Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 606: :The only way to keep the spring from bouncing is to press it until it loses its elasticity…

"Really?" Yueyong's expression brightened, "Do you really like it?"

"Ah! I like it the most!" Jiang Cheng put down the empty hot pot, twitched the corners of his mouth and replied.

But the next moment, the taste system that had just been offline suddenly reacted. Jiang Cheng's face quickly turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye, and his eyes unconsciously opened to the maximum.

"That's great, I thought you might not like it." Yueyong showed a look of happiness, "I heard that you like hot pot with a bit more spiciness, so I chose devil pepper as the bottom of the pot today, I didn't expect you I like it so much."

"Water...Water..." Jiang Cheng locked his throat with one hand, and stretched out the other hand to Yueyong tremblingly, hoarsely, "Quick...water, quicker..."

……

Two minutes later, Jiang Cheng's state gradually recovered after drinking a large glass of water.

Looking at Jiang Cheng, whose clothes were soaked with sweat and the sweat on his face was still bubbling out, Yueyong wondered, "Hey, are you all right? Are you still a little reluctant? Sure enough, I'd better go and report for a meal. Wouldn't it be better to learn some other cooking in the classroom?"

"No! No need! Hot pot is good!" Jiang Cheng raised his hand to refuse without hesitation, "I like it very much! When it comes to my favorite dishes in life, the first is hot pot!"

"Really..." Yue Yong silently turned away from her slightly rosy face, covered her face with her sleeves, and dodged her eyes, "Since then, the whole person has changed more and more, this kind of happy words , can say it so boldly. Man... it's really incredible..."

【Ah, I really want to die! 】Jiang Cheng gritted his teeth in his heart, then twitched and raised an index finger at the corner of his mouth and said, "Well, there is actually something I want to tell you."

"What's the matter?"

"Just try not to go out in the future. Except for the necessary physical examinations during that period, I'd better try... no, don't go out."

"Look... Can you see it?" Yueyong turned her face away silently again.

"Uh...Yes, yes." Jiang Cheng's mouth began to twitch unconsciously, "I can still see this kind of thing. Also, even if you want to check your body, you have to tell me in advance. I'll accompany myself, you know?"

"My concubine... Got it."

Looking at Yueyong's shy appearance, Jiang Cheng punched himself in his heart and scolded himself as a scumbag.

"Also..." Jiang Cheng said again, "That... Regarding the vacation that Baihua had set before, I hope... it can be extended for a while."

"Huh?" Yue Yong looked puzzled, "Should it be extended? It will be very hard if there is only one person?"

"No, it's not hard at all!" Jiang Cheng retorted instantly, "To tell you the truth, I already like work completely! Even if I work all day, I don't feel hard at all! To be honest, I want to work all the time. Going down! Hey! It's great! Work! Ah ha ha ha..."

"It's like this..." Yueyong turned her face away again, and her voice gradually weakened, "It's...reliable..."

【Stop for me! I don't want to hear it! I really don't want to hear words like "really reliable dad"! 】Jiang Cheng shouted in a broken heart, 【Forgive me! The guilt is getting heavier and heavier! In other words, there is only guilt left! I've been swallowed up by guilt! ]

"So, how long is the holiday extended?"

"How about extending it for a year or so?" Jiang Cheng raised an index finger and asked tentatively.

After being silent for a while, Yueyong couldn't help but say, "A year...is it a maternity leave? No, maternity leave doesn't seem to be that long."

"No--yes!" Jiang Cheng stood up instantly and hurriedly defended loudly, "Trust me! Yueyue! It has nothing to do with maternity leave! It's just an ordinary vacation! Maybe it feels like maternity leave or something in terms of duration. , but it has nothing to do with that kind of thing! I just want to give them a long vacation every now and then! I think they have been working hard all the time!"

"I see." Yue Yong nodded, but then pointed at Jiang Cheng with her index finger, "But are you really alright? Cold sweat is all over your face."

"It doesn't matter at all!" Jiang Cheng patted his chest and replied, "It's just that I feel a little hot after eating! It's sweat from the heat! It's definitely not because of anything else!"

"Ah... ah, I see."

"Then..." With that said, Jiang Cheng waved his hand and walked towards the door, "I'll go to work first. Please don't...don't go out casually! Now your body is the most important thing!"

"Hi...Hi."

"Don't go out! Absolutely!!"

"I heard that men become like this at times like this." Yue Yong said with a smile.

"That's right! Men become like this at times like this! Just stay in the room for me! I'll buy the vegetables! I'll wash the clothes! I'll clean the room! You just give me a break!"

"My concubine... Got it."

……

From this day on, Jiang Cheng started his new life according to a schedule that was impossible for human beings.

Woke up at four in the morning, went to the vegetable market to buy 60 servings of ingredients, and then delivered the ingredients one by one to all the women's rooms in person.

After 60 breakfasts, I will start a day of work. One person is responsible for patrolling all the shops in Yoshihara, and one person solves all the problems encountered by the girls, whether they encounter difficult problems. Guests, or the room is leaking... Everything is done by Jiang Cheng alone.

At seven o'clock in the evening, dragging a tired body and eating sixty dinners in no more than a minute for each family, I started working again and worked until one o'clock in the morning.

Can you sleep? No, it's still early. At this time, 60 women will be cleaned, rubbish, and dirty clothes to be cleaned and dried.

It was almost four o'clock when I was done.

This time is until four in the morning, which is Jiang Cheng's rest time. Sometimes it may only be two minutes, and sometimes it may be ten minutes.

A week later...

At noon, Jiang Cheng, who rarely saved lunch time, came to the ground.

After buying a pack of cigarettes in front of the vending machine on the street, Jiang Cheng leaned against the wall, lowered his head and tore the wrapper of the cigarettes, took one out and put it in his mouth.

But then Jiang Cheng realized that because he never smoked, he... didn't seem to have a lighter.

"Little brother, borrow a fire." Jiang Cheng patted the little brother who was buying cigarettes on the shoulder, and let out his hoarse voice with his hair down.

"Oh, please." The little brother who was buying cigarettes responded quickly, then took out his mayonnaise lighter from his arms and handed it to him.

"Thank you." After saying thank you, Jiang Cheng lowered his head and lit a cigarette, took a deep breath, raised his head and spit it out slowly.

"No, it doesn't matter." Fourteen took his lighter and replied subconsciously.

But it was only at this time that Fourteen realized that the person who had just borrowed a lighter from him was Jiang Cheng, and...the other party's state seemed...it seemed a little bad.

"What's wrong with you?"

To briefly describe Jiang Cheng's current state, two words are haggard, three words are haggard, and four words are very haggard.

Messy hair, a beard that apparently hasn't been groomed in days, half drooping eyes, dark circles worse than a panda.

The clothes are fine, it looks like they've just been changed, but the man... looks like it's about to break down completely.

"It's you..." Jiang Cheng said while smoking a cigarette, "It's been a long time..."

"Are you all right?" Fourteen lit a cigarette and looked at Jiang Cheng strangely.

"Ah, it's fine, I'm living a full and happy life every day now." Jiang Cheng replied casually, "Especially when I was working, I was very, very happy. Ah, I didn't expect work to be so happy. I can forget all the troubles, guilt, and pain...hehe..."

"Hey! Are you really alright?!" Shi Shi Yi was startled, stretched out two hands and shook Jiang Cheng's shoulders, "Why did it break after a few days of absence? What happened!"

"Huh..." Jiang Cheng finished his last puff of cigarettes, then put the cigarette on the trash can beside him, "I have to go back to work soon, I feel that after a while, I will think of that cold reality. , goodbye."

……

"Who is that?" Zong Wu, who was patrolling the street, came to Shi Shi's side, looked at Jiang Cheng's retreating back, and asked Shi Shi, "Boss? But I feel a little uneasy. It's the same..."

"Who knows..."

……

A week later at noon, Kabukicho Park.

"What are you asking me to do? Now I'm looking for the natural curly boy who disappeared after a date with his girlfriend on the night of the 7th. I'm also very busy." Quan Zang watched while sitting on a park bench smoking Jiang Cheng, who had passed the cigarette, asked, "And are you really okay? It feels like your whole body is about to break down. By the way, have you ever slept?"

"That kind of thing doesn't matter..." Jiang Cheng threw away the cigarette butts and lit one again and put it in his mouth. He raised his face and leaned on the bench, his hands on the bench. He sat on the back of the bench, "I asked you to come out this time because I have something to ask you."

"Could it still be that thing? I really can't do anything about it."

"No, it's not." Jiang Cheng interrupted Quan Zang casually, "It's not that kind of thing, it doesn't matter anymore, anyway, it will be exposed soon."

"Hey? Is it about to be exposed?"

"Ah, today is the 15th," Jiang Cheng replied casually, "it's about to arrive at that time. After falling asleep, those women will probably find something wrong. To be honest, there is a high probability that after falling asleep. I can't wake up again, but isn't it good? I was cut up by them without the slightest pain in my sleep. Hehe..."

"..." After a long silence, Quan Zang said again, "So do you want me to convey your last words for you?"

"Ah, almost." Jiang Cheng raised his face and stared blankly at the blue sky, "Tell those women that the child is innocent... No, don't say it, just say sorry. In the end, it's fine. ...Tell Kagura-chan to live strong. Then...that's it."

After speaking, Jiang Cheng stood up on his knees, threw the cigarette **** out after taking the last puff, and slowly turned around and walked towards the direction he came from.

"Hey, wait." Quan Zang shouted, "Have you... given up completely?"

"Ah, I gave up." Jiang Cheng stopped and replied without looking back, "Completely... gave up. And to be honest, it's not bad anywhere, it's **** anyway, and there's **** over there, This is **** too.

Even for me, **** over there is definitely more comfortable than **** over here.

At least I don't have to feel that little happiness in that guilt anymore. That kind of stuff... isn't something a sinner like me deserves.

The smiley face you saw when you got home? That "hard work"? Just made dinner? "Smooth all the way" when you go out in the morning? It's... can't take it anymore. I've already...reached the limit.

The rest is up to them, bye. "

"Wait a minute," Quan Zang once again stopped Jiang Cheng, "Since you've given up, then... Wouldn't it be better for you to apologize directly? Anyway, the outcome is already doomed, whether it's you or them Pulled into some kind of hell."

After being silent for a long time, Jiang Chengcai raised his head and showed a somewhat relieved smile, "That's right, then let me do it myself. Then the commission change, if possible, help me after my death. Build a tomb or something, name... whatever. Goodbye."

Seeing Jiang Cheng who started again, Quan Zang pointed to Yue Yong, Ri Lun and the other Baihua members who had come behind him at an unknown time. He continued, "Actually... if you want to apologize, you can do it now. Yes."

"Huh?" Jiang Cheng let out a surprised cry, then stopped and turned his head to look at the past, but when he saw Quan Zang's body, the unusually sweet Sun Lun, Yue Yong and Miss Bai Hua smiled, Slightly helpless, he exhaled softly, "Really, are the maternity examinations on the same day? But it seems that there is no need to say anything. All I have to say is... I'm sorry."

After listening, Yueyong glanced at the Baihua people behind her.

All Miss Baihua understood, nodded at the same time, and then held up a giant red banner with the words "NEET's return to society is a great success!!"

"The transformation was a great success!!"×n

Looking at the words in bold on the banner, Jiang Cheng's eyes widened and his mouth was half-open. He lost his brilliance and just stared at Yueyong and the others.

"I didn't expect the effect to be so good." Sun Wheel squinted and smiled.

"Yes, thanks to him, all members of Baihua have rested for half a month." Yueyong put one hand around her chest, the other hand lightly squeezed the cigarette stick, nodded in agreement, " And all the games are lost."

Pfft…

"Jiang Cheng sama!"

Looking at Jiang Cheng lying on the ground, all the Miss Baihua immediately rushed towards Jiang Cheng with banners.

Looking at Miss Baihua, who was surrounded by Jiang Cheng, Quan Zang asked Sun Wheel in a wheelchair: "Why do I think... it doesn't matter if something like that happens? Look, those women. I feel like it doesn't matter if I open a harem."

"Maybe that's true." Sun Lun smiled, then turned to look at Yue Yong, "But that kind of thing won't happen. Right? Yue Yue."

"Who cares about him." Yueyong glanced at Jiang Cheng, who was being held up in the air by a group of Miss Baihua, "But if you dare to take action against my subordinates, you will really kill him."

……

Evening.

Sun Lun opened the door of Yueyong's room, looked at Yueyong leaning against the window smoking a cigarette, smiled and said, "Although we don't care, but you..."

Hearing the sound, Yueyong lowered her head and glanced at her lower abdomen, and then gently scrubbed it with her hands.

"I...it's okay." Yue Yong replied softly.

"Is it really okay? After all, that night, you were the only one who ate the kind of messy dishes made by Jiang Chengsang, who was crazy about drinking wine. I heard that you only tried a little bit out of curiosity. Catherine from Toshi-san's house, who cooks like that, has had a full week of stomachaches."

"Ah, it's fine. The toxins should have been expelled."

"That's good." Sun Samsara said, but then he thought of something, "But then again, why are all ordinary ingredients, when Jiang Chengsang's hands combine them into something like that? Does that Miss A Miao have the same ability?"

"Who knows..."

Yueyong replied casually, but her thoughts returned to that night. Jiang Cheng, who was already drunk, returned to the banquet hall with the dishes he cooked blindly. At that time, only himself noticed the food in his hand. Dao should be a wound accidentally cut by a kitchen knife.

I just wanted to remind myself at that time, but the next moment, after a puff of white smoke, the small wound was completely healed!

Although under the cover of the cooking mist, no one but myself noticed.

[Is it because... that man's blood fell into the cooking? 】Yue Yong thought to himself, 【And that physique, what is going on? By the way, that man... is it really the Night Rabbit? ]

Yueyong is puzzled.

……

One day later, Jiang Cheng woke up from his deep sleep, without even changing his clothes, he ran all the way to Yueyong's room door in his pajamas, and opened the door of Yueyong's room with gritted teeth.

"Month—Month!! Sun Wheel—!!"

"Ah la la, did you wake up so soon?" Rilun looked at Jiang Cheng with a smile on his face, "The prenatal checkup is going well, if you start working hard today, you will be able to become a father in about a year or so. What~”

"Come on." Yueyong glanced at Jiang Cheng with a casual tone.

"You two hateful women..." Jiang Cheng clenched his fists and gritted his teeth.

"It's started, it's started." Sun Wheel pointed to the TV and reminded.

"No! I don't care at all! Now I start to like work! I feel like I can forget a lot of troubles when I work! Hahaha..."

"No, it's not hard at all! To be honest, I already like work! Even if I work all day, I don't feel hard at all! To be honest, I want to keep working all the time! Hey! It's great What! Work! Ahahaha..."

"The work has started..." Yueyong pointed to the TV and reminded Jiang Cheng, "I won't forget what I said?"

Jiang Cheng, who came to the TV, smashed the camera connected to the TV without any hesitation, lowered his head and murmured, "Ah, I completely forgot. What I remember is only right. Your hatred is gone... wait, I'll get my revenge. Absolutely!"

After saying that, Jiang Cheng turned around and left Yueyong's room.

Looking at Jiang Cheng's back, Sun Lun raised his head and asked Xiang Yueyong, "Are we going too far?"

"No~IndoMTL.com~ This is his favorite sister's request," Yueyong replied indifferently, "Said that he hopes to transform his squatting brother into an ordinary man who likes to work."

"But it's a bit too much to lie to him and say we're pregnant..."

"No, no one has ever said that." Yueyong replied, "It's just what the idiot thought."

"That's right."

A short while later, there was another roar of collapse in Jiang Cheng's room.

"Where did I...my game go!!!"

Hearing the sound, Sun Lun looked at Yueyong suspiciously.

"Is the renovation really successful?"

"Probably... not."

(The Harem, End.)