Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 608: :To complement each other can be called the best partner!
"A woman from the past?" Yue Yong leaned against Jiang Cheng's room door with a look of disdain.
"How is that possible..." Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said without looking back, and then once again focused his attention on the game in front of him, "But when it comes to women, I really feel as if I forgot. What is it that doesn't matter, what is it?"
"Alimony?" Yue Yong glanced coldly at Jiang Cheng.
"How could there be such a woman." Jiang Cheng curled his lips and replied casually, "If there really is one, I'm the one who wants to get alimony."
"Scum..."
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The next day, afternoon.
Kabukicho, in front of the Takatenhara store.
Well-dressed, dressed in a white Western-style formal suit, Yin Shi, who wears a blue shirt underneath, speaks to Kagura and Shinbaha, who are also neatly tidied up in front of him, occasionally using his own strange reflexes.
"Listen! Now we're going to dig out a handsome Saint Seiya who can fight against Madam!" Gintoki stood on tiptoe and turned around a few times in a pretentious manner. After stopping, the index finger of his right hand Pointing to the sky, "Are you ready?! Justdoit!"
"Shiny, Shiny, Shiny~" Kagura and Shinpachi got together at the right time, waving their little hands as a foil.
"Then it's OK~!" Said, Xin Ba Ha also showed a serious face, and spread his arms and shook his shoulders like a wave, "It's okay to bet my life!"
"Hu~hu~" This time, Gintoki and Kagura were suitable as foils behind him, cheering twice.
"It's a small matter, huh~" Kagura's pretentious appearance is not inferior to the previous two.
"So handsome, so handsome!" Gintoki and Shin Baha clapped at the same time.
After such a meaningless trick, Yin Shi said again: "In terms of recruitment standards, the minimum standard is bronze saints, and the highest standard is silver saints."
"Private Marseille!" Kagura raised her hand and said, "I don't quite understand the so-called standard, huh~"
"To put it bluntly, all those who are worse than Hashizuo skills will be eliminated," Yinshi explained calmly, "If he is more handsome than Fujita Makoto, he will lack intimacy, and this kind of thing should also be eliminated."
"Basically all human beings will be wiped out!" Xin Ba Ha couldn't help but complain, "What's the difference between this bronze and silver?!"
"In other words, even if you make a mistake, don't bring over golden saints like Masaharu Fukuyama and Shun Oguri. Not only will they compare us, but they will also increase the number of customers because their faces are too small. pressure."
"You didn't plan to call the handsome guy at all!" Shinba spit spit, "Is it really okay to say it?! Is it really okay to call that kind of ordinary character?! Compared with the face The original diamond saint Jiang Cheng-sang, who is even more powerful than the golden saint, can't do it! Is it really possible to rely on those ordinary characters?"
"Maybe it looks like that on the outside~" Gintoki spread his hands in disapproval, "But that idiot just has a face, and inside is scrap iron... no, plastic... no, it's just a waste cardboard Saint Seiya Faced with such a battle-hardened lady, she might have said something strange and offended the other party! But I am different from him! Although the face and body are only at the level of a diamond saint, but inwardly... but a lunar soil saint level!"
"Uh...that is indeed many times more expensive than diamonds." Xin Baha replied silently, "But the moon...is all pits, right? Your insides are not much better, and...appearances are No one has seen the original Diamond Saint Seiya."
"But..." Yin Shi sneered disdainfully, "It's as hard as a diamond~"
"Shine!!!" At the same time, Shin Baha and Kagura raised their feet and kicked Ginshi several meters away.
Looking at Yin Shi who was lying on the ground with his **** pouted, Xin Ba Hao widened his eyes and cursed with his blue veins and spittle flying: "You give me a little more! Why don't you learn, this kind of casual meat You should learn from Jiang Chengsang when it comes to jokes!"
"No...just looking for feelings..." Yin Shi struggled to get up, "Use that idiot's way to put himself in his shoes and think about it, maybe he just said the rude words to the lady just now, Find the problem, solve the problem! From here we find a way to remedy it from the other side!"
"It's your head that needs to be fixed!"
"But what Gin-chan said makes sense, Aru," Kagura nodded, folded his hands and analyzed, "A man like my uncle must have said something very rude."
"It doesn't have to be what I said, maybe I did something very outrageous, Kagura-chan." Gintoki leaned forward and said in a low voice with a serious face, "It started in the past, that one. Idiots have no sense for women..."
"I always feel... Yin Sang is just deliberately speaking ill of Jiang Cheng Sang when he is not there..." Xin Baha pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose and muttered silently.
"Okay! Stop talking nonsense! Hurry up and search for our partner as I just said!" Yinshi reminded.
At this time, Kuang Shi Lang, who had been standing behind a few people and watched them play tricks, couldn't help it. He drooped his eyelids, and his eyes were covered with black lines. He twitched the corners of his mouth and reminded tentatively, "That... I'm really sorry, Mr. Master of the House. Although I am very grateful for your help, the cowherd is not such a simple job, and the appearance is only a threshold. The next real test is how to use the inside to win over the guests..."
After listening, Yin Shi turned around and replied, "I understand what you mean, do you want to say that I am just a man with a gorgeous appearance and a shallow inside? Gorgeous in appearance!"
"No, I didn't say that, nor did I judge your appearance."
"In other words, is it better than a man with a thin appearance but full of inner content?"
"Forget it...forget it." Kuroshio responded.
"Don't worry about this," Yin Shi waved his hands disapprovingly, "I understand them, too. By the way, you know how much I did for that idiot in the past, and even ran to... home for that idiot. Is it a woman? I'm normal, I have experience."
"No, I don't understand it very well, but it's obviously different from what you said..."
Kushiro's voice just fell, when Hasegawa's voice suddenly came from the side.
"Yin Sang, I heard that you were going to introduce me to a job, so I came here."
I looked in the direction of the voice, but after seeing Hasegawa standing beside Kagura wearing a formal suit made of old cardboard boxes stuck with duct tape, Kuroshio was in a bad mood.
"It's much thinner than I thought! By the way, it's made of paper?!" Kuroshio's eyes widened, the corners of his eyes were still twitching, "Hey, please wait a minute, isn't this a cardboard box saint? ?"
"It's not a cardboard box anymore," Hasegawa looked down at the cardboard box suit on him, "Look, isn't there a trendy T-shirt from foreign newspapers or clip art? This is the suit version of that."
"No, it's not like that," Kuroshio replied with half a face twitching, but then he noticed the "necklace" on Hasegawa's neck, "Say that necklace is someone's Tanabata wishing raft. right?"
"I'm sorry, manager," Hasegawa rubbed the back of his head and smiled embarrassedly, then put one hand on his hip and explained, "Although I'm a little nervous wearing this for an interview, but I think it's pretty cool. Lang style?"
"Hey, I said, what do you think of Niulang?" Kuangshilang was a little powerless to complain.
At this time, Gintoki took a step forward, grabbed Hasegawa's shoulders, raised his brows and said, "Although he is a little frivolous on the outside, he is very serious on the inside. Like member J. Man, please take care!"
Looking at the two people in front of him who were half-bowing to him, Kuroshio... was really powerless to complain this time.
“Look,” after turning Hasegawa over, Gintoki continued, pointing to the words “Aomori Apple” printed on the cardboard box on Hasegawa’s back, “he also printed the sponsor on his back. Neck Also wearing a wishing rope..."
"I still want to marry Rosa's son~" Hasegawa and Gintoki, who turned around, showed some... wretched honey expressions at the same time, and said at the same time.
"That, Wanshiwu-sang..." Kuroshio's face was covered with black lines, and half of his face was still twitching, he hesitated, "After all, we are also a service industry, can we? Find something more..."
"It's all right," Yin Shi waved his hand disapprovingly, chuckled and continued: "I know a handsome guy who is very good at closing classes, although he's not the neutral and handsome guy that is popular now..."
At this time, Kurushiro, who had noticed the big crisis behind Gintoki, became more and more frightened, covered his face unconsciously, and took two steps back.
On the contrary, Gintoki, who didn't notice the looming crisis behind him at all, continued to say, "It's a muscle... ah!"
??! !
"Who is this handsome guy with muscles!!" A Miao in a blue miner's uniform~IndoMTL.com~ roared with blue veins and white eyes, and slammed the shovel in her hand on Yinshi's head.
"Sister..." Seeing this, Xin Baha just trotted over and wanted to say something.
But just after calling out a sister, A Miao, who was so angry, locked her neck with only one hand and lifted it into the air.
"Xinjiang, what's going on?" A Miao raised her brows, the blue veins on her face burst out, and she gritted her teeth: "I heard that I came prepared after discovering the gold buried by Hideyoshi."
"No... No, big sister." Shin Baha, who was held up in the air, quickly explained and prayed, "It's not gold, but you can get a huge amount of money equal to gold. So be patient now."
"Stop joking!!" A Miao roared again, "Why do I work in the Cowherd Club dressed like this?!"