinching his chin, "Compared to him, I feel that the problems I have encountered are not big problems. Six people... No, this guy should be It doesn’t count anymore, because it’s completely broken. Five people compared to sixty people, I feel like I’m not a big deal anymore.”

"Can't you stop me, you bastard?!" Jiang Cheng let out his own roar with his veins bursting.

"Hey, calm down and think about it for yourself!" Yin Shi on the side said with a serious expression, "Under that kind of situation, no one can stop you! You should understand, you can get drunk when you are drunk. What a horrible thing! And... I'm sorry."

"Shut up! It's me who says sorry! I'm sorry!"

"Well, calm down, both of you." Quan Zang persuaded, "It's not that desperate yet, both of you are."

Yin Shi raised his hand expressionlessly and said, "No, I haven't reached the point of despair. I understand, but no matter how you look at it, this guy has already reached the most despairing moment, and so is his body. No matter what. You can't handle 60 women at the same time."

"Yeah... It's really over..." Jiang Cheng knelt down instantly, and slammed the ground with both fists, "It's just an ordinary woman, I... I've crossed that line! The white line where Daohui will be handcuffed... I have crossed it!"

"Hey? What exactly did you do?" Yin Shi was puzzled, "That line? What?"

"Did you not pay attention to Yin Shi?" Jiang Cheng lowered his head and looked unlovable, "There is a very short member in Baihua...she...she..."

Yin Shi, who reacted instantly, widened his eyes involuntarily, "Is it... is... is not... a minor?!"

"It's decided!" Jiang Cheng stood up with a look of determination, "I'm going to surrender! Goodbye, everyone!"

After all, Jiang Cheng took out his mobile phone and made a call to Zongwu.

"Wait," Quan Zang stopped at this time, "Don't worry, I just said that the last moment of despair is not yet."

"Really?" Jiang Cheng looked back at Quan Zang, "No matter how I look at it, I'm already in the eighteenth hell, and the walls are slippery and I can't climb up to the eighteenth hell."

"Attitude, didn't I just say it? Attitude issue~IndoMTL.com~ Evening, Yoshihara.

Dinner time.

"That..." Jiang Cheng, who was sitting between the two women (Sun Lun and Yue Yong), said tentatively, "Actually, I have something to tell you, which is a proposal."

"What proposal? Jiang Cheng-sang?" Rilun said with a smile while serving Jiang Cheng's food.

"It's about Baihua." Jiang Cheng replied.

"Huh? What proposal?" Yueyong asked while serving Jiang Cheng's food from the hot pot.

"How about giving them a vacation?" Jiang Cheng held up a forefinger tremblingly.

"A holiday?" Yueyong was puzzled.

"Ah, because I haven't seen them take a long vacation since they came to Yoshihara." Jiang Cheng quickly explained, "And don't worry! I can leave Yoshihara's defense to me alone. Yueyue, you also go to rest!"