Maybe a Fake Gintama Chapter 609: :Humans who use letters to represent people’s names are Cowherds!

Looking at the attitude of A Miao and Xin Baji when he was hammering silver, Kagura, who was standing beside Kuangshilang, commented casually: "Look? It looks like a man, right?"

Hearing the sound, Kuang Shi Lang glanced at Le in disbelief, and the cold sweat on his face was still dripping.

"Listen! Ah Miao!" Yin Shi got up and shouted, "Accompanying wine girls and Cowherds are actually similar! It's just that the genders are different! That means you want to be Cowherds...Ugh!!"

A Miao didn't give Yin Shi a chance to finish her sentence. After she left the new Baji in her hand, she raised the shovel in her hand and swung it hard at Yin Shi's head... Again and again, without stopping at all the meaning of.

Looking at A Miao who didn't see Yin Shi and Shin Baha as human beings, Kuyoshiro swallowed a mouthful of saliva and took a step forward, raising his hand tremblingly to persuade him.

"Please calm down a little, Miss Ami, that's not the case..." Although he was terrified, Kuyoshiro still tried his best to persuade him, "I think if there is someone who is called the number one **** in Kabukicho If Miss A Miao goes out..."

Hearing the compliments from Kuangshiro's mouth, A Miao was stunned for a moment and stopped the movements in her hands. She turned her head and looked at Kuangshiro with a trace of shyness on her face.

"...will definitely introduce us to many excellent men. Because you seem to be very popular~"

Even if it was such a reason made up by a madman in a hurry, A Miao still believed it to be true, and pinched her slightly flushed cheeks in place.

"Ala~ I'm really annoying, Lang Sang is really crazy~" A Miao said shyly with a blushing face.

But the next moment...

Seeing that the shovel in A Miao's hand, who was being squeezed, "accidentally" slammed into the face, "Wow!" With a scream, Hasegawa hurriedly spun and flew out and fell heavily to the ground. run forward.

"The manager—!"

At this time, A Miao was still immersed in Kuang Shi Lang's praise, and her face was rather embarrassed and shy.

"Are you a good man?" A Miao stroked her cheeks and muttered to herself, "Indeed, I seem to know each other and I don't seem to know each other~ Which one should I choose? It's really annoying~"

At this time, Kondo, wearing a blue suit and a pink shirt, held his mobile phone and greeted the dial naturally.

"Ah, Miss A Miao, do you have anything to do with me?"

"The guy who has never been called is the first to appear!" Xin Ba Hao immediately complained, "It's really annoying to pretend to be contacted and come here!"

"Haha~" Kondo put away the phone, chuckled, closed his eyes and continued, "I see, Miss A Miao, if I go to be a cowherd, I will be taken away by other girls. , that's what you thought that you didn't contact me, right? All... I saw it outside the screen."

"There is no such scene at all!!" Shinbaha retorted angrily, "When did it appear! You stalker!"

Ignoring Shin Baha's complaints, Kondo crossed his hands Bijaya across his eyes, revealing a pair of big tender eyes, and said softly, "It doesn't matter, my heart will not be taken away by anyone. of..."

Speaking, Kondo turned to the side and still glanced at A Miao with those big eyes full of tenderness that changed the style of the painting and picked up a rose.

"Xun will always be your exclusive cowherd stalker!"

"No one will ever be named! Such a disgusting cowherd!" Xin Ba Haw complained again.

"Eh? Cowherd?" At the same time as he said, Gintoki had already completed Kondo's transformation, and then pointed to Kondo, who was lying on the ground with a pulley on each of his limbs, facing the crowd and continued: " Hey, everyone, this guy wants to be a Cowherd's car, let him help with the luggage."

Kondo, who realized it later, hurriedly defended: "No, it's not like that!"

Kagura held up Kuyoshiro, who was about to lose consciousness because of A Miao's "accidental" just now, and said indifferently: "It's almost time to gather enough people, everyone, go back."

After saying that, Kagura let out a cry and threw out the Kuroshiro in his hand with ease, who slammed **** Kondo and crushed Kondo to the ground.

At this time, Kurumi struggled to raise his head to reveal his bleeding forehead, looked at Yinshi in front of him and made a weak voice: "That... I'm really sorry, and finally I want to test everyone's aptitude. "

"Qualification?" Yin Shi was puzzled.

Looking at the people in front of them with the same faces of unknown reasons, Kuang Shi Lang nodded, then stood up and explained: "Yes, after all, Niulang's job is to chat with girls, and then I invite you all Cooperate with each other and see if you can bring the girl to the store. Just follow the method of picking up a conversation."

……

Yoshihara, Jiang Cheng, who was completely immersed in the game and couldn't extricate himself from the game, was attacked on the back of his head by a sharp weapon threw by a woman who opened the door. Rolled his eyes and fell to the ground so that he missed the victory of the game.

"What are you doing?! Yueyue!" Looking at the "Game Over" displayed on the monitor, Jiang Cheng, who gritted his teeth, turned his head and roared with white eyes, "It's the critical moment! It's clear that we're going to win! "

"You're the one who wants to do what, right?" Yueyong said coldly as she walked towards Jiang Cheng.

"Me? What's wrong with me?" After Jiang Cheng pulled out the kunai on the back of his head, he looked back at the monitor again and started the next game.

"A text message from Kagura." Yueyong threw her cell phone in front of Jiang Cheng.

"Kagura?" Jiang Cheng still had a puzzled look on his face, then picked up his phone and started to check the text messages Yueyong said, ""Yueyue, don't let my uncle approach Kabukicho today. Please, for the sake of Kabukicho. For the tranquility of the street, we must let my uncle stay in Yoshihara!"

"What is this?" Jiang Cheng turned around, squinting Doudou's eyes in confusion.

"How do I know!" Yueyong took her cell phone from Jiang Cheng angrily, "You are asking yourself! What do you want to do to that street?!"

"No, there's nothing special I want to do." Jiang Cheng shook his head, then turned his head to look at the monitor in front of him again, and continued indifferently, "Don't worry about it, don't worry about it, it's probably a prank or something. Or maybe Kagura is coming for pocket money or something."

"Is that really the case?" Yue Yong looked suspicious.

"I said I don't know," Jiang Cheng was a little impatient, but then he suddenly felt something, reached into his arms and took out his vibrating phone.

Jiang Cheng didn't even read the message on the phone, and with a little force, he crushed the phone.

"Who?"

After throwing the corpse of the phone in his hand into the trash can, Jiang Cheng shrugged and replied casually, "I don't know, but he's probably a guy that people don't like."

Looking at Jiang Cheng's face, it doesn't matter. After a moment of silence, Yue Yong slowly turned around and left.

"This month is already the fifth one, and the funding for the mobile phone will no longer be granted to you."

"Ah, it doesn't matter." Jiang Cheng replied without turning his head, "Recently, it would be much better without that kind of thing. That guy is so annoying..."

(Note: Jiang Cheng and Kagura's mobile phones are separate from the communicator that communicates with Jiang Hua, not the same one.)

Yue Yong ignored it, just stepped out the door without stopping and closed the door.

But after going out, Yueyong silently gave Baihua the order to "intensify patrols recently to prevent suspicious persons from approaching Yoshihara".

Jiang Cheng, who came to the window at some point, looked downstairs at Yueyong who was walking down the street with a cigarette stick, and hummed softly.

"It's still a bit like a woman..." After casually muttering such a sentence, Jiang Cheng turned around and stretched, "Continue to continue~The game continues~"

Jiang Cheng, who sat down in front of the computer and picked up the gamepad again, was stunned for a moment, then pinched his chin and frowned, thinking about it.

"No, wait, it feels like... I really do seem to have forgotten something, the game's release date? No, no, there isn't any game release that I want today. So, what's going on?"

Jiang Cheng, who pondered for a long time without thinking about what he had forgotten, forgot about this inconspicuous trouble that might not even be called trouble, and once again devoted himself to the game.

……

On the other side, Kabukicho Takamagahara.

Kyushiro, who was sitting in a certain booth, looked at Gintoki and the others who were all handcuffed in front of him, as well as Sogo and Shishi on one side, and spoke helplessly.

"That... everyone, I asked you to bring customers into the store, but why were you arrested by the police instead?"

Anyone who was riding on Kondo's body, who was kneeling on the ground, whose clothes had been missing for some reason, glanced at Shishi, who was beside him, and explained, "Manager, if this stinky scum hadn't gotten in the way, we would have captured two or three long ago. A woman."

Speaking, Gintoki glanced down at Kondo, "Right? ISAO?"

"GIN is right," Kondo replied with a little helplessness, closing his eyes. "Really, the police are making a fuss about such a thing recently. This street is becoming more and more uninhabitable."

Listening to the two of them singing together, Shi Shi's face unconsciously burst into blue veins and shouted at Kondo with white eyes, "You are the boss of those policemen!"

"It was a long time ago," Kondo said with a slightly relieved smile, and then took a bite of the peeled banana that Yinshi stretched out and chewed it, while inarticulate. Then he said: "I decided to give up my status and reputation for Miss A Miao and start from the bottom as a cowherd car."

Standing with a smirk on the side of Kagura, the cos angel for some reason, Zongwu said: "Kondo-san, don't talk about the bottom, you started from the Jomon era."

"Go back." Shishi pulled up Kondo's arm. "If you want to be a car, at least you need to be a patrol car that protects this street."

Kondo struggled and shouted: "Even the Cowherd is protecting this street well! If this continues, this street may be destroyed by his wife!"

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Zongwu complained.

"GIN! Talk to them too!" Kondo looked at Gintoki and shouted, "If the top card (Ace) is caught, it will be a big deal! Neither Whitebeard nor Luffy will sit idly by. Ah!"

At this time, Kuroshio, who had been observing several people, suddenly noticed something.

"Just feed him a banana a day," Yinshi reminded Sogo and Shishi very politely, "If this is still slow, let him play with his own Banana. ."

Kondo, who was dragged to the door by Fourteen, was still struggling desperately: "Don't! I'm going to be treated as a captive gorilla! The store manager——!!"

"Okay! Come here quickly!" Fourteen said angrily.

"Well, can you please stop for a while?" Kuroshio walked over to the fourteen and three.

Seeing this, Kondo was moved: "Manager! Woohoo..."

Kyoshiro, who ignored Kondo, stepped on Kondo's face and crossed over Kondo, and came to Shizuo and Sogo.

"No, I don't mean the orangutan."

Looking at Kuroshio who was looking at his face with a serious expression in front of him, Shi Shi and Sogou were stunned for a moment at the same time.

"Maybe... Maybe it will work." Kuroshio murmured, his brows gradually eased.

……

It's night time.

In front of Gao Tianyuan's gate, A Miao, dressed as a waiter, squinted and smiled and called out to the three young ladies who had just passed by the gate.

"Miss, do you have any arrangements for tonight?" A Miao squeezed her eyes and raised her hand to signal the gate of Gao Tianyuan, "If you don't mind, please come here. Angel's resting place - Gao Tianyuan, how about letting your wings rest for a while?"

"Ah?" The girl in the blue kimono raised her head and looked up at the three big characters of Takamura, which were shining brightly on the door, and said in surprise, "Takamura has been resurrected."

"But I heard that the business here has been closed because of Cowherd's resignation one after another." Another girl in pink kimono said with a frown.

"We hired some new cowboys and have reopened," explained Amy.

"Really?!" The girl in the blue kimono looked surprised, but then she thought of something, "But the new cowherd is just some ugly guys, right?"

"That's right." The girl in a green kimono and glasses, like a literature student, nodded in agreement.

"Nothing," A Miao shook her head and said slowly, "Here is the gathering of some of the most handsome guys in Edo. It will definitely give you a special night~"

Kakaka…

While A Miao was speaking, Gao Tianyuan's door slowly opened, and the three girls also subconsciously looked inside the door.

Standing in front of Yinshi and others, slightly sideways and closed the western-style formal suit like the top card, the fourteen and Sogo hold a flower like Sogo~IndoMTL.com~Welcome—" Sogo opened his mouth, and again sideways.

"Xin Gao Tianyuan." Fourteen took over the words, and similarly turned sideways with Sogou back to back.

"I won't let you go tonight until tomorrow morning~ Kittens~" Zongwu is handsome and threatening.

"The warm and ruthless PARTY starts now." Saying that, Shi Shi sat on Kondo, who had two motorcycle handrails tied to his head with a serious expression, and folded his hands and shouted, "Herewego! Let' sparty!!”

Gintoki and others behind him raised their hands and cheered.

“OK!”×n

"...Heavy!!!" Fourteen, who held a bazooka and fired a shot at the group of Yinshi, roared with blue veins and white eyes, "Why do we even have to "Let'sParty" with us! ! "

Boom! ! !