Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 605: :Harem (7)

"Hey—?" Qingtai muttered dissatisfiedly, "Why? And it has nothing to do with you."

"Probably..." Sun Rin squinted his eyes and said with a smile, "Probably he's adapting himself to some status changes in advance. Well, hurry up and go to the private school, Harita. Otherwise, you'll be late again. "

【Huh? The transformation of identity is that kind of transformation? Why adjust to the father's transition? 】Jiang Cheng complained in his heart, 【Is it your father? Is it the father? ! do not want! I don't know spiral pills or shadow clones at all! Impossible! Absolutely impossible! By the way, I hate brats! In the future, there will be a rebellious period of adolescence and so on, as a stepfather to discipline or something, the identity is too sensitive! Can not be done! I can't do it! ]

"Cut, I see." After cutting out angrily, Harita got up, picked up the backpack and the lunch box that Sunwa had prepared, and walked towards the door.

However, just when Harita walked to the door, she was stopped by the sun: "Wait a moment, Harita, that...you want a dad..."

"You'll be late if you don't hurry up! Harita!" Jiang Cheng, who had already sensed what Hiron was asking, interrupted Hiron's words and shouted.

"I see! It's true!" Qingta complained angrily before stepping out of the door again.

At this time, looking at the sun wheel who was hiding his face and snickering, Jiang Cheng broke down and complained: [Stop it! Stop that expression of "I didn't expect this man to be shy"! "This man's shy look is quite cute" and that expression stopped immediately for me! I beg you! ]

"Yeah!" Yueyong, who was on the side, suddenly retched a few times while clutching her stomach.

"Hey? What's wrong with you, Yueyue?" Sun Wheel asked with concern, "Are you feeling unwell?"

"No, it's fine." Yueyong shook her head, then glanced at her lower abdomen softly, and stretched out her hand to gently scrub, "Probably...it's a normal reaction at this stage."

At this time, Jiang Cheng's expression on the side had completely changed, as if he had been struck by lightning, his eyes were wide open and his eyes were stunned.

【This...this is also Dad...Dad...? ! ]

"Is it really all right? Would it be better to go to the hospital for a check up?" Hiron looked worried.

"No, it's alright." With that, Yueyong turned her face away and glanced at Jiang Cheng, as if to say, "I'm ready to be a mother, are you ready to be a father? ?”

After noticing Yueyong's eyes, Jiang Chengcheng just nodded his head lightly, and at the same time pulled the corners of his mouth into a reluctant smile.

【Chuang...chuang...crush into a big disaster! once? Just once...? ! 】Jiang Cheng's heart is holding his head and screaming, "Don't! Really don't! I wasn't ready at all! Not ready at all! Dad is not mentally prepared at all! Hello! forgive me! ]

[But ah...] Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something, [If it's true, Yueyue...Is there no way to do it here? Yueyue's side has become a state that absolutely can't be left alone, must a showdown? At this time, it can only be a showdown, right? Although it will hurt other people, but there is no way, after all, Yueyue has already...]

After thinking about it, Jiang Cheng made up his mind, gritted his teeth, and said, "That, Sun Wheel, actually..."

After saying that, the face of the sun wheel on the side changed, and he covered his face and retched a few times.

Seeing Sun Wheel's reaction, Jiang Cheng opened his mouth wide, and half of his face began to twitch. At the same time, drop after drop of cold sweat kept dripping from his face.

【This...this side also...? ! ! ! ]

"Hey, are you alright? Sun Wheel?" Yue Yong asked with concern, "What happened to your body?"

"It should be...it's fine." Sun Rin squinted his eyes and pretended to be arrogant and smiled, and at the same time glanced at Jiang Cheng secretly, his expression seemed to say: "It's all your fault..."

"By the way, what did you want to say just now?" Rilun asked Xiang Jiangcheng.

"No...no...nothing...hehe..." Jiang Cheng twitched half of his face and replied with a trembling voice, and at the same time he broke down and thought: [Again... trouble again! Oh no! Really bad! These two can't be left alone! How to do? How exactly? ! Originally, I was worried about the exposure problem, but this time it is no longer a simple exposure problem! It has become other more difficult problems! By the way, am I really that good? No, it's not the time to think about that! How to do? What should I do? ! It has become an incredible situation! ]

"Hey, Jiang Cheng, your expression is a little reluctant, what's wrong?" Yueyong asked.

"No...it's nothing." Jiang Cheng replied, pulling the corners of his mouth, but then he thought of something, raised an index finger and suggested, "That...that what, I suddenly thought of a proposal, that ...Is it necessary to separate when eating in the future? I don't mean anything else, I just feel like this...I feel a little crowded, hehehe..."

"Yes!" Sun Lun and Yue Yong replied without thinking at the same time.

【Why are your attitudes so consistent at this time? ! 】Jiang Cheng's mood can no longer be described with two words, 【Why are you both shy after speaking out? Completely incomprehensible! How much do you want to eat separately! It's too fast! ]

……

At nine o'clock in the morning, Jiang Cheng, who had just eaten nearly sixty breakfasts from the members of Baihua, walked out like a walking corpse. To be precise... broken, completely broken.

Of course, if a normal man suddenly learns that his one-night struggle has made him the father of sixty children to be born and the stepfather of one child, he may also be broken.

It can also be regarded as a kind of...human nature.

Jiang Chengcheng completed the morning patrol in this state. Of course, despite this state, the patrol task was meticulously completed.

……

At noon, Jiang Cheng took advantage of this free time to run to the street because he left a message for all sixty women, "I'm busy with work, so I won't come back for lunch at noon."

In short, when Quan Zang found Jiang Cheng who had asked him out in the park, Jiang Cheng was constantly hitting the telephone pole with his **** forehead.

"Hey, what's wrong?" Quan Zang came to Jiang Cheng's side and asked aloud, "Did the plan fail? If there are sixty, a serious confession should help you get rid of more than half of them. right?"

"Haha..." Jiang Cheng turned his head back, revealing a face that had been thoroughly played with, "Quanzang, I...I'm going to be a father."

"Ah, congratulations."

"Sixty... no, father of sixty-one children."

After being silent for a while, Quan Zang silently turned around and left, and at the same time did not forget to raise his hand and wave, "I'm so sorry to bother you while you are immersed in the happiness of being a father. Then I'll go first... "

"Wait!!" Jiang Cheng instantly raised his hand and held Quan Zang's shoulder firmly, "Wait for me! What should I do? What should I do?!"

"I don't know if you ask me!" Quan Zang replied helplessly, "You're too good, right? You can make 60 women pregnant in one night, and only you can do it in the world. If you are not pregnant, you can still think of a way. A serious confession may help you get rid of a few women who are deeply saddened by this, but now this situation is completely hopeless."

"Then...that..." Jiang Cheng asked in a trembling voice, "According to the general development, what is my...my ending?"

"To be honest, I've searched through all the romance comics and I haven't been able to capture the sixty men at once." Quanzo replied while pinching his chin in thought, "Both of you may be hacked to death, you kind of If it was dismembered, it didn't escape. But how many pieces it was divided into is not clear, but it should be more than 60 pieces. After all, there are still children's shares."

"Hey...this...that's it, hehe..."

"But it's not that there is no turning point." Quan Zang continued, "After all, there are still children, maybe they can forgive you for the sake of the children. You must know that only children whose mothers do not have fathers have childhoods, but some are not very good. ."

"Huh? That means...should I confess? Let them forgive me for the sake of the children? Is this really okay?!"

"Are you...really not afraid of death?"

……

Yoshihara, dinner time.

"That ah... the sun wheel," Jiang Cheng said, looking at the sun wheel who was sitting on the side adding food for himself, "recently... don't go out recently, after all, your body... what..."

"God!" Sun Lun covered his face and exclaimed, then blushed slightly and continued, "Is it discovered...Is it discovered? I thought it would be noticed after a while."

"I... I'm not that stupid..." Jiang Cheng replied with a twitching mouth full of black lines, "Anyway, just stay in your room recently, shopping for groceries, laundry, etc. The housework and so on, leave it all to me."

"I always feel...it's become a bit too much." Sun Wheel sighed, "Do men change so much before and after marriage?"

"Ah~IndoMTL.com~ After all...it's a no-brainer."

"But what about work? After all, Baihua has already rested. Is it okay to be alone? Would you like me to say hello to Yueyue and the others."

"No need! It doesn't matter to me at all!" Jiang Cheng was instantly excited, "Now I start to like work! I feel like I can forget a lot of troubles when I work! Ah ha ha ha..."

"It's really...it's getting more and more reliable~ This way, I can feel at ease."

……

In Yueyong's room.

Looking at the hot pot on the table, Jiang Cheng silently complained: "Yueyue, it's still hot pot today..."

"Sorry, I'm not good at cooking." Yueyong replied, "But I saw a lot of advertisements for cooking classes yesterday, and I was planning to sign up."

"No need!" In an instant, Jiang Cheng picked up the hot hot pot in front of him and poured it all into his mouth, "I like it! I really like it! The hot pot is all you need!"